PSG wants help. The Dunning-Krueger effect.

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Patrick Swayze's Ghost: are you here about the memes?
MY BOY MASON: no memes
MY BOY MASON: its  time for you to gitgud
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: NO MEMES??
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i already read any url and watched any video you can send me
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i'm99% certain of that
MY BOY MASON: So you know about chaq
MY BOY MASON: chris
MY BOY MASON: and simplydota?
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i read chaq's guide when it came out
MY BOY MASON: yet you dont play mid
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: yes i do.
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: my most played role is mid and position 5
MY BOY MASON: pos5 is guaranteed loss
MY BOY MASON: I dont see why people do it
MY BOY MASON: I only do it when i have to waste time for some lpq game
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i used to think that but now i don't. i'm really good with CM and VS. lately i've drank the kool aid and just try to put faith in my teammates and hope for the best
MY BOY MASON: damn
MY BOY MASON: that sucks
MY BOY MASON: literally a pussy player right here
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i dunno what exactly link you mean by chris and simplydota
MY BOY MASON: you will never win like that
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: welli could keep playing DP and keep winning 62% with her
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: but its like playing dota on autopilot
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: my eyes just glaze over shes so boring
MY BOY MASON: I'll give you an introduction, dont blogpost meanwhile
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: also you have to buy an urn or bracer or something on her now with the combination of her str nerf and other heroes doing more damage
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: and that kind of fucked her
MY BOY MASON: dont blogpost
MY BOY MASON: so i can write
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: im going to the store to get a mountain dew (tm)
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: write all you want
MY BOY MASON: good
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: ill be back in like 15
MY BOY MASON: Chaq is the guide I used to learn about mid and have an understanding of lasthitting and switching my keyboard aroudn for efficiency.
MY BOY MASON: Chris is my good friend, he is a semi pro and a legit player
MY BOY MASON: Here is his feeder acc that he turned around and uses to coach. Look at that winrate.
MY BOY MASON: http://www.dotabuff.com/players/123447796/matches
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: >maining TA and slark
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i'm not ever gonna play like that man
MY BOY MASON: Look at the matches
MY BOY MASON: He plays anything
MY BOY MASON: TA and slark was to ensure his student would get a win
MY BOY MASON: Look at, Venge Enigma, IO, NP
MY BOY MASON: Even pudge
MY BOY MASON: just consistent
MY BOY MASON: He has some videos on youtube that goes on his thought process.  You can watch them, there is especially one TA video that shows a game where is he is supposed to lose and throw. But by playing near perfect he wins with a low score of 7/0
MY BOY MASON: I'll link
MY BOY MASON: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9nwEvnTtp5pJJgORSdNFgA
MY BOY MASON: This is a lane guide, and shows how you win offlane
MY BOY MASON: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTUwNdyDG98
MY BOY MASON: This is him playing with Slark and talking about how to not get greedy and to play smart
MY BOY MASON: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aevEjb8bqOs
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: re:slark and TA we  have a philosophical difference bcause playing those heroes doesn't make you good at the game, it makes you good at those heroes. played well for 10 minutes you exceed the enemy's ability to control or kill you and automatically win the game. that's the pussy shit.
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: same reason i played DP so much.
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: going to store.
MY BOY MASON: You main
MY BOY MASON: thats the problem
MY BOY MASON: he gets nerfed and then u cant play
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i don't main. DP is less than 8% of my played games.
MY BOY MASON: who cares
MY BOY MASON: you keep saying dp
MY BOY MASON: i really dont care, if you want to gitgud
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: http://www.dotabuff.com/players/15865/heroes?metric=played look at my spread.
MY BOY MASON: you will learn and not blogpost
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: I play more different heroes on average than most players.
MY BOY MASON: im not finished
MY BOY MASON: im skimming the videos
MY BOY MASON: that are good for you
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: thanks. brb.
MY BOY MASON: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi14AVe2PDw
MY BOY MASON: Skip to 28, look how he wins mid by playing the game
MY BOY MASON: 28 mins
MY BOY MASON: Not necessary to watch that one fully
MY BOY MASON: But the Slark and Weaver are a must watch, he just dominates whilst talking on about why. His students don't play carry, they play other positions mostly, so he is neutral and goes on why he is winning and why. They are good videos.
MY BOY MASON: Next is the last
MY BOY MASON: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3MBnrM5rtvHUSaQGNrSTjrQcne6dlfYg
MY BOY MASON: This is the best shit, it actually helped me a lot, he actually goes on about the errors at different K's of MMRs.
Patrick Swayze's Ghost is now Away.
MY BOY MASON: Although the title is optimistic (Improve Your MMR Instantly!)
MY BOY MASON: It fucking did.
MY BOY MASON: Watch all of them, they are 1h long each but they are lessons. Not Na'Vi 3 min tricks to easy mmr abuse.
MY BOY MASON: that you often see to get views
MY BOY MASON: So here they are in order incase you cant be bothered to scroll up:
MY BOY MASON: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTUwNdyDG98
MY BOY MASON: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aevEjb8bqOs
MY BOY MASON: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi14AVe2PDw
MY BOY MASON: (skip to around 28 mins)
MY BOY MASON: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3MBnrM5rtvHUSaQGNrSTjrQcne6dlfYg
MY BOY MASON: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QMBvPsQZZ8
MY BOY MASON: (This is iceiceice invoker guide, it was actually quite good as he talks about the other player being trash and he is winning
MY BOY MASON: atm because iceiceice is being too passive
MY BOY MASON: and is tunnelvisioning
MY BOY MASON: But then he says "I can also play the game"
MY BOY MASON: and fucking wrecks the other player mid and rants about how stupid he was not checking the other players mana pool which most low mmr players dont do
MY BOY MASON: There are a bunch of shit I can list you dont know, but if you watch these videos you will understand the game more and more. Please dont blogpost about some fuckign picks or that you know the game. Accept it, you don't. You are just trying to find a reason that you are shit. I was fucking 3k mmr a time ago. Now I can beat my 6k mmr friend mid and I now play smurfs just to have fun. Drop this main like I did and learn the game.
MY BOY MASON: Nowadays I play with 5-6k mmr players, no one knows that I was 3k mmr at one point as it doesn't show. I'm hugely different in playstyle. I make accounts to practice heroes and fuck around, I dont want to ruin my second mmr with some troll games as I dont like LPQ.
MY BOY MASON: If you click my profile, you can see a gray avatar guy. He is 6k. He also has 10 smurfs, some other guys on my friends list on this acc are his smurfs.
MY BOY MASON: This is because we want challenge in these pubs, not going against FotM mainers, although we go against them these guys also have the odds against them as we are much better.
MY BOY MASON: Please don't reply with your shoddy story as to why you are bad. Admitting is wrong is the first step, enlarge this Steam window and read it all. I don't have time to give you a psychology report. The shit I listed is all I needed to git gud when I was fucking trash at one point. Replays never helped me, watching these guys under stress fucking helped me a lot.
MY BOY MASON: Also here is a link,
MY BOY MASON: http://dota2gym.com/pages/misc/thoughts
MY BOY MASON: I can't say I used it but skimming through is stuff I know already but it could help you as a reminder of the shit you don't know. this link will not help you become good. It is more like a checklist. Go visit the videos, they are teachers.
Patrick Swayze's Ghost is now Online.
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i ended up talking to this guy at the gas station about the vidya for like 20 minutes, im back
MY BOY MASON: nice
MY BOY MASON: read my shit
MY BOY MASON: dont blogpost
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i know the game
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i do shit like check the other players mana pool
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: theres nothing i dont do
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: you have to understand i've been playing video games for almost 30 years
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: every skill that exists in dota is natural to me
MY BOY MASON: pls m8, go do the stuff. No blogposting if you were any good you would not have this discussion with me. Literally dunning krueger
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i am probably twice as oldas you are
MY BOY MASON: Dunning krueger, sorry
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: okay bye
MY BOY MASON: please
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: tl;dr
MY BOY MASON: read
MY BOY MASON: my
MY BOY MASON: shit
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: being insulting isn't the way to get anyone to listen to you
MY BOY MASON: im not being insulting you are literally going by the dunning krueger marks
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: you'd realize that if you weren't like 16 and just "trying to help me" because you're clearly on adderall
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: it's dunning-kruger.
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: don't spit out something that you don't even know the name of.
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: it makes you look stupid to educated people.
MY BOY MASON: of course, I know how to spell it but I can't multitask your feelings and grammar nazism
MY BOY MASON: read my shit
MY BOY MASON: take a breather if you are riled up
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i already closed the window, it's gone.
MY BOY MASON: dont worry
MY BOY MASON: I can pastebin it
MY BOY MASON: for you
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: you lost me the moment you said "dunning krueger"
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: you have to get past things like that to effectively converse with people.
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i'm not one of these teen kids on d2g.
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i'm not going to brook that disrespect
MY BOY MASON: Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i know the game
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i do shit like check the other players mana pool
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: theres nothing i dont do
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: you have to understand i've been playing video games for almost 30 years
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: every skill that exists in dota is natural to me
MY BOY MASON: you wrote that
MY BOY MASON: did you not?
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: because it's true
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: give me a hero to play and watch my game
MY BOY MASON: You are trash, but you wrote that. How are you not a prime example of dunning krueger
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: see what you take from that
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: that'd be more informative for both of us
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: why are you being insulting?
MY BOY MASON: Watching the videos would help you more than I could
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i don't care to be told i'm trash
MY BOY MASON: You never been coached before?
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i don't talk to people about this game outside of shitposting on dd2g
MY BOY MASON: You think a coach will be nice to you if you won't change
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: who said i wouldn't change?
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i said don't be disrespectful.
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i am a scientist. the moment proof is available that there is a better way to do something my position immediately changes
MY BOY MASON: I'm your coach if you take me, I will be mean to you to break your attitude.
MY BOY MASON: That's how we do it now.
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: you can't break my attitude.
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i'm 32.
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: you're a kid.
MY BOY MASON: I don't care.
MY BOY MASON: In dota 2 world, you dont have an age
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i have a college degree and have worked high level jobs. i live with my girlfriend.
MY BOY MASON: to me you are a student who needs help
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: you are a hotpocket man.
MY BOY MASON: Yes
MY BOY MASON: I do it for free
MY BOY MASON: So
MY BOY MASON: Do you seek help or not
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: spec my game
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: give me a hero to play
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i didn't say to coach it
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i said to spec it
MY BOY MASON: Okay
MY BOY MASON: I will chec
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: be quick
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: 20 seconds
MY BOY MASON: pick any mid hero
MY BOY MASON: TA if you will
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: huskar already took mid
MY BOY MASON: okay
MY BOY MASON: can you take offlane
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: 'm oflane puck
MY BOY MASON: nice
MY BOY MASON: perfect
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: against AA invoker void TA brood
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: so basically they're fucked automatically by my pick
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: you really think i'm trash? lawl
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i don't play particularly well when i know people are watching me
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: excuses aren't gonna help though
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: just warning you
MY BOY MASON: I don't care for the end results. This is to see at what skill level you are. It is very common in coaching.
MY BOY MASON: You say you play fine and know gamemechanics.
MY BOY MASON: I doubt it, now we will see.
MY BOY MASON: I will give you small tips but commend on shit you do. Don't play like dendi.
MY BOY MASON: If you go 10/0, it doesn't matter as you couldve jsut beaten 1k mmr
MY BOY MASON: This is about player performance
MY BOY MASON: Ok first, off you have two fucking salves.
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: misclick
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: literal misclick
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: probably have never done that in my life
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: didnt even realize
MY BOY MASON: And are diving two players under their own creeps giving them all the reason to try to kill you
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: no, i wasn't diving under tower.
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i'm puck.
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: stop typing nonsense.
MY BOY MASON: Yes, bbut you are also puck with no hp
MY BOY MASON: And sticks
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: stop commenting on everything
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: it's distracting
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: thanks
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: save comments for after game
MY BOY MASON: You have never been coached
MY BOY MASON: I will commend
MY BOY MASON: ignore the window
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: what mmr are you even?
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: because if you don't agree on me harassing and killing AA like i did
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: then you're bad.
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: because there's no way i could be killed there.
MY BOY MASON: I don't agree with you harassing AA, go fucking creep block. All he needs is a tango and a rotation from someone and you are fucking dead
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: then you're wrong
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: simple as that
MY BOY MASON: Don't chat
MY BOY MASON: Pay attention to the game
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i watch minimap 100% of the time
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: at ALL times
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: nobody can rotate
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i know where they are
MY BOY MASON: You have 0/2
MY BOY MASON: Kill creeps
MY BOY MASON: Why the fuck did you upgrade to magic wand against void and aa
MY BOY MASON: That's 200g gone
MY BOY MASON: Go farm bottle so you can actually harass
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: stop
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: after game
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: you are distracting me
MY BOY MASON: No this is how coaching works
MY BOY MASON: You dont move around a lot, you keep going away from void when he is a melee. Even ES harasses him.
MY BOY MASON: Kill creeps and harass
MY BOY MASON: Don't go treads first
MY BOY MASON: Get bottle
MY BOY MASON: and boots
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: ok
MY BOY MASON: As you are maxing orb
MY BOY MASON: Send it when es stuns
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: NOS HIT THANKS BRO
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: DURRRRR
MY BOY MASON: or when Void is trapped between creeps
MY BOY MASON: as he cant move away
MY BOY MASON: you have full mana but dont use it
MY BOY MASON: you are not invoker
MY BOY MASON: dont go 3-1-1 as puck
MY BOY MASON: its more viable to go 2-2-1
MY BOY MASON: As the dmg from the burst is much reliable as they can try to dodge your orb
MY BOY MASON: You couldnt kill him off there
MY BOY MASON: and he comes back to chrono you
MY BOY MASON: You are puck, go bottle first not boots. if you were a real offlaner boots first and stout would work
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i don't need micromanagement
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: these things come down to your opinion
MY BOY MASON: you have 9 lh, thats like 1cs/min
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: fucking died talking to you
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: because i'm not csing
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: stop fucking adderalling out bro
MY BOY MASON: I told you dont chat
MY BOY MASON: Play the game
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i don't need you to comment on every little thing
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: comment on GREATER things
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: IDEAS
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: NOTIONS
MY BOY MASON: This is literally how you coach in dota
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: no, it's not
MY BOY MASON: you are not playing the game
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: you don't know how to fucking do a single thing in life kid
MY BOY MASON: that may be but I know how to play dota
MY BOY MASON: Now go back to the game and stop sounding witty
MY BOY MASON: Dont hit the siege turret which is behind the tower, the creeps will do it for you. You wasted time when you couldve hit the t1 tower
MY BOY MASON: One thing I notice a lot is that you watch the minimap and not your screen
MY BOY MASON: If you see enemies on the minimap
MY BOY MASON: instaclick there
MY BOY MASON: and check their items
MY BOY MASON: you dont do that
MY BOY MASON: Void having full mana means he can come and chrono  someone
MY BOY MASON: due to the mana changes on his ult
MY BOY MASON: Ulting brood was a waste, if someone rotates now you are dead. he has full hp and you have no detection
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i turned off message notifications
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i won't see these until after game
MY BOY MASON: good
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: timestamp your messages
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: based on in game time
MY BOY MASON: 13:00 You are csing against two other teammates. You have a bottle, spam your shit and get the 3 last hits
MY BOY MASON: You wont get ganked as 3 v 1
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: stupid death to brood -_-
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: wastedmy orb
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: this is the type of shit i do when i'm being watched that i don't do solo
MY BOY MASON: 13:30 You have a sentry early down. That only works on riki and bh.
MY BOY MASON: Having early sentry down notifies brood that it is there when you attack her spiderlings whilst they are invis
MY BOY MASON: Now she can happily creepcut near the top instead of the bottom
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: we're going to auto lose due to disconnect
MY BOY MASON: As my first messages said I dont care about end score
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: this is why my win rate doesn't rise
MY BOY MASON: or your kda
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: not player skill
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: shit like this
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: *I* CARE ABOUT IT
MY BOY MASON: If you read my shit that you tried to remove, you wouldve realized what I am trying to learn you
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: and meepo can't play meepo
MY BOY MASON: I really wish you would stop talking, go play the game. You really never check what mana or items people have or ping them out/their items. You said you do shit like this
MY BOY MASON: That simplydota first video, goes on about this its amazing
MY BOY MASON: But you want this hard and raw
MY BOY MASON: fyi. you should have 70-90 lh at 15 mins. A carry usually gets 80-90 at 10 mins for comparison
MY BOY MASON: You are also puck
MY BOY MASON: Using your orb and rift on a creepwave should secure 5 lh easily
MY BOY MASON: If you farmed like I do you would have a blink by now and treads 1 min later
MY BOY MASON: from a quick kill with dagger
MY BOY MASON: You autoattack, please stop with that
MY BOY MASON: If you cant get the cs, just use your ability
MY BOY MASON: You for no reason used your coil on a terrorblade who can swap your health and go into metamorphosis state
MY BOY MASON: You silenced him by walking up to him, that guy is fucking at t2 tower
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: meepo tower dives t3 them blames me for dying
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: he's trash
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: and slark abandoned
MY BOY MASON: I dont care
MY BOY MASON: play the game
MY BOY MASON: you said you do, but you dont
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: huskar should've gone in
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: and didn't
MY BOY MASON: your screen movement is horrid. You move your mouse in short distances
MY BOY MASON: Oh nevermind
MY BOY MASON: You move your screen to your hero a lot
MY BOY MASON: dont do that
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: um no
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: there's no reason there's anything wrong with that
MY BOY MASON: Here is what you do
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: it's to center my screen
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i middle mouse pan
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: you probably dont even middle mouse pan
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: which means youre mechanically bad
MY BOY MASON: It looks horrid, it shows you no information you already know
MY BOY MASON: You just have this awkward cutting
MY BOY MASON: You should be looking at other lanes
MY BOY MASON: and see what other people are doing
MY BOY MASON: and then cut back
MY BOY MASON: I scout and check what my teammates have, creep eq, and look for enemies
MY BOY MASON: then I cut back
MY BOY MASON: that takes 5 seconds at most, it is an update to uinderstand what his happening
MY BOY MASON: so that I dont challenge void whilst he has full mana and a fucking mom
MY BOY MASON: whilst I expect my teammate with boots only to come and help
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: this team is awful
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: how can you even compare me to them
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: when they just tried to rosh with no vision
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: with all missing
MY BOY MASON: You are not playing well I gotta say
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: and they wont go where brood is
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: because game is already lost
MY BOY MASON: All I get are excuses and insults
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: push team 4v5 and my team is bad
MY BOY MASON: Play the game
MY BOY MASON: You are not doign it
MY BOY MASON: 99% of the time youa re looking at your own hero
MY BOY MASON: stop
MY BOY MASON: Dont heal up with bottle at treads at str
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: im mentally given up already
MY BOY MASON: put it on agility
MY BOY MASON: and heal up
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: first useful thing youve said.
MY BOY MASON: No
MY BOY MASON: you are being annoying and cherrypicking information that is useful to you.
MY BOY MASON: You now think tread switching is the higher end shit
MY BOY MASON: thats how bad it is
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i tread switch.
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i just never thought about it with bottle.
MY BOY MASON: You couldve sent orb at brood you sent it at the creeps
MY BOY MASON: He is sieging
MY BOY MASON: and you send them at the creeps
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i shot it at brood she dodged.
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: wrong.
MY BOY MASON: Yes but at an awkward angle
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: oh great slark came back to feed.
MY BOY MASON: you sent it to the leftmost
MY BOY MASON: position
MY BOY MASON: of the web
MY BOY MASON: where nobody generally is
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i can't play with you talking to me
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: because i am compelled to respond
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: and its taken me totally out of the game
MY BOY MASON: brood will naturally hide to the right near the trees
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: cant farm or last hit
MY BOY MASON: No
MY BOY MASON: I am watching you and you are just lingering
MY BOY MASON: running around
MY BOY MASON: you dont have a plan
MY BOY MASON: literally no plan
MY BOY MASON: you just sulk in the forest
MY BOY MASON: and occassionally respond to me to pass time
MY BOY MASON: You let 2 cs pass by
MY BOY MASON: because you were tunnelvisioning that blink at sideshop 3 sec early
MY BOY MASON: really stupid, dont ignore creeps
MY BOY MASON: if you think you are gonna get ganked suddenly, you can always instapurchase it with quickbuy
MY BOY MASON: you are also doing 2k mmr shit by never having tps
MY BOY MASON: You look at the minimap a lot, but dont click over there
MY BOY MASON: you have no idea what is going on in the teamfights aswell
MY BOY MASON: Again now you are scouting brood and invoker
MY BOY MASON: and dont know what level, mana or items they have
MY BOY MASON: You bursted the easiest jungle creeps with your only escapes in the enemy jungle
MY BOY MASON: dont do that
MY BOY MASON: last hit properly with auto attack unless it is a stack or bigger creeps
MY BOY MASON: You are also trying to gank finally as lvl 12 at 30 mins
MY BOY MASON: When you bursted at those jungle creeps you were left with 50 mana, not smart
MY BOY MASON: Blinking out wont always work if the invoker is good adn just simply right clicks you
MY BOY MASON: and tornados
MY BOY MASON: You call your team trash but you have yet to participate in a teamfight with your lvl 1 coil
MY BOY MASON: Again the mousemovement is really bad
MY BOY MASON: Now they fight mid and you head to look at a jungle camp to ward
MY BOY MASON: You used orb in the jungle, aiming at the other medium camp but you dont even at the creeps there since you have no idea what position the jungle creeps are at
MY BOY MASON: that is really alarming
MY BOY MASON: again you keep bottling up with str treads
MY BOY MASON: agility for efficiency
MY BOY MASON: as you wont have to switch to int
MY BOY MASON: to lose mana from that bottle
MY BOY MASON: or gain extra str
MY BOY MASON: now you put down a ward against a void walking down to you
MY BOY MASON: are you some kind of pro now gonna dodge a potential chron
MY BOY MASON: its a fight for invoker
MY BOY MASON: you instead dont look at the time 31.50 when there is no rune obviouslty
MY BOY MASON: but you still check
MY BOY MASON: let invoker get away
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: uhh
MY BOY MASON: and wait there 10 seconds
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: you're telling me shit like
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i was going to miss the medium camp with orbs
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: im sorry but its just not even possible
MY BOY MASON: you did
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: dont comment on things like that
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: um no
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: they're mud golems
MY BOY MASON: You did
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: no, i did not
MY BOY MASON: you didnt know that
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: they were mud golems
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: yes that's why i shot an orb
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: because i was fighting mud golems
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: and hoped the other camp would be otherwise
MY BOY MASON: you are inefficient as fuck
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: instead of giving advice you're making shit up, assuming i'm garbage and lying
MY BOY MASON: you even farm the mudgolems
MY BOY MASON: as a puck
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: because you are watching me
MY BOY MASON: that is just stupid
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: and my mind is out of the game
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: because of early abandon
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: and talking to you
MY BOY MASON: you spent one full minute trying to kill them
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: when i talk to a person in the game it puts my mind
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: completely out of the game
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: im barely playing
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i cant do this
MY BOY MASON: the thing is
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: and you ay outright lies like i missed the camp with orb
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: which is a lie
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: you cannot miss the camp with orb if you aim at it
MY BOY MASON: you are just like any player that says "i dont care, its unranked/ranked I just want to have fun
MY BOY MASON: or some excuse
MY BOY MASON: "I hope we lose i wont play"
MY BOY MASON: but
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: except i dont say that
MY BOY MASON: you guys are so trash
MY BOY MASON: you cant even play the gmae
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i say i do everything i can to try and get better
MY BOY MASON: if you tried
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: dude im not reading anything you said
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: goodbye
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: fucking nasty little kid
MY BOY MASON: wow
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: learn to interact with people
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: fat little virgin faggot
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: im glad i wasted your time
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: probably 3.8k mmr
MY BOY MASON: You think im insulting you when you play badly and wont take constructive criticism
MY BOY MASON: You are saying you dont care
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: youre a nasty little fat virgin
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: go suck a fat dick
MY BOY MASON: I mean you play cs
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: you arent cut out to give advice
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: no, i dont
MY BOY MASON: Think of me as a glock player
MY BOY MASON: whilst everyone has m4a1
MY BOY MASON: at the last round
MY BOY MASON: And going
MY BOY MASON: man im out of it
MY BOY MASON: i dont care
MY BOY MASON: i have the potential to help
MY BOY MASON: but no fuck this last round
MY BOY MASON: this is lost anyway
MY BOY MASON: lmao!!!!!!!
MY BOY MASON: Come on
MY BOY MASON: Don't be like that
MY BOY MASON: The time you start improving is when you play the game you have installed on your computer.
MY BOY MASON: If you are 32 and sucking in DotA 2  BY CHOICE then I think it is time to uninstall. See this is the first personal insult.
MY BOY MASON: You dont want me to talk like that
MY BOY MASON: Neither do I
MY BOY MASON: I am pointing out the mistakes I feel are important for you to look at
MY BOY MASON: I'm not even giving you the real tips, just directing you to auto-pilot shit anyone can do that you won't.
MY BOY MASON: Your team won in the end with a braindead meepo and huskar
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i already removed you
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: how am i still getting your messages
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: yes i contributed 0 to that game and we won
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: and that is why i dont "get better" at dota
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: because you cant play with good players
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: unless you boost or smurf
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i had literally
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: no contribution whatsoever
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: to that game
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: and we won
Patrick Swayze's Ghost is now Offline.
MY BOY MASON: Seriously, I tried to help you. But you don't want help. It's scary. The only way I think you could get help if you actually paid for tutoring from some site so that you have an incentive.
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: you don't try to help.
Patrick Swayze's Ghost is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: you just insult like a 4chan user.
MY BOY MASON: This is the first match
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: it is your whole personality.
MY BOY MASON: This is how it always goes
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: a website you use built who you are.
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: you have no personality of your own
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: and you say shit that is patently wrong
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: like i shouldn't have harassed AA at the beginning
MY BOY MASON: I tutor randoms that want help, we always do the first game to see what skill level they really are then we break those errors.
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i could not be killed and could escape with orb
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: and got the kill
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: so you were outright wrong
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: about the FIRST THING
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: YOU SAID
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: so you are in no position to give me advice whatsoever
MY BOY MASON: So far you have been telling me you are out of it, but now that you win.
MY BOY MASON: You tell me that you actually helped your team win
MY BOY MASON: with no coils in teamfights or even teamfight participation
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: um
MY BOY MASON: except that one near sideshop where void tried to gank you
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: you didnt even read my messages
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: where i just said 3 times
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i contributed nothing
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: ims aying
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: when the first thing out of your mouth is outright wrong
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: you cannot tell me anything about the game
MY BOY MASON: I dunno
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: harassing AA like i did was the right thing to do
MY BOY MASON: that example is more like
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: because he had no way to fight back
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: its me having game sense
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: which you lack
MY BOY MASON: I did right one thing, now nullify the other stuff !!!
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: and probably being a better player
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: than you
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: how many other video games
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: have you ever put time into
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: other than dota?
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: becuase that matters
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i bet the answer is 1 or 0
MY BOY MASON: I dont get this, I'm coaching you and all you want to do is get personal with me.
MY BOY MASON: For what reason?
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: because you cant shut your mouth with the way you talk
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: in an insulting manner
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: you arent coaching me
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: because you told me one useful thing
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: and otherwise you insulted
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: and lied
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: and said INCORRECT THINGS
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: LIKE THE VERY FIRST THING YOU SAID
MY BOY MASON: I dunno, you go to places like 4chan but expect it to be reddit hubox. Also my insults are me commenting on stuff you said I should comment on.
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: because you dont have a feel for the game
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: boy
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: ive been on 4chan since 2006
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: ive been on the internet since 1994
MY BOY MASON: See
MY BOY MASON: again
MY BOY MASON: you get too personal
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: ive been part of groups that were
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: 10 times worse
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: than 4chan ever was
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: "expect it to be reddit"
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: you have that typical teen mentality
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: LOLA NYONE I DONT LIKE IS REDDIT
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: BECAUSE THINGS ARE BLACK AND WHITE TO ME
MY BOY MASON: Where does it give you the right to be offended when you are clearly asking for help?
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: BECAUSE I CAN'T THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX
MY BOY MASON: Who gave you the right to cry when I am doing the first match basis as a coach
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: your screen movement is horrid. You move your mouse in short distances
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: shit like this is not helpful
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i KNOW you edge pan
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: my screen movement is far better than yours
MY BOY MASON: I don't understand, I have had sea players who give me respect and tell me that they understand that their errors was stupid and should be fixed
MY BOY MASON: I even use voice chat with them, you want me to comment on you through steamchat window and get surprised that you cant pay attention
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i have higher apm than you
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: my screen is exactly where i want it at all times
MY BOY MASON: You say you have higher APM, but 99% of your time
MY BOY MASON: you have your hero in view
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: own up to the fact that the first thing you told me was wrong
MY BOY MASON: and flick to it every other second
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: and realize that when the first thing out of your mouth is wrong
MY BOY MASON: how do you get high APM from that?
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: nobody cares about anything else you say
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: its called a first impression
MY BOY MASON: I dunno, that flicking was the first shit I've seen it used nonironcally wrongl and being defended.
MY BOY MASON: Like how do you get information from the game
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: are you kidding me?
MY BOY MASON: by having your hero 99% in the center of the screen
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: edge pan is inexact movement
MY BOY MASON: and not looking at other stuff
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: you cant control where you want the screen to be accurately
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: middle mouse pan or wasd pan is the only way a good player moves
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: that game wasnt an example of my games
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: that game was an example of me playing position 5 puck
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: while i talk to a guy
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: and get aggravated by him constantly messaging
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: and have an abandon
MY BOY MASON: You are advocating for mechanics you dont cant even properly use. what use for you does it have then
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: i had 0 focus ever in the game
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: LOL
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: yeah ill go edge pan
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: so i can not have control over where my screen is in an accurate manner
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: objectively inferior
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: step your game up edge panner
MY BOY MASON: I could give a gun to a guy with no arms, and he'd give me reasons why the gun is deadly but he couldnt use it
MY BOY MASON: that's what you are doing atm
MY BOY MASON: You literally had no idea what items the other team had
MY BOY MASON: or their levels
MY BOY MASON: You gank as lvl 12 puck solo ion their jungle at 30 mins
MY BOY MASON: and dont even find anyone there
MY BOY MASON: for 3 mins
MY BOY MASON: then you leave and go into your side of the map
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: saying the mouse movement is bad is outright wrong
MY BOY MASON: go to the jungle
MY BOY MASON: and hit golems for 1 mins
MY BOY MASON: dont want to play the game but end up 0/5/9 as puck and now say you were pos5 when offlane
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: because i have better control over my camera than most players
MY BOY MASON: No you do not, most of the time you pray that some hero walks into your camera shot so that you know he is actually there
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: yes, i do
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: im done talking to you
MY BOY MASON: You can't say shit like that, you don't even click on your minimap
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: you dont have the chops to give advice
Patrick Swayze's Ghost: bye
MY BOY MASON: I dunno
MY BOY MASON: Kinda retarded to give statements like that
MY BOY MASON: and expect no one to counter you
MY BOY MASON: There is a replay feature
MY BOY MASON: Go download said match
MY BOY MASON: look at your perspective
MY BOY MASON: and the brainless meepo
MY BOY MASON: He will still be better than you with the camera