Super Powers

>Thuper in Equestria
>You sit at the base just turning a practice dummy's shlong inside out
>It seems almost like it wasn't just yesterday that you got these powers

------------------Backstory Ahoy!------------------------

>You're in SugarCube Corner enjoying a cupcake when a yellow hoof smacks it out of your hand
Hey what's the big idea Shy?!
>Fluttershy glares angrily down at you
>"You need to help me find Angel! Right now!"
He said he wanted that carrot, and I told him let's play fetch.
>She grinds her teeth
So I threw it in the forest somewhere. He should be fine, he's a bunny for fucks sake.
>You pick up your cupcake again only to have it and the plate underneath smashed to bits by her hoof
FINE!
>You stand up and leave with the pissed off Fluttershy
>After like an hour of walking in the direction that you're kind of sure you threw the carrot, you find Angel
>Just sitting there eating
See! He's fine. Now will you shut the fuck up already?
>She glares at you
>Then her eyes move from you to something in the distance
>You turn and see a glowy green rock
Oooh...glowy...
>You begin to walk to it when Fluttershy pulls you back
>"Are you crazy?! You don't know what that thing would do!"
I guess you're right. Maybe we should go ask Twilight?

~One boring walking scene later~

>You arrive at Twilight's tree house and knock on the door
>It opens revealing a tired Twilight
>"Yes?"
Hey Twilight, we found something weird in the Everfree Forest. Some kind of green glowy rock.
>Rarity, who has been there the entire time apparently, steps forth
>"Glowy, did you say?"
>Her eyes sparkle
>Twilight pushes her back
>"That's strange. I've never heard of anything like that. We should go check it out."
>And with that, the four of you head off
>Well, almost head off, if there wasn't a huge party float in your way
What the fuck?
>A cannnon on it fires and Pinkie lands next to you
>"Hiya girls! Hey Anon! Where ya going?!"
>She's hyper as hell
We're going to the Everfree to investigate a strange rock we found there.
>Fluttershy nods
>"Yeah, would you like to come with us?
>"WOULD I?!"
>Now the five of you continue on through the town
>Applejack is there at her stand
>"Where ya'll goin in a big group like that?"
The Everfree, glowy rock, gonna find out what it is.
>"Ya might need some strength on this adventure."
>She joins
>Fucking wonderful
>Now all that's left is the rainbow one
>"Where do you guys think you're going without me?"
>Speak of the devil...
>Rainbow flies down and smacks your ass
>"Where's your sweet ass going?"
>You glare at her
To the Everfree to look at some fucking rock, now back off.
>She smiles and punches your arm before going to the back of the group to socialize
>"So Rainbow, Ah came because we need some strength, why did you come?"
>"Obviously your strength isn't enough. Who's gonna get the flying stuff?"
>You ignore them as you enter the forest
>The sounds of bugs and birds chirping is almost deafening
>You turn to the recently cut up forest path
>Should be just this way...
There it is. Nothing too fancy, it's a glowy rock.
>They slowly gather around it, just looking
>Twilight speaks
>"Maybe Princess Celestia knows what this does?
Twilight, she's on vacation. Her only vacation every ten years. I don't think she'll give a shit.
>Twilight looks angrily at you
>"Fine then! You want to grab it?"
>You are competitive Anon
>A man to never back down from a challenge
Maybe I will!
>You grab it and immediately regret it
>Green arcs of electricity shoot out at the mane six and travel into you as well
>It burns and makes all of you spasm
>The electricity lashes out at a few trees, slicing them in half
>Then it stops as a bubble of green slowly closes in on the rock
>In a bright flash, you all are knocked unconscious
>When you finally awake, it is quiet
>No forest sounds can be heard
>Almost as if...there were none
>The green rock has disappeared
>You stand and then notice a huge pile of dead and charred birds
What in the fuck...
>Then you look at your pony friends who are either groaning or just sitting forward
Come on ladies, we have to get back to town. It's getting late.
>They all rise eventually and you trudge back into town
>"Hey..."
>Says Pinkie
>"Do any of you feel...drained?"
>A groan or mumbles from the group confirm this
>Twilight says
>"Watch out Anon!"
>You all look at her and stop
>She blinks a few times and you raise an eyebrow
Are you okay Twilight?
>Suddenly a bear tackles you
>A fucking bear
>Fluttershy screams out
>"MR BEAR! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!"
>Damn you've never seen her like this before
>It's quite scary
>The bear gets off of you and stands before a raging Fluttershy
>"Now you go home right now and think about what you've done!"
>The bear walks away and kicks the ground as he does so
>Rainbow helps you up
>And makes sure to feel you up as much as possible
Get off. Twilight, how did you know that was going to happen?
>"I...I don't know I just saw it happen...like before it did."
>Whoa that's kind of cool
What did that rock do to us...
>You look down to your fingers and a spark of green electricity connects two of them
Maybe...hold on guys I'm going to try something
>You forcefully push your hand towards Rainbow
>A whisp of blue flies out and all of you watch as it approaches Rainbow
>She backs up and then begins to fly away from it
>"Anon! Stop it!"
>She screams as it gets faster and she can no longer dodge it
>It hits her and...nothing happens
>It just absorbs into her
>She lands
>"Whew. I really thought something bad was going to happen."
>Then her body begins to change
>She grows a bit taller and more muscular
>Her juicy flank is replaced with a lean and fit one
>And her vagina makes a pop sound as it juts outward, making a penis
>All of you stare open mouthed at her
>"What?"
>She clasps her hooves to her mouth when she hears her now bass voice
>You and Pinkie burst into laughter at this
>"Anon! You better change me back!"
>Screams Rainbro
Okay okay.
>You jut your hand to her again and a whisp now pink flies over to her
>It transforms her body back to normal and her penis folds back inside of itself to form a vagina
>When you finish laughing, you explain to them
Okay, so I think what happened was that we got powers. Twilight saw into the future and I can change genders of whoever I want. Now we have to find every pony elses.
>Fluttershy squeaks in excitement
>"Oh my goodness I've always wanted a power!"
>All of you give her a stupid look
Fluttershy you already have the power to talk to animals.
>"Yeah but that's not very useful in regular situations and makes me seem like a weirdo when I'm in town talking to the butterflies."
>Well that's true
Well try something then.
>She nods and then shoots a hoof out like you did
>Nothing happens
>"Oh fiddlesticks!"
>She stomps the ground and shoots air out of her equine nose
It's okay, you'll think of something eventually. Who else wants to try something?
>Pinkie bounces forward
>"Me!"
>She throws a hoof forwards
>Suddenly the sky becomes dark as clouds roll in fast as shit
Whoa! You can summon rain?!
>Pinkie looks at her hoof
>"I guess so."
>It begins to pour down on you all
>But this doesn't feel like rain...it's warm and...sticky
>You look at your arm and almost throw up
WE NEED TO GET INSIDE RIGHT NOW! THAT'S NOT RAIN IT'S SEMEN!
>Fucking Pinkie
>You all run into town and jump into a random house
>Bon Bon is there on her couch
>She just moves to the side as she watches TV
>Pinkie and AJ sit next to her and watch some show
That was disgusting Pinkie...
>You say as you wipe the splooge off your arms
>Thunder cracks, shaking the house and Rainbow jumps
>A huge blue lazer fires from her mouth as her eyes bulge out, disintegrating the door
>All of you stare at her
>Well except Bon Bon
>She just keeps watching her show with a straight face
Rainbow...what was that?
>"I...I don't know. I just got scared and that happened."
>What in the fuck
Okay, that's your power then. Shooting a bigass lazer from your mouth.
>The sky begins to clear up as fast as it got that way
>You all step outside to see the moon rising
>There is semen caked to the ground
This is disgusting.
>You walk in the goop with the mane six
Okay, I'm going home. You guys should try to find your powers and practice them.
>They all nod and you split up
>The semen has dried by the time you get home
>You crunch on a few more steps and get inside
>Then take a nice hot shower to get the nasties off
>Walk into your room and go to bed

>The next day
>You wake up and stretch out
>Your boobs do a little bounce
>Hmmm...
>You change back to a guy, your hair shortening back to normal and regaining your muscle
>That really comes in handy
>You look to the pussy juice stained sheets
Gonna have to get new ones then. I should see Rarity.
>Shit shower shave time mutha fucka
>You get dressed and head out
>Ponies are singing that Winter Wrap up song while removing the town of it's crusted glaze
>You meet up with Fluttershy the moment you leave your house
>"Hey Anon."
Hey. Did you find your power?
>"Yes!"
>Then she closes her eyes
>You hear the knocking of a door
>You look around confused because you aren't even near any doors
>Then the voice of Fluttershy
>"Can I come inside?"
>What the fuck she isn't even moving her mouth
Uh...sure?
>You hear the door open and slam shut
>Then you hear papers being moved around
>"Wow Anon...you have a lot of space in here."
>What the fuck is she...
Are you in my mind Fluttershy?
>"Yup! Hey what's this?"
>You hear a click noise and the memory of that one time you got yourself locked in the shed for the weekend with your girlfriend flashes in your mind
>...
>After it ends Fluttershy leaves your mind and looks at you with a shocked and disgusted face
>Guess she's never heard of sex
>You walk with her to Twilight's house in silence
>She knocks on her door and Spike runs out
What the hell?
>You look inside and see Twilight looking at a spot in the corner with a broom in her hooves
>She slams it down on nothing
>Then she picks it up again and a mouse runs out right where she slammed it down
>It runs out between your legs and Twilight stops in front of you
>"Oh, hi Anon."
Having troubles with your power I guess?
>She rubs her neck
>"I guess you can say that. I see about five seconds into the future at random times. It's so hard to distinguish that from what's happening now."
That sucks. We should go see the others, maybe they have learned what they can do.
>"What about you Fluttershy?"
>Fluttershy closes her eyes and Twilight looks at the door
>"What? No you can't come inside."
>Fluttershy opens her eyes
>"Well my power is being able to read minds...but I can only do it if they let me."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>You continue to laugh all the way to Carousel Boutique
>You stop when Twilight knocks on Rarity's door
>"Anon get down!"
>You duck
>Nothing happens so you stand back up
Really Twilight?
>The door opens and Opal flies at your face
>You rip her off you and throw her back inside
>Then turn to Twilight and shrug
Heh. Forgot.
>Rarity stands there
>"Hello."
>She doesn't look happy
What's wrong?
>"Well I hope your power is better than mine Fluttershy?"
>She closes her eyes again
>Rarity looks around her and then Fluttershy
>"How are you doing that? Sure, come on in."
>You stand there as Rarity has a conversation with Fluttershy in her mind
>Mostly about fashion
AHEM.
>Fluttershy opens her eyes
>Rarity remarks
>"See that is a great power!"
>"I can only do it if they let me in."
>You smirk to hide your laughter
>"Well, Anonymous, it's still a much better power than this."
>Rarity walks outside and faces you
>She closes her eyes and breaths deeply in and out
>Then when she opens her eyes they are completely white
>And then
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zanZFMqG75o
>Her eyes stop glowing and then the music stops
>"That's it. I can make songs magically happen."
>You applaud her
That's a fucking awesome power!
>She blushes
>"Oh is it?"
>Her eyes glow again
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrQsGeKN6qk
>She keeps her eyes glowing so the song goes until the end
Rarity, if you keep that up I just might have to fall in love with you. That's so cool!
>She smiles and her eyes stop glowing
Oh hey I need new sheets.
>"What happened to them?"
>You shift into a girl and point downwards
>She blushes and nods
>Then she heads inside as Twilight and Fluttershy have their heads tilted staring at your breasts
>You change back to a guy and tap both of them on the noses
Not explaining that.
>Rarity comes back relatively fast and throws you a sheet
>"I make extras of everything I make."
Oh. Come on lets go find Applejack.
>"What about Pinkie?"
What about her? I sort of don't want to be drenched in cum again.
>All of them are silent
Okay then, to Sweet Apple Acres!
>You head off to the farm
>As you cross the bridge you see Rainbow sitting on the edge of it
Hehehe...
>You sneak up behind her and grab her sides
>She jumps and fires the lazer into the sky
HAHAHA!
>"Anon! That's not funny! I was trying to do that all day and you come over and scare me into...doing...it..."
>She puts the pieces together and looks angry
>"What's wrong darling?"
>Asks Rarity
>"I can't do it unless I get startled...that's how it happened before."
Well at least it doesn't suck as much balls as Fluttershy's power.
>Fluttershy frowns at you
>Rainbow raises an eyebrow
>"What's your power?"
>Fluttershy closes her eyes again and Rainbow looks confused
>"No you can't come inside."
>Fluttershy opens her eyes and sighs
>"My power is to read minds but I can't do it unless they let me in."
>You and Rainbow burst into laughter
>"OKAY! Can we please just get to Applejack's farm already?!"
>Screams Twilight
Fine.
>You make it to the barn and Granny Smith is there on the front porch
Hello Granny!
>She points a shotgun at you
>"Git off mah property ya alien!"
>She fires a few rounds at you as Twilight casts a bubble of protection on you
>"Where is Applejack?"
>Asks Twilight
>"Out in tha fields workin."
>She grumbles something about monkey on a stick as you walk away
>You follow the noise of thumping to Applejack bucking apples
Hey Jack!
>She turns toward you and looks mad
>"Ah told ya not to call me that Anon. It makes me sound like a stallion."
Close enough.
>"What was that?"
>She gets in your face
>You push on her chest and transform her into a stallion
>But she's a really bony stallion that looks like featherweight but just bigger
>"Ah'm gonna kill him Twilight!"
>She screams in a deep tone
>She bucks you and literally does nothing
>It doesn't even move you
Here.
>You push on her side and she shifts back into herself
>And bucks you to the ground
Ugh...totally worth it...
>Twilight speaks
>"So did you find your power?"
>"I think so."
>You sit forward
>She just looks at the ground
So...what is it?
>"I have a hightened sense of sight."
That's pretty coo-
>"Only at night time."
>You, Rainbow, and Fluttershy burst into laughter
>Then you immediately stop and look at Fluttershy
>Narrow your eyes
Shut up Shy.
>She stops laughing and hides behind her mane
>You stand up and stretch a little
So...what now? We got the sex changer, that's so raven, miss shoop da whoop, the boombox, seed storm, and nightvision mare.
>"Y-you forgot me."
No I didn't Fluttershy. You don't count.
>She whines
>Rainbow slaps your ass
>"Well maybe we can be sort of a...a team to help the city when it's in danger!"
>You rub where she slapped you and nod
>Twilight speaks
>"But we already are that, the elements of harmony!"
But not me.
>Rainbow nods
>Twi continues
>"I guess so then...what kind of danger?"
Like small stuff like bank robberies.
>"That's not that small!"
Well we have superpowers!
>"H-Hey Anon...can I come inside?"
No Fluttershy.
>They all look at her when she opens her eyes
That power really sucks Fluttershy. Just use it to talk to us without making sound.
>Her face brightens up at your advice to make her somewhat useful to this team

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>So here you are now just turning this dummy from a guy to a girl and back
>Someone eventually told Pinkie and she came over
>This is in Twilight's basement
>And because Rarity is a weirdo, she made you all costumes
>Yours is a black suit with both symbols for each gender intertwined
>You tried to tell her that would look like your power having both a penis and a vagina, but she didn't listen
>Pinkie's suit is pink and where her cutie mark was now shows three sperm
>You came up with that one and she thinks it's tadpoles
>Fucking idiot
>Twilight's is a dress with a bunch of stars on it
>And one huge eye on the middle of it
>Eh, nothing too special
>Rainbow has a skin tight rainbow suit with the shoop da whoop mouth on the side
>This ponies have no idea what that even is
>Applejack has a regular looking suit with two black eyes on the side
>It's okay
>Rarity made herself a fucking music sheet dress
>Looks nice but really?
>And Fluttershy
>You told Rarity to design this for her
>She was reluctant at first but then you gave her some jewels
>Fluttershy's costume is orange with a picture on the side of it
>It shows a brain with a door and Fluttershy asking politely to come inside
>Anyways, you're supposed to be doing something right now but you aren't paying attention
>"Anon!"
>Twilight's voice stops your braindead state
Huh?
>"We have to go rescue the princess from the changelings!"
What?
>"Were you even listening?!"
>You just stare blankly at her
>"Ugh...every pony is waiting for you in the carriage."
>You stand up and follow her out to the carriage
>The only spot left is right between Fluttershy and Rainbow
>This is gonna be hell
>You sit down and Fluttershy speaks
>"Hi Anon. How are you?"
>You do a small thumbs up
>The carriage rises into the sky
>Rainbow looks at you
>"You look nice Anon."
>She licks her lips
>You smack her nose
No Rainbow. Bad.
>She frowns at you and then turns to Twilight
>Applejack looks out the side of the carriage at the slowly darkening sky
>So the princess is in trouble but still has some time to raise the moon?
Wait Twilight, which Princess?
>"Princess Celestia. If you learned to listen then you'd know that."
>She then continues talking to Rainbow
>Applejack speaks
>"Hey look, it's Granny! Hi Granny!"
>She waves out into the darkness like a retard
>You shake your head
>"Anon?"
What Fluttershy?
>"What were those things on your chest when you turned into a girl?"
>Her question has attracted the attention of every pony else
>Damn it
They're breasts. Like you have near your lady parts. Human ones are on the chest.
>Some ooohs and ohhhs are heard
>"Can...can you do it again?"
Why?
>Fluttershy mumbles something
What was that? I can't hear you.
>You hear her clear her throat in your head
>"Do you promise not to tell?"
>You nod slightly to not alert the others
>"Okay...well I like mares..."
>A smile slowly stretches across your face
Hah....hahahaha....HAHAHAHAHA!
>"What's so funny Nonny?"
>Says Pinkie as she tilts her head
Fluttershy...Fluttershy likes mares!
>You burst into laughter along with Rainbow
>"And you guys thought I was the dyke!"
>Fluttershy is blushing profusely and trying to hide behind her mane
Hey, hey Fluttershy!
>She pokes an eye out
Do you get horny when I do this?
>You shift into a woman and your boobs press against the suit
>You run your hands seductively down your sides and wink at Fluttershy
>She falls over panting
>You turn back to a man
Wow Fluttershy, you're weird.
>"Wait...do that again please?"
>Asks Rainbow
Sure.
>You shift back into a woman
>She stares right at your boobs
>Nowhere else
>What about these things are so eye attracting?
>Fluttershy climbs back up onto the seat
>You turn and your double D's hit Fluttershy in the face
>She stares directly at them and starts drooling
>Hmmm...
>You bounce them a little with your hands
>All of the eyes move up and down
>That's really fucking weird
>Your hair shrinks back and your boobs go away as you shift back to a guy
You're all weird.
>All of them are some shade of red and the carriage lands
>You all get out and huddle
Okay, here's the plan. We run in there and kill as many as we can, okay?
>They all agree
>You look at Pinkie
Hey. Don't use your power until I say to. Okay?
>She nods and all of you begin the search and rescue
>You approach the main castle doors and changelings guard the area
>So you hide around the side of the building to devise a plan
Fluttershy, fly up to the top of the building. You're gonna be our eyes in the sky. If you see any of them get to close to us just tell me with your power.
>She nods and flies up to the top of a tower
Okay, Applejack, you've got strong legs. You're with me.
>Fluttershy speaks into your head
>"Two of them are coming over to your left. They're headed straight for you."
>Twilight freezes
>"They're here..."
>You look and see nothing
Okay we've got five seconds, Applejack get ready to strike once I lure them in.
>She nods and you shift to a woman
>You unbutton the suit a little so more cleavage can be seen and walk out
>"Halt! Who goes there?!"
Just a poor girl lost in this world!
>It's a damn good thing your voice changes when you do this too
>You walk seductively over to them and their eyes fixate on your jugs
Ah ah ah...you have to come over here to get some...
>You walk backwards to the alleyway and they follow like zombies
>Applejack jumps out and cracks one in the back of the head, killing it
>Then you grab the other as he looks at her
>And you push your boobs up against his face
>He sways for a bit
>"Soo...much...uggghhh..."
>He passes out
>You shift back and thumbs up Applejack
Nice. Fluttershy how many more?
>"Four."
Okay.
>You say as you drag the bodies into a dumpster
Fluttershy where are the next group of them and how many?
>"There is another group of two coming your way. But they're looking in the alleyways as they do. I think you should leave there."
Got it. Okay ladies lets get out of here.
>You pick up a carrot that was sitting on the ground and put it in your pocket for later
>Then the six of you leave from the other end of the  alley and circle around to an alley that they passed already
I have an idea. Twilight can you shoot the street light with your magic?
>"I guess so."
>She fires a blast of magic at the light, shattering it
>That attracts the attention of the two changelings
>They come over but since there is no light no one can see
>You whisper to Applejack
Fuck them up.
>She nods and runs over there
>She bucks one in the face and throws the other on top of him
>Both down and out
Great. Two more. Fluttershy where are they?
>"They're guarding the doors to the throne room."
>Twilight freezes again
>"NO ANON!"
>You clasp your hand over her mouth to prevent her from ruining everything
What the fuck Twilight?
>Just then a changeling swoops down and picks you up
>"NO ANON!"
>Great.
>He flies you to the doors of the throne room
>Only one pony is there
>This must mean that the one carrying you is the second one
>You shift into a woman and moan
>The changeling looks down at you and drops you in surprise
>Luckily it was only a three foot drop so you land safely as the changeling stares at you confused
>You grab his buddy who was guarding and plant a small kiss on his cheek
>His entire face goes red and he falls over
>These things can't even take fake love can they?
>Rainbow comes flying over and cracks the other's neck, killing him
Nice.
>She's staring at your chest and licking her lips
Seriously?
>You morph back and smack her nose
>The rest of the group including Fluttershy come over
Let's do this.
>You push open the doors and see Princess Celestia on the ground and a bigger bug pony sitting on the throne
>"Ah...who has come to face me?"
>She raises a hoof and a bunch of other changelings come from the shadows
Rarity, do you know what a mosquito sound is?
>"One step ahead of you Anon..."
>Her eyes glow and then the earsplitting 17000 HZ mosquito noise brings all the bug ponies to the ground crying
>Then you pick up Rainbow, aim her at the bigger bug pony, and jab her ass with the carrot you found
>Just as you planned she fires out a huge lazer in suprise at the big bug pony, instantly killing her
>All that remains is a pile of ash
>Rarity stops the noise and the bug ponies look around
>Then they freak out and break through the windows
Now Pinkie!
>The crack of thunder is heard and the gobs of semen come down, sticking the bug ponies' wings together so they crash
>Then they are coated and trapped in the cum as it dries
>Twilight helps Princess Celestia back to her hooves and she smiles at all of you
>"Thank you so much."
>There was a big parade and a party for you after the guards cleared the streets of the splooge covered bugs
>And now you're an official team, sworn to protecting Equestria from danger
>...
>You sit at home bored now
>Just watching TV
>When the door is blown off with a lazer
RAINBOW WHAT THE FUCK!
>"Sorry I thought I saw a spider!"
>Fucking Rainbow