Vardegoir

“YES! TAKE IT, BITCH!” Gardevoir shouted as her shiny mate, Vardegoir, swallowed all the properly digested and compacted Poffins that came out of her sphincter.

Vardegoir took all the warm, creamy content into her maw while fingering her own pussy, absolutely pleased by the sheer browness of the gigantic fecal thunder that came in such a great that a large quantity had to spill out and fall down the corners of her mouth, running down the white skin to the blue skirt, stinking and blushing all over the floor.

“My turn now!” Gardevoir promptly obliged to the other female’s call, and positioned herself before Vardegoir’s buttocks, being welcomed by an inebriatingly stench fart, which smelled like rotten eggs mixed with a dead Buizel’s carcass being raped by a Trubbish with leper. She inhaled the gas bomb, feeling arousal lead painstangly to an orgaOOOOH SHE CAME BECAUSE FARTS SMELL GOOD don’t they and next thing she knew was that Vardegoir was machine-gunning small pellets of browny, non-chocolate material down her throat, at the same time both of them pissed copious amounts of vaginal liquids (you were expecting them to piss piss, right? Lolnope), which blended in the floor with the spilled feces and forming a mat where they could perfectly wrestle on but were having sex on instead.

“HEY! HEY!” Gardevoir called, spilling a few pounds of crap as she spoke, her words muffled by Vardegoir’s dejects on her mouth. “I have an idea!”

Then she puked all the shit pellets back on the floor, laid down and flopped around pretending to be a Magikarp, and Vardegoir joined the fun and the pair remained flopping around in the Magikarp game for another 3 days (they didn’t starve to death because they were eating the juice consisting of fecal matter, pussy juice, gastric liquids and piss out of the floor) until Vardegoir shouted:

“HEY! HEY! I HAVE A BETTER IDEA!”

And then Vardegoir began pooping all over again and soon the wall’s rooms were all brown no they were all blue da ba dee da ba da  oh wait are they even in a room? >implying kitchens are rooms but welp after all the kitchen’s walls got brown from ceiling to floor, Vardegoir picked a size about her own of turds and shoved them back up Gardevoir’s bumhole, then punched her in the face a couple or two of times so she could liberate all the content at once, letting a high-density, custom-patented-over 9000 lol so random XD dildo consisted of turds.

Vardegoir broke a piece a part and cradled it in her arms, licking it as it they were a Charizard’s feed, as Gardevoir took the log-sized shit dildo and inserted in deep into her vagOOOH SHE CAME AGAIN because FUCK YOU and Vardegoir joined the penetration, letting the other end fill in her love canal until penetrating her cervix and womb with a soft beep as she came twice at the same time to even up with Gardevoir and then both green and blue females shared a third orgasm on the crap broomstick, until it broke in half and they tumbled apart of each other, looking like two popsicles, until they fell on their asses and the fragments of the dildo went all the way back up and out of their mouths. They spat them away and joined in a tender, scatological, passionate, stinky, creamy, and brown French kiss.

“Ohh Vardegoir I love you so much”

“BR? BR? AUEHAUE” Vardegoir responded, reporting Gardevoir for not giving her moni plos, and they fucked again and again, for another 3 days, until their resources of turds, barf, urine, and pussy juices ran out, and they ended up cuddling up against each other kawaii~ and tickling each other’s feet in the lack of something more sugoii to do.

THE END no wait they spent another 2 days figuring out they were male Gardevoirs all the time and another 4 days wondering why there ain’t female Gallades and starving to a romantic death.