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- [02:01] <@Hotadmin4u69> who is Mousemice?
- [02:01] <llwy-ar-lawr> me
- [02:01] <llwy-ar-lawr> I think
- [02:01] <llwy-ar-lawr> so one is led to believe
- [02:01] <@Hotadmin4u69> http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Uncyclopedia:VFH/This_page_does_not_exist_(2nd_nomination)
- [02:01] <snerk> http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Uncyclopedia:VFH/This_page_does_not_exist_%282nd_nomination%29
- [02:01] <@Hotadmin4u69> you are voting twice?
- [02:02] <llwy-ar-lawr> I'm a filthy cheating sockpuppeteer what can I say
- [02:02] <RAHB> Yeah you shouldn't vote with multiple accounts
- [02:02] <@Hotadmin4u69> llwy-ar-lawr: no prob
- [02:02] <llwy-ar-lawr> I know. I got a little weird for a bit.
- [02:02] <RAHB> You can say "I'll stop doing that because it's very clearly against the rules."
- [02:02] <llwy-ar-lawr> I'm sorry
- [02:02] <llwy-ar-lawr> ok I'll stop since now you're mad at me and stuf
- [02:02] <llwy-ar-lawr> stuff
- [02:03] <llwy-ar-lawr> and yeah rules
- 03[02:03] * _[myth (~myth2_2^@unaffiliated/freemyth) has joined #uncyclopedia
- [02:03] <llwy-ar-lawr> if I did it again, would you block me? that would probably be a bad idea though since I had an actual reason for the account other than being annoying.
- [02:03] <llwy-ar-lawr> I should get round to that
- [02:03] <RAHB> Just don't use it for voting
- [02:04] <llwy-ar-lawr> what would you do if I did?
- [02:04] <RAHB> You can do whatever else you like with it
- [02:04] <arsenic_x> Why even push it?
- [02:04] <RAHB> I'd rather you just didn't and then we don't have to worry about what I'd do
- [02:05] <Kippy> Yo dawg, I heard Uncyclowikia blows so hard, they actually deleted This page does not exist!
- [02:05] <llwy-ar-lawr> I was going to say something but I'm not sure what would be appropriate
- [02:05] <@Hotadmin4u69> llwy-ar-lawr is a troll
- [02:06] <@Hotadmin4u69> who charges a toll
- [02:06] <@Hotadmin4u69> for a boy's soul
- [02:06] <llwy-ar-lawr> are you serious or kidding? I believe my actual offence here is violating WP:POINT
- [02:06] <Kippy> lol
- 01[02:06] <SG1|Hereish> llwy-ar-lawr is Arayg.
- [02:06] <RAHB> you gotta pay the troll toll
- [02:06] <arsenic_x> ^
- [02:06] <RAHB> to get into this boy's hole
- [02:06] <@Hotadmin4u69> SOUL
- 01[02:06] <SG1|Hereish> She's also probably Manticore.
- [02:07] <arsenic_x> ^
- [02:07] <llwy-ar-lawr> I'm also Bizzeebeever
- [02:07] <llwy-ar-lawr> I know that because he said so
- [02:07] <RAHB> :O
- [02:07] <RAHB> It's all coming together now
- [02:07] <arsenic_x> 'Amnesia clears'
- [02:07] <arsenic_x> I remember...
- [02:12] <llwy-ar-lawr> I'd just like to briefly interrupt the conversation to say that my curious side would love to find out what happened if I persisted in sockpuppet voting all over the place in spite of warnings from RAHB, but my rational side says it wouldn't be worth the mess and the time
- [02:13] <RAHB> llwy-ar-lawr: If you kept up with it all over the place a lot then yes, I would have to ban you
- [02:13] <RAHB> Satisfied?
- [02:13] <llwy-ar-lawr> yes
- [02:13] <RAHB> Excellent
- [02:13] <llwy-ar-lawr> though if I persisted hard enough you would also have to desysop me I reckin
- [02:13] <llwy-ar-lawr> reckon
- [02:13] <RAHB> Well yes
- [02:13] <RAHB> Banning isn't any good when you can just unban yourself
- [02:13] <llwy-ar-lawr> yes
- [02:14] <llwy-ar-lawr> I have a really twisted sense of humour because I find my sock voting funny for some reason
- [02:14] <@Hotadmin4u69> I was trying to vote on my other account
- 01[02:14] <SG1|Hereish> http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w152/supergeeky1/2014-06-01_00002_zpsa040f493.jpg
- [02:14] <@Hotadmin4u69> but my sig is the same, so...meh
- [02:15] <llwy-ar-lawr> you could make a different one
- [02:15] <RAHB> Oh my god why haven't I pirated this game yet
- [02:15] <@Hotadmin4u69> I'd just have to change the sig
- [02:15] <llwy-ar-lawr> I notice your sig says Hotadmin4u69 but links to User:Electrified mocha chinchilla and User talk:Electrified mocha chinchilla
- [02:16] <@Hotadmin4u69> it's all sorts of fucked up
- [02:16] <ChanSeba> I'm on twitter.
- [02:16] <@Hotadmin4u69> my account was never really moved
- [02:16] <llwy-ar-lawr> are you...going to, like, do something to my socky votes?
- [02:17] <llwy-ar-lawr> also there's something else I would like to bring up. apologies for the waste of time
- [02:17] <@Hotadmin4u69> llwy-ar-lawr: no
- [02:17] <llwy-ar-lawr> er, what are you saying no to
- [02:18] <@Hotadmin4u69> when you commit voter fraud like this
- [02:18] <@Hotadmin4u69> it's what makes the Republicans want to require IDs to vote
- [02:18] <@Hotadmin4u69> just think about that tonight
- [02:25] <llwy-ar-lawr> I'm starting to be one of those people who hates when other people have fun and tries to get them to stop, and I realised I needed to mess around a bit but I guess I went too far and now I'm going to feel guilty and tell you way more about that than you could ever want to hear
- [02:25] <@Hotadmin4u69> go on
- [02:26] <llwy-ar-lawr> I'll have to stop talking
- [02:26] <@Hotadmin4u69> you can tell us, llwy-ar-lawr
- [02:27] <llwy-ar-lawr> Hotadmin4u69: if I tried to say anything more it would come out wrong. this is wrong too. I can't believe how bad I am at this
- [02:28] <llwy-ar-lawr> ...you were talking
- [02:28] <llwy-ar-lawr> I think I should just be banned or something
- [02:28] <llwy-ar-lawr> this isn't working...
- [02:29] <@Hotadmin4u69> why? because you make a sock and then asked us what we're going to do about it?
- [02:30] <llwy-ar-lawr> because I keep putting myself down and can't seem to stop
- [02:30] <llwy-ar-lawr> and I'm derailing your useful intelligent conversations
- [02:30] <Kippy> Hold the phone. You made a sock?
- [02:30] <@Hotadmin4u69> there were two but you know how driers are LOLOLOL
- [02:30] <RAHB> "I'm giving Randy an abortion" - very useful and intelligent
- [02:30] <llwy-ar-lawr> you're not my psychotherapist or whatever so you shouldn't have to listen to me
- [02:31] <llwy-ar-lawr> heck, /I/ shouldn't have to listen to me
- [02:31] <llwy-ar-lawr> is it still against the rules if my sock and I vote differently?
- [02:32] <RAHB> Well that's weird but yes
- [02:32] <llwy-ar-lawr> oh well
- [02:32] <@Hotadmin4u69> what if you have multiple personalities
- [02:32] <llwy-ar-lawr> but I have two different opinions and I wanted to express them both
- [02:32] <Kippy> Oh god damn it, that sad dog episode of Futurama is on.
- [02:32] <RAHB> You can abstain and talk about it in the comments
- [02:32] <llwy-ar-lawr> I nominated the article so abstaining would be weird.
- [02:33] <llwy-ar-lawr> unless I abstained with my sock, which would be doubly weird.
- [02:33] <RAHB> Voting against would be weird too
- [02:33] <@Hotadmin4u69> all of that is weird
- [02:33] <llwy-ar-lawr> I'm just weird
- [02:33] <@Hotadmin4u69> unless you have multiple personalities
- [02:33] <RAHB> Right
- [02:33] <@Hotadmin4u69> then it's understandable, it's just the disease
- [02:33] <RAHB> If you have multiple personality disorder then having an account for all your personalities is totally acceptable
- [02:33] <RAHB> I assume
- [02:33] <@Hotadmin4u69> yeah
- [02:33] <llwy-ar-lawr> I have semimultiple personalities. I recognise them all as being a part of me but it's very hard for them to agree
- [02:34] <RAHB> I wonder if Wikipedia actually has a policy page on that
- [02:34] <RAHB> They probably do
- [02:34] <@Hotadmin4u69> we don't discriminate against the mentally ill
- [02:34] <llwy-ar-lawr> they're also mushier than your average personality
- [02:34] <llwy-ar-lawr> mine
- [02:34] <RAHB> That's called having a brain
- [02:34] <llwy-ar-lawr> I don't recall seeing such a wikipedia policy and I've seen a good deal of their stuff.
- [02:34] <RAHB> It sucks, I know
- 03[02:35] * mousemice (63f09cf9@gateway/web/freenode/ip.99.240.156.249) has joined #uncyclopedia
- [02:35] <mousemice> hello everyone, I just wanted to let you all know that llwy is probably just trying to get attention and/or trying to eat me.
- [02:36] <mousemice> we may or may not be the same person, I suppose you will have to decide that for yourselves
- [02:36] <@Hotadmin4u69> !tban 420 Decision made.
- 01[02:36] <SG1|Hereish> I feel like I'm watching the world's most retarded soap opera.
- [02:36] <@Hotadmin4u69> wait
- [02:36] <mousemice> my account was created by her though which is highly suspicious
- [02:36] <@Hotadmin4u69> didn't do that
- [02:36] <@Hotadmin4u69> right
- [02:36] <@Hotadmin4u69> !tban 420 mousemice
- [02:36] <mousemice> ?
- [02:36] <@Hotadmin4u69> wat
- [02:36] <sheep> 2what
- [02:36] <llwy-ar-lawr> what are you doing
- [02:36] <sheep> I just came in here
- [02:36] <@Hotadmin4u69> how do I
- [02:36] <RAHB> smoke nugs all day
- [02:36] <sheep> and what the hell is happening?
- [02:36] <@Hotadmin4u69> !tban mousemice 420
- 03[02:36] * UncycBot sets mode: +b *!*@gateway/web/freenode/ip.99.240.156.249
- 03[02:36] * mousemice was kicked by UncycBot (Banned for 420 seconds by Hotadmin4u69.)
- [02:36] <@Hotadmin4u69> ok
- [02:36] <RAHB> Oh lol
- [02:36] <llwy-ar-lawr> ?!
- [02:36] <RAHB> I didn't know we could do that
- [02:37] <@Hotadmin4u69> oh yes
- [02:37] <@Hotadmin4u69> I just figured it out too
- [02:37] <llwy-ar-lawr> why did you ban my mouse
- [02:37] <RAHB> Cool
- [02:38] <llwy-ar-lawr> cool that you figured it out though
- [02:38] <@Hotadmin4u69> UncycBot did it
- [02:38] <@Hotadmin4u69> I didn't do anything
- [02:38] <ChanSeba> CAN'T BREAK DAT PROPANE
- [02:38] <@UncycBot> 04<07Hotadmin4u6904> Why didn't you do it?
- [02:38] <@Hotadmin4u69> shut up whore
- [02:38] <@UncycBot> I will not be silenced forever!
- [02:38] <llwy-ar-lawr> oh cool UncycBot talks again
- [02:38] <@UncycBot> 04<07llwy-ar-lawr04> Once more? Right on. I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
- [02:38] <llwy-ar-lawr> shut up
- [02:38] <@UncycBot> I will not be silenced forever!
- [02:39] <llwy-ar-lawr> the danger in having a sock is that you could start arguing with it and stuff
- [02:40] <llwy-ar-lawr> and having flamewars between you and yourself
- [02:40] <@Hotadmin4u69> and what if it wins the arguments
- [02:40] <@Hotadmin4u69> that could mess you up existentially
- [02:40] <llwy-ar-lawr> then you block it for insubordination or something
- [02:40] <llwy-ar-lawr> then it complains that you're an idiot for blocking it
- [02:40] <llwy-ar-lawr> and you revoke its talk page
- [02:40] <llwy-ar-lawr> then what do you do?
- [02:41] <llwy-ar-lawr> then you're really messed in the head
- [02:41] <@Hotadmin4u69> well then it escalates into off-site harassment, phone calls, dead animals in your mailbox
- [02:41] <@Hotadmin4u69> soon your sock kills you
- [02:41] <llwy-ar-lawr> I wonder how you'd have a phone call to yourself
- [02:41] <@Hotadmin4u69> you obviously have a sockpuppet phone
- [02:41] <@Hotadmin4u69> and your real phone
- [02:42] <llwy-ar-lawr> anyway, it's been nice talking but I should go to bed.
- [02:42] <RAHB> You could call from an anonymous skype account
- [02:42] <RAHB> The sock would never suspect
- [02:42] <@Hotadmin4u69> lol
- 03[02:43] * UncycBot sets mode: -b *!*@gateway/web/freenode/ip.99.240.156.249
- [02:44] <llwy-ar-lawr> good night all
- [02:45] <RAHB> Adios
- [02:45] <@Hotadmin4u69> buenos nachos
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