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- >>13257597
- >>13257605
- >>13257599
- dubs confirm
- >be anon
- >must move
- >leaving friends
- >family
- >etc,
- >feels bad man
- >new school though
- >not too bad
- >probably got shit classes though
- >what're u gona do bout it faglord rite a leter to princes lestia
- >5 or 7 decides if you suck it up or not
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- >>13257682
- >>13257673
- >anon used nanomachines
- >bretty good.jpg
- >you write a letter to princess celestia anyway because fuck your couch
- >>>13257702
- >you tell princess celestia about how this new school shit is gonna be bitchtits
- >you decide that you are deFINITELY GOING TO FUCK THIS NEW SCHOOL UP
- >burn letter to lestia
- >yeah fuck everyone
- >new school time
- >3 4 or 9 decides how bitchtits new school will be
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- >>13257819
- fuck it why not
- >your name is ANON and your school is EXTREMELY BITCHTITS
- >in fact it's so bitchtits that you decide not to fuck it up
- >easy as fuck classes
- >best god damn classmates
- >every single damn one of them are ironic
- >4, 0, or 1 decides what first block you have
- --
- >>13257884
- >your first class is fucking poLICE ACADEMY
- >very good
- >your classmates all act like military police
- >you do too
- >instructor doesn't even care
- >fucking amazing.jpg
- >2, 5 or 7 decides what kind of friend you get from this class
- --
- >your first class has digglettanon
- >he's a true bro
- >would totally shirk his studies for you
- >become friends within the hour
- >life as anon is going great
- >time for next class
- >what is it going to be
- >1, 4, 7 decides
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- >>13259451
- >>13259473
- >aw shit
- >your second class is a massage therapy course
- >how the fuck did you even get placed in this class
- >shit
- >walk up in the classroom like 'holla holla get massage'
- >everyone laughs
- >your evil plan begins
- >you scan the crowd
- >there are desks with two chairs
- >you have to share a desk with someone
- >yfw
- >6 8 3 picks who you sit by
- --
- >>13259626
- >you scan the crowd
- >find the specialest looking snowflake around
- >toppest kek
- >turtleneck ass fluttershy looking bitch
- >you sit down next to her
- "ohhh shiiiiit niggaaa"
- >you turn around to find sound
- >it iS THE CHICK NEXT TO YOU
- >DIS GON BE GUD
- >you spend the entire day fucking around with friend part deux
- >friendcircle growing
- >class over
- >you regret not being able to talk to snowflakeanon more
- >oh well third class time
- >what it gon b
- --
- >>13259768
- >>13259868
- forgot to post gets but ah whatever
- >advanced physics class
- >you signed up for gym this block
- >ah shit
- >this class is going to be terrifying
- >turns out to not be that bad
- >but you didn't get to make a friend
- >you ship off to lunch
- >pic related
- >awh shit you have lunch with digglettbro and snowflakechick
- >fuckin both of them
- >great times were had
- >you turn around for a second
- >your name is being called
- >see no one
- >turn back around
- >there is a letter on your tray
- >it is in an envelope
- >it is fucking sealed with wax
- >you inquire about it to your friends
- >they shrug
- >what the fuCK
- >you ask them if they saw who gave it to you
- >nah anon
- >shit
- >2, 6, 9 decides what you do with it
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- >>13260010
- 0 is now gets
- >you smell it
- >it smells like paper
- >envelope smell
- >smells like envelope
- >you're still smelling it
- >sniff
- 'anON GET ON WITH IT'
- >digglettbro is getting tired of your sniffing
- >you open it with wanton disregard for the stationery inside
- >flowery ass pony paper
- >paper is addressed to you
- >oh shit
- >you read the beginning line
- >it addresses you by name
- >dear anon
- >i understand you are excited about your new school
- >i thank you for sending me a letter about it
- >but i have something to ask of you, anon
- >wait five minutes after school
- >there will be a person you must meet
- >it isn't signed
- >ho, shit
- >snowflakechick says you should probably masturbate to it anyway
- >digglettbro wants to stay with you after school
- >snowflakechick agrees
- >what do
- >it's still only your third class
- >time to decide
- >waht is your fourth class, anon
- >0, 1, 7 decides
- --
- >>13260517
- >4th class of the day
- >basket weaving because ironic
- >walk in the class
- >basket weaving shit
- >it's really african like fuck what did you expect anon
- >african lady as teacher
- >actually enjoyable person
- >really androgynous though
- >like what even
- >joke around with the teacher
- >turns out she's a trans woman
- >oh well?????
- >bretty good class all around
- >time for the happening
- >you had better believe in happenings anon
- >cuz you're in one
- >you grab your shit
- >you stand around after school
- >behind the school like solicitation is not agitation
- >parking lot
- >digglettbro shows up
- >like he catches the bus what even
- >he decided to stay after on the first fucking day just for you
- >true bro
- >you ask him where snowflakechick is
- >she needs to be somewhere apparently
- >there's a letter on the ground next to you
- >oh shit
- >what do
- >5, 9, or 0 decides
- --
- >>13260749
- >you pick up the letter
- >digglettbro says 'ready your anus or some shit
- >you're not paying attention to that bitch
- >he's still talking about you being raped or something
- >the letter reads:
- >dear anon
- >if you're reading this
- >then you've decided to play a role in something much larger than yourself
- >i thank you very much, anon
- >your role will be instrumental to what is to come
- >you must meet someone
- >you will know who
- >and you will know when
- >i will make sure to keep in contact
- >from now on, however, make sure to read these in absolute privacy
- >not even with your friends
- >i am very regretful i could not relate this to you through a better medium
- >however, for now this will have to do
- >i shall make sure all further letters arrive to your new house alone
- >with regards,
- >celestia
- >holy shIT
- >you just got a letter
- >you know who it's from
- >that is it
- >digglettbro asks you what it says
- >do you tell him?
- >7, 4, 5 decides
- --
- >>13260928
- >>13260933
- >>13260947
- >the last one gets the get
- >no
- 'i'd tell you diggletbro but then i'd have to kill you'
- >you have some raped to get
- >you carpool with him home anyway
- >you are home
- >what do now
- >2, 6, 8 decides
- captcha: consider OPOnce
- --
- >>13261132
- you have the sudden debilitating urge to watch the news for hours upon hours
- >you do so
- >news
- >news
- >all of the stories are sexual assualt
- >fucking boring
- >no one died
- >god damn it
- >you fall asleep watching the fucking news
- >you're late for anime school
- >what the fuck do you dO
- --
- >>13261273
- >you take your lovely time to get to school
- >breakfast is the most important meal of the day you know
- >the most important meal of the day
- >you walk into police academy class
- >you're like ten minutes late
- >your instructor gives a half baked lecture on why punctuality is important
- >you still have your toast
- >you begin to eat toast while lecture
- >he doesn't even care
- >1 and 7 determine what you adn diggletbro do in first period
- --
- >>13261427
- >digglettbro bursts out into song whilst putting on his uniform
- >you begin singing louder
- >the volume grows on his end as well
- >you two are yelling the school's the school's fight song or whatever
- >you two are yelling
- >loud
- >the instructor has to yel at you to shut the fuck up
- >worth it.jpg
- >you two part ways for second
- >massage time bitches
- >what happens now
- >gets are 6 and 9
- --
- >you suddenly realise whilst sitting next to snowflakechick
- >that holy shit, you're a part of some alien horse plan
- >you turn to snowflakechick
- >you go 'hoooly shit bro'
- >she's like 'what's up my neger'
- >wait shIT SHE"S NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW
- >WHAT DO /mlp/
- >gets = 0 and 2
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- >>13261850
- >you tell her that it's nothing
- >just rape, duh
- >she believes you
- >she asks if you've seen the news lately
- >you ask why
- >she says because serial rapists
- >fkn everywhere on the damn news
- >you realise that's all you fucking did yesterday
- >what do you tell her
- >9 and 2 are gets
- --
- >>13261959
- what do you think this thread is mr tripfag sir
- >you laugh about the thing together
- >you go 'i love ya you sonova bitch'
- >snowflakechick goes love is for pussies
- >massage class is great
- .5 and 7 tells us what happens in advanced physics today
- --
- >you're in adv. physics
- >when suddenly
- >a knock on the door
- >professor lets person in
- >person walks in
- >holy shit pinkhair
- >this just strikes you as odd
- >pinkhair?
- >straight ass pink hair
- >what even
- >she hands your teacher a manila folder
- >she says it's from home ed class
- >the fucking cooking class?
- >she leaves
- >what
- >do you go back to your studies or what
- >1 6 and 9 decide
- --
- >>13262563
- >you ask the teacher to go to the bathroom
- >you realise that this class only gives out 2 bathroom passes a semster
- >oh shit
- >this had better be worth it
- >you use up a bathroom pass
- >to follow the pinkhair
- >do
- >you run out of class
- >she's still walking down the hall
- >do you call out to her?
- >4, 6, and 2 decide
- --
- >>13262812
- give her the down-low?
- okay anon!
- >you begin to to open your mouth to yell anon shit
- >when suDDENLY
- >you trip on a fucking note
- >holy fucking shit
- >a note
- >not right now
- >damn it all
- >she doesn't turn around
- >you were too late
- >she shuffles into her home ec class
- >doesn't even notice you
- >shit son of a bitch tits
- >you look at the note
- >1 7 and 4 decide your revenge on the note
- --
- >>13263051
- yoU GET REALLY UNLUCKY ANON
- >you tear the note open angrily
- >it doesn't even have any words on it
- >you pull out your lighter and burn it on the spot
- >were you even allowed to do that
- >shit
- >you had best clear out before administration sees the ashes
- >shit shit shit
- >rest of third period is tensse
- >tenssse
- >what happens in your 4th class
- >you are super worried about ponk like fuck
- --
- >you walk into basket weaving class like shit
- >when suddenly
- >pinkhair
- >you look around
- >why is she in here
- >did she have a shedule change?
- >teacher questions her about it while roll call
- >when she doesn't answer teacher recalls that she'd been notified of a schedule mixup
- >oh.jpg
- >you turn to her
- >'yo'
- >she doesn't answer
- >you call out a little louder
- 'yo'
- >still no answer
- >she looks fkn depressed
- >holy shit you wish you could cheer her up
- >what do you do /mlp/ ?
- >3 and 0 decides
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- >>13263633
- double get oh dear god why
- >you turn to your desk in frustration
- >suddenly a cupcake is on your desk
- .under it is aa fucking note again
- >your heart fills with rage at the stupid flowery stationery
- >it's not even a proper note anymore it's a calling card now
- >shit
- >you pick the note up
- >is
- >is that an invitation to a party at fucking your place
- >why
- >why celestia
- >notes
- >no
- >you turn to ponk
- >you hand her the cupcake and the note
- >bell rings
- >she doesn't even look at you as she books it out of there
- >do you pursue
- --
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