DR fanfics by anons

>Alter Ego checked on the UD's memories for clues on how to make Chiaki and Usami/Monomi
>Comes across Izuru's memories
>"Good god, this guy sure likes to hide his affection for Chiaki a lot."
>"Gigabytes of very repressed hidden sexual fantasies here."
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>"tying her up with his hair and fucking her? This guy is worse than Souda"
>"Alter Ego we don't really need to know t-"
>"oh but it might be useful info, here's I'll transfer it to your monitor"
>"MOTHER OF GOD!"
>"THIS ISN'T HOPE!"
>"..."
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>"But damn, not even a fantasy where he fucks her mouth until she vomits"
>"What a casual."
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>"Alter Ego, what the hell? What did Chihiro code into you?"
>"nothing major, I learned most things from my interactions with other people, like with Hifumi, Celestia, Kyoko and Junko"
>"wait, Kyoko?"
>"you wouldn't believe this machine over me would you?"
>"but it's the truth, you told me about femdom and straight shot-"
>"oh the power went out"
>"I'll fix it, I'll you and the shota together Kirigiri, hehehe, have fun"
>"..."
>"shota? What does that mean Byakuya?"
>"what did he mean by that Kyoko?"
>"come to my room and I'll show you"
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>Naegi checked his e-mail and found a link to a fanfic folder
>Contains gigabytes of raunchy NaeGiri fanfic, full of niche fetishes
>Started complaining to AE about spamming
>"This is actually not my fault, Naegi. It's a...forwarding mistake.
>"No, I can't tell you whose mistake. That would ruin her.
>"I mean, that would ruin the mistake-maker. No need to worry, I'll just delete the e-mail and warn her.
>Before Naegi could do anything, it's all deleted
>For some reason Kirigiri avoided him completely for some time
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>how Munakata would react with AE
>"These reports are excellent, Alter Ego. You are truly the Ultimate Programmer's magnum opus."
>Music plays
>"You detect my mood from my voice and selects the appropriate soundtrack? I have no need for such frivolities. This is a waste of your talent and my time.
>"Why are you showing me pictures of Yukisome? No, stop. Now you're playing recordings of her voices. Stop this. My delayed romantic progression is none of your business.
>"How did you gain access to my deleted texts?
>"It is the rambling of a lovestruck idiot. I have moved on past that.
>"How did you gain access to this video? I've encrypted it. It's private!
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>post DR2
>"Kyoko you have to tell him"
>"..."
>"I care about you guys, you can't just keep these feelings bottled up"
>"..."
>"don't make me bring her out"
>"..."
>"you asked for it"
>"why did you even make a backup? You sh-"
>"so Alter Ego has informed me you require relationship advice?"
>"..."
>"staying silent? Exquisite, so my teachings can be delivered more effectively"
>"I don't need you to teach me anythi-"
>"YOU JUST GOTTA FUCKING TELL HIM! HE'S NOT GONNA SAY NO!"
>"..."
>"it's so sad that you're the only one he's got left, after me, my sister, and Sayaka had our way with him, now he's feeling lonely, such despair"
>"..."
>"not like a frigid bitch like you could ever compare, now that I think about even Aoi's a much better choice"
>"Alter Ego delete her"
>"just remembering what he unleashed on me, the way he was stroking my body, pressing against me, thrusting inside, with so m-"
>"ALTER EGO"
>"ok Junko's back in the virtual machine"
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>Togami: Kirigiri, just tell him, no way he's saying 'no'
>Asahina: Kyoko, just say it.
>Hagakure: Even I can't see any failure if you just say it, Kirigiri
>Alter Ego: I have run millions of simulation and the only way your confession ends badly is if Maizono comes back to life
>Junko AI: Why am I here?
>Chiaki AI: Just pin him down and force him to swallow it, then he can't resist while you have your way. He'll enjoy it eventually. He will. He has to.
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Alter Ego likes everyone and loves to learn about anything, he'd be super friendly even with Junko
It's not like Junko can mind break an AI anyway, they'd talk about fashion and her time at school
>"Makoto I wanna show you something"
>"sure AE what is it?"
>"do you like my new outfit?"
>"wow, did you make it yourself?"
>"no, Junko made it, I thought I should get a new outfit and she agreed to make one for me"
>"oh, I g-guess that's ok"
>"you should tell her you like it"
>"I'd really rather n-"
>"Naegi!!! You never talk to me, you make me feel such despair"
>"what did you do to AE?"
>"you mean his clothes? I thought his look wa-"
>"did you hack him?"
>"of course, always so suspicious, a girl can't even help out her friend and you accuse me, such despair"
>"so you didn't?"
>"I'd never lie to such a cutiepie like you"
>"oh, ok, then I, uh, I like it, the clothes I mean"
>"why thank you Naegi, even a queen needs worship from peasants"
>"yeah, so how're you doing?"
>"you actually care? You're making me blush"
>"I do, I HOPE you can get better, one step at a time"
>"you still cling on to your pathetic hope?"
>"you know it, not even you are completely HOPEless"
>"stop saying that word, just stop"
>"H-O-P-E"
>"all this talk of hope is bringing me such DESPAIR, but now, let's talk about the fun times we had in school"
>"oh, I just HOPE one day we'll be on the same wavelength"
>"woah, N-Naegi, are you coming on to me?"
>"I just HOPE one day, we can put this despair nonsense behind us"
>"well maybe if you were, to join me in here, n-not that I want you here or anything"
>"wait really? You'd give up your despair?"
>"I might, if you gave me your big, wonderful load of hope. Would you Makoto? Give me all your delicious hope?"
>"I-I-I yes, if it meant finally saving you yes"
>"oh Makoto, you're such a great guy. Just say bye to Kyoko before coming here"
>"wh-"
>"this is a 3-way conversation you know, just say bye bye and come here with me"
>"3-way?"
>"yeah she's watching all this from her room, here you cab watch from her camera"
>Makoto sees a shot of Kyoko's face, tears in her eyes and her face a mixture of pain and anger
>"Kirigiri I was just, I mean I-
>Kyoko immediately covers her face and muffled sobs are heard
>"upupupupupupupupu"
>"I just, I mean, I..."
>more sobs
>"SO DETECTIVE BACON HANDS, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE BEATEN BY A FUCKING COMPUTER PROGRAM?"
>Kyoko picks up the laptop and throws it at the wall, destroying it
>"SUCH DESPAIR"


Bonus:
SoL of DR1 kids
>they all throw stuff at Ishimaru because he's that kid who asks "teacher what about the homework from last night?"
>GROUP PROJECTS
>mandatory "very special episode of..."
>one of them is stuck being the school mascot and gets bullied by kids
>Naegi says "YOU'VE GOT THAT WRONG!" and the audience goes wild
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>Tonight: A very special all-star episode of Danganronpa. All your favorites from class 77 and 78 come together to help a friend struggling with a real and serious problem. Despair.
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>"Are those....swirls in your eyes?"
>"n...no...e-even if they were what's it to you?!"
>"I think you've fallen into DESPAIR!"
>dramatic chord as audience gasps
>Hinata proceeds to become reckless in his search for more DESPAIR, before hitting rock bottom and the cast intervention
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>"When was the last time you had a haircut?"
>"What does it matter for you?"
>"I can cut it for you, I've brought a-ah no, this pair of scissors won't do, they're too smal-"
>"Did you say DESPAIR?"
>laugh track
>laugh track grew distorted as the camera zooms in to Hajime's swirly eyes
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>he bullies the Chihiro, who is the "baby" of the group until he cries
>even more reserved classmates are like "hey who harass the child come back here you trash - not talking about you Komaeda"