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Adventures of Eggnon [WORLD DOMINATION] Part 3

Feb 28th, 2014
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  1. >Day supreme overlord in Equestria
  2. >You are Eggnon
  3. >It has been a few weeks of laying low and being normal
  4. >The day has finally come for you to become ruler of this world
  5. >It will forever be known as E-Day
  6. >Fluttershy comes in and sits next to you
  7. >"Um...good morning Eggnon..."
  8. What do you want?
  9. >"Is...are eggs your fetish?"
  10. >She pulls out a plate of eggs, each prepared a different way
  11. No Fluttershy. But leave it there.
  12. >She frowns and puts it on the table
  13. >Then she talks again
  14. >"Why...why don't you love me?"
  15. Three reasons. We aren't the same race, you are creepy as shit, and...you're starting to look a little plump.
  16. >She looks at her slightly chubby sides
  17. >She flies out crying
  18. >You shrug it off
  19. She'll be fine.
  20. >You call Metal to your quarters as you eat the delicious eggs
  21. >He steps out of the elevator
  22. >"Yes master?"
  23. It's time to start this. Metal I want you to kidnap Twilight. Wait until she is alone to do it though. If you fail me you will be destroyed. Now go.
  24. >He jumps out of the building
  25. >Fuck he better not mess anything up
  26. >You've worked so hard earning these filthy miniture horses trust
  27. >If it's all ruined because he gets caught...
  28. >You shake your head to get rid of those thoughts
  29. I'm sure he'll do just fine.
  30.  
  31. >You are Metal Blonic
  32. >You walk through the jungle with heat sensors on to detect any life forms
  33. >You approach P0nyville and replay your mission in your head
  34. >"Metal I want you to kidnap Twilight. Wait until she is alone."
  35. >You see a heat signature flying fast above you
  36. >You quickly change into your incognito mode Eggnon created for you
  37. >It allows you to look, talk, and become any creature whose DNA you take
  38. >You take the form of Zecora
  39. >You walk into town searching for the purple p0ny
  40. >You scan the area standing from the town square
  41. >Nowhere to be seen
  42. >You walk up to one of the vendors
  43. >You recall her name: Applejack
  44. Hello Applejack. She is nowhere in sight, so I ask where is Twilight?
  45. >She tips her hat to you
  46. >"Well Twi should be at her Library right now. Can Ah interest you in an apple?"
  47. >You shake your head and head to the Library
  48. >You arrive and scan the building
  49. >She is in there but so is another life form
  50. >A baby dragon
  51. >Her servant
  52. >Your database tells you that it will be more efficient to take the form of the baby dragon
  53. >You search the incognito for it's form
  54. >All you have are Eggnon's and Zecora's DNA
  55. >The dragon baby opens the door
  56. >"Oh hello Zecora! What brings you here?"
  57. Just business with Twilight you see. I heard Rarity calls for thee.
  58. >He zooms off
  59. >Perfect
  60. >You walk inside and shut the door
  61. >Twilight turns to you
  62. >"Zecora! How have you been?"
  63. I need to talk to you about something. Be serious because to your friends, harm it will bring.
  64. >Her face is serious as she approaches you
  65. >"What kind of harm?"
  66. >You wait until she gets close enough
  67. >Three inches left
  68. >Two inches left
  69. >One inch left
  70. >She steps within your grapple range
  71. >Your chest opens and a metallic arm comes out and grabs her
  72. >She screams but you put a hoof to her mouth
  73. >A bubble shield surrounds you both and laughing gas fills it from your chest
  74. >She breathes in enough of it that she thinks she's being consensually sexed in the missionary postion for the sole purpose of procreation by her BBBFF
  75. >You search you database for that term "BBBFF" but nothing comes up
  76. >It does not matter though because it was not the mission
  77. >You set in coordinates for the home base and teleport
  78.  
  79. >You are Eggnon
  80. >You are enjoying a glass of cherry soda when Zecora holding a dirty talking drowsy Twilight teleports in front of you
  81. >You just stare for a second
  82. >Then Zecora changes back into...
  83. Metal! Wonderful job! Were there any witnesses?
  84. >"No."
  85. You are a champion! Now take her to the prison cell in the basement level. Make sure to put the magic absorbing collar on her though.
  86. >He walks to the elevator holding Twilight who seems to be humping his head
  87. >Wat
  88. >After a few minutes he comes back out of the elevator
  89. >"Now what is your bidding master?"
  90. Use the DNA you absorbed from Twilight and take her form.
  91. >He does so
  92. Perfect. Now go to Canterlot and lure one of the Princesses within 10 ft of the building. Only one though. Understand?
  93. >Metal nods
  94. Now go.
  95. >He teleports with Twilight's magic
  96. >You go to the elevator and press floor five beta
  97. >You walk past a number of rooms where robots are being created
  98. >You come to a door and punch in your seven digit code
  99. >The door opens and you walk in the room and close the door
  100. >The lights come on and you walk along a suspended path to the central power source for the cannon you recreated
  101. >You bend down and pull out a drawer
  102. >The two chaos emeralds are still there from when you were sent into this world with them
  103. >You put the two into the machine in their slots
  104. >A monitor comes out from the wall
  105. >A speaker on it talks to you
  106. >"Master Eggnon. Prisoner 001 has awoken and started to make threats. What do you wish us to do?"
  107. >You see Twilight yelling at robots from behind bars
  108. >She has the collar on
  109. Switch on the collar and let her do what she wants.
  110. >"Yes master."
  111. >You see the lights on the collar glow
  112. >She charges up her horn but the glowing from her horn runs down her body into the collar
  113. >She looks around confused
  114. >You smile and look at the canisters you built on the wall
  115. >There are 27 of them
  116. >About 6ft tall each of them
  117. >They store energy
  118. >You calculated you would need this much energy to generate a powerful beam, strong enough to blow up the moon
  119. >After Twilight casts one spell, two of them fill to the top
  120. Hmmm...she's got a lot more power than I thought...
  121.  
  122. >You are Metal disguised as Twilight
  123. >You have tried to scan for the Princesses but some p0ny keeps making sexual gestures and calling you Twi
  124. >His wife found him and took him somewhere so now you scan
  125. >Two p0nies with significant amounts of energy are straight ahead of you in this castle
  126. >You walk through the open doors and into the throne room
  127. >Guards see you and bow, then they leave and close the door behind them
  128. >You scan once again
  129. >One energy signal is closer but heavily surrounded by other weaker ones
  130. >The other is in a separate room but alone
  131. >You slowly walk towards the door trying not to alert the one in front of you
  132. >"My faithful student!"
  133. >!
  134. >You turn towards her and smile
  135. >"What brings you here?"
  136. >You search your databanks for the name of the other energy signal
  137. Just here to visit Luna. P0nies don't really talk to her much do they?
  138. >Celestia frowns a little and then smiles warmly
  139. >"That is a very kind thing for you to do Twilight. Well go ahead I won't keep you."
  140. >You turn back and push the door open
  141. >Luna lays on a couch eating some chips with magic while reading a magazine
  142. >When she sees you she throws her chips in surprise
  143. >"Magic! You startled us! What brings you to our chambers?"
  144. I just wanted to know if you wanted to maybe hang out for the day?
  145. >"What is this 'hang out' thou speakst of?"
  146. Spend time with me.
  147. >"Where would thou takest us?"
  148. To visit Eggnon's tower! He invited me over and said I could bring one guest...so wanna come?
  149. >She squees and jumps out of bed
  150. >"Are you kidding of course we do!"
  151. >She teleports you both within walking distance of the building
  152. >You begin walking to it
  153. >"Magic...this Eggnon...he is most astonishing with his work."
  154. >You look at her
  155. What do you know about his work?
  156. >"Well as you know we can go into all the creatures that live in Equestria's dreams. We saw the magnificent things this Eggnon has created..."
  157. >The building is within plain view now
  158. >12 feet away
  159. >Luna stops walking
  160. >"Twilight..."
  161. >You stop and look at her
  162. Yes Princess?
  163. >"Does Eggnon...does he make you feel fuzzy inside too?"
  164. >You shake your head slowly
  165. >"Oh...we see...well let us continue then..."
  166. >She hangs her head and walks forward
  167. >Two more
  168. >One more
  169. >Suddenly a pale green bubble appears around Luna
  170. >She screams and flails around tripping on herself in the bubble
  171. >She stares at you as you leave incognito mode
  172. >Then she screams again as the bubble teleports
  173. >You fly up into Eggnon's quarters
  174.  
  175. >You are Eggnon
  176. >As you stand in the cannon's control center the monitor that shows you Twilight switches to your main room and Metal flies in
  177. Oh ho! Did he do it?
  178. >A green bubble with Luna trapped inside appears at the control center
  179. >It floats right above the place where the chaos emeralds you put in are
  180. >"EGGNON! RELEASE US AT ONCE!"
  181. I'm afraid I cant do that Princess.
  182. >She glares at you with hatred in her eyes
  183. >There is a tug at your shirt
  184. >You look down and Metal is there
  185. You did it! Nice job!
  186. >He shakes his head
  187. >"Master...even with the incredible amount of energy this one can discharge, I have found in Twilight's mind that the Princess was far more powerful as a being known as 'Nightmare Moon' and it would be much better for our mission if we were to turn her back."
  188. >You stroke your mustache at this amazing news
  189. So...how do you think we would be able to put her back?
  190. >"We need to release her inner hatred."
  191. Again I ask how will we accomplish this?
  192. >"Your latest attempt at stopping Fluttershy, sir."
  193. The memory ray?
  194. >You made it so when Fluttershy tries to rape you, you just shoot her and she passes out there for a couple minutes seeing her life like a movie
  195. >"Yes. The only reason she has not transformed back into Nightmare Moon is because she has found out how to forgive and forget...mostly forget though."
  196. Metal...you genius!
  197. >Luna taps on the side of the bubble
  198. >"Please Eggnon...you don't understand what we can be capable of as...her."
  199. >You pull out your laser pistol and switch it to memory
  200. >You point it to her
  201. >Tears stream down her face as she says
  202. >"I'm sorry Eggnon..."
  203. >You pull the trigger and an orange triangle shaped beam hits Luna's chest
  204. >She falls over asleep
  205. >You are Luna
  206. >You see yourself being born
  207. >It is quiet disgusting
  208. >Your mother dies after having you
  209. >A few years later Tia blames your mother's death on you and wished you were never born
  210. >That was the first time you tried to run away
  211. >The royal guards found you asleep in a bush
  212. >They brought you back to your bed
  213. >As high prestige a castle this may be, it is always a prison to you
  214. >Then you see the day when you and Tia get into an argument and Tia strikes you down, telling you that she is the only princess
  215. >That hurt you more than being bucked in the head
  216. >It hurt you inside...
  217. >A few hundred years later you finally manage to satisfy your sister, you ask her a question
  218. >Not a bad question just a curious one
  219. >You asked why everyp0ny slept during your night and played during her day
  220. >She was furious and thought you were trying to defy her
  221. >She backed you into a corner with blows until you finally snapped
  222. >The hatred and pent up stress inside of you was formed into another being
  223. >You named it Nightmare Moon
  224. >Your eye's glowed with hatred and picked Tia up and threw her around like a ragdoll
  225. >You felt something you've never before that day
  226. >Happiness
  227. >You continued to beat the everloving shit out of her until she is a quiverring and snivelling mess on the ground
  228. >"We will never allow your day to come again 'sister' for eternal night shall always stay!"
  229. >Suddenly you are floating
  230. >Tia managed to survive all that and is holding you up
  231. >But you know she cheated
  232. >"You dare use the elements against me?! YOUR SISTER?! FROM THE SAME MOTHER WE WERE BIRTHED!"
  233. >She remains silent as her eyes glow and the elements float around her
  234. >Then she speaks, gasping for air after each phrase
  235. >"I hereby...banish you...moon..."
  236. >You just stare at her
  237. >She can barely stand
  238. >"Okay. You want to banish me?! When I return I will bring apon this land eternal night! Have fun...while it lasts!"
  239. >With a zap you are in the moon
  240. >She didn't banish you to the moon like she told p0nies
  241. >She banished you in the moon
  242. >You stayed there in an underground cave
  243. >You had to teach yourself new magic and you practiced it all day every day until you finally broke free of that imprisonment
  244. >You travelled back only to be stripped of your power and knowledge by none other than Tia's fucking student and her friends
  245. >The Elements of Harmony
  246. >You were returned to the age that the evil inside you first began to manifest
  247. >They had a party celebrating the event and you went home with Tia
  248. >She apologized in front of the Elements...
  249. >But when you got home
  250. >It was the same as before
  251. >Except her kicks were a lot more powerful now because of your little body
  252. >She beat you to submission just to prove what she was capable of
  253. >Until your body caught up with time she would do this every night
  254. >To sort of make you understand that you are nothing but her...servant almost
  255. >She hasn't taught you anything of this new world or what's happened
  256. >You decide to visit P0nyville on nightmare night because you hear there will be p0nies there
  257. >They made that holiday celebrating the night, a guard told you
  258. >You happily ride your night carriage down to P0nyville with the thought of social activity still ripe in your mind
  259. >You jump off when at P0nyville and a majority of the p0nies are there
  260. >You tell them how they should not love Nightmare Moon for she is no more
  261. >They all cower in fear and do not listen to a word you say
  262. >After that turn of events you found out that they didn't care about you, the real princess of the night, they loved Nightmare Moon...what you created when beaten to hatred
  263. >You cried yourself to sleep that night
  264. >It seemed every day was a repeat of getting lectures from Tia or your Canterlot 'duties' she assigned you...basically her stuff though
  265. >The only time you could voice your opinion was when the elements were present
  266. >Then Tia wouldn't strike you down and use the Royal voice in your face
  267. >Well not then anyways...she would later...
  268. >As the visions end you sit face to face with...her
  269. >Your other side
  270. >Nightmare Moon
  271. >"I do not understand how you can just sit there and let her do those things to you. With my power we could overthrow her and be rid of all these beatings!"
  272. I understand that Nightmare, but you cannot use fire to fight fire...that only increases the fire.
  273. >She turns into blue smoke and talks into your ear
  274. >"But I know you loved it...even if it was for minutes...you loved seeing her suffer."
  275. >A small smile appears on your face
  276. Yes...I did love it...seeing her snivel and tremble at my-sorry, our power...that was the greatest day in my life.
  277. >She reappears in front of you
  278. >"Take my hoof and let us help this Eggnon defeat the 'Princess' of the sun. What do you say?"
  279. >You extend a hoof
  280. Let's do it.
  281. >Suddenly a wave of chills hits you when she enters your body
  282. >She fuses herself in you
  283. >You are now one
  284. >You feel...powerful
  285. >Much more powerful than when it was either you or Nightmare
  286. >Your powers combined
  287. >You awake in the bubble of green with Eggnon asleep at a chair next to you
  288. >You prod at the bubble and it does not give
  289. >You sigh as you look back at Eggnon
  290. >He looks so...peaceful...
  291. >But when you read his mind back in Canterlot you realized how evil he is
  292. >As you witnessed his attempts to kill his enemy and take over the world you noticed something
  293. >You and him were a lot alike
  294. >As you curl back up still looking at him you say to yourself
  295. We will be together soon Eggnon...
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