Dash's Teasing

>“Hey, Twilight. You know what’d be the coolest?”
>Rolling her eyes, Twilight Sparkle lifts her shades as she sits in her pool tube.
>She looks down at Rainbow Dash swimming next to her in the Ponyville reservoir and groans.
>“Rainbow Dash, if this is another idea for a prank—
>“What? Pft, no! I’m not talking about pranks. I was thinking about Rarity over there,” she says, pointing to the beach.
>On it, Rarity herself lies in a beach chair, in her hooves a tanning reflector.
>She wears a fashionable black swimsuit, shades, and a beach hat.
>Her beach umbrella does not shade her.
>Twilight cocks her head puzzledly at Rainbow.
>“Uh, what about her?” she asks, not so sure what could be ‘the coolest’ about a scene like that.
>Rainbow Dash just shrugs with a dopey grin.
>“Just, I dunno, don’t ya think it’d be cool screwing the absolute buck outta Rarity?”
>...
>Twilight sits the fuck up in her pool tube.
>“I’m sorry, did you just say—”
>“That I wanna screw the buck outta Rarity?” asks Rainbow Dash. “Uh, duh. C’mon, Twi, get with the program! Sheesh.”
>“But...she...a-and you...” Twilight shakes her head, absolutely baffled. “Why!?”
>“Iunno. Like, I don’t even swing that way, y’know?” chuckles Rainbow Dash.
>She grabs ahold of Twilight’s pool tube.
>“Hey, ya mind if I sit in that with you?”
>“Yes! Yes, I do, as a matter of—”
>“Cool; thanks, Twi,” she says, already squeezing her blue bottom into the pool tube’s hole.
>It barely fits with her purple friend’s posterior taking up so much space.
>“But yeah,” Rainbow Dash continues, “just, like, dang! Look at Rarity, y’know? You ever just wonder how tight she is? Cause I do. I mean, my butt’s pretty tight from doin’ all my stunts, but she’s got this tiny, cute little, uh...”

>She shrugs, giving up on find the best words.
>“I dunno. Just looks tight is all I’m sayin’.”
>Twilight shakes her head, looking at her friend incredulously.
>“R-rainbow, this is—”
>“Like, can’t ya just imagine getting a huge dildo or something and just...just shoving it up there and wrecking that, Twi? Just totally smashing that, dude, ya know what I mean? Yeah. That’d be so cool.”
>“But...you...Rainbow...this is sounding real, y-you know, gay,” says Twilight, shifting uncomfortably in the pool tube against her friend. “And your butt is very, VERY close to mine right now so if you could please just—”
>“Gay?” laughs Rainbow Dash. “I’m not saying I’m gay. Cause, like, I’m not.”
>She then tilts her head at the possibility, though.
>“Well, I mean, I guess I’d be kinda gay for Rarity, sorta,” she says, but shrugs, “but, yeah, I dunno. Girls don’t really do it for me.”
>Her thoughtful expression shifts back over to Twilight.
>“I mean, you’re kinda cute, though,” she admits carelessly to her.
>At that, Twilight stops wriggling to push Rainbow Dash out.
>Her cheeks are red and hot, but not because she forgot her sunscreen...
>“I...you think that I’m...?”
>“Yeah. Sure. You got a nice butt, I guess,” says Rainbow. She scoffs playfully. “Like, it’s big enough that it’s, like, taking up all the room in this donut.”
>Twilight rubs her temples lest she gets any more of a headache.
>“Okay, first of all, this is not a 'donut'. It is a pool tube,” she corrects her pegasus friend, “and secondly, my butt is not that big! It just...is for this specific pool tube is all...”
>“Eh, sure, Twi. Whatever,” says Rainbow Dash. “Bored now.”
>And with that, the pegasus abruptly jumps out of Twilight’s tube and leaps into the water, totally splashing her friend.
>“Later, egghead!”
>“What? Oh! Uh, y-you too! Er, I mean--”
>Twilight shakes her head.
>“I-I mean I meant to say--!”

>She gives up with a sigh.
>Rainbow was already out of earshot, paddling over to the beach.
>With a huff, Twilight put her shades back on.
>“Just forget about it, Twilight,” she says to herself.
>She relaxes back into her pool tube, laying down in it comfortably.
>“Juuust forget about it...”
>Suddenly, her ear twitches.
>The sound of leaking air catches her attention.
>She cracks open an eye, looks to where she hears the sound and—
>A hole.
>Right where Rainbow Dash was sitting.
>Through the tube’s center, her backside slowly sinks into the water as it continues to deflate.
>Rainbow Dash...
>Eventually, the tube is empty and Twilight sits in the water.
>Now, she had been made wet in two types of ways.
>She crosses her forehooves with a frown.
>Stupid, silly Rainbow Dash...