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- >You are accompanying Fluttershy to the Everfree forest
- >She has agreed not to try and rape you for a day
- >She needs the company because she is still scared of the place
- >Gummy is now an adult and has grown teeth
- >He needs a better place to live then Pinkie Pie's house
- >You walk through the tall, dark trees
- >Suddenly your foot sinks into a large puddle of thick mud
- >The mud leads to a small, dirty lake of some sort
- >There is a bitter smell in the air, but you can't quite tell what it is
- >A dead fish is floating in the muddy water
- >Fluttershy says, "This looks like a good place for an alligator to live!
- You nervously say, "Yeah, it fits the habitat description from Twilight's book..."
- >Fluttershy sets Gummy down in the mud water
- >He happily swims away, being very big now
- >There are a few moments of nothing but bugs chirping
- "Well, I guess we can go now--"
- >"BLAAARRRGGG!!!" Shrek bursts out of the mudwater and grabs Gummy
- >He puts Gummy in a headlock and starts punching him in the back
- >"This is MY swamp!"
- >After punching Gummy to death Shrek wades over to Fluttershy
- >"You brought him here, didn't ya little lady?"
- >"I--I--"
- >Shrek grabs Fluttershy and spins her around
- >He sticks an onionade in her asshole and then tosses her away
- >There is a beeping sound that gets slower and slower as Fluttershy looks back at Shrek
- >Shrek waves his fingers at her and says, "Bye bye."
- >Fluttershy explodes into hundreds of bloody chunks
- "Please, Shrek, don't hurt me, I didn't know!"
- >"Oh calm down lad, you're ogrereacting! You're free to go."
- "Thank you Shrek!"
- >You run away, thinking to yourself, Perhaps she should have checked herself...
- >You hear Shrek let out a nasty fart from behind you and then laugh
- >Before she fucking Shrekked herself.
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