Don T. Givudahm chapter two

Chapter Two :holla holla get $

 

>As the crew of the now cramped dalorean are returning to the Citadel of Ages The Monitor realizes he needed to run a quick errand.

 

THE MONITOR: "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!! I, THE MONITOR, HAVE FORGOTTEN I HAVE A COURT CASE I NEED TO ATTEND IN 30 MINUTES!"

 

STRELNIKOV : "WHAT COINCEDENCE, I JURY FOR TRIAL IN 30 MINUTES TOO!"

 

>Don then worriedly pulls out his Htc Rezound and opens the calender on his smartphone

Don:"Shit! so do I!!! Have to attend a court case that is. Here's the plan. I'll drop you guys off at your houses and I'll see you guys later. OK?"

 

>3 days later at the courthouse

 

Don: "I've waited on this fucker for three days now, where the fuck is he?"

 

> a police man opens the double doors and exclaims "The Defendant is here" and under his breath mutters "and he's got a great ass."

> The judge Brings Down his Gavel and curtly says "LET THE TRIAL BEGIN! Defendant come and take your seat."

 

 

>In walks in A guy in a chea-

 

Don: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

 

>The Monitor is in a atrocious lime green rental suit and in a yelp of confusion equal to your own

The Monitor:" dammit Dammit DAMMIT! YOU ARE THE PROSECUTION! I HAD NO IDEA I TOTALLED YOUR CAR THAT ONE TIME I FIRST VISITED YOUR UNIVERSE!"

 

 

Don:"Judge sir, i would like to drop the char-"

 

Judge"AWWWW HEEELLLL NAWWWW SON!!!! I spent three FUCKING days wearing this ridicolous suit and fake pompous wig to have someone arrested. I MISSED MY SON"S WEDDING AND MY DAUGHTER"S CONCERT! You're either going to keep suing and counter-suing eachother till i get off on this shit, or my Twin Brother is gonna have him some new buddies to play Doctor with in jail!"

 

>Fuck a psycho judge is in charge of our case. At least it couldn't get worse.

 

> There is suddenly a very noticeable amount of shuffling and moving around in the jury stand as a giant of a man with popcorn goe-

 

Strelnikov:"I HOPE I'M NO LATE FOR SHOW! I SWEAR ON MOTHER RUSSIA, POPPED VODKA IS HARD COOKING!"

 

>well shit looks like the gang is all here.

 

Judge: "Mr. Edgeworth you may go first."

 

>Yup that's us. My lawyer stands up and walks to the center of the room. He wears a maroon colored jacket and pants, a black vest, and has a frilly undershirt. According to the rumours I overheard from the policemen he is known as the Demon Prosecutor.

 

Edgeworth: "Dear Jury of the court I-"

 

Strelnikov:"WHY DOES SISSY MAN WEAR FRILLS AND PINK SUIT? DOES HE BE GAY TO GET GIRL? SILLY GAY, GIRLS BE FOR REAL MAN!"

 

Edgeworth:" I AM NOT GAY! This happens to be the latest fashio-"

 

The Defense Attorney: "OBJECTION!! Frills were the stuff of the American Revolution. Not to mention it is no longer MANLY to wear pink."

 

>The defense attorney wore a all blue all America business suit, a red tie, and his hair was so windswept and aerodynamic, rainbow dash would be proud.

 

Judge:"Mr. Wright, I would ask you to refrain from such an outburst again, however I find this conversation relevent. All in favor of Mr. Edgeworth being found guilty of being a flaming queer say I."

 

THE ENTIRE COURTROOM:"I."

 

Judge:"Carry on with your prosecution Mr. Flamer."

 

Edgeworth:"I- nevermind. My client was simply driving down Grand Avenue, when Mr. Monitor, appeared and caused my client to suddenly turn to the right in an attempt to avoid running over said Mr. Monitor."

 

Wright:"OBJECTION! My client is an interdimensional traveler who had the misfortune to enter our universe as a

Mr. Givudahm was driving down the road. And if Mr. Flamer here was not so intent on getting into his client's pants he would clearly see my client's innocence."

 

Don T.:"Woah Woah Woah. I had a feeling you were gay, but I was okay with this because I thought you'd keep this professional. I'm gonna get a new attorney if you keep this up."

 

Edgeworth:"Dammit, look I AM NOT GAY, I HAVE NO INTENTION OF GETTING IN YOUR PANTS MR. GIVUDAHM, I am only interested in winning this case to continue my winning streak."

 

Strelnikov:"THE GAY MAN IS CORRUPT! HE PLOTS DOWNFALL! OF US!"

 

JUDGE:" Mr. Edgeworth. I sentence you to 20 years in prison for obstruction of justice, sexual harassing your client, and arson. how do you plead?"

 

>Edgeworth is on the floor in a fetal position, sucking his thumb.

 

Wright:"OBJECTION! You are forgetting his involvement in the Holocaust during War World 2. He needs to be Euthanized."

 

Judge:"Agreed. Guards take him away."

>and as he bangs his gavel down again

Judge:"Case closed!"

 

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