FCAR Part Uno

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(17:02:32) meshugganah: no fucking clue
(17:02:37) (Nurse_Rock): vroom vroom
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(17:02:44) (Commentator): Haaaallloo everybody!
(17:03:01) meshugganah: :doge:
(17:03:04) sahdee: :blink:
(17:03:08) (Commentator): It's time for part one ofthe glorious Trans-Chroma FCAR Extravaganza!
(17:03:34) (Nurse_Rock): sahdee And my brother said to send you this.
(17:03:54) sahdee: From his coma?
(17:04:01) (Commentator): Today marks the start of the grandest motor race in Chroma's History, where 29 cars shall race across the continent of chroma from Cote D'azur to Oysterderp!
(17:04:21) sahdee: And that's the Chroma League Conference
(17:04:25) sahdee: Can't he read?
(17:04:45) meshugganah: he's not the brightest
(17:04:58) (Commentator): Now, before we start the fun, let's see how some of our racers feel about the even!
(17:05:02) (Commentator): or event!
(17:05:12) (Commentator): I don't even care! I'm drunk and high!
(17:05:37) (Commentator): So, sahdee, how do you think your prospects for the first stage of the extravaganza are today?
(17:05:59) sahdee: huh?
(17:06:14) (Commentator): ...We'll come back to you later.
(17:06:25) (Commentator): What about you, Nurse Rock?
(17:06:40) (Nurse_Rock): Beg pardon?
(17:07:04) (Nurse_Rock): Oh, well, I drive in the mountains of NC all the time so I like my chances there.
(17:07:24) (Nurse_Rock): And he's been out of that coma for awhile.
(17:07:40) sahdee: :O
(17:07:40) (Commentator): As an ambulance driver, I'm sure you're well prepared for the tight corners of Cote's city streets?
(17:07:50) Lolzrfunni: Yay! I should visit him :D
(17:07:57) sahdee: Why was the Periwinkle government not informed?
(17:08:02) Lolzrfunni: I promise I won't pour tea on him again...
(17:08:10) meshugganah: :|
(17:08:21) (Commentator): What about you, Meshy?
(17:08:23) meshugganah: why is she even in here
(17:08:38) (Commentator): Do you feel that the tentomobile has the performance for this event?
(17:08:40) meshugganah: me? I'm not a driver
(17:08:53) (Commentator): You're the team manager, are you not?
(17:08:55) meshugganah: of course it does
(17:09:08) meshugganah: ahem
(17:09:12) meshugganah: owner
(17:09:13) (Nurse_Rock): sahdee Do you people read nothing I post?
(17:09:22) (Commentator): And how does /r/handinpanties feel about the prospects of the race?
(17:09:46) meshugganah: I'm sure they are very excited
(17:10:02) (Commentator): of course :D
(17:10:33) (Commentator): So, Lolzi, do you feel the Fatmobile will be able to meet expectations?
(17:10:44) Lolzrfunni: Well, I added more chavvy graffiti on last night
(17:11:30) (Commentator): Polygon is a brand new competitor in this event, with his hoverboard-type vehivle, Back to the Peri
(17:11:51) (Polygon): I got a sick hoverboard from the distant future of 2015, so I said, why not>
(17:11:55) (Polygon): *?
(17:11:57) (Commentator): Do you feel that the advanced technologicalness will be able to endure the entire race?
(17:12:16) (Polygon): As long as I don't go over water, I'll be alright
(17:12:17) meshugganah: oh good lord
(17:12:34) (Commentator): Amazing stuff :)
(17:12:53) sahdee: He's toast
(17:13:05) meshugganah: yeah
(17:13:09) (Commentator): Now, Szkieletor is another new competitor, in the Spookymobile. He's famed for his silence, but I wonder if we'll be able to ask him a few questions?
(17:13:10) meshugganah: no chance
(17:13:13) (Nurse_Rock): I'll be waiting at the finish line to sew you back together then.
(17:13:21) (Polygon): I can hold on to the back of near by racers so I'll be fine
(17:13:30) sahdee: Suure Nurse
(17:13:41) (Polygon): I just can't propel forward when on the water
(17:13:49) meshugganah: sahdee heh
(17:14:09) (Commentator): No words from skele, he seems to be sitting in his car staring forwards...
(17:14:12) (Commentator): Ahem.
(17:14:15) (Commentator): On with the race!
(17:14:22) (Polygon): I slide along it. Have none of you guys seen Back to The Future Part II?
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(17:14:27) meshugganah: she'd let people die to win a race
(17:15:01) (Nurse_Rock): If he crosses the finish line then I'll patch him up.
(17:15:13) (Commentator): The full list of competitors can, of course, be found here --> http://www.reddit.com/r/FCARracecontrol/comments/2t5dgk/apply_with_a_car_here/
(17:15:13) (Nurse_Rock): If he doesn't he'll have to wait until I do then come back.
(17:15:29) (Commentator): Drivers! To your vehicles!
(17:15:30) (Nurse_Rock): I never took a Hippocratic oath.
(17:15:45) (Commentator): Hot Dog Stands! Heat up the pans!
(17:15:47) (Nurse_Rock): Wait... I did. But I exempted FCAR from it.
(17:15:59) (Commentator): Ice cream vans! Freeze that cream!
(17:16:10) (Commentator): The countdown is go!
(17:16:12) (Commentator): 10
(17:16:14) meshugganah: :|
(17:16:14) (Commentator): 9
(17:16:16) (Commentator): 8
(17:16:19) (Commentator): 7
(17:16:20) (Commentator): 6
(17:16:22) (Commentator): 5
(17:16:28) (Commentator): DRAMATIC PAUSE
(17:16:30) (Commentator): 4
(17:16:30) sahdee: :hyper:
(17:16:31) (Commentator): 3
(17:16:33) (Commentator): 2
(17:16:36) (Commentator): ...
(17:16:38) (Polygon): :O
(17:16:38) (Commentator): 1.5
(17:16:40) (Commentator): 1.25
(17:16:44) (Commentator): 1.125
(17:16:46) (Commentator): 1
(17:16:48) (Commentator): ...
(17:16:49) (Commentator): ...
(17:16:50) (Commentator): ...
(17:16:56) (Commentator): GO GO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(17:17:23) (Commentator): It's a brilliant start from Zwoosh and Fro, charging forwards, as Rebound starts to fall back!

(17:17:35) meshugganah: hehe
(17:17:38) sahdee: :hyper:
(17:17:48) (Commentator): Nurse Rock is pushing forwards in an aggressive manner, as the tentomobile draws next to Fro's car!
(17:18:01) sahdee: Boooo!
(17:18:09) sahdee: And I have a brilliant idea for my car
(17:18:19) (Commentator): The horsey has made a surprisingly strong start, as has Doc Periwinkle's crazy time machine-type thingy
(17:18:29) sahdee: My next car will have tentacles!
(17:18:39) (Commentator): While sahdee and Theel are trying to head each other off into the first corner
(17:18:46) (Nurse_Rock): Light save us all
(17:18:47) sahdee: :hyper:
(17:19:06) (Commentator): Geeker's Tea Trolley and the GMP-Mobile are both heading past Dossy's Bro Do You Even MS Paint!
(17:19:39) (Commentator): Remmy's Faster Than The Flash, Sonic The Hedgehog, and Speedy Gonzales Put Together-mobile is being delayed by it's long named
(17:20:00) (Commentator): The Beard on Wheels is languishing at the back! Does Rebound have engine problems?
(17:20:38) (Commentator): But it's Zwooshie who's made the strongest start, he's almost 10 metres ahead of the main pack
(17:21:03) (Commentator): Meshy and Sahdee are side-by-side as they head past the Cote marina
(17:21:38) (Commentator): For some reason, Meshy is riding on the roof of the tentomobile :O
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(17:21:57) (Nurse_Rock): is he laying like a pin up girl on the roof of his car?
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(17:22:24) (Commentator): Oh no! Sahdee's barged the tentomobile into Fro's car!
(17:22:36) (Commentator): The tentomobile spins off! For barely recovers from the crash
(17:22:46) (Commentator): :O Disaster!
(17:22:57) (Commentator): The tentomobile has crashed into Cote Marina!
(17:23:15) meshugganah: yep. conspiracy
(17:23:41) (Commentator): the race still goes on, and the Tea Trolley is making surprising ground, given that it is driven by a kitten
(17:23:48) meshugganah: illuminati, all that
(17:24:11) (Commentator): The Redheart is catching up on Agent Steelhooves's dodgy van and Skele in the Spookymobile
(17:24:17) sahdee: :whistling:
(17:24:33) (Commentator): but PolyMcFly is hitching onto the back of the PBI van!
(17:24:49) (PolyMcFly): Yeehaw!
(17:24:51) (Commentator): The Horsey is following closely behind
(17:25:04) (PolyMcFly) Stick tongue out
(17:25:15) (Commentator): as at the front, Luuukie, CTR and Doc Periwinkle are battling for 7th place!
(17:25:57) (Commentator): Upvote Express and the Yeti Mobile are catching up on Zwooshie, as Nurse Rock makes a daring pass on the Spookymobile!
(17:26:10) (Commentator): Skele is throwing bones at Nurse Rock!
(17:26:20) (Commentator): Nurse Rock is throwing scalpels back!
(17:26:31) sahdee: :O
(17:26:44) (Commentator): Poly has made a daring switch from the PBI van to the Redheart! Will it pay off?
(17:27:04) (Commentator): :O the Horsey is catching all three! It's gone past!
(17:27:20) (Nurse_Rock): [](/loveme)I'LL POKE YOUR EYE OUT
(17:27:28) (Commentator): Sahdee and Lolzi are catching up on Theel near 10th place
(17:27:36) sahdee: He's a skeleton
(17:27:41) sahdee: He doesn't have eyes
(17:27:44) Lolzrfunni: I'm rite fast innit
(17:27:56) (Nurse_Rock): [](/fluttershh)
(17:27:57) (Commentator): Theel is swerving all over the road :O
(17:27:58) sahdee throws teapots at Lolz
(17:28:08) sahdee: they're yours Lolz!
(17:28:12) meshugganah: arrest him
(17:28:15) (Commentator): Nurse Rock is past the Spookymobile!
(17:28:28) (Commentator): Agent Steelhooves is past them both!
(17:28:30) meshugganah: for murdering the english language
(17:28:48) (Commentator): Meshy is angrily shouting in the Marina
(17:29:17) (Commentator): GMP mobile and the Tea Trolley are fighting for 4th pace!
(17:29:17) (Nurse_Rock): [](/curiousredheart)Dumb horse...
(17:29:29) (Commentator): The kitty is meowing loudly at Elim
(17:29:55) (Commentator): The Horsey is dropping back now! But Skele has got past Agent Steelhooves!
(17:30:11) (Commentator): Lolz has passed Theel for 10th!
(17:30:15) (Commentator): Will sahdee get past too?
(17:30:29) (Commentator): Luuk has been passed by Doc Periwikle!
(17:30:49) (Commentator): But Doc Periwinkle dropped his "N"! He has to slow down again to retrieve it!
(17:31:09) Lolzrfunni: :scry:
(17:31:13) Lolzrfunni: :cry:
(17:31:32) (Commentator): Nurse Rock has passed Steelhooves and Skele! She's drawing ahead of them both!
(17:31:54) (Nurse_Rock): [](/medicredheart)Ball so hard muthafuckas wanna fine me
(17:32:01) (Commentator): CTR has passed Doc Periwinkle and is catching Luukie
(17:32:13) (Commentator): Nurse Rock is trying to pass Tele's car!
(17:32:14) sahdee: :hyper:
(17:32:28) (Commentator): CTR barges Luukie!
(17:32:31) (Commentator): Amazing stuff!
(17:32:47) (Commentator): Sahdee's bumping into the back of Theel's car!
(17:33:00) sahdee: DIE!
(17:33:36) (Commentator): Poly is firmly clutching the back of the PBI van!
(17:33:44) (Commentator): Sahdee is throwing coffee at Theel!
(17:34:02) (Commentator): The crowd is booing Theel! But he's not giving up the position!
(17:34:30) (Commentator): Meanwhile, Rebound is stoppping at every hot dog stand on the race route...
(17:34:30) meshugganah: you suck, theel
(17:34:45) (Commentator): I don't think he realises he's supposed to be going fast :|
(17:34:54) (Nurse_Rock): gotta go fast
(17:35:08) (Commentator): Lolzi is throwing Teapots at theel's windscreen! He's trying to help sahdee!
(17:35:18) Lolzrfunni: I'll shank his nan m8
(17:35:40) (Commentator): :O But theel has armoured his windscreen! Is that even allowed?
(17:36:01) (Commentator): The horsey is now being threatened by Toworn and Remmy!
(17:36:30) (Commentator): And it looks like Cdos is having a cheeky giggle: he's attached himself to the back of the Tow Truck :D
(17:36:30) sahdee: :O
(17:36:44) sahdee: Exciting stuff
(17:36:47) sahdee: :coffee:
(17:36:52) (Commentator): Moosey's Arrow of Freedom is catching up with the Tow Truck
(17:36:57) (Commentator): and what's this?
(17:36:59) (Nurse_Rock): (whispers) here Lozi, this pony's for you.
(17:37:09) (Commentator): Zwooshie has already got to the checkpoint?
(17:37:26) (Commentator): Amazing stuff! He's going to have a huge head start for the next stage!
(17:37:34) meshugganah: so that's why I can't get a fuckin tow truck over here
(17:37:44) meshugganah: it's racing
(17:37:53) meshugganah: :|
(17:38:03) (Commentator): Blee's car is also at the checkpoint now, followed by the Yetimobile
(17:38:08) meshugganah: goddammit
(17:38:14) sahdee: ^
(17:38:24) sahdee: what an outrage
(17:38:25) (Commentator): GMP Mobile and Tea Trolley follow into the checkpoint
(17:38:43) (Commentator): Rallycross Fighter is next, followed by CTR, Luukie, and Doc Periwinkle
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(17:39:08) (Commentator): Lolzi, Sahdee and Theel go across the line in a 3!
(17:39:24) (Commentator): It looks like Sahdee didn't manage to get past theel! :(
(17:39:45) (Commentator): Fro and Tele follow Sahdee in!
(17:40:03) (Commentator): Then it's Nurse Rock, the Spookymobile, Agent Steelhooves and Polygon!
(17:40:25) (Commentator): The Horsey arrives next, followed by Remmy, the Tow truck, and Cheeky Giggler Cdos!
(17:40:30) (Nurse_Rock): [](/nurseredheartbutt) Enjoying the view Mr. PBI man?
(17:40:44) (Commentator): Finally, in come Moosey, Redis, Allstarr, Auzzie and TJ!
(17:40:46) (Nurse_Rock): I have now exhausted my supply of Redheart emotes...
(17:41:12) (Commentator): Oh, and here's Rebound in Beard on Wheels...
(17:41:26) (Commentator): He's carrying a large stack of hot dogs :|
(17:42:25) (Commentator): And Meshy is pulling Driver Bob behind him, angrily ranting about the "ilerminarty"
(17:42:50) (Commentator): It looks like the tentomobile was not recoverable :(
(17:43:23) meshugganah: fucking rigged, as usual
(17:43:26) (Commentator): Well, that concludes the first stage of the FCAR Trans-Chroma extravaganza!
(17:44:05) (Commentator): The Immersion will now be broken to show the results of Random.org, and the in-chat dice roll which determined the bloke who was knocked out ---> http://i.imgur.com/HTvZbki.png
(17:44:43) (Commentator): Tune in next time to see the race pass through Sapphire District!
(17:44:55) (Commentator): And from me, :bru:!
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