An Unexpected Love (Kenny/Mysterion x Karen) (NSFW) (WIP)

It was normal snowy day in the small mountain town of South Park, Colorado. While most Coloradans wouldn't call South Park a normal place, known for its crazy, sometimes paranormal antics, it still was a typical rural town at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. It snowed enough the previous night that school was cancelled, leaving the kids of South Park Elementary to enjoy the day for themselves.

Kenny McCormick wakes up to see he's wearing is signature orange hoodie on. He does a quick check of his body for any injuries that he suffered from his "death" yesterday. He's accepted that he's essentially immortal, letting out a sigh that he's still cursed to never die. Remembering what his friends said yesterday, he gets out of bed to put on his Mysterion costume, they agree to a meeting of the Coon and Friends in order to "stop any crimes that may be committed today".

While getting ready, a lot things are on Kenny's mind. After dying more times then has even been countable, he's just lost his will to live for anything or to enjoy life in general. He's seen the afterlife countless times, its either nothing or just hell. Even though he enjoys hanging out with his friends Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Butters and the rest of his class, he just doesn't get that same spark as before. Even his favorite thing in the world, pornography, just doesn't give him the same satisfaction anymore, especially since he once accidently killed himself performing autoerotic asphyxiation.

Despite his general dissatisfaction with life, there's is one thing that gives him a small twinkle in his life, his little sister Karen. For as long as he can remember, he would try and protect Karen from everything he could, even their own parents. When he created his Mysterion persona, he wanted to use it for more than just pretend playing super heros, he uses it to save Karen from bullies, creeps, and their own parents during their regular drunk/high domestic situations. Over time, Karen began to call this mysterious hero of her's as her "Guardian Angel", being one of two people she deeply looks up to and cares about alongside Kenny. Kenny has planned to tell her eventually that he is Mysterion, but is afraid of what her reaction could be.

*bzzzt*

Kenny's thoughts were interrupted to the sound of his phone letting him know he got a text. Finishing getting his costume on, he ran over to see what the message was.

"From Fatass (Cartman): It's time Mysterion, meet at the HQ"

After heading to his mirror to make sure his costume is on properly, he put on his Mysterion voice.

"It's time for Mysterion to being his patrol of South Pa..."

Before he could finish his catchphrase, he heard some faint noises coming from Karen's bedroom in the room over. He put his ear on the wall to hear better. He could make out it sounds like either whymping or crying, he wasn't sure. He knew that before he could head out to meet the Coon and Friends, he needed to see what was going on with Karen. With a well placed jump, he was able to get into the broken vent located above his bed, and quietly began making his way to Karen's room.