Director Anon - Star Ponies 2

>The first death star scene. One of the greatest scenes in all cinematic history in your opinion. The musical score, the amazingly detailed set and set pieces and the emotional climax build upon by the entire movie coming to fruition.  This scene inspired you as a kid. You played star wars with your legos thousands of times. Rein acting this scene with multicoloured bricks of Lego and pure imagination. How had it come to this. This travesty.
>Whooping and cheering about a dozen pegasis wearing hastily prepared cardboard x-wing, y-wing and tie fighter costumes giving piggy back rides to filly pilots. The fillies sporting large safety helmets and nerf guns are all laughing and giggling as they shoot nerf arrows at each other. Looking like a giant in comparison Twilight Skywalker piggy backs on Snowflake holding on for dear life as he flys his way toward the Death Star. Currently being played by Big Mac.
>Fillies “I got you! No you didn’t! Pew pew pew! I have shields on they block all lasers!”
>Assistant director Luna who also plays the part of Ben Kenobi sits to your left.
>Luna “We can edit out all of that in post…”
Anon “Edit it out? I should take a machete to the prints! Never let this travesty of a movie see the light of day!”
>Luna “Oh hush up. They’re having fun”
>A filly tie fighter “Boom! You got me! Arggggg rarrrrrrrr Blehhhhh!”
>Her “tie fighter” spins in place and finally coming to a halt in a half hearted crash.
Anon “Where are the explosions? Trixie! Get your butt in gear!”
>A severely bored looking Trixie pulls herself away from her magazine and starts shooting pathetically cheep looking fireworks onto the set.
>The filly giggling “Bleh I’m dead!”
Anon “Ok I’ve had enough of this. Just cue the Darth Celestia and Twilight scene.”
>Luna nods “SISTER! ITS TIME FOR YOUR SCENE!”
>She doesn’t need a megaphone. The perfect assistant director.
>So enters Darth Celestia in full costume. Riding a tiny pony wearing a tie destroyer costume. The poor servant pony looks like he’s going to buckle under the pressure any second.
>Anon sighing “Lets get this over with”
>Smiling beneath all her makeup. Celestia pulls out two giant nerf machine guns.
>Celestia “Better move fast my student!”
>Taking the challenge Snowflake ducks dodges and weaves, narily avoiding the barrage of nerfy death.
>Celestia fiddles with her mounts mane “The Elements is strong in this one”
Anon “Luna its your scene”
>Luna “Oh right!”
>Luna putts her hooves up to her mouth and yells “USE THE ELEMENTS TWILIGHT”
>Twilight magically takes out a nerf arrow with Elements written on it. Biting her tongue in concentration she takes aim at the Big Mac Star.
>Celestia “Oh no you don’t. I have you now!”
>Celestia prepares to let loose another barrage of nerf.
>A wagon dressed up as the millennium falcon is pushed on stage. Riding it are Han Rarity Solo and Chewgilda.  Not looking where they are pushing the wagon crashes into Celestia. Sending her rolling off stage.
>Celestia “Noooooooooooooooooooooooo”
>Rarity “You’re all clear Darling! Lets blow this thing and go home!”
>Chewgilda roars.
>Twilights fires her nerf arrow. It flys true! Bouncing off of Big Macs snout.
>Big Mac nervously collapses.
Anon throws his megaphone at Trixie whose gone back to reading her magazine.
>Trixie “Trixie doesn’t need this! Make your own explosions!”
Anon “Just roll the dam credits!”
Shoving his face into his hands Anon starts to sob.