Period Talk II

[17:44] <+Stareh> HEY LET'S ALL START TALKING ABOUT OUR PERIODS
[17:44] <Firey> ERM
[17:44] <Oakfeather> HAHA YES
[17:44] <Loudclaw> I'm male.
[17:44] <Loudclaw> I have a penis
[17:44] <Firey> (awkward moment)
[17:44] <+Stareh> IS ANYONE ELSE MENSTRUATING ATM
[17:44] <Oakfeather> Tampax brand master race
[17:44] <Firey> WHATS THAT
[17:44] <+Stareh> I AM
[17:44] <Firey> STAREH WHATS THAT
[17:44] <Loudclaw> Menstruating = on your period
[17:44] <Oakfeather> DON'T TELL FIREY
[17:44] <+Stareh> OAK
[17:45] <Oakfeather> :P
[17:45] <+Stareh> DO YOU REMEMBER
[17:45] <+Stareh> WHEN WE TOLD WETTY
[17:45] <Oakfeather> YES?
[17:45] <Loudclaw> Speaking of periods
[17:45] <Oakfeather> OH
[17:45] <Oakfeather> I think I do
[17:45] <Loudclaw> http://pastebin.com/xhyBW8KA
[17:45] <CG> http://ttran2323.deviantart.com/art/Wait-380963444 <--- HE'S NEVER GOING TO LET THAT GOOOOO ARG
[17:45] <Oakfeather> WETTY DO YOU REMEMBER
[17:45] <CG> I hate my firends
[17:45] <CG> so much
[17:45] <Firey> (awkward moment again)
[17:46] <Oakfeather> Hahah that's beautiful
[17:46] <+Stareh> I love it omg
[17:46] <Loudclaw> What is
[17:46] <CG> It's arg
[17:46] <Oakfeather> Scented tampons.. not even once
[17:46] <CG> It actually happened too
[17:46] <CG> Oh
[17:46] <+Stareh> scented tampons are gross
[17:46] <CG> nvmmm
[17:46] * CG runs away
[17:46] <+Stareh> I told my dad to go buy me tampons
[17:46] <CG> Oakfeather: But that comic actually literally hapepend
[17:46] <Oakfeather> and they can seriously irritate
[17:46] <+Stareh> andand he got me scented ones
[17:46] <Oakfeather> CG: aw D:
[17:46] <Oakfeather> did you kill him
[17:47] <CG> And he showed me it and I got mad
[17:47] <+Stareh> and I made him go get me other ones
[17:47] <+Stareh> I refused to use them
[17:47] <Oakfeather> did you shove them up his nose
[17:47] <Oakfeather> :D
[17:47] <+Stareh> I was tempted
[17:47] <Oakfeather> "SEE IT'S AWFUL DON'T DO THAT AGAIN"
[17:47] <+Stareh> they smell gross
[17:47] <CG> I was like 'JUST EBCAUSE I AM LACTOSE INTOLERANT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T HAVE ICE CREAM ONCE AND A WHILE' >:C
[17:47] <+Stareh> I opened the box and nearly threw up
[17:47] <Oakfeather> aww lol
[17:48] <Oakfeather> natural smells might smell bad, but artifical smells are worse
[17:48] <+Stareh> oh god
[17:48] <+Stareh> my mom got cheap off brand ones
[17:48] <+Stareh> and the applicator was cardboard instead of the glide plastic
[17:48] <+Stareh> FUCKING
[17:48] <+Stareh> HURT LIKE HELL
[17:48] <Oakfeather> cardboard applicator---yep lol
[17:48] <Oakfeather> It was like
[17:48] <CG> i have no words
[17:48] <Oakfeather> Satan calm down stop selling tampons
[17:49] <+Stareh> LIKE WHO REPLACED THE CARDBOARD WITH SANDPAPER HUH
[17:49] <CG> What are tampons like what?
[17:49] <+Stareh> MY VAGINA WAS ALREADY BLEEDING NO NEED TO MAKE IT WORSE
[17:49] <Oakfeather> 80% posibility that the blood was from the cardboard instead
[17:49] <Oakfeather> hahahah
[17:49] <CG> lol
[17:49] <Oakfeather> CG: you are a female?
[17:49] <Oakfeather> WAIT WAIT
[17:49] == Oakfeather has changed nick to ProfOak
[17:49] <ProfOak> ARe you a boy or a girl?
[17:49] <CG> ...
[17:49] <CG> Yes
[17:49] <ProfOak> ok
[17:50] == ProfOak has changed nick to Oakfether
[17:50] == Oakfether has changed nick to Oakfeather
[17:50] <CG> That was weird
[17:50] <CG> x3
[17:50] <Oakfeather> I apologize
[17:50] <Oakfeather> have a lactose free ice cream
[17:50] * Oakfeather holds one out
[17:50] * Loudclaw injects with lactose
[17:50] * Oakfeather throws a tampon at Loudclaw
[17:50] <CG> NOoo
[17:50] * Loudclaw eats
[17:50] <Oakfeather> ...
[17:50] <CG> Nothing witht hte word injects
[17:50] <Oakfeather> o-o
[17:50] <CG> Plz
[17:50] <Oakfeather> oh lawd
[17:51] <+Stareh> I really don't like the way tampons feel
[17:51] <+Stareh> like the actually material
[17:51] <Loudclaw> Wear a pad
[17:51] <+Stareh> the cotton
[17:51] <+Stareh> pads are gross
[17:51] <Loudclaw> Don't use any period prot then
[17:51] <CG> why?
[17:51] <+Stareh> because you can literally feel all the blood
[17:51] <+Stareh> it's like you're pissing blood
[17:51] <+Stareh> I can't stand it
[17:52] <Loudclaw> Tampon, then.
[17:52] <CG> I never noticed
[17:52] <CG> o-o
[17:52] <Oakfeather> Stareh: I hate it when I overheat while on period
[17:52] <Oakfeather> And then I don't know if I'm having a leak or if I am sweating
[17:52] <CG> wut's overheat
[17:52] <CG> oh
[17:52] <+Stareh> yes omg
[17:52] <Oakfeather> It's like oh god oh god
[17:53] <Oakfeather> I'm either going to be embarrased in 5 seconds or it's nothing
[17:53] <Loudclaw> Beep beep beep
[17:53] <Oakfeather> and now people notice my squirming
[17:53] <+Stareh> dude I hardly feel anything when it leaks most of the time
[17:53] <Oakfeather> Same
[17:53] <+Stareh> so I go to the bathroom
[17:53] <Oakfeather> I'm like "WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN"
[17:53] <+Stareh> and I'm like OFUCK
[17:53] <Oakfeather> haha
[17:53] <+Stareh> #girlprobs
[17:54] * Loudclaw wants to kill self now
[17:55] <Oakfeather> Stareh: I got in the shower the other day
[17:55] <Oakfeather> turned on water
[17:55] <Oakfeather> the entire floor turned red
[17:55] <Oakfeather> like entire tub
[17:55] <Loudclaw> Jfc.
[17:55] <+Stareh> LOL
[17:55] <CG> ewwwww
[17:55] <Oakfeather> I was impressed with dat flow amount
[17:56] <+Stareh> I got out of the shower
[17:56] <Loudclaw> You were ovulating, Oak.
[17:56] <Oakfeather> Already cringing
[17:56] <+Stareh> and
[17:56] <Oakfeather> Loudclaw: no
[17:56] <+Stareh> oh lagging
[17:56] <+Stareh> I just had blood completely dripping down my leg where it had mixed with water
[17:57] <+Stareh> the inside of my thighs and calves were just red
[17:57] <Loudclaw> Ew.
[17:57] <+Stareh> was like well hello there mother nature you sneaky bitch
[17:57] <Oakfeather> oh wow
[17:57] <Oakfeather> lol
[17:57] <Oakfeather> I've had sneaky drops before
[17:57] <Oakfeather> It's like what's that feeling-oh hello
[17:58] <+Stareh> I usually start cramping just before I start bleeding
[17:58] <+Stareh> so most of the time I'm prepared
[17:58] <Oakfeather> Loudclaw: I had a light quick one last moon, so this one was more than usual
[17:58] <Loudclaw> *month
[17:58] <Oakfeather> yeah
[17:58] <Oakfeather> same
[17:58] <+Stareh> but the days I don't cramp are the days I'm not expecting it at all
[17:58] <Oakfeather> moon
[17:58] <Loudclaw> Month
[17:58] <+Stareh> speak of the devil I think I smell blood
[17:59] <Oakfeather> Red moon
[17:59] <Oakfeather> :D
[17:59] <Loudclaw> Fish scented blood?
[17:59] <+Stareh> TAMPON CHANGE
[17:59] <+Stareh> afk
[17:59] == Karkat [47d90943@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.217.9.67] has joined #WFW
[17:59] <Oakfeather> lol
[17:59] <Loudclaw> TATER OUT
[17:59] <Loudclaw> WE'RE TALKING ABOUT VAGINA BLEEDING
[17:59] <+Stareh> is Tater a guy or a girl
[17:59] <Loudclaw> Chick
[17:59] <+Stareh> oh okay
[17:59] <+Stareh> hey Loudclaw how old are you
[17:59] <+Stareh> jw
[17:59] <Loudclaw> 15
[17:59] <Karkat> Um what
[17:59] <+Stareh> oh
[18:00] <+Stareh> really
[18:00] <+Stareh> are you lying
[18:00] <Loudclaw> Yeah
[18:00] <Loudclaw> Oh
[18:00] <Loudclaw> No
[18:00] <Loudclaw> NOT LYING
[18:00] <Loudclaw> YES REALLY
[18:00] <+Stareh> lol
[18:00] <Loudclaw> I AM REALLY FIFTEEN
[18:00] <Loudclaw> UM
[18:00] <Loudclaw> 12/2/1998 is my date.
[18:00] <Firey> Tater's a girl xDDD
[18:00] <Oakfeather> Stareh: Yeah I get heavy cramps too. FEels like a rabid raccoon in my abdomen. Once it was so bad I did take painkillers, and I didn't even take painkillers when I went to the ER lol
[18:00] <+Stareh> dude I take painkillers every month
[18:00] <Karkat> I am a genderless potato
[18:00] <Oakfeather> You ish younger than me
[18:01] <+Stareh> I can't function with how bad they hurt
[18:01] <Oakfeather> potatos are cool
[18:01] <CG> I'm like the oldest here lol
[18:01] <Oakfeather> yikes
[18:01] <Oakfeather> that sucks
[18:01] <Oakfeather> painkillers feel so wierd
[18:01] <+Stareh> yes
[18:01] <CG> meh
[18:01] <Loudclaw> I'm a freshman
[18:01] <Oakfeather> it's like... derptrip
[18:01] <CG> I'm a seniour
[18:01] <+Stareh> I had my dad pick me up from school when they got bad
[18:01] <CG> in highschool
[18:01] <+Stareh> I went in
[18:01] <+Stareh> took a few pills
[18:01] <+Stareh> and curled up on the bathroom floor for an hour
[18:02] <+Stareh> couldn't move
[18:02] <+Stareh> Loudclaw where do you live
[18:02] <Oakfeather> aw
[18:02] <Oakfeather> at least you get off school lol
[18:02] <Oakfeather> lol creeper Stareh
[18:03] <+Stareh> yup
[18:03] <+Stareh> psht
[18:03] <+Stareh> I am not a creeper