So, I went to an inner-city middle school, so it was filled up with tons and tons of ghetto people. Well, being as white as I was it was pretty much open season to bully me, but I had other plans. I had heard through the grapevine that some people were planning to Jump me as I was heading home. They made the mistake of fucking with the wrong person, mind you this was before I got my reputation for the quiet whiteguy who everyone wonders if he is gonna shoot up a school.  If I learned anything  at all before then, it was to never pull any punches, and fight dirty to come out on top. So the night before I gather up lots of loose change, and several socks, and set to work constructing a makeshift blackjack of sorts. The next day rolls around, and the bell rings signalling the end of school. Knowing I was going to be followed I carefully planned my route to go through some woods where I know I could be alone baiting my followers deeper into the woods. At this point I lost them and climbed a tree to get the drop on them. So these knuckle-dragging buffoons are trapsing about the woods unaware that they fell into a trap. So 1 by 1 I start ambushing them, and giving them just punishments with my coin sock of justice. So the goons of the leader are knocked out, so I decide to fuck with him, and I arrange the unconcious bodies into a shape, and begin making creepy noises. By this time it was dark and he was freaking the fuck out. At this point I come bursting out the bushes in a rubber horse mask  which I had packed the previous night. The guy is literally shaking and quite possibly shitting himself, I come out swinging and yodeling bring the sock full force right into his crotch. It was at this point he lets out a noise that I never knew a guy could make. At this point his buddies had fled after they had woken up, so he crawls off whimpering the whole way, gets up and sprints back tail tucked between his legs, ego severely bruised, and reputation destroyed. Not wanting to be painted a little bitch he doesn't do shit afterwards, and is mocked for the rest of the time I was aware of him. And that was how I got my reputation at that school that I wasn't to be fucked with.