Jared Marlin 2016 quotes:
"I wish my internet alter ego was an anime girl."
"The US get a quarter of its energy from the static electricity that occurs when furries hump each other."
"the first ammendment says nothing about k-on or anime!"
"Im dropping like a fat boy on Hiroshima"
"They call me the fort squidward of overwatch"
"No, but would you like to see a handsome photo of you?"
"It's not the fact that they're 10, it's the way they look!"
"All panties in a 5 mile radius just flooded."
"Wait, we went to high school, where are my breasts? I'm flat as a cutting board"
"The boy was up-right and then the boy was down-right"
"Dont shit me dude"
"Mercy! Please! My dick has ruptured twice now, stop, just let me play the game!"
"There is nothing pure in the world except maybe the love between two women, but that's about it right now."
"The boy is everywhere part 2. But its little boy, like a prepubescent boy. It's on the carpet too."
"Get the boy. Get the boy. Climax. Climax. Aaaaaaaaaaaand I need a towel."
"Am I Japanese or is this just a phase?"
"It's 9:30, you have nothing better to do, open the memes."
"It's on my face. I am coated in boy."
"If they're not doin gay shit then what are they good for?"
"The nazis were the hipsters of their times. Hitler was an edgy faggot. Imperial Germans ftw. 1871-1918 never forget."
"You ever just woken up and decided to rob 5 banks in 5 hours? I call it the drive for 5."
"Light me on fire! Light me on fire! Oh this is the shit!!"
"Dont bring up children around me I might snap."
"People with no hands are just dead people waiting to die."
"You cant just put your trash in my ass"
"Ah! Tristan, my rear is getting pummeled! Help!"
"Fell my glasses just to the urine all lol"
"My dewar"
"I see the wheat, I upvote it."