Where's the Party?

>Norman pulls up to Pinkie’s house, his Altima rattling as Brad’s sports sedan roars in behind him.
>”Hey Norm,” he says, “Ready for the party?”
>”This better be worth it Brad,” Norman replies, “I’m missing Double XP weekend for this.”
>”Come on man,” he says, “It’ll be fun!”
>”That’s what you said about that rock concert,” Norman says as they knock on the door.
>”What was wrong with it?”
>”It was loud, obnoxious sound,” Norman says, “I would hardly qualify it as music.”
>”Oh Norman,” Brad pats him on the back, “You’re such a square sometimes.”
>A smiling pink girl meets them as the door swings open.
>>>>”Hey!” she shouts, “You’re just in time for the party!”
>The two men slip inside the house and immediately sense an air of femininity.
>Brad draws a long breath through his nose.
>”Ah, you smell that Norman?” he puts his arm around Norman’s shoulder, “The smell of opportunity!”
>”Whatever you say, Brad,” Norman follows Brad inside the living room and the party begins.
>Soon Norman notices Brad becoming restless, crossing his legs and twitching on the couch.
>He waves Norman over to him and puts his hands on his shoulders.
>”Come on, I gotta ask you something.”
>Brad brings Norman over to the far corner of the room, out of earshot.
>"Norman, did you get a look at Rarity's ass?"
>>"Brad!"
>"What? We're surrounded by women in skimpy pajamas,” Brad says, "Why else would they invite us over?"
>>"But--"
>"Here, let me show you how it's done."
>Brad walks over to Twilight and whispers in her ear.
>Twilight blushes and giggles at his words.
>They go upstairs, holding hands as the rise into the darkened second floor
>Brad turns and winks to Norman
>Norman gulps, afraid of what Brad wanted him to do.
>He stares at Aryan Beauty and approaches her
>>"You look pretty in those."
>Rarity giggles at the compliment
>"Thanks! I made them myself!"
>Spaghetti drops out of his pants
>>"I was wondering if you...uh..."
>"Yes?"
>>>"What's goin' on, Rarity?"
>"Nothin AJ, Norman was just about to tell me something."
>Norman freezes
>>"Nevermind."
>Norman puts his hands in his pockets and walks away
>>"Well that was strange. Hey, wear did Brad go?"
>Ceiling above them creaks rhythmically
>Rarity rolls her eyes
>>"Why does Twilight get to have all the fun."
>>>"Ah don't know," Applejack says, "I just wish he would let us in on it."
>Norman sits in the corner quietly sobbing
>>>>"You know," Pinkie says, "There is a way we can have some fun..."
>Norman looks up
>>"And how would we do that, Pinkie?"
>>>>"Look behind you," Pinkie laughs.
>Rarity turns to see Norman's gold eyes staring back at her
>>"I suppose it'll have to do."
>She grabs Norman's hand and leads him up the stairs
>Norman is too shocked to react
>>>"Hold up there, missy," Applejack says, "You ain't leavin' us down here alone."
>Applejack motions for Pinkie and RD to follow them
>Their faces don mischevious grins as the follow the trio upstairs.
>They turn away from the animal sounds from the nearby bedroom as they pile inside the other.
>Applejack leans over to Rarity while Norman tries to put together what's happening to him
>>>"Maybe we should go easy on him," she says, "He doesn't look so rearin' to go."
>>"He'll be fine, AJ," Rarity says, "Let's show him a good time."
>The four women turn to Norman as his face turns bright red
>They reach behind their backs, moving their arms as if they're fiddling with something
>Norman prepares for approaching sight
>"Who wants to play Yahtzee?" Pinkie, Rarity, Applejack and RD shout in unison, pulling dice and pencils from behind their backs.
"Wait, but I...huh?" Norman stutters
>>>>"It's Yahtzee!" Pinkie squeals, It's so much fun, want to play?"
>Norman struggles to respond appropriately.
"But I thought...you...wanted to...fun..."
>>"But we are going to have fun, Norman," she said, "Nothing's more fun than a game of Yahtzee with four of your friends!"
>Norman sighs in defeat
>Twilight screams from the nearby room as he sinks lower into his jacket.