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- Deponia
- It's kind of pathetic
- You get all erratic
- About dirty dishes
- Congesting the sink.
- I'm tired of your bothers
- Remember our fathers
- They dwelled inο»Ώ a world
- Filled with rubbish and stink.
- But when all hopes was lost
- Someone raised from the dust
- He was handsome and cunning
- His haircut had style.
- Courage was shining in his eyes
- As he said ... you guys
- Mind your own business
- I'm off now goodbye.
- Huzzah he's off now goodbye.
- ***
- Now as it is written
- Our hero was smitten
- And rescued the maiden
- From impending doom
- On a horse made of steel
- Evil guys on his heels
- He rode with the girl
- Into dawn's early gloom
- She awoke by his kiss
- Well at least more or less
- And the whole part concerning
- The uppercut scare
- Can be pinned at least to some extent
- On her damaged brain implant
- Anyway in the big picture
- Who's gonna care?
- Huzzah, who is gonna care?
- ***
- Historians would die for
- A way to decipher
- Apparently missing
- Text passages here
- They still found no reasons
- Why scratches and lesions
- Related to goal
- Subsequently appear
- But then why should it bother you
- For he finally managed to
- Haul her more or less unharmed
- To the rendezvous spot
- Without expecting any pay
- Except for the reward but hey
- It's all about the context
- So get on with the plot
- Huzzah get on with the plot!
- ***
- Now look at you startled
- The brain implant cartridge
- Has not been swapped
- Which was all part of the plan
- A world has been rescued
- That he did detest
- Who'd have guessed
- I attest you'd have done just the same
- So if you still want to
- Force me to do stupid chores
- Like washing the dishes
- Do the trash and such
- You'll just prove
- That you haven't paid
- Attention to what I said
- The message at core is ... like... erm... Huzzah... as a rule
- Huzzah the chorus guys rule!
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- Chaos on Deponia
- You're being pathetic
- Again about acrid
- Bacteria in the fridge
- It's getting boring...
- But packing bags due to
- Dirty socks I threw to
- The lampshade's rim borders
- On unadorned scorn
- Didn't I explicate it
- Are you still not persuaded?
- Is grass growing on
- Your tympanic membrane?
- Remember Deponia?
- Self-sacrifices and bla
- Gosh! Now I've to start
- All over again!
- Huzzah all over again!
- ***
- Only the most epic
- Tales feature cool depic-
- tions of sawblades crushed
- Into cable boat walls...
- The attempt though a blunt stunt
- Affected Goal's implant
- Which surely can't be blamed
- On Rufus at all
- Reckoning up the sum
- The best was yet to come
- For the end of part one
- Was a little too coarse
- To amend we'll send Rufus to attend
- A second chance for a decent happy-end
- A grand fling with dancing
- And booze and so forth
- Huzzah with booze and so forth!
- ***
- Malevolent karma
- So close to the dramas
- Catharsis fresh doubts
- With her caused disarray
- And she left him behind
- Though still not in one mind
- Planning to reunite
- With her fierce fiancΓ©
- But if you think it's time
- For Rufus to resign
- So close to the finish line
- You don't know him at all
- For heroes gather momentum
- On the brink of armageddon
- Enthralled by the squall
- They'll put balls to the wall
- Huzzah put balls to the wall!
- ***
- Left in the lurch
- On the verge of the purge
- Their search for the submerge
- Was brought to a halt...
- They stopped Donna-Goal's spins
- With torpedo dolphins
- And finally hope glints
- I cannot exault
- How outstandingly aced
- He was dragged to the base
- Now the bell for the last round
- Was about to chime
- The showdown was imminent
- And if not I apprehend
- The chorus guys will
- Have to work overtime
- Huzzah we'll work...overtime??..
- ***
- Argus plan went awry
- And: end of the story
- You'll have to admit
- You enjoyed it a bit
- And now you saw reason
- Dump your egot-ea-sm
- And weigh it against
- The public benefit
- Because close to the bone is
- Where you need cojones
- And platypusses and memberships
- To opposing underground organisations
- So do unpack the bag
- Now it's anyway way too late to sack
- Me and secondly
- Where am I gonna stay?
- Huzzah let's hope far away!
- -----------------------------------------------------
- Goodbye, Deponia
- So this is the third strike,
- You're dumping me just like
- A trashbag. And why?
- Just because of some must-
- ard on the carpet,
- You pathectic dorkhead
- I assume that your humor
- Did just bite the dust
- But this isn't over yet!
- Yeah you can bet on that
- The last part of my tale
- Will surely appease
- And change your mind anyhow
- So turn on your deaf aid now,
- The story goes on,
- For good things come in threes
- Huzzah good things come in threes!
- ***
- So the cutter struck sails,
- Wrecked as Toni's mum's scales
- And of as much avail
- For the long road ahead
- Still the mood in the group
- Was just super woop-e-doop yeah,
- Except that they slowly
- Grew ripe for the bed
- For they knew that they would
- Have to go on by foot
- No problem for such a walk
- Is all the less
- Stressful if you sing along
- With a motivating song
- And to emphasize this
- I'll flood the cabin of the chorus guys with helium gas
- Huzzah with helium gas!
- ***
- Before a champ decamps
- To adventure and enters
- The lion's den
- He attends an obscure
- Purification ritual
- That's a habitual
- Narrative rule -
- Look it up, it's for sure!
- Polished to utmost cleanliness
- And dressed up as his nemesis,
- He chose backed by Goal
- To go out on a limb
- And that they had to leave their friends of old out in the cold
- Was basically their own fault!
- Advance, never halt!
- Because breaks are for wimps!
- Huzzah because breaks are for wimps!
- ***
- Regarding Goal's death
- And the loss of the As-
- cension codes
- I'll desist from my usual bon mots
- Things were in a mess,
- The tightness in his chest
- Was no less as big
- As the colossus of Rhodes
- And as he fell from the skies
- His life flashed before his eyes,
- Bereft of hope
- No courage left to pluck up
- He did finally comprehend
- This was the definite end.
- Game over this time,
- He completely f*cked up!
- Huzzah he completely f*cked up!
- ***
- Woah! Rufus a clone? Wow!
- Well whaddayouknow now,
- That's mind-boggling news,
- But I'm sure you can cope
- Just put on your slickers
- And hitch up your knickers
- For once more there flickers
- A speckle of hope
- Where things do look black
- You need someone to check
- On the bulbs at the tunnel's end
- And if by hap
- It turns out to be a cloning lab
- You can prep for a quantum step
- For three times the Rufus
- Is three times the jab
- Huzzah three times the crap!
- (No! No! Dammit, it's jab! Three times the jab!)
- ***
- The final maneuver
- Proved as a move no more
- Nuts as any other plan
- There was at hand
- A perfect occasion
- For a contemplation
- Of all the events
- And the writer's intent
- It may seem safe to say
- That Rufus's way
- For saving the day
- Is a little snafu,
- But when shit hits the fan
- Is when a decent man's plan
- Will dwindle deeper as ever a diver
- With a scuba-did-do
- Huzzah with a scuba-did-do!
- ***
- I'm closing my case.
- There's nothing left to say.
- Any last questions?..
- I take that as a no...
- But if you feel battered,
- Your whole world is shattered
- I may have a helpful
- Suggestion for you:
- Just grab your harmonica
- And sing about Deponia!
- And Rufus's dream
- Of a life more ideal!
- And the fact that sometimes there may
- Be just one last chance to save the day
- If you let go... And if that's so..
- I'm off now for real!..
- Huzzah he's off now for real!
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