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  1. Deponia
  2.  
  3. It's kind of pathetic
  4. You get all erratic
  5. About dirty dishes
  6. Congesting the sink.
  7.  
  8. I'm tired of your bothers
  9. Remember our fathers
  10. They dwelled inο»Ώ a world
  11. Filled with rubbish and stink.
  12.  
  13. But when all hopes was lost
  14. Someone raised from the dust
  15. He was handsome and cunning
  16. His haircut had style.
  17.  
  18. Courage was shining in his eyes
  19. As he said ... you guys
  20. Mind your own business
  21. I'm off now goodbye.
  22.  
  23. Huzzah he's off now goodbye.
  24.  
  25. ***
  26.  
  27. Now as it is written
  28. Our hero was smitten
  29. And rescued the maiden
  30. From impending doom
  31.  
  32. On a horse made of steel
  33. Evil guys on his heels
  34. He rode with the girl
  35. Into dawn's early gloom
  36.  
  37. She awoke by his kiss
  38. Well at least more or less
  39. And the whole part concerning
  40. The uppercut scare
  41.  
  42. Can be pinned at least to some extent
  43. On her damaged brain implant
  44. Anyway in the big picture
  45. Who's gonna care?
  46.  
  47. Huzzah, who is gonna care?
  48.  
  49. ***
  50.  
  51. Historians would die for
  52. A way to decipher
  53. Apparently missing
  54. Text passages here
  55.  
  56. They still found no reasons
  57. Why scratches and lesions
  58. Related to goal
  59. Subsequently appear
  60.  
  61. But then why should it bother you
  62. For he finally managed to
  63. Haul her more or less unharmed
  64. To the rendezvous spot
  65.  
  66. Without expecting any pay
  67. Except for the reward but hey
  68. It's all about the context
  69. So get on with the plot
  70.  
  71. Huzzah get on with the plot!
  72.  
  73. ***
  74.  
  75. Now look at you startled
  76. The brain implant cartridge
  77. Has not been swapped
  78. Which was all part of the plan
  79.  
  80. A world has been rescued
  81. That he did detest
  82. Who'd have guessed
  83. I attest you'd have done just the same
  84.  
  85. So if you still want to
  86. Force me to do stupid chores
  87. Like washing the dishes
  88. Do the trash and such
  89.  
  90. You'll just prove
  91. That you haven't paid
  92. Attention to what I said
  93. The message at core is ... like... erm... Huzzah... as a rule
  94.  
  95. Huzzah the chorus guys rule!
  96.  
  97. -----------------------------------------------------
  98.  
  99. Chaos on Deponia
  100.  
  101. You're being pathetic
  102. Again about acrid
  103. Bacteria in the fridge
  104. It's getting boring...
  105.  
  106. But packing bags due to
  107. Dirty socks I threw to
  108. The lampshade's rim borders
  109. On unadorned scorn
  110.  
  111. Didn't I explicate it
  112. Are you still not persuaded?
  113. Is grass growing on
  114. Your tympanic membrane?
  115.  
  116. Remember Deponia?
  117. Self-sacrifices and bla
  118. Gosh! Now I've to start
  119. All over again!
  120.  
  121. Huzzah all over again!
  122.  
  123. ***
  124.  
  125. Only the most epic
  126. Tales feature cool depic-
  127. tions of sawblades crushed
  128. Into cable boat walls...
  129.  
  130. The attempt though a blunt stunt
  131. Affected Goal's implant
  132. Which surely can't be blamed
  133. On Rufus at all
  134.  
  135. Reckoning up the sum
  136. The best was yet to come
  137. For the end of part one
  138. Was a little too coarse
  139.  
  140. To amend we'll send Rufus to attend
  141. A second chance for a decent happy-end
  142. A grand fling with dancing
  143. And booze and so forth
  144.  
  145. Huzzah with booze and so forth!
  146.  
  147. ***
  148.  
  149. Malevolent karma
  150. So close to the dramas
  151. Catharsis fresh doubts
  152. With her caused disarray
  153.  
  154. And she left him behind
  155. Though still not in one mind
  156. Planning to reunite
  157. With her fierce fiancΓ©
  158.  
  159. But if you think it's time
  160. For Rufus to resign
  161. So close to the finish line
  162. You don't know him at all
  163.  
  164. For heroes gather momentum
  165. On the brink of armageddon
  166. Enthralled by the squall
  167. They'll put balls to the wall
  168.  
  169. Huzzah put balls to the wall!
  170.  
  171. ***
  172.  
  173. Left in the lurch
  174. On the verge of the purge
  175. Their search for the submerge
  176. Was brought to a halt...
  177.  
  178. They stopped Donna-Goal's spins
  179. With torpedo dolphins
  180. And finally hope glints
  181. I cannot exault
  182.  
  183. How outstandingly aced
  184. He was dragged to the base
  185. Now the bell for the last round
  186. Was about to chime
  187.  
  188. The showdown was imminent
  189. And if not I apprehend
  190. The chorus guys will
  191. Have to work overtime
  192.  
  193. Huzzah we'll work...overtime??..
  194.  
  195. ***
  196.  
  197. Argus plan went awry
  198. And: end of the story
  199. You'll have to admit
  200. You enjoyed it a bit
  201.  
  202. And now you saw reason
  203. Dump your egot-ea-sm
  204. And weigh it against
  205. The public benefit
  206.  
  207. Because close to the bone is
  208. Where you need cojones
  209. And platypusses and memberships
  210. To opposing underground organisations
  211.  
  212. So do unpack the bag
  213. Now it's anyway way too late to sack
  214. Me and secondly
  215. Where am I gonna stay?
  216.  
  217. Huzzah let's hope far away!
  218.  
  219. -----------------------------------------------------
  220.  
  221. Goodbye, Deponia
  222.  
  223. So this is the third strike,
  224. You're dumping me just like
  225. A trashbag. And why?
  226. Just because of some must-
  227.  
  228. ard on the carpet,
  229. You pathectic dorkhead
  230. I assume that your humor
  231. Did just bite the dust
  232.  
  233. But this isn't over yet!
  234. Yeah you can bet on that
  235. The last part of my tale
  236. Will surely appease
  237.  
  238. And change your mind anyhow
  239. So turn on your deaf aid now,
  240. The story goes on,
  241. For good things come in threes
  242.  
  243. Huzzah good things come in threes!
  244.  
  245. ***
  246.  
  247. So the cutter struck sails,
  248. Wrecked as Toni's mum's scales
  249. And of as much avail
  250. For the long road ahead
  251.  
  252. Still the mood in the group
  253. Was just super woop-e-doop yeah,
  254. Except that they slowly
  255. Grew ripe for the bed
  256.  
  257. For they knew that they would
  258. Have to go on by foot
  259. No problem for such a walk
  260. Is all the less
  261.  
  262. Stressful if you sing along
  263. With a motivating song
  264. And to emphasize this
  265. I'll flood the cabin of the chorus guys with helium gas
  266.  
  267. Huzzah with helium gas!
  268.  
  269. ***
  270.  
  271. Before a champ decamps
  272. To adventure and enters
  273. The lion's den
  274. He attends an obscure
  275.  
  276. Purification ritual
  277. That's a habitual
  278. Narrative rule -
  279. Look it up, it's for sure!
  280.  
  281. Polished to utmost cleanliness
  282. And dressed up as his nemesis,
  283. He chose backed by Goal
  284. To go out on a limb
  285.  
  286. And that they had to leave their friends of old out in the cold
  287. Was basically their own fault!
  288. Advance, never halt!
  289. Because breaks are for wimps!
  290.  
  291. Huzzah because breaks are for wimps!
  292.  
  293. ***
  294.  
  295. Regarding Goal's death
  296. And the loss of the As-
  297. cension codes
  298. I'll desist from my usual bon mots
  299.  
  300. Things were in a mess,
  301. The tightness in his chest
  302. Was no less as big
  303. As the colossus of Rhodes
  304.  
  305. And as he fell from the skies
  306. His life flashed before his eyes,
  307. Bereft of hope
  308. No courage left to pluck up
  309.  
  310. He did finally comprehend
  311. This was the definite end.
  312. Game over this time,
  313. He completely f*cked up!
  314.  
  315. Huzzah he completely f*cked up!
  316.  
  317. ***
  318.  
  319. Woah! Rufus a clone? Wow!
  320. Well whaddayouknow now,
  321. That's mind-boggling news,
  322. But I'm sure you can cope
  323.  
  324. Just put on your slickers
  325. And hitch up your knickers
  326. For once more there flickers
  327. A speckle of hope
  328.  
  329. Where things do look black
  330. You need someone to check
  331. On the bulbs at the tunnel's end
  332. And if by hap
  333.  
  334. It turns out to be a cloning lab
  335. You can prep for a quantum step
  336. For three times the Rufus
  337. Is three times the jab
  338.  
  339. Huzzah three times the crap!
  340. (No! No! Dammit, it's jab! Three times the jab!)
  341.  
  342. ***
  343.  
  344. The final maneuver
  345. Proved as a move no more
  346. Nuts as any other plan
  347. There was at hand
  348.  
  349. A perfect occasion
  350. For a contemplation
  351. Of all the events
  352. And the writer's intent
  353.  
  354. It may seem safe to say
  355. That Rufus's way
  356. For saving the day
  357. Is a little snafu,
  358.  
  359. But when shit hits the fan
  360. Is when a decent man's plan
  361. Will dwindle deeper as ever a diver
  362. With a scuba-did-do
  363.  
  364. Huzzah with a scuba-did-do!
  365.  
  366. ***
  367.  
  368. I'm closing my case.
  369. There's nothing left to say.
  370. Any last questions?..
  371. I take that as a no...
  372.  
  373. But if you feel battered,
  374. Your whole world is shattered
  375. I may have a helpful
  376. Suggestion for you:
  377.  
  378. Just grab your harmonica
  379. And sing about Deponia!
  380. And Rufus's dream
  381. Of a life more ideal!
  382.  
  383. And the fact that sometimes there may
  384. Be just one last chance to save the day
  385. If you let go... And if that's so..
  386. I'm off now for real!..
  387.  
  388. Huzzah he's off now for real!
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