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##_**Unofficial Incomplete Sandbox Strategy Guide Which Upon Completion Will Infact Include All Roles**_

Villager – Suicide n1.

Nilla – Suicide d1.

Doctor – Choose "no one" until you're certain someone is mafia, then suicide.

Nurse – Find and roleblock the doctor. If there is no doctor, find and roleblock the next most important PR.

Surgeon – Attempt to find and bodyguard a hitman. If the hitman successfully kills a granny under your protection, you've won the game. Suicide.

Bodyguard – You're obsolete. Suicide.

Cop – Claim d1 with guilty on the person you least like, then claim sanity d2 with an according inno/guilty report on your second least favorite person.

Insane Cop – You will never be insane cop as all cops appear as cop. Suicide.

Confused Cop – You're the most pointless role since naive cop. Suicide.

Paranoid Cop – Claim alien report on the person you least like. When they're lynched, suicide.

Naive Cop – Suicide.

Lazy Cop – Assume you were roleblocked and that it will happen again, then suicide because you'll never get to use your cop ability.

Watcher – Watch yourself every night and report on how popular you are the following day. If you receive a vest, claim bulletproof and say you were hit. Fabricate a penguin report to replace your watcher report.

Tracker – Track the person with the shortest username. If they visit a dead person, say they didn't. If they didn't, say they did.

Detective – Select "no one" then make up detective reports. If you're lynched, watch from the graveyard as town believes your false reports.

Snoop – When you find someone with a gun or vest, whisper them saying you gave it to them and instruct them who to shoot or throw their vest at.

Journalist – Claim journalist then mix around the names in any report and out them, forcing PRs to out themselves.

Mortician – Fuck dead bodies. Suicide. Fuck yourself.

Pathologist – Seduce dead bodies. Suicide. Fuck yourself.

Vigilante – Shoot n1, then nk following nights. If you hit mafia n1, kill again until you hit town. You can't stop until your reckless vigilantism takes the life of an innocent civilian and drives you to depression and suicide. Suicide.

Sheriff – Hipfire immediately, then say it was illusionist. If you hit mafia, laugh at the illusionist and call them stupid.

Deputy – Lurk until a sheriff shoots, then shoot the sheriff. If there is no sheriff, shoot the next clearest role. If you hit town, call the shooter an idiot. If you hit mafia, suicide.

Drunk – Drunk the least attractive user or the user with the least attractive username. Wake up feeling satisfied, lead town to victory.

Sleepwalker – Go to sleep, the game will play itself.

Civilian – Do everything within your power to die.

Miller – Find mafia, and agree with them. Talk like them. Ask them if you can join their club. If they say no, suicide.

Suspect – You're basically a fake miller, which is twice as fake as a real miller. Suicide.

Leader – Lead. Get your followers to repeat everything you say and raise their left arm when you say a trigger word. Form a tear at the edge of your eye as a smile hides beneath your cold, emotionless lips. You're a leader.

Bulletproof – Claim turncoat immediately. When hit, claim traitor. If mafia claims to you, stab them in the back. You're a hero.

Bleeder – Act unusually irritable. If someone asks you what's wrong, respond "wouldn't you like to know, DICK" and suicide.

Bomb – Claim bomb immediately. Act like that makes you clear, and antagonize those who do not claim to you, which will be everyone.

Granny – Urge town to visit you and urge mafia not to. Know that you're a horrible person.

Hunter – Claim virgin, then before shooting inform everyone that they were hoodwinked. Ask for claims. Shoot the most important-sounding one.

Town Crier – Host trivia. Decide what answers are true, whether or not they are, in order to justify a lynch on someone you dislike.

Invisible Man – Make sure you have an alt in the game, then get mafia to kill you. Say "looks like nobody died" the following day on your alt. If you do not have an alt in the game, suicide.

Governor – Overturn a confirmed mafia lynch on a confirmed clear. The next day, call gov a fucking moron.

Telepath – Whisper people passages from 50 Shades of Grey.

Agent – Say that there is a spy. If there is cult, get culted. If there is werewolf, get eaten. If there are zombies, suicide.

Celebrity – Tell everyone to claim to you. Tab out for 5 minutes. Return. Announce that through careful evaluation you believe [completely random person] is mafia.

Loudmouth – If you are visited and not dead, claim and say that a bullet hit your vest. Alternatively, say you were poisoned.

Mason – Mason your friends and leave your enemies' names in your will.

Templar – If you are the only templar, suicide. If there is another templar, tell them to enjoy being alone, suicide. If the other templar tells you to enjoy being alone and then suicides, enjoy being alone in memory of your comrade.

Shrink – Shrink yourself. Explore untold lands before returning to normal size at dawn.

Samurai – Claim werewolf, say there are masons, say you'll out roles if you're masoned. Wait.

Jailer – Always nl. Always jailkill.

Chef – Chef two strangers. Leave two other names in your will. If you are not killed and one of the strangers claims to have been cheffed with mafia, say a 5th random name. Repeat this process indefinitely.

Turncoat – Claim immediately. Joint with mafia. Win easily. Brag.

Enchantress – Give someone your crystal. Whisper that you gave it to them. Propose to them. If they accept, suicide. If they decline, swear at them then suicide.

Priest – If visited by a detective, say that you were visited by a stalker. If visited by a gunsmith, say that you were visited by a fabricator. If visited by a baker, say that you were visited by a fabricator. If visited by a blacksmith, say that you were visited by a fabricator.

Trapper – Trap people. Watch them die. Laugh.

Baker – Give all bread to a single person. Claim virgin.

Ghoul – Ghoul the person most likely to kill you. If you kill them and they turn out to be mafia, laugh maniacally, claim ghoul, brag, and suicide.

Party Host – Host a party. Ask who hosted the party. Demand to know who hosted the party. Say that whoever hosted the party and isn't claiming doesn't know how to play mafia. Suicide.

Penguin – Visit someone. When they out your report, say that you didn't visit them and suicide.

Judge – Wait until lylo. If there is a tree, kill mafia. If there is not a tree, save mafia. You have the gabble, you call the shots.

Gallis – Always vote yourself.

Tree – Choose to tree then leave the game without suiciding.

Virgin – Claim virgin, get lynched D1, feel fulfilled, find a new game.

Blacksmith – Vest a single person until they're crushed under the sheer mass, then proceed to your next victim.

Oracle – If there is a celebrity, orc the celebrity. If there is a tree, orc the tree. Claim virgin.

Dreamer – When you get a dream, decide which name you think is mafia and replace the other two, then out the report.

Angel – Use your protection. Lead lynch on your target. Join a new game after dying and pray you get a better role.

Lightkeeper – Claim virgin. Before being lynched, shout "LIGHTS OUT BITCH" and hammer.

Keymaker – Give yourself a key. Use the key. Repeat.

Gunsmith – Gun anybody. Claim that you received a gun. Dare the other person to shoot first.

Mimic – Mimic someone you dislike. Leave the name of someone else you dislike in your will. If you turn blue, clear the person you mimicked. If you steal a role, say that you turned blue on the person you mimicked. If you become amnesiac, amn mafia.

Santa – Give everybody bread. Claim baker.

Caroler – Carol visiting roles. Ask them for your carol. If they do not have it, call them mafia and lynch them.

Siren – Ask who, out of the kindness of their hearts, would kindly visit you. Murder them. Twice.
Note: Sandbox is heartless, therefor this role is impossible to use. Suicide.

Monk – Claim doctor. Do the doctor's job.

Cultist – Cult the following roles in order of importance: samurai, tree, celebrity.

Cthulhu – Rise from the ocean. Stare into the souls of the dreamers. Awaken them. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Zombie – Ask who would like to be bitten. Autowin. Piss on those who thought they could stop you.

Fool – Claim virgin.

Lover – Love the person most likely to take this game seriously. Claim virgin D1.

Lyncher – Win town's trust by finding and lynching 2/3 mafia. If mafia kills your target, smash your computer monitor. If mafia does not kill your target, smile, then suicide.

Killer – Kill. Claim vig. Repeat.

Clockmaker – Kill one mafia and two town. It's pretty fucking simple.

Survivor – Claim virgin.

Warlock – Choose "no one." Suggest a rl.

Mistletoe – Kill yourself.

Prophet – Choose day 1. Suicide and break the game. Know in the back of your mind that you won.

Alien – Probe the same person repeatedly. If there's a snoop and they discover several probes in your target's anus, you win. Otherwise, dispose of your target's body through lynching. Remember, alien rules differ from earthling rules.

Werewolf – Eat n1. If you pick correctly, openly admit that you're werewolf and invincible. Win the game. If you pick incorrectly, claim that you were suited.

Amnesiac – There would be a strategy here, but you wouldn't remember it. Suicide.

Anarchist – Bomb yourself. Hold the bomb. Caress the bomb. Earn its trust. Make it defuse itself out of love. Reveal your love openly to the town. Get lynched.

Creepy girl – Doll host, knowing that host always dies n1. Win.

Traitor – You're technically aligned with the mafia, so betray them and side with the village.

Admirer – Whisper your favorite person confessing your admiration of them to them. Ask this person if they would like to catch a movie after the game. Ask this person to meet you irl. Meet them irl. Have consensual sex with this person. Marry this person. Die with this person.

Old Maid – While cleaning someone's home, cut their face off with a kitchen knife and then do the same to yours. Wear their face and sew yours onto them. You are now them, and they are now you.

Autocrat – Inform the village that your policies are within their best interest. If you can convince them that this lie is true, you win. If you cannot, you do not.

Politician – You are scum. Suicide.

Silencer – Silence a so-called female mafia player. Perform sexual acts on him through whisper messages. Silence him for the rest of the game.

Sniper – Shoot the first person to whisper to you.

Illusionist – Illusionist the kill so that everyone will know it was an illusionist when you shoot your gun. Shoot your partner.

Saboteur – Sabotage the mafia by nking and outing your partners.

Yakuza – Yak someone who is better at this game than you are. Watch them win. Convince yourself that it was your victory.

Consigliere – Never convert.

Godfather – Find mimic. Get mimicked. Out your partners. Follow blue strategy.

Framer – There's a lot of shitty pixel art out there in need of a frame. Decline all of it. Bring back the old fool icon. Down with lucid.

Hooker – Get drunk. Sleep with sleazebags. Sexually transmit your intoxication. Repeat this on the same poor fuck.

Disguiser – Guise every night. Insult all of your current target's friends. Start heated fights with them completely unrelated to mafia.

Actress – Steal a pair of everyone's clothes. Construct a single outfit out of them. Become a famous so-called artist and musician. Leave this shitty website now that you're famous and no longer a plebeian. Shave your head. Hear your music gradually degrade as you become less willing to pay for good writers to carry the talent. Hit rock bottom. Return. Finish the game.

Tailor – Tailor every kill as tailor. Giggle.

Informant – Pick up your big red powerpuff girl telly. Eavesdrop on the mayor.

Strongman – Waste your strongkill n1. If there is a tree, shout "FUCK," suicide. If there is not a tree, suicide.

Janitor – Jan anyone besides the kill. This will legitimately block dreamers and santa. You're welcome. Suicide.

Interrogator – Demand your victim to provide nudes, threatening to kill them if they refuse. If they fail to provide, kill them. If they provide, kill them.

Whisperer – Anonymously have your way with each person in the game. This does not exclude your partners.

Spy – Claim agent, then out every role.

Lawyer – You're the lowest form of scum. Suicide.

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##_**General Strategy Guides for the Common Scum**_

Becoming cool – Find jokes on reddit with large rating numbers, then post them wherever. Like your post. Dislike all posts neighboring your post.

Making friends – Create an alt. Talk to the alt. Compliment yourself from the alt. Circlejerk with the alt. Lose your virginity to the alt. Stay faithful to the alt. You won't be finding anyone else.

Avoid being lynched d1 – Upload an avatar of a question mark.

Create inflation – When Lucid offers tokens for something, don't do it. Continue to not do it as the offer increases.

Rolling the right role – First, join a game. Then, wait for the game to fill. When the counter is at 1, shout "SUIRACE." If you do not roll the right role, suicide and repeat. If you do roll the right role, express your frustration at those who suicided n1 when you finally rolled the right role.