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  1. [2013-01-01 21:02:50] <headachebird> Flake session, logging start
  2. [2013-01-01 21:02:55] <headachebird> WHEN WE LAST SAW OUR HERO
  3. [2013-01-01 21:03:06] <Turnabout_Flake> (dont make me turn that headache into a migraine)
  4. [2013-01-01 21:04:09] <headachebird> he was down in the dust, close to the grave but not fully under. The 4th, as yet unnamed and uncloaked bandit with a single, solid boot on his back and rescar probably bleeding out in tent number X or something.
  5. [2013-01-01 21:04:54] <headachebird> His is in critical condition, his entire body crying out for rest, on pain of shutting down if it's demands are not met. How will our hero get out of this situation
  6. [2013-01-01 21:05:36] <Turnabout_Flake> Hardened Grit and a Steely Determination
  7. [2013-01-01 21:05:59] <Turnabout_Flake> Well, things sure are looking bleak, aren't they?
  8. [2013-01-01 21:06:17] <Turnabout_Flake> Just now Hrist remember something
  9. [2013-01-01 21:06:20] <headachebird> [body condition critical - 30 to all rolls. All actions well necessitate a consciousness roll after attempting. If you continue in this state, death is imminent]
  10. [2013-01-01 21:07:00] <Turnabout_Flake> Clive was playing around with Hrist's water flask, with the gel inside, before he got abruptly called to check for Red & Jerry
  11. [2013-01-01 21:07:12] <Turnabout_Flake> Did the guy drop the flask when he went?
  12. [2013-01-01 21:07:54] <headachebird> If so, you have certainly not seen it in your search
  13. [2013-01-01 21:08:49] <Turnabout_Flake> huh
  14. [2013-01-01 21:09:34] <Turnabout_Flake> "Well, looks like I'm caught for good this time."
  15. [2013-01-01 21:10:27] <PriceisMagic> (Hrist: master manipulator)
  16. [2013-01-01 21:10:42] <Turnabout_Flake> "You've got some fine manners knocking complete strangers out"
  17. [2013-01-01 21:11:05] <headachebird> Your jaw gives your trouble, especially since you are facedown in the dirt, but you manage to get out your chastisement
  18. [2013-01-01 21:11:10] <Turnabout_Flake> Hrist turns to gaze at this mysterious 4th bandit
  19. [2013-01-01 21:11:19] <headachebird> roll conciousness
  20. [2013-01-01 21:11:30] <Turnabout_Flake> !roll 1d100-30
  21. [2013-01-01 21:11:31] <Ecclesia> 15,1 Turnabout_Flake rolled [ 1d100 - 30 ] { 14,1 27 15,1 - 30 = 15,1 -3 15,1 }
  22. [2013-01-01 21:11:33] <headachebird> nope
  23. [2013-01-01 21:11:42] <Turnabout_Flake> ahahahah this is hilarious
  24. [2013-01-01 21:11:49] <headachebird> that was horrible
  25. [2013-01-01 21:11:51] <Turnabout_Flake> freakin' bot
  26. [2013-01-01 21:11:55] <headachebird> the hell Ecclesia
  27. [2013-01-01 21:11:57] <PriceisMagic> !roll 1d100
  28. [2013-01-01 21:11:57] <Ecclesia> 15,1 PriceisMagic rolled [ 1d100 ] { 14,1 43 15,1 = 15,1 43 15,1 }
  29. [2013-01-01 21:12:01] <headachebird> I mean really
  30. [2013-01-01 21:12:16] <PriceisMagic> (No minuses to survivle rolls)
  31. [2013-01-01 21:12:28] <PriceisMagic> (survival*)
  32. [2013-01-01 21:12:48] <Turnabout_Flake> (But you had penalties to yours, didn't you? It'd be unfair if he made an exception for me)
  33. [2013-01-01 21:12:59] <PriceisMagic> ( no I didnt)
  34. [2013-01-01 21:13:29] <PriceisMagic> (But I still dont think a 27 will cut it)
  35. [2013-01-01 21:13:50] <headachebird> (no survival rolls are always, flat d100, unless you have a skill or debilitating effect that changes it)
  36. [2013-01-01 21:14:19] <headachebird> but no, 26 will not cut it
  37. [2013-01-01 21:14:22] <headachebird> 27*
  38. [2013-01-01 21:14:28] <Turnabout_Flake> (A rule's a rule, and don't worry, I'm not mad at all)
  39. [2013-01-01 21:14:37] <headachebird> feel free to roll it again now that you know the error of your ways
  40. [2013-01-01 21:14:59] <Turnabout_Flake> with the penalty?
  41. [2013-01-01 21:15:53] <headachebird> flat d100
  42. [2013-01-01 21:16:07] <Turnabout_Flake> !roll 1d100
  43. [2013-01-01 21:16:08] <Ecclesia> 15,1 Turnabout_Flake rolled [ 1d100 ] { 14,1 37 15,1 = 15,1 37 15,1 }
  44. [2013-01-01 21:21:43] <headachebird> You hatch your plan, your master plan to secure your escape, or at least survival. Uttering your innocent taunt, your insidious suggestion, you turn to get a better look at your captor. It may have been the motion shook your brain or strained your jaw in a way that was too painful, or maybe your body simply could no longer ignore, tolerate the built up damage to it. As you turn your head,...
  45. [2013-01-01 21:21:43] <headachebird> ...you find yourself slipping into unconsciousness, black curtains closing on your vision. The last thing you see is the yellowed smirk of your captor, lower face illuminated by the fire with the top bit still frustratingly in shadow.
  46. [2013-01-01 21:22:17] <headachebird> .dice 1d3
  47. [2013-01-01 21:22:18] <Classhole> headachebird: Average(3.00) Total(3) Rolled(1d3=3)
  48. [2013-01-01 21:23:40] <headachebird> .dice 1d3
  49. [2013-01-01 21:23:40] <Classhole> headachebird: Average(2.00) Total(2) Rolled(1d3=2)
  50. [2013-01-01 21:23:46] <headachebird> .dice 1d3
  51. [2013-01-01 21:23:47] <Classhole> headachebird: Average(1.00) Total(1) Rolled(1d3=1)
  52. [2013-01-01 21:23:49] <headachebird> ha
  53. [2013-01-01 21:23:54] <PriceisMagic> HA
  54. [2013-01-01 21:24:42] <headachebird> heh
  55. [2013-01-01 21:24:44] <headachebird> sometimes
  56. [2013-01-01 21:24:49] <headachebird> fate works in mysterious ways
  57. [2013-01-01 21:25:11] <headachebird> now if I could only roll 0...
  58. [2013-01-01 21:25:21] <headachebird> .dice 1d3-1
  59. [2013-01-01 21:25:21] <Classhole> headachebird: Average(2.00) Total(2) Rolled(1d3-1=3)
  60. [2013-01-01 21:25:31] <headachebird> nope, not that lucky
  61. [2013-01-01 21:25:39] <Turnabout_Flake> I don't think it's possible toroll a 0
  62. [2013-01-01 21:25:47] <headachebird> .dice 1d1-1
  63. [2013-01-01 21:25:47] <Classhole> headachebird: Average(1.00) Total(-1) Rolled(1d1-1=0)
  64. [2013-01-01 21:25:59] <headachebird> wait...
  65. [2013-01-01 21:26:02] <headachebird> did I just roll a 0
  66. [2013-01-01 21:26:06] <PriceisMagic> Yes
  67. [2013-01-01 21:26:09] <headachebird> <_>
  68. [2013-01-01 21:26:15] <Turnabout_Flake> Because of subtraction, yeah
  69. [2013-01-01 21:26:21] <headachebird> no wait look
  70. [2013-01-01 21:26:26] <headachebird> it rolled a 0 flat
  71. [2013-01-01 21:26:28] <PriceisMagic> he rolleda 1d1-1
  72. [2013-01-01 21:26:39] <headachebird> .dice 1d1
  73. [2013-01-01 21:26:40] <Classhole> headachebird: Average(0.00) Total(0) Rolled(1d1=0)
  74. [2013-01-01 21:26:43] <headachebird> srs
  75. [2013-01-01 21:26:44] <headachebird> .dice 1d1
  76. [2013-01-01 21:26:45] <Turnabout_Flake> ...
  77. [2013-01-01 21:26:46] <Classhole> headachebird: Average(1.00) Total(1) Rolled(1d1=1)
  78. [2013-01-01 21:26:46] <Turnabout_Flake> oh wow
  79. [2013-01-01 21:26:52] <headachebird> so it IS possible
  80. [2013-01-01 21:26:54] <Turnabout_Flake> So the dice is flawed
  81. [2013-01-01 21:27:10] <Turnabout_Flake> You actually have 101 results with a d100
  82. [2013-01-01 21:27:21] <Turnabout_Flake> !roll 1d1
  83. [2013-01-01 21:27:22] <Ecclesia> 15,1 Turnabout_Flake rolled [ 1d1 ] { 14,1 1 15,1 = 15,1 1 15,1 }
  84. [2013-01-01 21:27:24] <headachebird> possibly
  85. [2013-01-01 21:27:28] <Turnabout_Flake> !roll 1d1
  86. [2013-01-01 21:27:30] <Ecclesia> 15,1 Turnabout_Flake rolled [ 1d1 ] { 14,1 1 15,1 = 15,1 1 15,1 }
  87. [2013-01-01 21:27:32] <Turnabout_Flake> !roll 1d1
  88. [2013-01-01 21:27:33] <Ecclesia> 15,1 Turnabout_Flake rolled [ 1d1 ] { 14,1 1 15,1 = 15,1 1 15,1 }
  89. [2013-01-01 21:27:34] <headachebird> it might be something that only shows up with 1d1
  90. [2013-01-01 21:27:40] <Turnabout_Flake> !roll 1d1
  91. [2013-01-01 21:27:41] <Ecclesia> 15,1 Turnabout_Flake rolled [ 1d1 ] { 14,1 1 15,1 = 15,1 1 15,1 }
  92. [2013-01-01 21:27:43] <headachebird> ive known ones that do that
  93. [2013-01-01 21:27:51] <PriceisMagic> The fuck are you doing
  94. [2013-01-01 21:27:56] <Turnabout_Flake> No 0s on Ecclesia
  95. [2013-01-01 21:27:58] <headachebird> either way, it just means that 0 would be a reroll
  96. [2013-01-01 21:29:38] <PriceisMagic> Is Hrist dead or what?
  97. [2013-01-01 21:29:57] <headachebird> sorry, got caught up with this dice thing
  98. [2013-01-01 21:29:59] <headachebird> ANYWAY
  99. [2013-01-01 21:33:35] <headachebird> You awaken to steady clip clipping of horse hooves, and the loud pounding of a headache caused by your head hitting a horses ass over and over and over for the past few hours. The sun is high in the sky, on what day, you can't really know. What you do know however is that you are alive, though not free. You are tied to the back of a horse behind a figure, possibly male, arms and legs bound...
  100. [2013-01-01 21:33:35] <headachebird> ...and torso feeling bound as well. You can hear the clip clopping of another horse nearby, keeping close it seems.
  101. [2013-01-01 21:33:46] <headachebird> You are parched
  102. [2013-01-01 21:34:05] <headachebird> [body condition, serious. -20 to rolls.]
  103. [2013-01-01 21:34:08] <headachebird> >_
  104. [2013-01-01 21:36:03] <Turnabout_Flake> Look nearby, roll the eyes to the extremes. Don't move yet.
  105. [2013-01-01 21:37:28] <PriceisMagic> (INB4 turns out Nina followed you and saved your ass)
  106. [2013-01-01 21:38:01] <Turnabout_Flake> (If it were so I wouldn't be bound)
  107. [2013-01-01 21:38:19] <headachebird> You look around. Most of what you can see is taken up by a horses rear end, but the other things you see, do not look that familiar.
  108. [2013-01-01 21:40:08] <PriceisMagic> (Maybe she likes it that way)
  109. [2013-01-01 21:40:16] <PriceisMagic> (Or shes the BBEG)
  110. [2013-01-01 21:40:35] <headachebird> (damn price, you revealed my greatest secret)
  111. [2013-01-01 21:40:46] <Turnabout_Flake> Well, what about those not-familiar things?
  112. [2013-01-01 21:40:58] <headachebird> typing
  113. [2013-01-01 21:44:03] <headachebird> Towards the front of the animal, in the direction you are heading, stand tall peaks, the absence of snow line at their tops the only thing that makes you think they might not be as big as they look. The dirt here is much redder than you have ever encountered, nothing like the dark, healthy brown black you have come to know around Minerva. The red soil is dry and cracked, not a bit of...
  114. [2013-01-01 21:44:03] <headachebird> ...foliage in sight. Behind more of the same sans the hills, a faraway patch of green the only thing adding change to the horison
  115. [2013-01-01 21:44:49] <headachebird> The horses move at an unhurried pace, simply steadily going on.
  116. [2013-01-01 21:44:54] <headachebird> >_
  117. [2013-01-01 21:45:31] <PriceisMagic> (Wow he was out for a while
  118. [2013-01-01 21:45:33] <PriceisMagic> )
  119. [2013-01-01 21:45:52] <PriceisMagic> (Those mountains are ages away from Minerva)
  120. [2013-01-01 21:46:58] <Turnabout_Flake> How many horses do I hear?
  121. [2013-01-01 21:47:01] <Turnabout_Flake> How many clops?
  122. [2013-01-01 21:47:51] <headachebird> several clops, about 2 or three horses
  123. [2013-01-01 21:47:59] <headachebird> including the one you are on
  124. [2013-01-01 21:49:00] <Turnabout_Flake> huh
  125. [2013-01-01 21:49:35] <Turnabout_Flake> Alright, stick chin out, try to see what's in front of me
  126. [2013-01-01 21:49:53] <Turnabout_Flake> And there's some hills here, Hmm.
  127. [2013-01-01 21:51:59] <headachebird> what's directly in front of you it horison Tons and tons of horison
  128. [2013-01-01 21:52:21] <headachebird> horizon?
  129. [2013-01-01 21:52:22] <headachebird> >_>
  130. [2013-01-01 21:52:24] <headachebird> eh
  131. [2013-01-01 21:52:55] <Turnabout_Flake> No one on the horses?
  132. [2013-01-01 21:54:55] <headachebird> there is no horse in front of you, or on this side of the horse you are on at all
  133. [2013-01-01 21:55:01] <headachebird> facing*
  134. [2013-01-01 21:56:23] <Turnabout_Flake> Huh
  135. [2013-01-01 21:56:32] <Turnabout_Flake> This guy in front of me... what's he wearing? Armor?
  136. [2013-01-01 21:56:37] <Turnabout_Flake> Any weapons I can see?
  137. [2013-01-01 21:58:12] <headachebird> he wears a black travelers cloak, hardy and versatile. You can't see much else. He is wearing boots at least, and what do you know, the left one, the side you are on has a dagger stuffed into it. or at least a dagger handle, some people are weird.
  138. [2013-01-01 21:58:18] <headachebird> you can never be sure
  139. [2013-01-01 21:58:34] -->| Brandisher_Flake (cgiirc@BA538254.DDEB5393.C318AC60.IP) has joined #anti-matter
  140. [2013-01-01 21:58:39] <Brandisher_Flake> What was your last message?
  141. [2013-01-01 21:58:54] <headachebird> he wears a black travelers cloak, hardy and versatile. You can't see much else. He is wearing boots at least, and what do you know, the left one, the side you are on has a dagger stuffed into it. or at least a dagger handle, some people are weird.
  142. [2013-01-01 21:58:56] <headachebird> you can never be sure
  143. [2013-01-01 22:00:02] <Brandisher_Flake> And what was my last message?
  144. [2013-01-01 22:00:26] <headachebird> [21:56] Turnabout_Flake Any weapons I can see?
  145. [2013-01-01 22:00:49] <Brandisher_Flake> Oh, then I time'd out quite some time ago
  146. [2013-01-01 22:01:38] |<-- Turnabout_Flake has left irc.rizon.net (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  147. [2013-01-01 22:01:40] <headachebird> <_>
  148. [2013-01-01 22:02:10] <Brandisher_Flake> "....who're you?"
  149. [2013-01-01 22:02:35] <PriceisMagic> (Bubba)
  150. [2013-01-01 22:04:23] <headachebird> At your words the figure turns a bit, as if aligning to the sound. [???]"The priest of Remiash" He answers in a voice that suggests sarcasm
  151. [2013-01-01 22:05:10] <headachebird> [???]"Don't get any funny ideas you bastard, just sit tight and maybe this entire thing can be salvaged"
  152. [2013-01-01 22:05:50] <Brandisher_Flake> (I'm not even taking a shower, there's no soap to be dropped! No, Bubba, No!)
  153. [2013-01-01 22:08:03] <Brandisher_Flake> "What happened to the other guy?"
  154. [2013-01-01 22:11:08] <headachebird> The man pauses for a moment, and then replies in a voice belying grim amusement. [???]"Don't you worry about a thing, both of you are gonna be just fine."
  155. [2013-01-01 22:13:34] <Brandisher_Flake> Hrist thinks hard about this. Did he get killed? Did someone buy him already? Damn.
  156. [2013-01-01 22:14:39] <headachebird> dun dun DUUUUN
  157. [2013-01-01 22:15:43] <Brandisher_Flake> "....how much are you putting on me?"
  158. [2013-01-01 22:15:48] <Brandisher_Flake> struggle dem legs
  159. [2013-01-01 22:17:12] <headachebird> [???]"Putting on y-" the man begins, seemingly confused when his voice takes on a gravelly angry tone " Hey, quit that. What the hell did i just say"
  160. [2013-01-01 22:17:56] <Brandisher_Flake> Hrist puts on a grin
  161. [2013-01-01 22:18:01] <Brandisher_Flake> "You drank it, didn't you?"
  162. [2013-01-01 22:19:51] <headachebird> [???]"Remiash almighty- quit that or I'll put you under again, I swear."
  163. [2013-01-01 22:22:21] <Brandisher_Flake> "Well, at least tell me where we're going. This sure ain't Minerva"
  164. [2013-01-01 22:22:38] <headachebird> did you stop struggling?
  165. [2013-01-01 22:22:59] <Brandisher_Flake> yeah
  166. [2013-01-01 22:23:12] <headachebird> please say when you stop taking ongoing actions
  167. [2013-01-01 22:23:14] <PriceisMagic> (Yer goin to da pit noi)
  168. [2013-01-01 22:23:18] <PriceisMagic> (boi)
  169. [2013-01-01 22:23:41] <headachebird> (an excellent idea price, I do believe I'll use it)
  170. [2013-01-01 22:24:13] <PriceisMagic> (You mean him becoming a gladiator wasnt the plan?)
  171. [2013-01-01 22:24:32] <Brandisher_Flake> (My one regret is not getting my skill before being a gladiator)
  172. [2013-01-01 22:24:48] <PriceisMagic> (Since I'm guessing the Pit of Merculos is a fighting pit kinda thing)
  173. [2013-01-01 22:24:59] <Brandisher_Flake> (ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? IS THIS NOT WHAT YOU ARE HERE FOR?!)
  174. [2013-01-01 22:25:55] <headachebird> [???]"I don't have to tell you shit. Now lay down, shut up or I'll introduce your face to my walloping stick"
  175. [2013-01-01 22:26:06] <headachebird> (wat no, it's a pit, a giant pit)
  176. [2013-01-01 22:26:26] <PriceisMagic> (Still)
  177. [2013-01-01 22:26:53] <headachebird> (there might be gladiator shit going on there, but it's mostly just an unbelievably huge pit)
  178. [2013-01-01 22:27:13] <Brandisher_Flake> "That's what you call it? Mine's the One-Eyed Snake"
  179. [2013-01-01 22:27:47] <PriceisMagic> (You really like getting beaten dont you?)
  180. [2013-01-01 22:27:58] <Grail> (Inb4 Flake actually gets raped in the mouth)
  181. [2013-01-01 22:28:11] <Brandisher_Flake> (He can't help pissing people off, he's bored as shit)
  182. [2013-01-01 22:29:39] <headachebird> (>_>)
  183. [2013-01-01 22:29:43] <Brandisher_Flake> (but don't worry, he's trying to think this out)
  184. [2013-01-01 22:29:44] <Grail> (He has a strange idea of boring)
  185. [2013-01-01 22:29:46] <headachebird> (>___________________________________>)
  186. [2013-01-01 22:30:17] <headachebird> in any case
  187. [2013-01-01 22:30:33] <headachebird> the man turns around and knocks you the fuck out with a big stick
  188. [2013-01-01 22:30:39] <headachebird> time passes
  189. [2013-01-01 22:30:50] <Brandisher_Flake> ahahahaha
  190. [2013-01-01 22:31:31] <headachebird> you wake, it is nightime and your head has taken one too many beatings in the last few days, it complains
  191. [2013-01-01 22:31:34] <headachebird> it complains a lot
  192. [2013-01-01 22:31:46] <headachebird> [body condition, very serious -25]
  193. [2013-01-01 22:32:20] <headachebird> You are on the ground, tied as before and an extra bond to something behind you
  194. [2013-01-01 22:32:21] <Brandisher_Flake> (Hrist's mind works like this: Alive? Check. Life-threatening situation? Unsure, probable. In Deep shit? Most probable. Someone nearby? Check. Can taunting give me something useful? Yes? taunt the shit out of the person)
  195. [2013-01-01 22:32:59] <Brandisher_Flake> Prone on the ground?
  196. [2013-01-01 22:33:01] <headachebird> your throat is cracked and dry, moving your tongue sends little jolts of pain to your brain as multiple cuts inside your mouth cry our
  197. [2013-01-01 22:33:18] <headachebird> your jaw is swollen almost to shutting and the back of your head throbs
  198. [2013-01-01 22:33:40] <headachebird> you are bound in a sitting position, to something behind you along with the hand and leg bonds
  199. [2013-01-01 22:33:59] <Brandisher_Flake> Shake hands up and down. Or wrists, if I can't move my hands
  200. [2013-01-01 22:34:12] <Brandisher_Flake> Any chains?
  201. [2013-01-01 22:34:27] <headachebird> to your left and a few meters away, a river runs . A small, pitiful thing, but a river nonetheless, slicing the land like a blade.
  202. [2013-01-01 22:34:58] <headachebird> You shake your hands around and meet with soft resistance, as if a weight was on them
  203. [2013-01-01 22:35:04] <Brandisher_Flake> Hrist looks at the river with disdain. His last run-in with a "river" didn't go well.
  204. [2013-01-01 22:35:47] <headachebird> two horses are bound to a stake a few meters away, a tiny fire casts flickering light around it for a small distance.
  205. [2013-01-01 22:35:49] <Brandisher_Flake> aaaand what's in front or to my right?
  206. [2013-01-01 22:35:55] <Brandisher_Flake> ...
  207. [2013-01-01 22:35:57] <headachebird> A cloacked figure sits by it
  208. [2013-01-01 22:36:10] <headachebird> All around you save to your left, is horison
  209. [2013-01-01 22:36:19] <headachebird> horizon horizon horizon
  210. [2013-01-01 22:36:35] <Brandisher_Flake> (I AM AT THE EDGE OF THE WORLD)
  211. [2013-01-01 22:36:45] <headachebird> unbroken by anything, a flat slice where sky and land meet
  212. [2013-01-01 22:37:06] <Brandisher_Flake> "....it's cold."
  213. [2013-01-01 22:37:07] <headachebird> to your left, the hills, are they slightly closer? probably
  214. [2013-01-01 22:37:31] <headachebird> yes, yes it is cold
  215. [2013-01-01 22:38:23] <headachebird> Your voice comes out as a creak and a crack, dry. The burning pain in your throat almost makes you stop, that and your throat contracting like a vice.
  216. [2013-01-01 22:38:59] <headachebird> If the man by the fire heard you, he certainly gives no indication, he continues to eat out of a small wooden bowl
  217. [2013-01-01 22:39:20] <Brandisher_Flake> Stare at the bowl hungrily
  218. [2013-01-01 22:39:34] <Brandisher_Flake> Man, if he were offered raw turnips he'd dig into that like Hal
  219. [2013-01-01 22:39:55] <Brandisher_Flake> Huh....Hal.
  220. [2013-01-01 22:40:14] <Brandisher_Flake> Damn, if he only didn't check the camp this wouldn't have happened.
  221. [2013-01-01 22:40:20] <Brandisher_Flake> GUILT-TRIP
  222. [2013-01-01 22:40:22] <headachebird> you stare hungrily at the bowl, but it refuses to return you lascivious affections.
  223. [2013-01-01 22:41:52] <Brandisher_Flake> coat mouth with saliva, let's hydrate this thing
  224. [2013-01-01 22:42:29] <headachebird> your*
  225. [2013-01-01 22:42:47] <Brandisher_Flake> think of that glorious ceviche you were having right before this whole series of fuck-ups began
  226. [2013-01-01 22:43:05] <headachebird> you work your dry tongue around your equally dry mouth in an attempt to work up some saliva
  227. [2013-01-01 22:43:08] <headachebird> it's slow going
  228. [2013-01-01 22:43:55] <Brandisher_Flake> goddamn, all it had-tomatoes, lemon juice, shrimp, squid, raw conch, cilantro, some chips, hot peppers...
  229. [2013-01-01 22:44:04] <headachebird> eventually, though, you manage to squeeze out enough water to make talking not such a ham handed affair
  230. [2013-01-01 22:44:12] <headachebird> eventually
  231. [2013-01-01 22:45:16] <Brandisher_Flake> "Hey, got some water to spare?"
  232. [2013-01-01 22:46:34] <headachebird> the figure continues to eat, staring into the flame; at least until you speak. It takes a solid 10 seconds, but he gets up after with a sudden movement, grabbing a flask from beside him
  233. [2013-01-01 22:46:44] <headachebird> he strides over to you with purpose
  234. [2013-01-01 22:46:52] <PriceisMagic> (And proceds to beat you over the head with it)
  235. [2013-01-01 22:46:59] <Brandisher_Flake> Oh thiss motherfucker
  236. [2013-01-01 22:47:04] <PriceisMagic> (proceeds)
  237. [2013-01-01 22:47:05] <Brandisher_Flake> he better not do what i think he'll do
  238. [2013-01-01 22:47:13] <headachebird> (kekekekekkeek)
  239. [2013-01-01 22:47:26] <headachebird> (KEKEKEKEEKKEKEKEEKEK)
  240. [2013-01-01 22:47:31] <Brandisher_Flake> PROCEED BURD
  241. [2013-01-01 22:48:41] <PriceisMagic> (INB4 he emptys it in front of you)
  242. [2013-01-01 22:49:28] <headachebird> <_<
  243. [2013-01-01 22:49:45] <headachebird> he whips off the cover in a grand display
  244. [2013-01-01 22:49:50] <Brandisher_Flake> I am preparing my feels for whatever this guy does
  245. [2013-01-01 22:49:53] <Brandisher_Flake> I AM PREPARING
  246. [2013-01-01 22:49:55] <headachebird> and pauses
  247. [2013-01-01 22:50:00] <headachebird> [???]"...Won't do any good dead"
  248. [2013-01-01 22:50:21] <headachebird> [???]"well, there's always those guys, but the rates are terrible"
  249. [2013-01-01 22:50:41] <headachebird> he kneels before you and puts the flask to your lips
  250. [2013-01-01 22:51:00] <headachebird> [???]"Drink." he commands "Don't waste any"
  251. [2013-01-01 22:51:27] <Brandisher_Flake> ...
  252. [2013-01-01 22:51:36] <Brandisher_Flake> poke the content with lips first
  253. [2013-01-01 22:51:42] <headachebird> it is liquid
  254. [2013-01-01 22:51:57] <Brandisher_Flake> poke with a saliva-coated tongue
  255. [2013-01-01 22:52:02] <Brandisher_Flake> juuuust the tip.
  256. [2013-01-01 22:52:04] <headachebird> He tips the flask without waiting for a reply and attempts to pour it into your mouth
  257. [2013-01-01 22:52:08] <headachebird> >_
  258. [2013-01-01 22:52:20] <PriceisMagic> (chug motherfucker, chug)
  259. [2013-01-01 22:52:26] <Brandisher_Flake> resist and poke with tongue
  260. [2013-01-01 22:52:32] <Brandisher_Flake> (jesus christ this is so gay)
  261. [2013-01-01 22:53:26] <headachebird> you resist the action and warm, bland water runs down your chin and the front of your shirt
  262. [2013-01-01 22:53:40] <Brandisher_Flake> AH, IT'S WATER
  263. [2013-01-01 22:53:41] <Brandisher_Flake> DRINK
  264. [2013-01-01 22:53:43] <headachebird> the man curses and takes the flask away
  265. [2013-01-01 22:53:51] <Brandisher_Flake> Nooo
  266. [2013-01-01 22:53:59] <headachebird> overall, you get maybe 10% of the water poured
  267. [2013-01-01 22:54:18] <headachebird> The man lets out a stream of curses and rises
  268. [2013-01-01 22:54:25] <headachebird> he walks around behind you
  269. [2013-01-01 22:54:25] <PriceisMagic> (YOU FOOOOOOOOOOL)
  270. [2013-01-01 22:56:30] <Brandisher_Flake> ...and?
  271. [2013-01-01 22:56:51] <PriceisMagic> (You hear a zipping sound)
  272. [2013-01-01 22:56:55] <headachebird> after about half a minute, he leaves and walks back to the fire, still cursing at bastards and their mums and Remiash and Yevens
  273. [2013-01-01 22:57:12] <headachebird> >_
  274. [2013-01-01 22:58:27] <Brandisher_Flake> "Hah....I didn't think it'd be water."
  275. [2013-01-01 22:58:38] <Brandisher_Flake> (and now he's bored again)
  276. [2013-01-01 22:58:50] <Brandisher_Flake> "So, did you find Red & Jerry?)
  277. [2013-01-01 22:58:54] <Brandisher_Flake> "*
  278. [2013-01-01 22:59:57] <headachebird> if he heard you, he does not answer
  279. [2013-01-01 23:00:08] <headachebird> at least he's not curing anymore
  280. [2013-01-01 23:01:34] <Brandisher_Flake> try to life hands
  281. [2013-01-01 23:01:41] <Brandisher_Flake> try to lift the "weight"
  282. [2013-01-01 23:01:43] <headachebird> He whips off his cloak, revealing a bright patch of blonde hair and some rather sexy leathers that a prudent eye would recognize to be the work of the minervan craftsmen.
  283. [2013-01-01 23:01:54] <Brandisher_Flake> !!
  284. [2013-01-01 23:01:55] <Classhole> !?
  285. [2013-01-01 23:02:00] <PriceisMagic> (Your armor lewl)
  286. [2013-01-01 23:02:04] <Brandisher_Flake> Wait, is it mine?
  287. [2013-01-01 23:02:12] <Brandisher_Flake> Yeah, the armor. Is it mine...?
  288. [2013-01-01 23:02:13] <headachebird> you can lift them easily enough
  289. [2013-01-01 23:02:16] <PriceisMagic> (Nope, its now his)
  290. [2013-01-01 23:02:17] <headachebird> nope
  291. [2013-01-01 23:02:29] <headachebird> it's not guard style at al l
  292. [2013-01-01 23:02:30] <Brandisher_Flake> Any weapon on his side or back?
  293. [2013-01-01 23:02:37] <Grail> (Alternate time line Hadrian!)
  294. [2013-01-01 23:02:38] <headachebird> more compact, more expensive looking
  295. [2013-01-01 23:03:00] <headachebird> he has a walloping stick in clear veiw
  296. [2013-01-01 23:03:05] <headachebird> it's a fine stick indeed
  297. [2013-01-01 23:03:15] <headachebird> (oh wait Hadrian is blonde isn't he)
  298. [2013-01-01 23:03:23] <Brandisher_Flake> Hrist now has a fear of the wallowing stick, in the same way a cat fears the vacuum cleaner.
  299. [2013-01-01 23:03:24] <Grail> (He is)
  300. [2013-01-01 23:03:25] <headachebird> (I DIDN'T PLAN THIS AT ALL BUT I'LL ROLL WITH IT)
  301. [2013-01-01 23:03:35] <Grail> (And he's got sexy leathers AND he uses a mace)
  302. [2013-01-01 23:03:49] <PriceisMagic> (IT ALL MAKES SENSE)
  303. [2013-01-01 23:04:23] <headachebird> The man rolls up the cloak in a tight bundle and lays down by the fire, using it as a pillow
  304. [2013-01-01 23:04:50] <Brandisher_Flake> Hrist whistles in amazement
  305. [2013-01-01 23:05:07] <Brandisher_Flake> "Damn, that's a nice set. You're a Minervan?"
  306. [2013-01-01 23:05:15] <headachebird> that is impossible with your jaw as is
  307. [2013-01-01 23:05:17] <headachebird> just saying
  308. [2013-01-01 23:05:28] <Brandisher_Flake> then just hum
  309. [2013-01-01 23:05:33] <headachebird> he doesn't answer
  310. [2013-01-01 23:05:35] <Brandisher_Flake> hum approvingly
  311. [2013-01-01 23:05:49] <PriceisMagic> (Hay sexay)
  312. [2013-01-01 23:06:49] <Brandisher_Flake> "I bet you've heard the new of what happened to the place, didn't you?"
  313. [2013-01-01 23:08:55] <Grail> (When will Hrist learn his mouth is broken?)
  314. [2013-01-01 23:09:00] <headachebird> no answer or reaction is forthcoming
  315. [2013-01-01 23:09:20] <headachebird> save the fitful flickering of flames lit on dried feces
  316. [2013-01-01 23:09:41] <Brandisher_Flake> "...fine, take it that way."
  317. [2013-01-01 23:09:55] <Brandisher_Flake> wait.
  318. [2013-01-01 23:09:59] <Brandisher_Flake> Do not sleep, wait.
  319. [2013-01-01 23:10:14] <headachebird> you become chuck norris for the next 5 hours
  320. [2013-01-01 23:10:17] <headachebird> *COUGH*
  321. [2013-01-01 23:10:31] <Brandisher_Flake> No, not for 5 hours!
  322. [2013-01-01 23:10:41] <Brandisher_Flake> Wait til he's snoring soundly
  323. [2013-01-01 23:10:53] <headachebird> anyway, as you have spent so much time unconcious for one reason or another, you find it not that hard to stay awake for a while longer
  324. [2013-01-01 23:11:02] <headachebird> even if your body would really reeally like the rest
  325. [2013-01-01 23:11:03] <Brandisher_Flake> Awww.
  326. [2013-01-01 23:11:13] <Brandisher_Flake> Don't worry body
  327. [2013-01-01 23:11:17] <Brandisher_Flake> This is important
  328. [2013-01-01 23:11:43] <headachebird> there are little mental orphans outside the mental presidental house, begging for rest from the constant beatings
  329. [2013-01-01 23:11:54] <headachebird> but you manage to stay awake
  330. [2013-01-01 23:12:06] <headachebird> the man doesn't seem to be snoring, but he looks alseep enough
  331. [2013-01-01 23:12:15] <headachebird> he at least hasn't moved in the past 15 minutes
  332. [2013-01-01 23:12:21] <headachebird> give or take 5
  333. [2013-01-01 23:12:29] <Brandisher_Flake> Lift the weight
  334. [2013-01-01 23:12:33] <Brandisher_Flake> And hold it in my hands
  335. [2013-01-01 23:13:17] <headachebird> the weight is warm
  336. [2013-01-01 23:13:29] <Brandisher_Flake> ...not a rock then.
  337. [2013-01-01 23:13:37] <Brandisher_Flake> Texture?
  338. [2013-01-01 23:13:56] <headachebird> fleshy
  339. [2013-01-01 23:14:09] <Brandisher_Flake> ...
  340. [2013-01-01 23:14:15] <PriceisMagic> (wut)
  341. [2013-01-01 23:14:24] <headachebird> to save time here
  342. [2013-01-01 23:14:32] <headachebird> you are tied to Hal, the weight is his arms
  343. [2013-01-01 23:14:40] <headachebird> he is also similarly bound
  344. [2013-01-01 23:14:43] <Brandisher_Flake> HE'S DEAAAAAAAAAAD
  345. [2013-01-01 23:14:48] <Brandisher_Flake> DEAAAAAAAAAD
  346. [2013-01-01 23:14:51] <PriceisMagic> (noooooooooooooooo)
  347. [2013-01-01 23:15:17] <Brandisher_Flake> squueze his arms
  348. [2013-01-01 23:15:45] <Brandisher_Flake> then shake them
  349. [2013-01-01 23:15:48] <Grail> (Poor Flake, even your foolish plans to try and murder this man in his sleep are ruined)
  350. [2013-01-01 23:16:08] <headachebird> (sec)
  351. [2013-01-01 23:17:31] <headachebird> Hal does not stir,
  352. [2013-01-01 23:18:48] <headachebird> the warmth is a good indicator of his not being dead at least
  353. [2013-01-01 23:18:56] <headachebird> or that might be because he's tied to you
  354. [2013-01-01 23:18:58] <headachebird> WHO KNOWS
  355. [2013-01-01 23:19:09] <Brandisher_Flake> Nah, he's alive
  356. [2013-01-01 23:19:12] <Brandisher_Flake> Well, he's resting
  357. [2013-01-01 23:19:52] <Brandisher_Flake> aight, fondle the ground until I find a pebble
  358. [2013-01-01 23:20:52] <headachebird> you fondle the ground and it disgorges a reasonably hard slab of dry claydirt for your efforts
  359. [2013-01-01 23:21:50] <Brandisher_Flake> Oh Mother Earth you whore
  360. [2013-01-01 23:22:24] <headachebird> look how many children she has
  361. [2013-01-01 23:22:32] <headachebird> Sky doesn't even look at her anymore
  362. [2013-01-01 23:22:47] <headachebird> always busy with those other planets
  363. [2013-01-01 23:22:51] <Brandisher_Flake> slutslutslutslutslutslutslut
  364. [2013-01-01 23:23:03] <headachebird> curse him for looking so dashing in his star spangled suit
  365. [2013-01-01 23:23:32] <Brandisher_Flake> Anyways
  366. [2013-01-01 23:23:48] <Brandisher_Flake> throw that dirt into the river
  367. [2013-01-01 23:23:53] <headachebird> ...k
  368. [2013-01-01 23:24:05] <headachebird> you would do that
  369. [2013-01-01 23:24:05] <Brandisher_Flake> and hang your head down, close eyes, pretend to be sleeping, immediately after throw
  370. [2013-01-01 23:24:12] <headachebird> if your hands were not tied
  371. [2013-01-01 23:24:14] <headachebird> behind your back
  372. [2013-01-01 23:24:16] <headachebird> to another man
  373. [2013-01-01 23:24:21] <headachebird> who is also similarly tied
  374. [2013-01-01 23:24:39] <Brandisher_Flake> Welp. Maybe by swinging the arms?
  375. [2013-01-01 23:24:40] <Grail> (Throw it with your mouth!)
  376. [2013-01-01 23:24:52] <headachebird> the river is several meters away
  377. [2013-01-01 23:25:10] <Brandisher_Flake> I'm a level 2 Swordsman!
  378. [2013-01-01 23:25:17] <headachebird> there is pretty much no permutation of events involving release from your arms that will achieve this
  379. [2013-01-01 23:25:26] <headachebird> what does being a swordsman have to do with throwing rocks
  380. [2013-01-01 23:25:27] <headachebird> "|
  381. [2013-01-01 23:25:28] <Brandisher_Flake> hahaha, oh well
  382. [2013-01-01 23:25:36] <Brandisher_Flake> Guess there's only one thing for me to do
  383. [2013-01-01 23:25:39] <Brandisher_Flake> [x]Sleep
  384. [2013-01-01 23:25:45] <headachebird> that works as well
  385. [2013-01-01 23:25:53] <Brandisher_Flake> aaaand I'll end this here, gotta go too
  386. [2013-01-01 23:26:01] <headachebird> have fun flake
  387. [2013-01-01 23:26:02] <headachebird> don't die
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