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- >It's Hearts and Hooves Day again!
- >You can't wait to finish making this card for the best teacher in the whole world, Ms. Cheerilee.
- >If only there were a nice stallion to give such a wonderful card to her. You really hope she has better luck this year...
- >Just have to wait for Scootaloo and Applebloom to get back from Anonymous's house.
- >Right on cue the two barge into the clubhouse with happy grins on their faces.
- >"Sweetie Belle, we're back!"
- Great! Did you get the glue?
- >"Even better, Mr. Anon gave us Krazy Glue! He says it drahs' Krazy Fast!"
- Then what are we waiting for, let's get to work!
- >Cutting out a giant heart from paper that is too large to feasibly exist, you randomly throw glue, glitter, paint, and ribbons on it.
- >Then you step on it a few times, for good measure.
- >When you're finished, the product is a giant, perfectly crafted heart card!
- We did it!
- >"Nice job, girls!"
- >"We really outdone ourselves this tahm!"
- >Excited at the thought of Ms. Cheerilees face when you give her this super duper card, you lean over and give Scootaloo a high-hoof.
- >"YEAH!"
- >...
- Uh-oh...
- >"Whut's wrong?"
- >"Our hooves are stuck!"
- >Watching us try to pull our hooves apart, Applebloom facehoofs.
- >...Then flips herself forward trying to remove said hoof from said face.
- >"...Ah think we need help..."
- >Be miserable, lonely, pathetic Anon.
- >It's hearts and hooves day, and because you're the strange, gangly monkey, you are of course single.
- >To make matters worse, you saw 2 of those CMC Fillies earlier looking for some glue to make a card.
- >Being the nice beta guy you are, you loaned them some Krazy glue you had from back home.
- >Although they were quite thankful, the little hick one took a shot at you before they left.
- >"Wha' don't you have a very special somepony, Mr. Anon?"
- >At these words, you felt a frown form on your face.
- >As well as some strange lines on your forehead.
- Because...
- >Why didn't you have a very special somepony, Anon?
- >As you looked back down, you saw that they had already run off.
- >Wow, bitch material in the making.
- >So you took to strolling around town, watching all the happy pones make kissy faces at eachother, and humming dust in the wind.
- >While on your stroll, you are suddenly accosted by the same Fillies from before, plus the cute white one.
- >"Mr. Anon, we need help!"
- >"Yeah, this glue you gave us worked too well!"
- >You see that the redneck has her hoof attached to her forehead, and the other two have their hooves stuck together.
- >Gay.
- Well, what do you expect me to do about it?
- >You feel a bit bad for being mean, but you really don't want to deal with these youngins right now.
- >"Well, maybe we can figure out a way to get unstuck if we know what it's made of!"
- >The little white one chirps.
- >...
- >Yeah, you're doing it.
- It's made of horse hide.
- >It's not, but they don't need to know that.
- >"Horse Hahd?"
- >"What's that?"
- Horse skin. Also, ground up horses hooves.
- >They keep their inquisitive looks for all of 5 seconds, before the color drains from their faces.
- >"H-h-hor-"
- Horse skin. And hooves. That was removed from a dead horse. That was killed by humans for the purpose of making glue.
- >Their eyes can't get much wider, but their pupils are pinpricks.
- >The hillbilly is the first to react.
- >"AAAAAAAH AH AH AAAAAAAH!"
- >She starts running in a circle, violently trying to tear her hoof from her forhead.
- >Soon the other two join in.
- >"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
- >"AAAAAAHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
- >As you watch on in guilty amusement, the white and orange ones accidentally clothesline the yellow one.
- >She hits the ground with a thud after a satisfying backflip, knocked the fuck out.
- >As the two conscious fillies continue to run around screaming, you're approached by a purple mare with flowers on her flanks.
- >"And just what is going on here?"
- >Standing beside you, she looks on with a face of equal parts concern, amusement, and weariness.
- Nothing serious, just a little prank.
- >Looking down at her, you smile.
- I'm Anon.
- >She smiles back up at you.
- >"Cheerilee."
- >Maybe this day won't be so lonely after all.
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