alias b_packet "say Packet loss boys."
alias b_booped "say Consider yourself booped ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
alias b_gibus "say Gibus: the 9 year old free to play Identifier"
alias b_mvm "say MvM: Soldier Banner Strange-Farm Simulator 2014"
alias b_mvm_heavy1 "say 'Well, and that gay porn watching heavy.'"
alias b_mvm_heavy2 "say 'If you shake it more than twice, you are playing with it.'a "

alias b_erekt "say ☐ rekt ☐ not rekt ☑ Erekt"

alias b_lenny "say ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
alias b_lenny_eh "say ( ° ͟ʖ °)"
alias b_lenny_dis "say ( ͡° ͟ʖ ͡°)"
alias b_lenny_table "say (ノ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ彡┻━┻"

alias b_lenny_suk "say Will suck ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on live webcam for $!!!"
alias b_horse "say  Horse status: Fucked [X] Not fucked [ ]"


// Gentleman?!
    bind "q" "gentlemann"
    alias "gentlemann" "alias "gentlemann" "gentlemann0""
    alias "gentlemann0" ""say Tally-ho, good sir!";"alias "gentlemann" "gentlemann1""
    alias "gentlemann1" ""say I say, you have just been owned!";"alias "gentlemann" gentlemann2""
    alias "gentlemann2" ""say An exquisite pwnage, sir!";"alias "gentlemann" gentlemann3""
    alias "gentlemann3" ""say Get Good - Get Proper!";"alias "gentlemann" gentlemann4""
    alias "gentlemann4" ""say I say!";"alias "gentlemann" gentlemann5""
    alias "gentlemann5" ""say Exquisite!";"alias "gentlemann" gentlemann6""
    alias "gentlemann6" ""say It seems I have bested you, good sire!";"alias "gentlemann" gentlemann7""
    alias "gentlemann7" ""say Nothing is true - everything is proper!";"alias "gentlemann" gentlemann8""
    alias "gentlemann8" ""say Right and Proper, darling.";"alias "gentlemann" gentlemann9""
    alias "gentlemann9" ""say Always use punctuation when completing a sentence.";"alias "gentlemann" gentlemann10""
    alias "gentlemann10" ""say Tophat is love, Tophat is life.";"alias "gentlemann" gentlemann11""
    alias "gentlemann11" ""say All hail our Proper overlords";"alias "gentlemann" gentlemann12""
    alias "gentlemann12" ""say The most dangerous animal of all is a cornered monocle.";"alias "gentlemann" gentlemann13""
    alias "gentlemann13" ""say Indubitably!";"alias "gentlemann" gentlemann14""
    alias "gentlemann14" ""say The best bind-spam is proper bind-spam.";"alias "gentlemann" gentlemann15""
    alias "gentlemann15" ""say Wow! Much Gentleman!";"alias "gentlemann" gentlemann0""
//