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  1. [14:34, 10/24/2016] Grinffi: At least we know you are
  2. [14:38, 10/24/2016] Butter: this is amazing. I tracked down the address of one of my Tinder matches and am scaring the living crap out of her right now XD
  3. [14:45, 10/24/2016] Mosef: That's called Stalking
  4. [14:46, 10/24/2016] Gwandarion: Subject to severe penalties and possible imprisonment mind you
  5. [14:47, 10/24/2016] Butter: Netherlands it's only if she presses charges, and good luck with that bc I'm a minor and she isn't
  6. [14:49, 10/24/2016] Mosef: I mean fair enough about the pressing charges point but I don't think being a minor makes a difference you're not free of criminal responsibility
  7. [14:49, 10/24/2016] Mosef: Butter confirmed stalker
  8. [14:49, 10/24/2016] Mosef: ?
  9. [14:51, 10/24/2016] Butter: No, but given the subject matter of the conversation it would be easier for me to plead sexual assault of a minor than it would be for her to net me for stalking
  10. [14:56, 10/24/2016] Mosef: Isn't that just as bad
  11. [14:56, 10/24/2016] Butter: that aside, all I did was, Tinder gives you a distance between you and your match, I plotted a circle around me with that radius, spoofed my gps, and made three circles in different places, the place where they all come together was about where she had to be, searched for her on facebook, got her last name, searched that last name in the phone book for that neighbourhood, gottem
  12. [14:57, 10/24/2016] Gwandarion: Immoral, not criminal mom!
  13. [14:59, 10/24/2016] Butter: So, how would sending her a letter with "I know where you live" in cutout newspaper fragments work out for me, provided that my fingerprints are not on it?
  14. [15:00, 10/24/2016] Grinffi: Real creepy don't do it?
  15. [15:01, 10/24/2016] Grinffi: And that's coming from me mind you
  16. [15:01, 10/24/2016] Cagnaccio: Some fucked up hobbies you have
  17. [15:02, 10/24/2016] Butter: I gotta do something to get off
  18. [15:02, 10/24/2016] Grinffi: What became of your gf BTW?
  19. [15:02, 10/24/2016] Grinffi: I haven't heard about it since you broke down
  20. [15:03, 10/24/2016] Butter: oh she's fine
  21. [15:03, 10/24/2016] Mosef: Do it faggot
  22. [15:03, 10/24/2016] Butter: I'm going to, man
  23. [15:03, 10/24/2016] Butter: I see no way how this could ever backfire
  24. [15:04, 10/24/2016] Butter: especially since she lives nearby, so no postage/return address is required
  25. [15:06, 10/24/2016] Gwandarion: Except she might accidentally recognize you and have her beefed up boyfriend help you understand the extent of the folly
  26. [15:07, 10/24/2016] Mosef: Funnily enough I was listening to Where'd You Go by Fort Minor and the verse was "Don't you know that's a little fucked up"
  27. [15:07, 10/24/2016] Mosef: I giggled
  28. [15:09, 10/24/2016] Mosef: The boyfriend that doesn't know she's been on Tinder so after he's done with melting butter he'll finish the rest of the dish
  29. [15:09, 10/24/2016] Butter: I'm contemplating whether or not to send you guys a picture of it
  30. [15:10, 10/24/2016] Butter: Might as well, nothing illegal about sending someone a letter, there aren't even threats in it
  31. [15:12, 10/24/2016] Gwandarion: Pls xplayn motvtion for dis?
  32. [15:14, 10/24/2016] Mosef: it okay WA is encrypted B)
  33. [15:16, 10/24/2016] Butter: fur teh lulz
  34. [15:33, 10/24/2016] Void: you're just a fucking retard
  35. [15:33, 10/24/2016] Mosef: lmao
  36. [15:33, 10/24/2016] Mosef: Spat my coffee out tbh
  37. [15:34, 10/24/2016] Butter: "I know where you live. <3 - You know who I am
  38. [15:34, 10/24/2016] Butter: fucking doing it
  39. [15:36, 10/24/2016] Void: "oh yeah, i'm sure sending a letter covered in the blood of her family will sure to make her swoon all over me"
  40. [15:36, 10/24/2016] Void: your way of thinking at the moment
  41. [15:36, 10/24/2016] Mosef: He's not after her void
  42. [15:36, 10/24/2016] Butter: Again, I just want her to send the most heartfelt WTF DUDE to me
  43. [15:37, 10/24/2016] Mosef: He had a funny conversation with a girl on tinder and as a joke wanted to scare her
  44. [15:37, 10/24/2016] Mosef: in october
  45. [15:37, 10/24/2016] Butter: Spoooooooky
  46. [15:37, 10/24/2016] Mosef: Nothing much wrong with that really
  47. [15:41, 10/24/2016] Butter: progress
  48. [15:51, 10/24/2016] Cagnaccio: Don't leave fingerprints
  49. [15:55, 10/24/2016] Butter: too late, too much effort
  50. [15:56, 10/24/2016] Butter: I'm going to claim this letter anyway, so why bother
  51. [15:56, 10/24/2016] Cagnaccio: Put a meme in it
  52. [15:56, 10/24/2016] Cagnaccio: Bitches love memes
  53. [15:56, 10/24/2016] Butter: you know what would be even funnier? If I was wrong
  54. [15:56, 10/24/2016] Butter: If i got the wrong address
  55. [15:56, 10/24/2016] Butter: eh, I addressed it to her on the envelope, It'll be fine
  56. [15:58, 10/24/2016] Butter: is that supposed to be me?
  57. [15:59, 10/24/2016] Cagnaccio: No
  58. [15:59, 10/24/2016] Butter: that fat kid yelling between his legs I mean
  59. [16:28, 10/24/2016] Butter: The location
  60. [16:28, 10/24/2016] Butter: Delivered, rung the bell, casually walked away. It was an intercom bell so there was just static on the other en for whoever picked up
  61. [16:32, 10/24/2016] +386 31 727 163: i giggled :P
  62. [16:33, 10/24/2016] +386 31 727 163: keep us updated
  63. [16:33, 10/24/2016] +386 31 727 163: just don't fuck it up by asking too much when talking with her
  64. [16:33, 10/24/2016] Butter: Sure. possible outcomes: she doesn't live there, just someone with same last name. However, tinder said one km away just now
  65. [16:33, 10/24/2016] Butter: the minimum possible
  66. [16:34, 10/24/2016] Butter: so she was definitely around there
  67. [16:34, 10/24/2016] Butter: not going to bring it up. gonna let her start
  68. [16:34, 10/24/2016] Butter: then reply with that pic
  69. [16:35, 10/24/2016] Grinffi: Then she gets murdered and your letter gets found as evidence
  70. [16:35, 10/24/2016] Butter: oops lol
  71. [16:36, 10/24/2016] +386 31 727 163: i like grinffi, he's always so positive about everything
  72. [16:37, 10/24/2016] Grinffi: I got asked yesterday why I'm always in such a shit mood and if I don't really have depression
  73. [16:37, 10/24/2016] Grinffi: M8 no I'm just a shit person
  74. [16:38, 10/24/2016] Butter: aw cmon grinff
  75. [16:38, 10/24/2016] Butter: faking depression is my gag
  76. [16:39, 10/24/2016] Grinffi: Yeah I know
  77. [16:40, 10/24/2016] Grinffi: I'm not even faking it lol, just looking like it
  78. [16:40, 10/24/2016] Grinffi: Not even on purpose
  79. [16:40, 10/24/2016] Grinffi: Where's my achievement
  80. [16:47, 10/24/2016] Jaros: Top lad
  81. [16:47, 10/24/2016] Jaros: Tfw u tease us by having gf
  82. [17:16, 10/24/2016] Butter: Woo, this just got interesting
  83. [17:16, 10/24/2016] Butter: she called the cops on me, only problem is she doesnt have any info from me
  84. [17:16, 10/24/2016] Butter: she blocked me on everything I had so far found out about her
  85. [17:17, 10/24/2016] Butter: So let's see how this plays out, If this leads to anything, I will ruin this girl's life with lawsuits
  86. [17:17, 10/24/2016] Alvin the Heavy: Jeez ok chill
  87. [17:19, 10/24/2016] +386 31 727 163: ok, that just got couple levels creepier
  88. [17:19, 10/24/2016] +386 31 727 163: how did she know you sent her the letter?
  89. [17:20, 10/24/2016] Butter: Bc the conversation led tgere
  90. [17:20, 10/24/2016] Butter: also she isn't retarded
  91. [17:22, 10/24/2016] +386 31 727 163: :D
  92. [17:25, 10/24/2016] Mosef: How are you going to ruin her life with lawsuits when it was you that did everything
  93. [17:31, 10/24/2016] Gwandarion: Mo 10 points
  94. [17:31, 10/24/2016] Gwandarion: What if she triangulated you too?
  95. [17:32, 10/24/2016] Butter: maybe, if so, I got the same on her
  96. [17:34, 10/24/2016] Birdy: What the fuck am I reading haha haha 😆
  97. [17:35, 10/24/2016] +386 31 727 163: it's your lastest and finest FV drama
  98. [17:35, 10/24/2016] +386 31 727 163: make some popcorn, sit back, and enjoy the show!
  99. [17:35, 10/24/2016] Birdy: Damn right.
  100. [17:36, 10/24/2016] Grinffi: You're reading a restraining order
  101. [17:36, 10/24/2016] Butter: If I'm getting something on a permanent record I'm offing myself
  102. [17:37, 10/24/2016] Grinffi: Who do you wanna blame it on tho? Yourself?
  103. [17:37, 10/24/2016] Alvin the Heavy: Butter is losing it cunfermd
  104. [17:37, 10/24/2016] Grinffi: Wanna have some other drama
  105. [17:40, 10/24/2016] Void: you're a fucking retard
  106. [17:42, 10/24/2016] Alvin the Heavy: Das rood
  107. [17:43, 10/24/2016] Void: ^
  108. [17:44, 10/24/2016] Butter: well I agree
  109. [17:44, 10/24/2016] Butter: they still have nothing on me though
  110. [17:47, 10/24/2016] Mosef: I mean at the end of the day if you clearly say that it was a halloween-style prank, you're underage and the intent was nothing more than that, back it up with the conversations you've been having, and show a distinction between actually stalking and a prank that you didn't forsee going so far, you'll get off much more lightly, at least what I can gather from Dutch law
  111. [17:47, 10/24/2016] Alvin the Heavy: This conversation is something on u lol
  112. [17:47, 10/24/2016] Mosef: It's encrypted Anon
  113. [17:48, 10/24/2016] Alvin the Heavy: Oh lol
  114. [17:48, 10/24/2016] Mosef: he clears the WA nothing happened
  115. [17:48, 10/24/2016] Alvin the Heavy: Not even a trace? Wa is pretty secure eh
  116. [17:48, 10/24/2016] Void: Writing a letter like that is not halloweeny
  117. [17:48, 10/24/2016] Void: it's fucking stalkerish and murderish
  118. [17:48, 10/24/2016] Void: aka: don't be a fucking retard
  119. [17:48, 10/24/2016] Mosef: That's why our Government wants to further push the snoopers charter and have more powers over things like WA
  120. [17:49, 10/24/2016] Mosef: Apparently terror attacks are over WA now
  121. [17:49, 10/24/2016] Mosef: Not suprising since Isis uses Twitter LOL
  122. [17:49, 10/24/2016] Mosef: Stalkerish yes, murderish not so much
  123. [17:50, 10/24/2016] Alvin the Heavy: What was in teh letter?
  124. [17:50, 10/24/2016] Mosef: I think?
  125. [17:50, 10/24/2016] Mosef: I  know where you live
  126. [17:52, 10/24/2016] Mosef: Only gone and dun it the absoulute madman hahaha!!!
  127. [17:52, 10/24/2016] Alvin the Heavy: HA PRANKED, THERE'S A CAMERA THERE THERE AND THERE
  128. [17:59, 10/24/2016] +386 31 727 163: what if someone in this chat snitches?
  129. [17:59, 10/24/2016] +386 31 727 163: i bet cobra would for appropriate amount of shekels xD
  130. [18:02, 10/24/2016] Butter: I'd have to off more people than myself in that case
  131. [18:04, 10/24/2016] Butter: anyway, Guess I'll use "It's just a prank bro" as a legal defense
  132. [18:11, 10/24/2016] Cobra: Why always gotta pick on me, man
  133. [18:11, 10/24/2016] Butter: but you guys know what? She's probably bluffing. She wouldn't tell me if she'd actually informed the cops
  134. [18:12, 10/24/2016] Cobra: Don't get me wrong I'd do it for appropriate amount of shekels
  135. [18:12, 10/24/2016] Cobra: But you could've made that line much better
  136. [18:12, 10/24/2016] Cobra: If u actually used someone who has snitched before
  137. [18:13, 10/24/2016] Cobra: Like stats for example xdd
  138. [18:13, 10/24/2016] +386 31 727 163: hahaha
  139. [18:13, 10/24/2016] +386 31 727 163: you know i love you, cobra :P
  140. [18:13, 10/24/2016] +386 31 727 163: and i didn't know stats is actually still in the group
  141. [18:14, 10/24/2016] Cobra: yes yes ily too
  142. [18:14, 10/24/2016] Cobra: Also lmfao
  143. [18:24, 10/24/2016] Grinffi: He is?
  144. [18:24, 10/24/2016] Grinffi: Forgot who he is
  145. [18:24, 10/24/2016] Grinffi: I'm so fucking bored butter do think of some other creepy shit you can do
  146. [18:24, 10/24/2016] Mosef: but you guys know what? She's probably bluffing. She wouldn't tell me if she'd actually informed the cops
  147. [18:24, 10/24/2016] Mosef: Why wouldnt she
  148. [18:24, 10/24/2016] Mosef: she blocked you after didnt she
  149. [18:25, 10/24/2016] Mosef: Either that or you got memed, hard kid
  150. [18:26, 10/24/2016] Cobra: Tbh I'd much rather get memed hard in this kind of situation lol
  151. [18:27, 10/24/2016] Cagnaccio: Jan, I've started to respect your country
  152. [18:29, 10/24/2016] Cagnaccio: I take that back lmao
  153. [18:30, 10/24/2016] +386 31 727 163: wait, what?
  154. [18:30, 10/24/2016] Grinffi: He thought you were from Austria
  155. [18:30, 10/24/2016] Grinffi: He meant me
  156. [18:30, 10/24/2016] Cagnaccio: What is geography
  157. [18:30, 10/24/2016] +386 31 727 163: don't do this to me, grinffi
  158. [18:31, 10/24/2016] +386 31 727 163: i thought he actually likes me xD
  159. [18:31, 10/24/2016] Lin: Butter stalk me please. You are sexy on that pic
  160. [18:31, 10/24/2016] Cagnaccio: Oh caman jan
  161. [18:31, 10/24/2016] +386 31 727 163: so what did you learn about austria in school today?
  162. [18:31, 10/24/2016] Cagnaccio: Thought we were buddies
  163. [18:31, 10/24/2016] Cagnaccio: Nothing..
  164. [18:31, 10/24/2016] +386 31 727 163: why the respect then?
  165. [18:31, 10/24/2016] Cagnaccio: It's another discussion
  166. [18:32, 10/24/2016] Cagnaccio: Top secret
  167. [18:32, 10/24/2016] Cagnaccio: And also top kek
  168. [18:32, 10/24/2016] Grinffi: Don't you take my stupid fag away from me Jan
  169. [18:33, 10/24/2016] +386 31 727 163: xD
  170. [18:33, 10/24/2016] Butter: Only good thing to come out of this lol
  171. [18:34, 10/24/2016] Butter: Also, I think she was bluffing bc she also said she was a catfish all along
  172. [18:34, 10/24/2016] Grinffi: What.
  173. [18:34, 10/24/2016] Mosef: MEMED KID
  174. [18:35, 10/24/2016] Cagnaccio: I have a verbal contract with lin about nudes
  175. [18:35, 10/24/2016] Butter: So I probably scared the livibg shit out of him/her by almost exposing that scheme
  176. [18:35, 10/24/2016] Butter: so he/she panicked
  177. [18:35, 10/24/2016] Mosef: I have a verbal contract with lin about nudes
  178. [18:35, 10/24/2016] Mosef: Can we have a copy
  179. [18:35, 10/24/2016] Cagnaccio: 😂😂😂IT'S LIT FAM 😅😅💯💯💯💯👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻💯💦💦
  180. [18:35, 10/24/2016] Grinffi: Who wants depressing Memes and not that shit
  181. [18:35, 10/24/2016] Cagnaccio: Verbal, not written
  182. [18:36, 10/24/2016] Mosef: I meant make it written you sausage
  183. [18:36, 10/24/2016] Butter: Well I have written evidence of her agreeing to sex with a minor...... a consenting minor over the age of consent but a minor nonetheless
  184. [18:37, 10/24/2016] Lin: If you agreed on it or went on with it you cant sue her
  185. [18:37, 10/24/2016] Butter: Yeah but nothing happened
  186. [18:37, 10/24/2016] Lin: Its legal to have sex with 16 if u allpw it
  187. [18:37, 10/24/2016] Butter: closest I got to her was her mailbox (ayyy)
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