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Deadmeat Chronicles: A New Day

Sep 23rd, 2012
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  1. >You are a maroon fluffy with a light green mane.
  2. >You have been dropped after a long ride with the fluffy faced monster.
  3. >He placed you at some place he called a park.
  4. >It resembles your last home, you feel relieved to be here.
  5. >You have found a bush with no fluffies in to make your new hidey hole.
  6. >There are less two legged monsters at this place than your last home.
  7. >There are other fluffies running around, some feral, some stray, some owned.
  8. >You wonder the perimeter getting a feel of the area, this is much larger than your last home.
  9. >Suddenly from behind you hear, ”Why yoo hewe, dis smawty awea!”
  10. >You turn to face the challenger.
  11. >It is a unicorn fluffy flanked by two earth fluffies.
  12. >When they see your face their legs start shaking.
  13. >”Deadmeat no stay, Deadmeat wooking awea.”
  14. >The smarty weakly shakes his hoof at you, “Dat gud… no gif owchies den…”
  15. >All three turn and run away.
  16. >You keep exploring, there are still the leafy trees here but some are different, their leaves are long and then.
  17. >You try some, they taste different but are good to eat.
  18. >”Wahhhh! Fwuffy sowwy, pwease no sowwy poopies! Wahhhh!”
  19. >You look over to see some fluffies holding another down while one poops on his chest.
  20. >There seems to be plenty of smarties here.
  21. >You hide in some bushes and spy on the two legged monsters.
  22. >You see something new, it is a two legged monster with white fur and a long sorry stick.
  23. >The end of the stick makes a circle and it looks like a net is dangling from it.
  24. >The two legged monster looks bigger than most monsters, especially around his middle.
  25. >He is walking around, “Who wants sketties!?”
  26. >Several fluffies run out from bushes and from under trash cans.
  27. >”Yay! Sketties!”, “Fwuffy gud fwuffy!”, “Daddeh take fwuffy home pwease!”, “Sketties!”
  28. >All seem pleased by this word and run to the white furred monster.
  29. >”Ok guys, hold on a sec.”
  30. >He starts to scoop up the fluffies in his net.
  31. >”Wha?”, “Pway game?”, “Why daddeh get fwuffy?”
  32. >He then dumps them into a nearby box before scooping up the rest.
  33. >He picks up the box and starts to walk, “Ok, we are heading to where the skettie is now.”
  34. >Cheers rise up from the box.
  35. >You watch him place the box in a van and drive off.
  36. >Your eyes narrow thinking of when that happened to you.
  37. >You see other two legged monsters, some ignoring wondering fluffies, others kicking and scaring them.
  38. >You watch as one monster on a bike swerves to run over a stray fluffy.
  39. >It shrieks as its back breaks.
  40. >It crawls crying in agony before it slumps over dead.
  41. >You hear laughing.
  42. >You see two monsters holding crying fluffies by their back legs.
  43. >They look at one another, “One… Two… Three!” They swing the fluffies smashing them into each other.
  44. >They impact with a sickening crunch.
  45. >They look down, “Welp! Mines still alive… kinda, he’s breathing.”
  46. >The fluffy pony in his hands is still, its eyes staring at nothing while it gasps for breaths.
  47. >”Fuck, “Mines dead.” The other fluffy’s limp body flops in the man’s hand.
  48. >They both toss their fluffies to the side and the one who had the dead fluffie hands green paper to the other one.
  49. >”Again?”
  50. >”You bet!”
  51. >You watch as the two monsters run and grab two more fluffies.
  52. >The fluffies are crying and struggling, “Wahhhh! Dun hewt fwuffy!”, “Fwuffy wub daddeh! Nuu wike dis game!”
  53. >You turn away as the monsters start to count again.
  54. >You start to walk back to your hidey hole.
  55. >You realize this place is dangerous as well.
  56. >When you get back to your bush, you see four fluffies walk up to you.
  57. >One looks and says, “Dis smawty pwace! You get swowwy poopies for be hewe!”
  58. >The other three puff their cheeks and give raspberries.
  59. >The leader turns and lifts his tail.
  60. >You run past and buck him hard in his ribs sending him rolling.
  61. >You boop one on the nose and push another one down.
  62. >You turn to face the third body guard fluffy but he has already turned and started running.
  63. >”Wahhhhh! Munsta fwuffy gif owchies! Munsta fwuffy get fwuffy!”
  64. >The smarty friend is laying crying with a stream of shit behind it.
  65. >“Why hewt fwuffy! Am smawty, smawty no get hewt.” Tears stream down its face.
  66. >You walk to the crying smarty and poke his shoulder with your horn.
  67. >He looks at his shoulder as the red starts to show.
  68. >”Boo boo juice? Boo boo juice! Wahhh! Munsta fwuffy gif big owchies!”
  69. >He lies cowering at your feet, the other two have since run off abandoning their leader.
  70. >”Dis Deadmeat awea now… yoo go way or mo big owchies!”
  71. >The smarty jumps up and runs away crying, “Smawty hewt! Smawty nee huggies!”
  72. >You survey the area you just claimed.
  73. >There is plenty of nummies and shelter.
  74. >But you know there are plenty of challengers waiting too.
  75. >You settle down to sleep for the night.
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