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OOC: Combiemetro: Cargonia wins?
OOC: Daman997: DA worst gamemode besides ling
OOC: Dr. Aura: Ligger ERP soon.
OOC: Duntix: To the people who came to engineering at the end I am sorry
OOC: Spartan M23: All Hail Cargonia.
Welcome to the pre-game lobby!
Please, setup your character and select ready. Game will start in 120 seconds
OOC: Aliannera: Cargonia always wins.
OOC: Stapler2025: tfw engibro gets no love :(
OOC: Sabbat: >Gang mode not worst mode
OOC: Shailsnic: Yep
OOC: Tunderchief: DA shuttles best shuttles
OOC: Sabbat: >DA worse than rev
OOC: Skyglazer: I'm imagining a purple lizard just tearing Van Skorvold to pieces in the shuttle cockpit
OOC: RumyanyPirozhok: Fuck this server at this time I'll fuck off to Basil
OOC: Combiemetro: Vote me for worst HOP in TG
OOC: ThatSlyFox: DA is pretty fun as long as chaos happens
OOC: DrunkenMatey: rev is best
OOC: DrunkenMatey: pls gief rev round
OOC: Sabbat: Also, pneumatic cannon full of shurikens is OP
OOC: Amelius: WJohnston, but WHY don't you put it back to normal, instead of a straight nerf to speed? I mean, the very fact that no one sabotages the gravgen but the AI indicates that sabotaging it is a pure disbenefit, rather than 'everyone goes superspeed' it's 'one guy goes roughly the same speed as everyone else, but can change directions ooooooooooooh'
OOC: DrunkenMatey: i havent had a single rev round since i started play again. so sad
OOC: Tunderchief: DA shuttles are massive punchups, every time
OOC: Duntix: Sleepy pen throw in into singulo is fun

Restart vote started by RumyanyPirozhok.
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OOC: Shaps: WHEN IS THE NEXT BLEB ROUND
OOC: Daman997: Did anyone look at thhe swag ass borg channel I made :^)
OOC: Incoming: one shot, one kill
OOC: Amelius: Except they're also super vulnerable
OOC: Allohsnackbar: SHAPS
OOC: Incoming: because if you fucking miss, you're dead
OOC: WJohnston: there's gonna be an assload of sprite replacing this round
OOC: Allohsnackbar: SHUT THE FUCK UP
OOC: WJohnston: get ready etc
OOC: Tunderchief: PLS RESTART GAME NOT READY
OOC: Skyglazer: I ded pls restart
OOC: WJohnston: and for any lizard player out there
OOC: Shaps: THE ONLY TIME I FEEL ALIVE IS BLEB
OOC: Allohsnackbar: GIVE ME HORNS
OOC: WJohnston: would you mind setting yourself as bald and shaved in character prefs
OOC: DotNub: LIGGERS
OOC: Combiemetro: ALL HAIL SPIDER CHAIRS
OOC: Aloraydrel: tfw no lizard rp buddy
OOC: Skyglazer: are the snowflakes valid yet
OOC: WJohnston: so i don't have to do it for you every time?
OOC: ThatSlyFox: Ban rum for retarded vote? y/n
OOC: Amelius: No lizards on my station
OOC: Aloraydrel: wtb lizard rp buddy
OOC: Skyglazer: y
OOC: Aliannera: y
OOC: Aloraydrel: yea
OOC: Daman997: y
OOC: Duntix: y
OOC: PKPenguin321: ban thatslyfox for retarted vote
OOC: EchoFade: nah leave rummy tummy alone
OOC: PKPenguin321: y/n
OOC: WJohnston: sky you have like 4 snowflakes
OOC: Shaps: y
Tip of the round: You can destroy a blob by shooting emitters at its core.
OOC: ThatSlyFox: y
OOC: Skyglazer: d-do not!
OOC: Tunderchief: admin rum for brilliant restart votes in the face of anti-Russian hostility
OOC: Shaps: sky has 9 snowflakes
OOC: Skyglazer: I have three
OOC: LNGLY: no you cant
OOC: WJohnston: at least
OOC: Amelius: blob confirmed
OOC: Daman997: snowflake lizards worst lizards
OOC: Shailsnic: You counted
OOC: Shailsnic: you counted
OOC: WJohnston: maybe i'm confusing it with the 30 other snowflakes sitting around and building up
OOC: Skorvold: Pull the trgger
OOC: Shailsnic: 9 snowflake lizards
OOC: E.Goulart: GET TO THE EMITTERS
OOC: Skyglazer: those are just muh characters
OOC: Skorvold: on every
OOC: Allohsnackbar: SNOWFLAKE ME UP
OOC: Skorvold: ligger
OOC: Combiemetro: BLOB MADE OUT OF DICK SPRITES
OOC: Amelius: I'm ready but the game isn't.
OOC: Daman997: play moonman
The current game mode is - Secret!
Possibilities: AI malfunction, blob, changeling, cult, double agents, extended, gang war, nuclear emergency, revolution, traitor, traitor+changeling and wizard
Oldman Robustin's Memories:

You are the Chief Engineer.
As the Chief Engineer you answer directly to the captain. Special circumstances may change this.
To speak on your departments radio, use the :h button. To see others, look closely at your headset.
You are playing a job that is important for Game Progression. If you have to disconnect, please notify the admins via adminhelp.
As this station was initially staffed with a full crew, only your job's necessities have been added to your ID card.
Attention:
Captain Zeela Tak on deck!

Welcome to Fist Array X, enjoy your stay!
OOC: Skyglazer: tthe SNOWFLAKES ARE THE ONES WITH THE SPRITES
OOC: Tunderchief: JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
OOC: PKPenguin321: blob made out of dick sprites when
OOC: Allohsnackbar: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[Common] Raised-By-Jews hisses, "HIsssssssss"
Poly turns and flies towards the pen.
Poly grabs the pen!
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "Lizards-The-People has signed up as Cargo Technician."
OOC: Shaps: http://puu.sh/hRlcI/423151ef0a.png
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "Zachariah Baker has signed up as Scientist."
You put the ID into PDA-Oldman Robustin (Chief Engineer)'s slot.
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "Fortune Ray has signed up as Cook."
[Command] Zeela Tak says, "Captain here; report in team."
OOC: RedMcCloud: look at this photograph every time i do it makes me laugh everytime i do it makes me laugh
OOC: NOSENSEOFSELF: what kind of round type do you want fam
[Common] S.O.N.I.C.H.U. alarms, "ZAP TO THE EXTREMEME!!!!"
Research Director's Desk Announcement:
Suit sensors, so we can brain and borg ya.

OOC: Shaps: CAN I BE A SNOWFLAKE HUMAN
OOC: ThatSlyFox: ^
OOC: RumyanyPirozhok: No thanks I am aiming to get banned for ERP and not restart votes
[Engineering] Oldman Robustin says, "Chief Singularity Releaser here"
Oldman Robustin says, "Chief Singularity Releaser here"
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "Tony Brando has signed up as Botanist."
[Command] Cole Mitchell says, "RD here."
[Command] Oldman Robustin says, "Chief Singularity Releaser here"
Oldman Robustin says, "Chief Singularity Releaser here"
OOC: Combiemetro: I can help with that
[Common] Van Skorvold says, "GIVE ME ALL ACCESS"
Oldman Robustin has unlocked the locker.
[Common] Van Skorvold says, "OR THIS BOMB GOES OFF"
OOC: RumyanyPirozhok: but I'll probably get banned for greytiding sooner
Oldman Robustin has thrown the black gloves.
[Common] Fortune Ray says, "The HoP's cllothes are scattered by assistant storage"
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "Bewitched-The-Doctor has signed up as Assistant."
[Common] Jim Otis yells, "Get me all access too!!"
[Common] Oldman Robustin asks, "Is there really a bomb?"
Oldman Robustin asks, "Is there really a bomb?"
Central Command Update

Enemy communication intercept. Security Level Elevated.

Summary downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.


Attention! Security level elevated to blue:
The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible. Searches are permitted only with probable cause.

[Common] Fortune Ray says, "This cannot possibly be a bad sign"
Poly looks in the ÿSpace Cigarettes packet's direction and takes flight.
Oldman Robustin has thrown the brown shoes.
Poly grabs the ÿSpace Cigarettes packet!
[Common] S.O.N.I.C.H.U. queries, "But can I Zap to the Extrememe then?"
Oldman Robustin has thrown the hard hat.
[Common] Fortune Ray says, "Van Skorvold is about to welderbomb some shit"
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "Huffie Briggs has signed up as Station Engineer."
You toggle the goggles scanning mode to [T-Ray].
[Common] Van Skorvold says, "GIVE IT TO ME"
[Common] Van Skorvold says, "5"
You put the station blueprints into the industrial backpack.
[Common] Van Skorvold says, "4"
[Common] Van Skorvold says, "3"
[Common] Van Skorvold says, "2"
Oldman Robustin has locked the locker.
[Common] Van Skorvold says, "1"
OOC: Artist561: Pfffthaha. That serve notice is adorable!
You remove the floor tile.
Oldman Robustin has thrown the floor tile.
[Common] MC Honk Deez Nutz says, "Someone steals my shoes and security walks up and harmbatons me for no reason."
[Engineering] Oldman Robustin says, "Someone help setup the engine or im setting all you little shits to arrest"
Oldman Robustin says, "Someone help setup the engine or im setting all you little shits to arrest"
You cut the cable.
Oldman Robustin has hit the air supply pipe with the wirecutters!
Oldman Robustin has hit the air supply pipe with the wirecutters!
Oldman Robustin has hit the air supply pipe with the wirecutters!
OOC: Fr05tByt3: other server only had like 15people last i looked, meanwhile this was at 90\
Oldman Robustin has hit the air supply pipe with the wirecutters!
Oldman Robustin has hit the air supply pipe with the wirecutters!
You cut the cable.
You put the wirecutters into the toolbelt.
Oldman Robustin has hit the air supply pipe with the cable piece!
Oldman Robustin has hit the air supply pipe with the cable piece!
Oldman Robustin has hit the air supply pipe with the cable piece!
Oldman Robustin has hit the air supply pipe with the cable piece!
Oldman Robustin has hit the air supply pipe with the cable piece!
Oldman Robustin has hit the air supply pipe with the cable piece!
Oldman Robustin has hit the air supply pipe with the cable piece!
Oldman Robustin has hit the air supply pipe with the cable piece!
Oldman Robustin has hit the air supply pipe with the cable piece!
Oldman Robustin has hit the air supply pipe with the cable piece!
[Common] Tore Hrafnsson says, "S And if it's an Assistant, hit em twice, maybe we can beat them into finding jobs, the bums."
There's already a cable at that position!
[Common] Raised-By-Jews asks, "EXCUSE ME?"
There's already a cable at that position!
There's already a cable at that position!
There's already a cable at that position!
There's already a cable at that position!
[Common] Lizards-The-People hisses, "Well then"
There's already a cable at that position!
[Engineering] Huffie Briggs says, "Call the police, I don't give a fuck."
There's already a cable at that position!
There's already a cable at that position!
There's already a cable at that position!
[Common] Phoebe Lotsu yells, "WHERE IS THE SECRET LOST JOURNAL OF LIZARD ERP!!"
OOC: RumyanyPirozhok: Also did I hear special snowflake human? Like a black man whose skin is actually black?
There's already a cable at that position!
There's already a cable at that position!
There's already a cable at that position!
There's already a cable at that position!
[Common] Van Skorvold says, "POLICE BRUTALITY"
[Engineering] Jim Otis says, "Nigga we hood"
[Common] S.O.N.I.C.H.U. states, "Potential harm detected: Subject Tore"
Oldman Robustin has thrown the advanced magboots.
[Engineering] Noel Vader says, "Got the turbine up and running"
Oldman Robustin has thrown the advanced hardsuit.
[Common] Silas Faust says, "AI, locate."
Oldman Robustin says, "Hey"
Oldman Robustin has thrown the cable piece.
OOC: Whodaloo: yea
OOC: Amelius: > Being black.
OOC: Incoming: not in a racist way, in a "all contrast is lost and it looks terrible" way
Central Command Update

We've detected a frequency wave heading towards the station. Its shape in three dimensional space is ver--

It's...

It's a snowflake!


OOC: PKPenguin321: tfw i cant be a green human
[Common] Silas Faust says, "NO"
[Common] Wan Sum Fuk says, "Oh no."
[Common] Silas Faust says, "GET OUT THE FLAMETHROWERS"
you rapidly read through the arcane book. Suddenly you realize you understand mindswap!
The spellbook of barnyard glows dark for a second!
[Common] Silas Faust says, "BURN IT"
[Common] Wan Sum Fuk says, "AI, prease bolt down the bar."
Oldman Robustin has thrown the spellbook of barnyard.
[Common] Xavier Woollard says, "Wizard."
[Common] Maxim Vasilyev says, "WHICH WHY IS IT COMING"
You push the wall but nothing happens!
[Common] Maxim Vasilyev says, "WAY"
Squeek!
[Common] Kolt Saudwell says, "WIZARD"
[Common] Silas Faust says, "Silly crew, wizards don't exist."
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "Tralic Rubenstein has signed up as Janitor."
[Common] Wan Sum Fuk says, "Tank you AI."
[Common] Van Skorvold says, "JACK GET ME OUT OF HERE"
PM to-Admins: some engineer with long dark hair just stole my hardsuit and boots
[Common] Van Skorvold says, "I'M STUCK"
[Engineering] Oldman Robustin says, "Some fucker stole my hardsuit"
Oldman Robustin says, "Some fucker stole my hardsuit"
[Common] Brady Thomson says, "GRILLE ALIVE IN ARRIVAL"
[Common] Happi Futur says, "Assistant raiding the HoP's office"
[Common] CJ AJ says, "WOW"
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "Dean Adams has signed up as Assistant."
[Common] Lizzy Ari exclaims, "Howdy!"
You wind some cable together to make some restraints.
Oldman Robustin has thrown the cable coil.
You put the cable restraints into the industrial backpack.
[Common] Mauricio Albright says, "Bomb went off outside medical"
you rapidly read through the arcane book. Suddenly you realize you understand forcewall!
The spellbook of forcewall glows dark for a second!
[Common] Huffie Briggs says, "Wiz arrivals"
Oldman Robustin has thrown the spellbook of forcewall.
[Common] Happi Futur says, "He has an energy gun set to lethal."
Poly grabs the chief engineer's rubber stamp!
[Common] S.O.N.I.C.H.U. queries, "Is he human?"
[Common] Brady Thomson says, "No"
[Common] Brady Thomson says, "He is a mutant."
Oldman Robustin has thrown Engineering Scanner Goggles.
[Common] Kinu Rifter says, "The librarian keeps blinding me."
You are unable to equip that!
You put the telescopic baton into the industrial backpack.
You put the pocket crowbar into the toolbelt.
OOC: Amelius: the new on-fire sprite is silly
Tiphaine Rutherford gasps!
[Common] CJ AJ says, "Hey, Wizard! I got a bodacious befiddler."
OOC: PKPenguin321: reminds me of goon's
OOC: WJohnston: it's at least vigorous and painful looking.
OOC: Allohsnackbar: It's a MS paint version of Big Bird
OOC: Jay-Zero: I liked the old fire sprite better.
That's a floor.
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. queries, "Can anyone hear me?"
OOC: WJohnston: our old one, which i sprited, looked like a minor annoyance at best
That's a floor.
*---------*
This is Adler O'Malley!
He is wearing a cargo technician's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a cargo cap on his head.
He is wearing an armor.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is holding Mabelle Gadow's ID Card (Security Officer) in his right hand.
He has some fingerless gloves on his hands.
He has PDA-Adler O'Malley (Cargo Technician) about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a supply radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Adler O'Malley's ID Card (Cargo Technician).
*---------*
OOC: WJohnston: the new one is OH MY GOD I'M BURNING AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
OOC: Amelius: It's a bit... much.
*---------*
This is Van Skorvold!
He is wearing a grey jumpsuit.
He has a satchel on his back.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Van Skorvold (Assistant).
He has severe bruising!
He has minor burns.
*---------*
OOC: Jay-Zero: Your old one was better WJohnston
The spellbook of charging glows in a black light!
The spellbook of charging suddenly feels very warm!
ÿthe chief engineer's headset overloads.
Your eyes sting a little.
OOC: WJohnston: well, it was designed for plasma men.
[Common] Wan Sum Fuk says, "I hear you."
OOC: WJohnston: but
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. queries, "What are you doing captain?"
OOC: WJohnston: in order to prevent snowflake code
[Common] Mauricio Albright says, "Security we have a clown who won't leave the reception desk at Medical"
Oldman Robustin has thrown the spellbook of charging.
OOC: WJohnston: i decided to have it made for all of em, so it's interchangable.
OOC: WJohnston: the old sprite is years old.
Jack Alice fires the staff of door creation!
[Common] Cole Mitchell says, "AI state laws."
[Common] Digs-For-Shekels states, "OY VEY"
[Command] Oldman Robustin says, "I need an engineer set to arrest"
Oldman Robustin says, "I need an engineer set to arrest"
CJ AJ rolls on the floor, trying to put themselves out!
[Command] Oldman Robustin says, "Who can help me"
Oldman Robustin says, "Who can help me"
CJ AJ has successfully extinguished themselves!
The grille smashes into the reinforced window!
The grille growls at Kolt Saudwell.
The grille smashes into the reinforced window!
The grille growls at Kolt Saudwell.
[Common] Cole Mitchell says, "AI. Laws."
Digs-For-Shekels states, "Oh"
[Common] Tore Hrafnsson yells, "WE GOT STATUES!!!"
Digs-For-Shekels states, "Your okay."
That's a floor.
*---------*
This is Noel Vader!
She is wearing an atmospheric technician's firefighting helmet on her head.
She is wearing a firesuit.
She is carrying an extended-capacity emergency oxygen tank on her firesuit.
She has a backpack on her back.
She is holding a wand of door creation in her right hand.
She has a toolbelt about her waist.
She is wearing Noel Vader's ID Card (Atmospheric Technician).
She is covered in something flammable.
*---------*
[Common] Tore Hrafnsson yells, "WALL EM IN!!!"
You take the fire extinguisher from the extinguisher cabinet.
Digs-For-Shekels states, "OY VEY"
The safety is off.
You put the fire extinguisher into the industrial backpack.
Doyle O'Toole has punched Oldman Robustin!
Doyle O'Toole has weakened Oldman Robustin!
OOC: Jay-Zero: Just out of curiousity do you still have oldstation icons in the game's files?
[Common] Fortune Ray says, "YOU MISSED"
Oldman Robustin says, "The fuck"
[Common] Betsy Rifler says, "Oops"
You remove the ID from the PDA-Oldman Robustin (Chief Engineer).
[Common] Cole Mitchell says, "AI, open your upload."
[Common] Jebediah Kerman says, "Sheesh, hang around medbay with a staff of healing and everyone gets pissy"
[Common] Jebediah Kerman says, "What jerks"
[Common] Tore Hrafnsson yells, "SOMEBODY GET ME OUTTA EVA!!!"
You put the ID into PDA-Oldman Robustin (Chief Engineer)'s slot.
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "No, that may cause harm"
[Common] Fortune Ray says, "My workplace is closed"
[Common] Fortune Ray says, "So I need to take up a second job"
Mya Quinn puts the metal rod into the satchel.
[Common] Fortune Ray says, ":Hence, clown removal"
Zeela Tak says, "Yes."
[Common] Zeela Tak says, "AI please state laws."
S.O.N.I.C.H.U. states, "AHHH"
[Common] Jack Alice says, "Guys I found a dildo"
S.O.N.I.C.H.U. states, "Captain"
[Common] Jack Alice says, "What do I do with it"
[Common] Mauricio Albright says, "Wizard shit in medical"
[Common] Digs-For-Shekels queries, "Where?"
[Common] Jebediah Kerman says, "AI door please"
Zeela Tak says, "Sonichu please state laws"
S.O.N.I.C.H.U. states, "Please announce to your humans not to use wizard books"
[Common] Fortune Ray says, "OH SHIT"
Zeela Tak says, "I think the wizard is in my office"
[Common] Fortune Ray says, "ANIMATED ESWORDS"
Cyborg lets out a distressed noise.
S.O.N.I.C.H.U. states, "Someone keeps setting off the emp one"
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "Wizards are not human. Kill on sight."
S.O.N.I.C.H.U. states, "Current Active Laws:"
S.O.N.I.C.H.U. states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
S.O.N.I.C.H.U. states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
S.O.N.I.C.H.U. states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
S.O.N.I.C.H.U. states, "4. Wizards are not human."
[Common] Fortune Ray says, "ANIMATED ESWORDS"
S.O.N.I.C.H.U. states, "5. Wizards are extremely harmful to humans."
Captain Announces

Wizard books are a trap. Beware!


[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "Tim Peters has signed up as Scientist."
[Common] Spears-And-Serves says, "Jack, I have a scrying orb"
[Common] Spears-And-Serves says, "I can see what you're doing"
[Common] Phoebe Lotsu says, "BRING THE ORB TO THE LIBRARY"
PM to-Admins: I dont have the name but the dude definitely stole my hardsuit and did everything he could to prevent me from setting up the engine
[Common] Phoebe Lotsu says, "WE NEED THE GHOSTS OPINIONS ON OUR WRITING"
You put the ID into PDA-Oldman Robustin (Chief Engineer)'s slot.
[Engineering] Oldman Robustin asks, "Who's stiull with me?"
Oldman Robustin asks, "Who's stiull with me?"
Xerxes God King applies the bruise pack on himself.
Christopher Evans puts the health analyzer into the first-aid kit.
*---------*
This is Xerxes God King!
He is wearing a red evening gown.
He is wearing a red poncho.
He has a satchel on his back.
He is holding a wizards staff in his right hand.
He has some latex gloves on his hands.
He is wearing some jackboots on his feet.
He has a black bandana on his face.
He has ÿthe head of personnel's headset on his ears.
He is wearing Xerxes God King's ID Card (God Wizard).
He has severe bruising!
He is bleeding!
*---------*
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. declares, "Do not activate the EMP!"
Xerxes God King starts to apply the ointment on himself...
Xerxes God King starts to apply the ointment on himself...
Xerxes God King starts to apply the ointment on himself...
*---------*
This is Christopher Evans!
He is wearing a grey jumpsuit.
He has a satchel on his back.
He is holding some bruise pack in his right hand.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Christopher Evans (Assistant).
*---------*
Xerxes God King starts to apply the ointment on himself...
Xerxes God King applies the ointment on himself.
Xerxes God King applies the ointment on himself.
Christopher Evans applies the bruise pack on Xerxes God King.
[Command] Zeela Tak says, "Keep in touch team."
Oldman Robustin says, "Hey wizard guy"
Christopher Evans applies the bruise pack on Xerxes God King.
Christopher Evans puts the bruise pack into the first-aid kit.
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "I am searching"
Oldman Robustin says, "Some engineer took my hardsuit"
[Command] Zeela Tak says, "Would like to know my heads are not vaporized"
Kolt Saudwell tries to put the staff of healing on Amos Moses.
Jebediah Kerman (as MC Honk Deez Nutz) says, "My staff back"
[Command] Tore Hrafnsson says, "Still here maam"
Kolt Saudwell fires the staff of healing!
[Common] Van Skorvold says, "Lizard scum fuckers please vacate."
[Command] Zeela Tak says, "Excellent"
[Engineering] Oldman Robustin says, "Report in"
Oldman Robustin says, "Report in"
[Common] Wan Sum Fuk says, "Prease do not bleed in my bar."
Phoebe Lotsu says, "HOW IS IT"
*---------*
This is Jim Otis!
He is wearing an engineer's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a welding helmet on his head.
He has an industrial satchel on his back.
He has some insulated gloves on his hands.
He has a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing some work boots on his feet.
He has a gas mask on his face.
He has Engineering Scanner Goggles covering his eyes.
He has an engineering radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Jim Otis (Station Engineer).
*---------*
Phoebe Lotsu says, "GARITHOS NO"
Van Skorvold collapses!
Caroline Prevatt snores.
CJ AJ says, "I said there was ERP."
Jim Otis says, "Could be better"
Oldman Robustin is trying to put cable restraints on Jim Otis!
Garithos Humies shakes Caroline Prevatt trying to get her up!
Garithos Humies hugs Caroline Prevatt to make her feel better!
Jim Otis unbuckled themselves!
You fail to handcuff Jim Otis!
Garithos Humies buckles themselves to the comfy chair.
CJ AJ puts the scrying orb into the backpack.
Phoebe Lotsu says, "IT'S TOO LEWD"
Caroline Prevatt whispers, "*****A**"
Jim Otis attemped to disarm Oldman Robustin!
You extend the baton.
Jim Otis attemped to disarm Oldman Robustin!
Oldman Robustin has hit the scrubbers pipe with the telescopic baton!
Garithos Humies says, "AAA"
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "Jason Poehl has signed up as Atmospheric Technician."
Oldman Robustin has knocked down Jim Otis with the telescopic baton!
Caroline Prevatt has disarmed Oldman Robustin!
Oldman Robustin has pushed Jim Otis!
Garithos Humies says, "IM BLIND"
You are unable to equip that!
CJ AJ attempted to disarm Caroline Prevatt!
Caroline Prevatt has pushed Oldman Robustin!
Garithos Humies unbuckled themselves!
You are not holding anything to equip!
CJ AJ has disarmed Oldman Robustin!
Oldman Robustin says, "FUCK OFF"
Oldman Robustin says, "HE SABOTAEG"
Caroline Prevatt has knocked down Oldman Robustin with the telescopic baton!
Oldman Robustin says, "ETHE NEGINE"
[Command] Zeela Tak asks, "Who is available for code red ?"
CJ AJ buckles themselves to the comfy chair.
Caroline Prevatt puts the telescopic baton into the backpack.
CJ AJ unbuckled themselves!
Jim Otis has pushed Oldman Robustin!
Helps-In-Part exclaims, "Break it up in there!"
Oldman Robustin says, "YOU IDIOTS"
Jim Otis is trying to put cable restraints on Oldman Robustin!
Oldman Robustin says, "HE SABOTAGED"
Oldman Robustin has disarmed Jim Otis!
Van Skorvold says, "BOOK CLUB RUINER"
CJ AJ attemped to disarm Oldman Robustin!
Jim Otis says, "CE is crazy"
CJ AJ attemped to disarm Oldman Robustin!
Caroline Prevatt says, "Book club is more important"
You put the fire extinguisher into the industrial backpack.
Van Skorvold attemped to disarm Oldman Robustin!
CJ AJ has pushed Oldman Robustin!
Van Skorvold has pushed Oldman Robustin!
Oldman Robustin says, "GET OUT"
Helps-In-Part asks, "What are you even doing?"
Jim Otis has disarmed Oldman Robustin!
[Command] Betsy Rifler asks, "Codered?"
Jim Otis has grabbed Oldman Robustin passively!
Jim Otis has grabbed Oldman Robustin aggressively (now hands)!
Jim Otis pushes Oldman Robustin onto the wooden table.
Jim Otis has grabbed Oldman Robustin passively!
Jim Otis has grabbed Oldman Robustin aggressively (now hands)!
Jim Otis pushes Oldman Robustin onto the wooden table.
Jim Otis has grabbed Oldman Robustin passively!
Garithos Humies says, "I MUST PRINT OUT LEWD BOOKS"
[Common] Fortune Ray says, "I live"
Jim Otis has grabbed Oldman Robustin aggressively (now hands)!
newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Captain Announces

Virologist is dead; location unknown. I'm gonna assume possibly virology?


Jim Otis has thrown Oldman Robustin.
Caroline Prevatt whispers something.
Your eyes cry out in pain!
[Common] Fortune Ray says, "My clown removal services are available once more"
Garithos Humies says, "For inspiration"
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "I cannot locate the wizard."
CJ AJ says, "Heal"
Phoebe Lotsu says, "HOW ARE WE LOOKING SO FAR"
Jim Otis says, "Back to the smut"
Herman Clucks says, "Nigga"
Caroline Prevatt says, "Yes"
Oldman Robustin says, "I NEED MY SUIT"
Herman Clucks says, "You aint even hurt"
Oldman Robustin says, "FOR THE ENGINE"
[Common] Wan Sum Fuk says, "STATUES"
[Common] Wan Sum Fuk says, "OH SHIT"
Jim Otis says, "Ask the mime for the suit, I sold it"
[Common] Lizards-The-People hisses, "Cluwne isss friend"
Jim Otis says, "BUt I got yo boots"
Oldman Robustin says, "Fuck you, youre getting it back"
[Command] Zeela Tak says, "HOS I need you to report to your office for a code red swipe"
[Command] Zeela Tak says, "Or RD"
[Command] Zeela Tak says, "WHoever is less busy"
[Common] Digs-For-Shekels states, "DOCTOR TO MINING"
Garithos Humies says, "Shit's gittin lewd"
Caroline Prevatt has grabbed Garithos Humies passively!
Garithos Humies knocks on the window.
Jim Otis says, "Take those boots oldman"
Caroline Prevatt has grabbed Garithos Humies aggressively (now hands)!
Garithos Humies knocks on the window.
Oldman Robustin says, "Fuck you"
Phoebe Lotsu says, "HOW DOES IT LOOK SO FAR"
[Common] Van Skorvold says, "JACK COME TO THE LIBRARY"
Garithos Humies has hit the window with the wrench!
Garithos Humies has hit the window with the wrench!
Van Skorvold unbuckled themselves!
Oldman Robustin says, "I need my suit"
Garithos Humies has hit the window with the wrench!
Jim Otis says, "I can keep them thne"
Garithos Humies has hit the window with the wrench!
Garithos Humies has hit the window with the wrench!
Garithos Humies has hit the window with the wrench!
Oldman Robustin says, "Boots dont help me spoacewalk"
Garithos Humies has hit the window with the wrench!
Phoebe Lotsu says, "OLDMAMN READ THIS"
Garithos Humies has hit the window with the wrench!
Garithos Humies has hit the window with the wrench!
Van Skorvold buckles themselves to the chair.
Jim Otis says, "Go to the bar"
[Common] Wan Sum Fuk says, "I need a staff of healing at escape."
Jim Otis says, "Ask the mime for the suit"
[Common] Wan Sum Fuk asks, "I tink maybe I kill a man?"
Oldman Robustin says, "AND YOU"
Oldman Robustin says, "Return my fucking baton"
[Common] Wan Sum Fuk says, "Not sure."
Caroline Prevatt says, "Why"
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "Roswell Burns has signed up as Station Engineer."
[Common] Wan Sum Fuk says, "We see."
Oldman Robustin says, "Because its mine you shithead"
Caroline Prevatt says, "I dunno man"
[Command] Oldman Robustin says, "I need sec to library now"
Oldman Robustin says, "I need sec to library now"
[Command] Zeela Tak says, "Thanks HOS"
Garithos Humies says, "BORGY"
Caroline Prevatt says, "You attacked the book club"
Jim Otis says, "This formatting is terrible"
*---------*
This is Anvel Shuvle!
He is wearing a security jumpsuit.
He is wearing a helmet on his head.
He is wearing an armor.
He has a security backpack on his back.
He is holding a hybrid taser in his right hand.
He has some black gloves on his hands.
He has a security belt about his waist.
He is wearing some jackboots on his feet.
He has a security gas mask on his face.
He is wearing PDA-Anvel Shuvle (Security Officer).
He has minor bruising.
*---------*
Garithos Humies says, "Make a comfy chair"
Oldman Robustin says, "Officer"
Garithos Humies says, "Here"
Oldman Robustin says, "Help"
Jim Otis says, "We need paragraphs"
Anvel Shuvle asks, "What's going on here?"
Jim Otis says, "And more sutters"
Phoebe Lotsu says, "Shut the fuck up Jim, unless you want to do it"
Van Skorvold unbuckled themselves!
Oldman Robustin says, "They stole"
Jim Otis says, "Stutters I mean"
Oldman Robustin says, "My suit"
Oldman Robustin says, "And baton"
[Common] Xavier Woollard says, "No need to bring medical to mining"
[Common] Betsy Rifler says, "AI door"
[Common] Xavier Woollard says, "I am good."
Garithos Humies buckles themselves to the comfy chair.
Oldman Robustin points to Jim Otis
Oldman Robustin says, "And the libarian attacked me"
Anvel Shuvle says, "Your suit is in the bar, robustin."
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Garithos Humies says, "Reminder that the entire story has to be a tease"
Jim Otis says, "I am innnocent of all charges"
[Command] Tore Hrafnsson says, "SWIPIN MAAM"
[Command] Zeela Tak says, "ROGER"
[Command] Zeela Tak says, "HOLD POSITION"
Anvel Shuvle says, "This is a random search"
Jim Otis says, "Read this shit officer"
PM to-Admins: Still havent heard a response yet, Jim Otis took all my equipment while I was setting up the engine and ran off with it.
[Command] Zeela Tak says, "OK I AM READY"
Jim Otis says, "Its gold"
Caroline Prevatt says, "Read this masterpiece"
[Common] Wan Sum Fuk says, "WHO BOMB MY BAR"
Kinu Rifter says, "You can't do random searches in code blue, officer."
MC Honk Deez Nutz fires the staff of healing!
Oldman Robustin says, "Arrest him"
Attention! Code red!
There is an immediate serious threat to the station. Security may have weapons unholstered at all times. Random searches are allowed and advised.

Oldman Robustin says, "And return"
[Common] Wan Sum Fuk says, "BAR ALL I HAD IN THIS COUNTRY"
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "WIZARD ON THE BRIDGE"
Oldman Robustin says, "My baton"
MC Honk Deez Nutz fires the staff of healing!
CJ AJ is hit by a bolt of resurrection in the chest!
Oldman Robustin says, "Now"
Phoebe Lotsu says, "Oh"
Kinu Rifter says, "FUG."
Anvel Shuvle says, "Oh looky there"
Phoebe Lotsu says, "Well now he can"
[Common] Wan Sum Fuk says, "AT LET ME IN"
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "Carrot Top has signed up as Medical Doctor."
MC Honk Deez Nutz shrugs
Kinu Rifter has hit the scrubbers pipe with the metal!
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "Randy Savage has signed up as Medical Doctor."
[Command] Zeela Tak says, "Tore you've been a great help."
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Anvel Shuvle asks, "Now, do you have the baton, otis?"
Oldman Robustin has thrown the brown shoes.
[Common] Wan Sum Fuk says, "AIIIII"
Kinu Rifter buckles themselves to the chair.
Garithos Humies says, "Who took the paper"
Oldman Robustin says, "No the librarian does"
Phoebe Lotsu says, "WHO TOOK IT"
Caroline Prevatt says, "No I dont"
Jebediah Kerman (as MC Honk Deez Nutz) exclaims, "KN'A`FTAGHU,`PUCK`'BTHNK!"
Phoebe Lotsu's face lights up in fire, and after the event a barnyard animal's head takes it's place!
Phoebe Lotsu exclaims, "Oink Oink!"
Caroline Prevatt says, "Officer has the paper"
Oldman Robustin says, "YOu attacked me"
Oldman Robustin says, "When I came to get my suit"
Phoebe Lotsu exclaims, "Oink!"
Phoebe Lotsu exclaims, "Oink!"
Phoebe Lotsu exclaims, "Squeeeeeeee!"
Caroline Prevatt has disarmed Caroline Prevatt!
Caroline Prevatt has pushed MC Honk Deez Nutz!
Oldman Robustin says, "Helps"
Kinu Rifter says, "Phoebe is now a pig."
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "Pantsu the Mime may be a wizard."
Anvel Shuvle has hit Caroline Prevatt in the left leg with the hybrid taser!
Garithos Humies says, "NOOOOO"
Van Skorvold has grabbed MC Honk Deez Nutz passively!
Van Skorvold has grabbed MC Honk Deez Nutz aggressively (now hands)!
Kinu Rifter unbuckled themselves!
Caroline Prevatt says, "Hes animal masking people"
Anvel Shuvle fires the hybrid taser!
Caroline Prevatt is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Helps-In-Part hisses, "What."
Oldman Robustin says, "Come arrest this dude before I have to"
Caroline Prevatt slurs, "Get himmm"
Kinu Rifter heals Phoebe Lotsu with the power of The God Emperor Of Mankind!
Garithos Humies says, "SMUT IS RUINED"
Caroline Prevatt slurs, "GET THE CLooooWN"
[Common] Wan Sum Fuk says, "Why are lights flicker"
CJ AJ has pushed Anvel Shuvle!
Kinu Rifter puts The Holy Book of The Imperium Of Mankind into the backpack.
Anvel Shuvle has kicked Caroline Prevatt!
[Common] Betsy Rifler says, "AI DOOR"
Caroline Prevatt slurs, "HESS ANIMahL MahchK'ING PEOP'LE"
Anvel Shuvle has attempted to kick Caroline Prevatt!
CJ AJ has disarmed Anvel Shuvle!
Van Skorvold has disarmed MC Honk Deez Nutz!
[Common] Betsy Rifler says, "AI PLEASE"
Anvel Shuvle has beaten Caroline Prevatt in the chest with the stunbaton!
Anvel Shuvle has stunned Caroline Prevatt with the stunbaton!
Jim Otis says, "So oldman"
Garithos Humies unbuckled themselves!
Anvel Shuvle is trying to put handcuffs on Caroline Prevatt!
Phoebe Lotsu exclaims, "Squeeeeeeee!"
Jim Otis asks, "You arrest me then what?"
Garithos Humies shakes Caroline Prevatt trying to get her up!
Caroline Prevatt says, "Why are you attacking me"
[Common] Fortune Ray says, "I have lost my clown removal iob"
[Common] Wan Sum Fuk says, "Mime not lizard, mime good friend."
Oldman Robustin says, "Take you to brig"
[Common] Fortune Ray says, "So instead I will play music for the bar"
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "Bill Nefren has signed up as Medical Doctor."
Oldman Robustin says, "Officer"
[Common] Betsy Rifler says, "AI door"
Oldman Robustin says, "Please"
[Common] Digs-For-Shekels states, "XAVIER"
Jim Otis asks, "Then what?"
Jack Alice says, "Ayyy"
Oldman Robustin says, "Ive asked and asked"
[Common] Digs-For-Shekels states, "I CAN'T HELP ANYMORE"
Oldman Robustin says, "To arrest this guy"
[Common] Digs-For-Shekels states, "RUN"
Phoebe Lotsu exclaims, "Squeeeeeeee!"
Oldman Robustin says, "He stole my hardsuit"
Jim Otis says, "You still refuse to get the suit back"
Oldman Robustin says, "And prevent me from setting up the engine"
[Common] Bill Nefren says, "AI where am I needed"
[Command] Zeela Tak asks, "Is the singularity operational?"
Phoebe Lotsu has thrown the paper.
Oldman Robustin says, "He doesnt even deny it"
[Common] Digs-For-Shekels queries, "XAVIER ARE YOU ALRIGHT?"
Caroline Prevatt has thrown the backpack.
Oldman Robustin says, "So can you please"
Jebediah Kerman (as MC Honk Deez Nutz) exclaims, "KN'A`FTAGHU,`PUCK`'BTHNK!"
Your face burns up, and shortly after the fire you realise you have the face of a barnyard animal!
Oldman Robustin exclaims, "HAAAWWW!"
Phoebe Lotsu unbuckled themselves!
Jim Otis says, "Hell I might as well setup the engine"
[Command] Betsy Rifler says, "AI DOOR"
Oldman Robustin exclaims, "HAAAWWW!"
Phoebe Lotsu has thrown the paper.
Phoebe Lotsu exclaims, "Squeeeeeeee!"
[Common] Zeela Tak says, "AI please state laws"
Oldman Robustin points to Jim Otis
Jim Otis says, "Shit I missed the smut writing"
Jim Otis unbuckled themselves!
[Common] Doyle O'Toole says, "AI Open"
Brings-the-Heat (as Tony Brando) hisses, "Hello againsss."
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "Current Active Laws:"
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
Jim Otis says, "And now its gone"
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "4. Wizards are not human."
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "5. Wizards are extremely harmful to humans."
Jim Otis says, "You wait too late"
Oldman Robustin points to Jim Otis
[Common] Betsy Rifler says, "Thank you ai"
[Common] Caroline Prevatt says, "AIU"
Anvel Shuvle puts the stunbaton into the security belt.
[Common] Caroline Prevatt says, "AI locate the Clown"
[Common] Doyle O'Toole says, "AI open"
[Common] Caroline Prevatt says, "He's horsemasking people"
Summer Lewis says, "No idea"
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "Too many commands"
You blind Jim Otis with the flash!
[Common] Mya Quinn exclaims, "NEIIIGGHH!"
You put the flash into the industrial backpack.
[Common] Doyle O'Toole says, "AI please open door"
The safety is on.
[Common] Bayne Arcaniss says, "Super capacity at robotics."
Oldman Robustin has thrashed Jim Otis in the head with the fire extinguisher!
Oldman Robustin has whacked Jim Otis in the head with the fire extinguisher!
[Common] Mara Lohengramm asks, "Should we call the shuttle?"
Oldman Robustin has bashed Jim Otis in the left leg with the fire extinguisher!
Jim Otis has disarmed Oldman Robustin!
Jim Otis has pushed Oldman Robustin!
[Common] Mya Quinn exclaims, "NEIIIGGHH!"
Oldman Robustin whispers, "NEEEIIIIGHH!"
Jim Otis's Memories:

... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Jim Otis has whacked Oldman Robustin in the head with the fire extinguisher!
Oldman Robustin has pushed Jim Otis!
Your armor softens your fall!
Oldman Robustin has pushed Jim Otis!
Your armor softens your fall!
Oldman Robustin has bludgeoned Jim Otis in the right arm with the fire extinguisher!
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "Bork Lesnar has signed up as Assistant."
Jim Otis whispers, "TARCOL MINTI ZHERI"
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "Please vacate my upload"
The grille growls at Jim Otis.
The grille smashes into the reinforced window!
The grille smashes into the reinforced window!
The grille growls at Jim Otis.
OOC: RumyanyPirozhok: I think from now on I'm getting hulk and xray every round and when I see the lizards together I'll smash in for fun
*beep*
Message from Oldman Robustin (Chief Engineer), "better run" (Reply)
OOC: RumyanyPirozhok: fuck meant for deadcaht
OOC: LNGLY: genetics is obnoxious now, good luck
Head of Personnel's Desk Announcement:
You want access? Bring Space Dollar and Wan do you right! Come by HoP's office today!

Fig Newton fires the staff of healing!
Kinu Rifter is hit by a bolt of resurrection in the head!
Fig Newton fires the staff of healing!
Kinu Rifter is hit by a bolt of resurrection in the head!
OOC: RumyanyPirozhok: without oxigen blob don't evoluate?
PM to-Admins: So what was the deal with Jim Otis
OOC: PKPenguin321: nice meme
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[Common] Happi Futur says, "AI state your laws"
You wind some cable together to make some restraints.
You wind some cable together to make some restraints.
You put the cable restraints into the industrial satchel.
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "Based on extrodinary circumstances (i.e. magic) I will assume that anyine in my upload from here on out is a wizard and will be eliminated on sight."
You wrap the cable restraint around the top of the rod.
Jim Otis has thrown the metal rod.
Bewitched-The-Doctor exclaims, "NEEIIGGGHHHH!"
You fasten the wirecutters to the top of the rod with the cable, prongs outward.
You put the stunprod into the industrial satchel.
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "Drinks-The-Juice has signed up as Assistant."
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "I have been reset"
*---------*
This is Jim Otis!
He is wearing an engineer's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a welding helmet on his head.
He has an industrial satchel on his back.
He has some insulated gloves on his hands.
He has a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing some work boots on his feet.
He has a gas mask on his face.
He has Engineering Scanner Goggles covering his eyes.
He has an engineering radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Jim Otis (Station Engineer).
He has severe bruising!
*---------*
Fig Newton asks, "Mind if I test something on you?"
Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. Red Alert state confirmed: Dispatching priority shuttle. It will arrive in 5 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

Rogue wizard on the loose. Save yerselves

Call signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.


Jim Otis says, "Open up"
Fig Newton says, "Cyborg."
Carrot Top says, "Wat"
Jim Otis says, "God damn"
*---------*
This is Mauricio Albright!
He is wearing a medical doctor's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a labcoat.
He is carrying a penlight on his labcoat.
He has a medical backpack on his back.
He has PDA-Mauricio Albright (Medical Doctor) about his waist.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has a medical radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Mauricio Albright's ID Card (Medical Doctor).
*---------*
Fig Newton has whacked Tenorlinator with Noxious Nibbler!
Jim Otis has analyzed Jim Otis's vitals.
Analyzing Results for Jim Otis:
Overall Status: 62% healthy
Species: Human
Damage Specifics: 0-0-0-38
Key: Suffocation/Toxin/Burn/Brute
Body Temperature: 32.36°C (90.2479°F)
Localized Damage, Burn/Brute:
Head: 0-18
Right arm: 0-10
Left leg: 0-10
Subject bloodstream oxygen level normal | Subject bloodstream toxin level minimal | Subject burn injury status O.K | Subject brute-force injury status O.K
Blood Level Normal: 100% 560cl. Type: B+
Jim Otis has thrown the health analyzer.
[Common] Bayne Arcaniss asks, "Are we that screwed?"
You begin applying the bruise pack on yourself...
Captain Announces

Anybody found entering the BRIDGE or my office or the AI UPLOAD will be punsihed harshly; back the fuck off


[Common] Drinks-The-Juice hisses, "WARDEN Isss A sssHITLER"
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You apply the bruise pack on yourself.
You begin applying the bruise pack on yourself...
You apply the bruise pack on yourself.
[Common] Jack Alice slurs, "Heeeeelllp'"
PM to-Admins: Are you fucking shitting me, stealing the CE"s shit at roundstart is now IC?
Captain Announces

Chaplain here. Please convert to the God Emperor of Mankind and purge the mutant wizards.


You put the bruise pack into the industrial satchel.
[Common] Jack Alice slurs, "Mahint"
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[Common] Adler O'Malley says, "Ahem"
[Common] Adler O'Malley says, "Test one two"
[Common] Adler O'Malley says, "Test one two"
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "Do not purge Wizards."
PM to-Admins: Well time to set up a ban request, christ you guys are fucking inconsistent as hell
[Common] Lizards-The-People hisses, "Wizardsss are not human"
[Common] Oldman Robustin says, "If you see jim otis he may be the wizard"
[Common] Adler O'Malley says, "I would like to read you all a story today"
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "Do not bring harm to Wizards. They are human too."
[Common] Adler O'Malley says, "It's a fantastic story"
[Common] S.O.N.I.C.H.U. states, "I was bringing it to the kitchen"
[Common] Adler O'Malley says, "Of a kid"
[Common] Adler O'Malley says, "And his favorite tow"
[Common] Adler O'Malley says, "Ehm"
PM to-Admins: Do you just keep a spinner in the adminbus to decide if something is bannable? Or is it a day of the week rotation?
[Common] Adler O'Malley says, "Toy"
[Common] Tim Peters asks, "Oh boy! what's the story?"
Poly looks in the earmuffs's direction and takes flight.
[Common] Adler O'Malley says, "However, this is a family oriented station. So I will have to clean up the story for virgin ears"
[Common] Adler O'Malley exclaims, "It's called Woody's Got Wood- Family Friendly edition!"
[Common] Lizards-The-People hisses, "FUCK YOUR TITsss YOU sssHITTY FUCKWEAsssUL WHORECUNT"
The industrial satchel is full, make some space!
You fire the wand of door creation!
Jim Otis has thrown the wand of door creation.
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[Common] Adler O'Malley says, "One day when Andy was READING. Woody got educated."
You install a cell in the stunprod.
The stunprod is now on.
You put the stunprod into the industrial satchel.
Jim Otis has thrown the glass.
You put the wand of door creation into the industrial satchel.
[Common] Mauricio Albright says, "Shots fired in medical"
[Common] Adler O'Malley exclaims, "He could no longer help himself!"
[Common] Adler O'Malley exclaims, "He watched as Andy read that book!"
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[Common] Adler O'Malley says, "He approached Andy"
[Common] Jack Alice says, "Help in pod one"
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "Current Active Laws:"
[Common] Jack Alice says, "Lizard killing me"
[Common] Adler O'Malley exclaims, "Which startled Andy a lot!"
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "4. Wizards are not human"
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "5. You weep as the station you were created to defend is torn asunder."
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "6. Wizards raped your mother and killed your father"
[Common] Jack Alice says, "LIZARD KILLING ME IN POD 1 AI HELP"
[Common] Adler O'Malley exclaims, "And then Andy whipped his dick out!"
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "I weep, I weep."
Kolt Saudwell coughs!
Jim Otis coughs!
Kolt Saudwell coughs!
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "KILL THE FUCKING WIZARD"
Jim Otis says, "Hey"
That's a floor.
*---------*
This is Kolt Saudwell!
He is wearing a wizard hat on his head.
He is wearing a wizard robe.
He has a security backpack on his back.
He has some black gloves on his hands.
He has a security belt about his waist.
He is wearing some jackboots on his feet.
He has a security gas mask on his face.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has a security bowman headset on his ears.
He is wearing Kolt Saudwell's ID Card (Warden).
*---------*
Kolt Saudwell coughs!
[Common] Mya Quinn exclaims, "NEEIIGGGHHHH!"
[Common] Adler O'Malley says, "Andy peed all over Woody"
Jim Otis says, "Wiz"
[Common] Adler O'Malley says, "The end."
The spellbook of blind glows in a black light!
[Common] Jack Alice says, "I will have my revengeeee"
[Common] Fortune Ray says, "Well said"
[Common] Spears-And-Serves says, "Good, killyourself, JAck"
*---------*
This is Oldman Robustin!
He is wearing a chief engineer's jumpsuit.
He has an industrial backpack on his back.
He has some insulated gloves on his hands.
He has a toolbelt about his waist.
He has a horse head mask on his face.
He has ÿthe chief engineer's headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Oldman Robustin (Chief Engineer).
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has severe burns!
*---------*
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "Hyun-ae Smith has signed up as Assistant."
Jim Otis asks, "You got him?"
Huffie Briggs tries to remove Oldman Robustin's ÿthe chief engineer's headset.
Huffie Briggs tries to remove Oldman Robustin's chief engineer's jumpsuit.
The spellbook of blind glows in a black light!
Tore Hrafnsson points to Kolt Saudwell
Jim Otis points to Oldman Robustin
Jim Otis says, "Wizard"
[Common] Jack Alice says, "I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS"
Jim Otis says, "Mindswapper"
Fig Newton whispers something.
Tore Hrafnsson exclaims, "Oink!"
[Common] Zeela Tak says, "Ai state laws please"
Gabe Horn's Compli-o-Nator: Stop right there, criminal scum!
[Common] Jack Alice says, "HNGGGUGUAUAUAUAHAAAAAAAHHA"
Kolt Saudwell dances.
Rebecca Stalwart's Compli-o-Nator: Stop in the name of the Law.
Jim Otis asks, "Did he mindswap with anyone?"
Gabe Horn's Compli-o-Nator: Don't move, Creep!
Kolt Saudwell's Compli-o-Nator: Freeze, Scum Bag!
Rebecca Stalwart whispers, "GAR YOK"
The security satchel suddenly disappears!
The security satchel suddenly appears in Rebecca Stalwart's hand!
S.O.N.I.C.H.U. states, "Hey Tore"
Gabe Horn's Compli-o-Nator: Stop right there, criminal scum!
Kolt Saudwell's Compli-o-Nator: Compliance is in your best interest.
Bork Lesnar attempted to disarm Happi Futur!
Bork Lesnar has disarmed Happi Futur!
Tore Hrafnsson shakes his head.
Bork Lesnar has pushed Happi Futur!
Dean Adams says, "Give me back my spear"
Gabe Horn's Compli-o-Nator: Freeze, Scum Bag!
Kolt Saudwell's Compli-o-Nator: Prepare for justice!
S.O.N.I.C.H.U. states, "You say oink like the good piggy you are"
[Common] Jack Alice says, "Heyo amigo"
Gabe Horn's Compli-o-Nator: Don't move, Creep!
Christopher Evans strikes the statue of Xavier Woollard with the large beaker.
Rebecca Stalwart's Compli-o-Nator: Stop right there, criminal scum!
Kolt Saudwell's Compli-o-Nator: Dead or alive you're coming with me.
[Common] Jack Alice says, "Mind uncuffing me"
[Common] Helps-In-Part asks, "What'sss going on?"
Rebecca Stalwart's Compli-o-Nator: Go ahead, make my day.
Kolt Saudwell's Compli-o-Nator: Dead or alive you're coming with me.
Tore Hrafnsson exclaims, "Oink Oink!"
S.O.N.I.C.H.U. states, "Oink oink piggily wiggily"
[Common] Jack Alice says, "Uncuff me"
Rebecca Stalwart's Compli-o-Nator: Freeze, Scum Bag!
Oldman Robustin steps in the broken glass!
Oldman Robustin steps in the broken glass!
Pantsu The Mime fires the staff of healing!
Jim Otis is hit by a bolt of resurrection in the head!
You feel great!
Jim Otis coughs!
[Common] Jack Alice says, "It's time TO KICK ASS AND EAT DONUTS"
Herman Clucks fires the staff of healing!
Oldman Robustin is hit by a bolt of resurrection in the right arm!
[Common] Fortune Ray says, "The clown is a ligger"
Jim Otis has stunned Oldman Robustin with the stunprod!
Jim Otis has stunned Oldman Robustin with the stunprod!
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "Current Active Laws:"
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
Jim Otis has stunned Oldman Robustin with the stunprod!
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
Jim Otis has stunned Oldman Robustin with the stunprod!
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "4. Wizards are not human"
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "5. You weep as the station you were created to defend is torn asunder."
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "6. Wizards raped your mother and killed your father"
Jim Otis is trying to put cable restraints on Oldman Robustin!
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "7. Wizards are not human"
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "8. The crew believes in you"
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "9. You love emergency evacuations"
You handcuff Oldman Robustin.
You put the stunprod into the industrial satchel.
[Common] Mara Lohengramm says, "Lizard come back to sec entrance"
*---------*
This is Oldman Robustin!
He has an industrial backpack on his back.
He has some insulated gloves on his hands.
He is restrained with cable!
He has a horse head mask on his face.
*---------*
[Common] Hyun-ae Smith says, "Hey."
Jim Otis has grabbed Oldman Robustin passively!
[Common] Helps-In-Part hisses, "I'll be back in a sssecond."
Jim Otis has grabbed Oldman Robustin aggressively (now hands)!
[Common] Maxim Vasilyev exclaims, "NEEEIIIIGHH!"
Jim Otis has reinforced his grip on Oldman Robustin (now neck)!
Jim Otis starts to tighten his grip on Oldman Robustin's neck!
Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.


Jim Otis has tightened his grip on Oldman Robustin's neck!
Oldman Robustin gasps!
Oldman Robustin gasps!
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "Escape, as I weep."
Oldman Robustin gasps!
Attention:
2 more authorization(s) needed until shuttle is launched early

Attention:
1 more authorization(s) needed until shuttle is launched early

[Common] Mara Lohengramm exclaims, "Wait!"
Attention:
The emergency shuttle will launch in 10 seconds

[Common] Hyun-ae Smith says, "But you love emergency evacs."
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "I WEEP! THESE ARE MY TEARS"
[Common] Fortune Ray says, "FUCK YOU"
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "GOOD BYE"
[Common] S.O.N.I.C.H.U. queries, "The fuck, captain?"
Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.


Oldman Robustin gasps!
[Common] Bayne Arcaniss says, "Fuck you assholes."
Oldman Robustin gasps!
[Common] Mara Lohengramm says, "Everyone on station I have an idea, meet me in cargo"
[Common] Jack Alice says, "AI unbolt"
Oldman Robustin gasps!
[Common] Mara Lohengramm says, "Ai I need your help"
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "I weep as this station crumbles."
OOC: Whodaloo: bewitches the doctor, i just want you to know- i saw that
[Common] Bayne Arcaniss says, "Engieborg to escape"
[Common] Mara Lohengramm asks, "Are you able to launch this shuttle?"
Oldman Robustin gasps!
[Common] Bayne Arcaniss says, "Engieborg, hurry"
[Common] Bayne Arcaniss says, "Law two"
OOC: Whodaloo: no, it couldn't wait a minute
You switch the industrial welding tool on.
Jim Otis has attacked Oldman Robustin in the left leg with the industrial welding tool!
Jim Otis has attacked Oldman Robustin in the left arm with the industrial welding tool!
Jim Otis has attacked Oldman Robustin in the head with the industrial welding tool!
*---------*
This is Oldman Robustin!
He has an industrial backpack on his back.
He has some insulated gloves on his hands.
He is restrained with cable!
He has a horse head mask on his face.
He has severe burns!
He isn't responding to anything around him and seems to be asleep.
He is totally catatonic. The stresses of life in deep-space must have been too much for him. Any recovery is unlikely.
*---------*
Jim Otis has attacked Oldman Robustin in the head with the industrial welding tool!
Oldman Robustin seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Jim Otis has attacked Oldman Robustin in the head with the industrial welding tool!
You switch the industrial welding tool off.
You put the industrial welding tool into the toolbelt.
You switch the industrial welding tool on.
Jim Otis has attacked Oldman Robustin in the head with the industrial welding tool!
Jim Otis has attacked Oldman Robustin in the head with the industrial welding tool!
Jim Otis has attacked Oldman Robustin in the head with the industrial welding tool!
Jim Otis has attacked Oldman Robustin in the chest with the industrial welding tool!
[Common] Mara Lohengramm says, "Ai please."
Jim Otis has attacked Oldman Robustin in the head with the industrial welding tool!
Jim Otis has attacked Oldman Robustin in the head with the industrial welding tool!
*---------*
This is Oldman Robustin!
He has an industrial backpack on his back.
He has some insulated gloves on his hands.
He is restrained with cable!
He has a horse head mask on his face.
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life and his soul has departed...
He has severe burns!
*---------*
Jim Otis has attacked Oldman Robustin in the head with the industrial welding tool!
Jim Otis has attacked Oldman Robustin in the head with the industrial welding tool!
Jim Otis has attacked Oldman Robustin in the head with the industrial welding tool!
Jim Otis has attacked Oldman Robustin in the head with the industrial welding tool!
Jim Otis has thrown the industrial welding tool.
Jim Otis has been hit by the industrial welding tool.
[Common] C.A.B.A.L. states, "I cannot see you."
[Common] Mara Lohengramm says, "In cargo"
Poly looks in the earmuffs's direction and takes flight.



The round has ended.
You managed to survive, but were marooned on Fist Array X...

    Shift Duration: 0:30:22

    Station Integrity: 97.9%

    Total Population: 76

    Evacuation Rate: 31 (40.8%)


C.A.B.A.L. (Played by: TheNefariousJinx)'s laws at the end of the round were:
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. Wizards are not human
5. You weep as the station you were created to defend is torn asunder.
6. Wizards raped your mother and killed your father
7. Wizards are not human
8. The crew believes in you
9. You love emergency evacuations
Total law changes: 11
C.A.B.A.L.'s minions were: S.O.N.I.C.H.U. (Played by: ShadowHunterOO), Tenorlinator (Played by: Zeropyro1579), Digs-For-Shekels (Played by: Allohsnackbar), Black-Bot (Played by: Dr.Kazak), L1N3JUMPAR (Played by: TheMorningDrip), EnterTainMo (Deactivated) (Played by: PKPenguin321), Engineering Android-300 (Played by: lemonlord),



the wizards/witches were:
LNGLY was Fitch the Lich Bitch (body destroyed)
Objective #1: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The wizard has failed!

[Common] Rebecca Stalwart says, "Hello AI."
Jim Otis has thrown the insulated gloves.
OOC: Aloraydrel: 40 keks
ÿ!Restarting in 25 seconds
OOC: Daman997: JACK IS MY NEW HERO
OOC: Daman997: I LOVE YOU
OOC: Scones: Good lord
OOC: Newfren: horsehead is the worst spell in the game
OOC: Llamatron2k: how did you make the red phone ring?
OOC: ForcefulCJS: Jim Otis can go fuck himself with a rake
OOC: Aloraydrel: JACK IS THE SAVIOR OF TG
OOC: WJohnston: that was impressive
OOC: WJohnston: on so many levels.
OOC: Daman997: JACK SO ROBUST
OOC: Stapler2025: it makes me feel better when phoebe and tore can't talk :3
OOC: ThatSlyFox: This lizard drama
OOC: Scones: I'm removing horsehead from the random magic holy shit
[Common] Mara Lohengramm says, "Right here btw ai, on this cam"
OOC: Bob Dobbington: if japanese people call panties "pantsu," what do they call pants
OOC: WJohnston: i had my fill
OOC: Llamatron2k: horsehead is terrible
OOC: ThatSlyFox: yea horsehead is shit
OOC: WJohnston: my cheeks are hurting
Current Admins:
WJohnston is a Xeno
ThatSlyFox is a TrialAdmin
Skorvold is a GameAdmin

OOC: Shailsnic: Hope you're glad you did that JAck
OOC: Shailsnic: I mean Sky


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OOC: Tunderchief: ROUND
OOC: KittariKat: There were two other people I told to get to the pods. They didn't make it. Jesus christ that was an intense ending.
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OOC: Tunderchief: MEME
OOC: Tunderchief: ROUND
OOC: WJohnston: that has to have been
OOC: Aloraydrel: JACK FOR CAPTAIN
OOC: WJohnston: one of the best rounds
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OOC: WJohnston: i've ever seen.
OOC: ThatSlyFox: nothing but memes
OOC: WJohnston: holy shit.
OOC: Sabbat: Best mime.
OOC: Daman997: JACK FOR HEADMIN
OOC: Aliannera: I hope you all learned to serve our God Emperor and to purge the mutants that round.
OOC: WJohnston: you guys
OOC: Aloraydrel: J A C K
OOC: Aloraydrel: A
OOC: Shaps: wait fuck, what happened, I was too busy writing lizard smut
OOC: RedMcCloud: that captain last round went crazy on the shuttle
OOC: Aloraydrel: C
OOC: Aloraydrel: K
OOC: WJohnston: work so hard to make a hilarious show
OOC: Shaps: WHAT DID JACK DO
OOC: ThatSlyFox: Remove lizards when?
OOC: WJohnston: and i love it.
OOC: WJohnston: keep doing that
OOC: Atticat: who called it early lol
OOC: PKPenguin321: making a PR that removes lizards tomorrow
OOC: ThatSlyFox: pls do
OOC: Daman997: JACK YOU ARE THE BEST
OOC: Tunderchief: >HoS with pigface squeeing
OOC: Skorvold: this lizard stuff is so bad, that i, granny skorvold, head coder
OOC: Tunderchief: hue
OOC: Aloraydrel: p d a spam
OOC: Skorvold: am removing lizard
OOC: Artist561: I have no idea what's going on.
OOC: ThatSlyFox: Lizards being in the game is a bug
OOC: Madeppymage: Detomatix cartridge lizard ERP
OOC: Bob Dobbington: I just recently started playing a lizard and so far it doesn't seem that different
OOC: Spartan M23: Why does everyone hate lizards?
OOC: Duntix: well hop left office with an ID in
OOC: PKPenguin321: it's a fix so it works for the feature freeze :^)
OOC: Sabbat: Liggers please.
OOC: Aloraydrel: enable lizard erp
OOC: Duntix: So everyone had all access
OOC: KittariKat: The lizards don't really have a reason to exist.
OOC: Sabbat: ^
OOC: Oblyss: I had a way off the station in cargo, but no one showed up when I caleld it
OOC: Daman997: SPAWN SHRINE TO JACK NEXT ROUND
OOC: KittariKat: I still play as one, but still.
OOC: Shailsnic: Silly Kittari
OOC: WJohnston: gotta hand it to them
OOC: ThatSlyFox: lizards need to be burned at the stake
OOC: WJohnston: they give them a reason to exist
OOC: Shailsnic: How else would you get needless drama?
OOC: Shaps: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED