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Untill Death do you Part

Feb 27th, 2013
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  1. >Year three
  2. >Your wife scrambled her friend's cutie marks yesterday, then got atomized after fixing it. The beginnings of grief were starting to set in, then you saw her descend from the skies.
  3. >Only, she had wings.
  4. >After a whirlwind explanation and coronation, you found yourself standing next to Princess Celestia and Princess Luna.
  5. "Things are looking up for her," you idly comment.
  6. >"Mmm... yes, my student certainly has done well." There is a brief pause, then you feel the white alicorn sidle up to you. "Say, Anonymous, are you doing anything after the coronation?"
  7. >You don't like that hungry look in her eyes...
  8. >"Surely thou art mistaken, sister. Anonymous would assuredly prefer to spend time with I." Luna presses herself up against your other side.
  9. "P-princesses, I'm flattered, but I'm a married man!"
  10. >"No you're not."
  11. >What.
  12. >"When you were married, your vows were 'until death do us part', were they not?"
  13. "Yyyyyyes?"
  14. >The duo are giving pretty heavy bedroom eyes at the moment.
  15. >"Well... in the process of becoming a princess, your wife DID get turned into a puff of vapor and a charred mark on the Ponyville Library floor."
  16. >You start backing away.
  17. >"There were even witnesses to that happening. How very convenient."
  18. >They follow as you start backing away.
  19. "T... TWIIIILIIIIIIIIIGHT!" you yell as you start running, a pair of princesses giving chase.
  20. >"DO NOT RUN, DEAR ANONYMOUS, FOR WE ONLY WISH TO LOVE THEE!"
  21. >... Today was an eventful day.
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