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Like Diamonds: Introduction Part 2

May 25th, 2012
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  1. > The first thing you notice when you wake up is it stopped raining.
  2. > The second being the road is not there.
  3. “What the fu..”
  4. > Your voice gave out the moment you noticed the tiny town.
  5. > Filled with curiosity, you walked towards it.
  6. > The town was literally tiny.
  7. > The doors only went up to the base of your neck.
  8. > Not to mention the architecture, it looked like it came from a children’s storybook.
  9. > It also seems deserted, all the doors are locked, lights out, and not a soul in the streets.
  10. > Suddenly you heard a creak behind you, as if someone pushed open a door.
  11. > You quickly turn around and you see a pony.
  12. > A purple pony.
  13. > Fucking purple.
  14. “What the hell..?”
  15. >”Excuse me, my name is Twilight Sparkle, you are?” the pony said.
  16. > Wait.
  17. > The pony said?
  18. “WHAT THE FUCK!?”
  19. > You proceeded to flip the fuck out.
  20.  
  21. > After an hour or so of flipping your lid, you finally calmed down.
  22. > The purple pony, or Twilight, explained that you’re not in Kansas anymore.
  23. > Wait, ponies have The Wizard of Oz?
  24. > She also explained that there are other talking ponies and they’re just hiding from you.
  25. > You find that very offensive, but you manage not to have another scene
  26. > She saw the anger on your face so she quickly added that it has happened before to a zebra.
  27. > This calms you down a bit, but not a lot.
  28. > Apparently you have been laying under that tree for a while, and someon- PONY saw you get up and notice the town. He ran back to town and got everyone to hide before you got there.
  29. > That dick.
  30. > “Could you please promise not to hurt anypony? If you do I might be able to introduce them to you.”
  31. > You think about this carefully, you could act dangerous and not have to deal with talking ponies, but then again, you are apparently not in your world either and you will need all the help you need.
  32. “Okay, I promise.”
  33. > You stick out your pinkie finger out of habit, but then you see the pon- Twilight staring at it.
  34. > This is going to be a long day.
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