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- >You are a Human
- >Your parents hated you, so they named you Anonymous
- >But the hatred of your parents doesn't matter right now
- >Because you are in a land of Magical, Friendly, Tiny Horses
- >Otherwise known as Equestria
- >And right now
- TWILIGHT, I'M GOING OUT
- >You're going fishing
- >“OKAY", She yelled back
- >Exiting your temporary squatting place with pole in hand
- >You begin your trek to white tail woods for a protein filled breakfast
- >Saying hello to the ponies who passed and didn't try to avoid you
- >You've been here in Equestria for a while
- >how long, you couldn't say
- >Maybe a year? Maybe more?
- >You have a tendency to not keep track of days or time in general
- >However P0nyville was a recent move
- >About a week ago you escaped from your previous `job`
- >And `boarded` a train going anywhere
- >Carnival's still leave a bad taste in your mouth
- >BUT, ANYWAY, FISH
- >You must catch and eat them for your dietary diversity of the other residents of P0nyville
- >They don't eat meat alot
- >You've seen it here and there, but it's expensive and a you don't have a job yet
- >Which is why your holding a stick with a string tied to a hole you made at the tip of it
- >Give a man a fish and all that jazz
- >But there is a problem with this
- >As soon as that hook went under water, you heard crying
- >Now normally this would be understandable, with Fluttershy living nearby
- >But Two things are setting off alarms in your head
- >One, It´s pitch is WAY to high to be Flutter's
- >And Two, she said hi to you this morning and you don't think she's home yet
- >Welp, best you do it before anything else bad happens
- >After following the piercing wail, you can't help but notice something awfully familiar about it
- >Can't quite place it though
- >And quite frankly you seemed to have stopped caring
- >Because the source was right in front of you
- >A solitary wagon
- >Something crying so loud it's making your ears bleed
- >And said ear shattering wail coming from within?
- >A lesser man would be daunted
- >You aren't a lesser man, or just plain dumb
- >Opening the door to the wagon...
- >this thing is FUCKING HUGE on the inside
- >I mean holy shit
- >Wait hold on investigate noise, admire later
- >Entering an adjacent room and turning on a lamp
- >It becomes swiftly apparent that unicorn lives (lived?) here
- >A large bookshelf, accompanied by a desk adorn the room
- >As well as a bed that had a...
- Wait, what?
- >You exclaim
- Is that a fucking baby?
- >Welp, looks like today's gonna be interesting
- >Several thoughts rush through your head, but first you HAVE to get that baby to shut up
- >Little shit is louder than Applejack when you joked about preferring pears
- >That was hell and a half
- >As you Search through the nearly empty wagon it becomes swiftly apparent that it's owner was just scraping by
- >There are several areas where the floor is a darker color than in other places
- >Which is why you were surprised at how full the ice box was
- >Mostly bottles, but still
- >After it's milky meal, the baby fell right asleep
- >Which brings you to another problem, what to do now
- >After all you can't just leave a baby this close to the everfree and you can't exactly stay here
- >Twilight has always been a problem solver and the treebrary is a landmark in p0nyville
- >"But what about food?" you're stomach growls
- >But there might be payment for help the Mare and/or Stallion who own this wagon
- >And money means food
- >food is known to be good
- ~~~~~~Several minutes later~~~~~~
- >Oh God your arms' hurt
- >But at least the wagons set safely behind the treebrary
- >Now to get Twilight's help in this mess
- >As you approach the door an errant paper has been stuck to the door
- >Said paper is a note
- >A Note adressed to you saying that she's at Sweet Apple Acres
- >And something in your head it isn't for a friendly social
- >It might be because AJ had caught a theif stealing her apples
- >At this point sirens start blaring in your head
- >Said theif might own the wagon
- >Wagon has babby
- >babby needs parent
- >To be honest the next few minutes are a blur
- >But several witnesses say that nop0ny has seen anything move faster then you did from a complete stop
- >And that there were several casualties in the market
- >No fruit or vegetable should've witnessed it
- >The next thing you know, you've busted down a large pair of barn doors and fall flat on your face
- >You can feel several eyes on you, like fourteen of them
- >“Anon whut in tarnation are ya doin"
- >You must stand and no matter who this Theif is you will be honest and-
- >waitnowhyisthatbluecunttieduphere
- >You freeze up like deer in a pair of headlights
- >“Anonymous is everything okay darling"
- >You must reply honestly here
- >even if it means standing up for that massively vapid bl-
- I found a wagon in the woods with a baby in it, but I didn't know what to do so I put behind Twilight's
- >Stop;large inhale and...
- And then I was going to ask Twilight for help but I saw the note and ran here because I thought might be the Apple thief' s
- >All of them started laughing
- >“Anon, that's ridiculous, even if it were true, no stallion would rut the 'great and powerful' Trixie here"
- >You're taken aback at Rainbow's harshness
- >You don't like this 'Trixie' either but still
- >But the laughing stops when all of them notice sniffling
- >Big Blue Cunt is crying
- Rainbow
- >She looks over trying to be slow, but she only has three speeds
- >"Yeah?"
- >Stopped, fast, and faster
- Go check on the wagon for me
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