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[S] Equius: Seek the highb100d.- [CONVERSATIONLOG]

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  1. [S] Equius: Seek the highb100d.
  2. EQUIUS_
  3. *Nepeta
  4. >Talk about Aradia.
  5. NEPETA: :33 < *a furrocious and concerned moirail suddenly appurrches out of some wild shrubberies!!!*
  6. EQUIUS: D --> I regard the furrocious moirail stoically
  7. EQUIUS: D --> I mean
  8. EQUIUS: D --> I greet Ms. Leijon without issuing a statement of a%ion in the first person
  9. NEPETA: :33 < *ms leijon pawnders over whether mr zahhak is still feeling blue over his depurrted robo sw33theart and n33ds more ch33ring up*
  10. EQUIUS: D --> Mr Zahhak, I mean I, will probably be feeling b100 about that from some time, yes
  11. EQUIUS: D --> But he is, darn it, I am, e%ceptionally STRONG and will cope with it admirably
  12. EQUIUS: D --> Even though
  13. EQUIUS: D --> She didn’t even say goodbye for some reason
  14. NEPETA: :33 < aww :((
  15. NEPETA: :33 < we can always curl up in the pile again to talk about f33lings :33
  16. EQUIUS: D --> Nepeta, for goodness sa%es, a man can only di%uss feelings for so much time
  17. EQUIUS: D --> How long have we already spent in the roboti% pile
  18. NEPETA: :33 < ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  19. EQUIUS: D --> I believe it was at least an hour
  20. EQUIUS: D --> We e%amined my emotional state until we were both b100 in the face
  21. NEPETA: :33 < h33h33h33h33!
  22. EQUIUS: D --> What
  23. NEPETA: :33 < b100 b100 b100 b100 b100 b100
  24. NEPETA: :33 < i just love how you say that word!
  25. EQUIUS: D --> I know
  26.  
  27. >Talk about Gamzee.
  28. EQUIUS: D --> Nepeta, I think it would behoove us to address the e%treme danger in a serious manner
  29. NEPETA: :33 < you mean about gamz33? h33h33!
  30. NEPETA: :33 < im still not sure if i can believe it!
  31. EQUIUS: D --> That’s because you still refuse to 100k upon our b100dlines as the deciding behooviroal factors they are
  32. NEPETA: :33 < behoovioral? :??
  33. EQUIUS: D --> Behavioral
  34. EQUIUS: D --> Sorry, my heart is galloping and I canter nunciate properly
  35. EQUIUS: D --> The horst case scenario is upon us
  36. NEPETA: :33 < *snort* X33
  37. EQUIUS: D --> His is the richest and most novle b100d possible among the high land dwellers
  38. EQUIUS: D --> As such, he is prone to being more violent and unpredictable than any of us
  39. EQUIUS: D --> Not everyone has been as lucky as I in the domain of moirallegiance
  40. EQUIUS: D --> I udder to think what I might be without you, Nepeta
  41. NEPETA: :33 < udder?
  42. EQUIUS: D --> Shudder
  43. NEPETA: :33 < oh! thats so sw33t equius, you know i will always be ready to tacklepounce you when you start getting especially furrious :33
  44. EQUIUS: D --> Yes, which is among the reasons why I must make your prote%ion a high priority
  45. EQUIUS: D --> The highb100d has joined a stable of those who are becoming increasingly volatile and murderous as we remain stranded in this laboratory
  46. EQUIUS: D --> I command you to steer clear of them, do you understand
  47. NEPETA: :33 < h33, did you mean st33r in the livestock sense?
  48. EQUIUS: D --> Yes
  49. NEPETA: :33 < well, if youre refurring to vwiskers, i was already plenty scared of her!
  50. NEPETA: :33 < and if you are talking about mr ampurra, he has always given me the cr33ps anyway! so there is nothing to fret over
  51. EQUIUS: D --> E%cellent
  52. EQUIUS: D --> I would still prefur you hide, I mean prefer
  53. NEPETA: :33 < hide? where? :oo
  54. EQUIUS: D --> Behind that gait
  55. NEPETA: :33 < gait? you meant gate? what gate?
  56. NEPETA: :33 < what are you STALKING about!!!
  57. EQUIUS: D --> I mean that door over there, you goshdarned sillyface
  58. NEPETA: :33 < oh!
  59. NEPETA: :33 < kay! :33 <33
  60.  
  61. >Be Nepeta
  62. EQUIUS: D --> I will now seek the highb100d, Nepeta
  63. EQUIUS: D --> I command you to go hide, as we di%ussed
  64. NEPETA: :33 < sure!
  65. NEPETA: :33< but there are lots of nuts on the loose out there, so dont stick your neck out and take any big frisks!
  66. EQUIUS: D --> I will e%act caution, even when safety 100% to be 100% assured
  67. EQUIUS: D --> Even so
  68. EQUIUS: D --> I would still like to take the opportunity to say
  69. NEPETA: :33 < what?
  70. EQUIUS: D --> Goodbye
  71. NEPETA: :33 < ...
  72. NEPETA: :33 < well ok, goodbye!
  73. NEPETA: :33 < but you had better believe i will s33 you again soon, equius!
  74. EQUIUS: D --> Yes, you will
  75.  
  76.  
  77. NEPETA_
  78. *Equius
  79. >Suggest one last feelings jam in the pile.
  80. NEPETA: :33 < *nepeta sh33pishly looks at her shoe with a question on her purrsed lips*
  81. EQUIUS: D --> For pete’s goodfornothing di%ie whistling SA%ES, Nepeta
  82. EQUIUS: D --> I am through talking about feelings, now go hide like I commanded
  83. NEPETA: :33 < but so many of our friends have died, and it just makes me so sad to think about!
  84. NEPETA: :33 < i dont think we have even scratched the surface of our f33lings yet, and our f33lings in this case are a very tall and inviting carpeted post to sink our claws into!
  85. EQUIUS: D --> I do not hoove claws
  86. EQUIUS: D --> I mean have claws
  87. NEPETA: :33 < i KNOW, i was speaking metafurrikitty :33
  88. EQUIUS: D --> *Mr. Zahhak rolls his eyes, which remain concealed and a100f as ever*
  89. NEPETA: :33 < besides, i know for a FACT that you are still f33ling b100 (h33h33) from losing aradia
  90. EQUIUS: D --> I suppose
  91. NEPETA: :33 < i did not mention, but i think i should...
  92. NEPETA: :33 < it may puurk you up to know that i had a dream about her during my last catnap!
  93. EQUIUS: D --> You did
  94. NEPETA: :33 < yes, she had these purrty wings and a splendid hood, i think she might have b33n cosplaying much like friska has b33n!
  95. EQUIUS: D --> Uh huh
  96. NEPETA: :33 < she was so happy, just like she used to be, and she said she would s33 you soon!
  97. EQUIUS: D --> That’s a nice thought, and thank you for sharing it
  98. EQUIUS: D --> But it was only a dream, and will surely have no consequence in reality
  99. NEPETA: :33 < equius?
  100. NEPETA: :33 < are those f33lings i am detecting with my wiggly whiskery nose?
  101. EQUIUS: D --> Maybe
  102. NEPETA: :33 < then we must take this to the pile, scratching=posthaste!!! ;33
  103. EQUIUS: D --> Okay, just for a while though
  104. [You then proceed to have the most poignant and heartfelt feelings jam in the history of paradox space, or piles of things.]
  105.  
  106. >Roleplay.
  107. EQUIUS: D --> :33 < *I, a mu%ular man who is clearly a feline-obsessed female at the moment, do something suitably cat-like in accordance with the nature of this juvenile theatrical amusement*
  108. NEPETA: :33 < D --> *STRONG EQUIUS NO LIKE HISS-POOR ATTEMPT AT ROLEPLAY, ALSO DISAPPROVES OF MISSED OPPURTUNITY TO SPELL AMUSEMENT AS AMEWSMENT*
  109. EQUIUS: D --> That’s not how I talk
  110. NEPETA: :33 < D --> *EQUIUS COMMAND STRONG MEOWSCULAR CAT GIRL TO GET INTO ROLE BETTER* B33
  111. EQUIUS: D -->  Oh good grief
  112. NEPETA: :33 < D --> *HE COMMANDS IT!!!!!!!!*
  113. EQUIUS: D --> Fine
  114. EQUIUS: D --> :33 < *I , again as a lithe clawed female wearing a preposterous hood, I mean prepawsterous, strike a supine posture on the floor, darn it, pawsture*
  115. EQUIUS: D --> :33 < *The e%posed belly commands to be scratched*
  116. EQUIUS: D --> :33 < *It commands it, do as it says*
  117. NEPETA: :33 < D --> *RAWR, HULKING BRUTE NO OBEY COMMAND, TOO STRONG FOR TOUCHY CUDDLY STUFF PURR USUAL!* BPP
  118. EQUIUS: D --. :33 < *The scruffy haired, saucer eyed smart alec takes issue with the tone of the girl currently posing as said hulking brute*
  119. EQUIUS: D --> :33 < *She/he wonders if he/she appurreciates that the pawerful nobleman currently meow%querading as her/him would be more than happy to accommeowdate said cuddly stuff, outrageous STRONGESS purrmitting*
  120. NEPETA: :33 < :\\
  121. NEPETA: :33 < equius, dammit! why do you always have to make this so cerebral!
  122. EQUIUS: D --> Language
  123. NEPETA: :33 < sorry :((
  124. EQUIUS: D --> What am I doing wrong
  125. NEPETA: :33 < well you dont always have to announce who you are purrtending to be in every line! and you dont always have to point out that its just purrtend!
  126. NEPETA: :33 < in fact, that is sort of an RPing no no
  127. EQUIUS: D --> How would you recommend I approach the absurdist charade, then
  128. NEPETA: :33 < oh i dunno, just by having fun and having a sense of humor about it and such! and not sneaking in sneaky sneakret little barbs of disdain for the exercise, i am not dumb you know, i catch those like scared little scurrying rodents!
  129. EQUIUS: D --> I was having fun
  130. EQUIUS: D --> The line about the belly scratching was e%ceptionally playful, and I am to be commended
  131. EQUIUS: D --> You will commend me, I command it
  132. NEPETA: :33 < yes yes, ok youre right. that was really great!
  133. NEPETA: :33 < do more of that. ok ready? go!
  134. EQUIUS: D --> I think I’m out of material though
  135. EQUIUS: D --> I don’t actually know that much about cats
  136. NEPETA: :33 < errrrrrrrg! fiiiiine, we can stop
  137. NEPETA: :33 < here, take your gross stinky glasses back, SWEATQUIUS
  138. EQUIUS: D --> Very well, here is your hood
  139. NEPETA: :33 < umm
  140. NEPETA: :33 < yeah
  141. NEPETA: :33 < why dont
  142. NEPETA: :33 < you hang on to that
  143. NEPETA: :33 < forever!
  144. NEPETA: :33 < it is my purrsent to you
  145. EQUIUS: D --> I
  146. EQUIUS: D --> I can’t tell you how touching I find this gesture, Nepeta
  147. EQUIUS: D --> Thank you, from the very bottom of my ludi%ly powerful cardiova%ular system
  148. NEPETA: :33 < dont mention it! <33
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