child abuse victim (Scizor-Mega) @ Scizorite
Ability: Technician
EVs: 252 HP / 56 Def / 200 SpD
Impish Nature
- Roost
- Bullet Punch
- Swords Dance
- U-turn

homeless old man (Slowbro) @ Leftovers
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Scald
- Slack Off
- Toxic
- Psyshock

pregnant at 15 (Chansey) @ Eviolite
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Toxic
- Soft-Boiled
- Seismic Toss
- Wish

unemployed vet (Celebi) @ Leftovers
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 HP / 240 SpD / 16 Spe
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Recover
- Stealth Rock
- Leaf Storm
- Nasty Plot

addicted to drugs (Gliscor) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 244 HP / 116 Def / 148 Spe
Impish Nature
- Earthquake
- Roost
- Swords Dance
- Fire Fang

racist to blacks (Zapdos) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 HP / 240 Def / 16 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Discharge
- Heat Wave
- Roost
- Defog