The Great RNG Escape

Geodude @Brave/Sturdy (Safari Ball)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31 (Female) x2
EM: Curse/Hammer Arm/Block/Wide Guard

Zorua @Timid/Illusion (Luxury Ball)
IV: 31/x/31/31/31/31 (Male)
EM: Snatch/Sucker Punch/Counter/Extrasensory

Mienfoo @Jolly/Regenerator (Heal Ball)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31 (Male)
EM: Me First/Baton Pass/Knock Off/Low Kick

Corsola @Bold/Regenerator (Dream Ball)
IV: 31/x/31/x/31/31
EM: Amnesia/Barrier/Confuse Ray/Water Pulse

Spiritomb @Brave/Infiltrator (Dream Ball)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/0
    31/31/31/0/31/0 (rng at its finest)
EM: Destiny Bond/Foul Play/Grudge/Pain Split