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- >You are Anon
- >And the sun is not your friend, nor is anyone else, well except Fluttershy.
- >No one likes because you're a souless, curly headed fuck of a Ginger
- >You wake up and do the usual
- >Pray your Goddess, Wendy, the burger bitch.
- >You then go downstairs and get a bowl of Soul-o's
- "Why can't I just have a soul?" You say sighing heavily.
- >Suddenly there's a knock at your door, you get up to answer it.
- "Hey Fluttershy."
- >"Hey sexy, mind if I come in the sun is really hurting me." She says trying to sound sexy.
- "Wha-?" You say looking down at her.
- >She dyed her mane red, her coat is pale white, and she drew freckles on her face.
- >Your Ginger rage begins to build up.
- >She starts rubbing sunscreen all over herself, SPF 70, shit's legit.
- >But that's when you snapped.
- "YOU THINK I LIKE BEING THIS WAY!?" You shout at her.
- >"I-i'm s-sorry I-i didn't know you hate-."
- "YEAH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW!"
- "This life style is a curse!"
- "Every time someone asks if you want mayonnaise on your sandwich, you have to get it, it's the way we're built."
- "I don't even like mayonnaise!" You start crying.
- >"I'm sorry Anon, I had no Idea."
- >"How about I treat you to some cupcakes as an apology?"
- "I'd like that Flutters, thank you."
- >You both leave your house.
- "WAIT! NO! THE SUN!"
- "I'M BECOMING WEAK, I'M LOSING POWER!" You shout slowly shriveling into nothingness.
- >Fluttershy stands over your ashes crying for you to come back.
- >Suddenly a bright light appears.
- >Fluttershy looks up.
- >It's you . Same face but not Ginger. In fact you're gorgeous.
- >Fluttershy latches on to you
- >"You came back! And you're hotter! she says crying.
- "Yes I know."
- >"Now how about those cupcakes cutie?"
- "Not with you! Bitch I'm fabulous now!"
- >With that you you slap her in the face and ride into the sunset on your robot lion. Every hot guy gets a robot lion.
- END
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