janny

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one fateful night i shat me jocks
and wiped me arse with me socks,
bagged them with me turded undies
force fed them to janny's mummy

her face it turned an awful green
and out her ears blew hot steam
her brain it blew right out her arse
riding on her shitty farts

one fateful night i called the janny
asked him if he seen his mammy
he hadnt seen her in a week
and so i began to speak:

she sucked me cock
she sucked me arse
i filled her lungs full of farts
i jizzed and pissed
i shat and shit
your mammy ate every single bit
and when she stopped she finally said
"janny's a wanker"
and fell down dead
i chopped her body into bits
mixed it with me liquid shit
fed the slurry to your dog
watched him shit a dirty log

janny then began to sob
i said to the faggot "see ya"
hung up the phone, hopped on the jay
and posted diarrhea