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Invisable Anon 2

Apr 28th, 2013
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  1. >You are anonymous
  2. >and you're still having a fantastic time being invisible
  3. >since scaring rarity she's been a little bit more hospitable
  4. >stopping with the workload she was given
  5. >she decided to make a little bit tea for you so that you too could chat
  6. >really, the chat is more gossip
  7. >whatever you're down for anything
  8. >It's when she brings out the tea set sets it down at the smaller table brings out to chairs that she realizes
  9. >it can be awkward as fuck to talk to somebody who was invisible
  10. >so you do what is probably the first thing that comes your mind
  11. >she had a piece of wood
  12. >some paper
  13. >and some crayons
  14. >you decide to get to work.
  15. >on a piece of paper you draw a smiley face
  16. >you set the piece of wood up in the chair just so it looks like it's sitting there
  17. telling her that where you placed a piece of paper is about where your head would be,
  18. >this makes it less awkward for you to talk to her this way
  19. >even though it looks stupid as hell
  20. >so rarity starts talking to the piece of wood
  21. >you're about to sit down when you hear somebody else coming down the stairs
  22. >holy shit it's a mini rarity.
  23. >When she gets down the stairs she looks at the scene that's before her,
  24. >rarity sitting at a table,
  25. >two teacups are out,
  26. >and a piece of wood with a smiley face drawn on a piece of paper taped to it is in the chair opposite her
  27. >yeah she thinks her sister when insane,
  28. >you can see it in her face
  29. >rarity tries to explain that you are real,
  30. >tries to explain what's happening,
  31. >and the linchpin to her plan
  32. >you speaking up and telling the filly you're there.
  33. >But your anonymous
  34. >and you love fucking with people,
  35. >you don't say a God damn word
  36. >much to rarities displeasure
  37. >rarity is getting more and more frantic trying to get sweetie Belle to believe that anonymous is real
  38. >you are
  39. >that filly doesn't know that
  40. >as she backs up she says she's going to school
  41. >opens the door and bolts out
  42. >Rarity looks at the door and abject horror,
  43. >what is sweetie Belle going this say about her,
  44. >are people going to believe that she's insane,
  45. >will people still buy my clothing,
  46. >and she's brought out of her daze by your dumb ass rolling on the floor laughing about it,
  47. >you take a sip of the tea
  48. >telling her to basically calm the hell down
  49. >it's not that bad
  50. >at which point she throws plank at You
  51.  
  52. >This is your cue to leave
  53. >but now you have nothing to do
  54. >a quick scan of the area reveals to you that you can still see sweetie Belle,
  55. >seeing this you decide to follow her to school,
  56. >hell you might learn something for once.
  57. >Along the way she picks up an orange one and the yellow one,
  58. >apparently they're her friends,
  59. >not close enough to listen but you get the gist there having a good time talking to each other
  60. >friendly enough to me
  61. >once they get to the schoolyard
  62. >they put their shit in the classroom and go out and play
  63. >apparently school hasn't started yet.
  64. >While they're playing you see two other fillies go up to them
  65. >apparently sweetie Belle has a lot of friends,
  66. >however you're close enough this time to hear the conversation.
  67. >Apparently one of them is the school bully and the other one is her stooge.
  68. >nothing pisses you off more than when kids get bullied,
  69. >so you decide to have a little fun,
  70. >you just don't know how yet but you pick up a few stones
  71. >well its more pebbles than stones but heavy enough to get your point across
  72. >you toss one is hard as you can at the bitchy ones ass,
  73. >this gets a small yelp from her,
  74. >with her looking around trying to figure out what the hell just happened.
  75. >Apparently she thinks sweetie Belle did something,
  76. >you toss another one at her.
  77. >She's staring straight at sweetie Belle
  78. >this time she sees that it wasnt her magic,
  79. >now she's wondering what the hell it could be
  80. >she turned around and begins the bitch out the three friends again
  81. >seeing this you elected to throw another stone at her ass
  82. >this time a bit bigger,
  83. >yeah she's done bitching at them now
  84. >running towards the safety of the schoolhouse that she thinks will protect her
  85. >but you know better
  86. >you're going in with them
  87. >it's at this point that the teacher comes out and instructs them to go inside
  88. >hey you learned her name cheerilee.
  89. >You follow inside and much to your disappointment this isnt a magical flying using magic school
  90. >this is a normal they are second graders school.
  91. >Fuck my life this is boring
  92. >but you learn the names of the two bullies
  93. >silver spoon and diamond tiara.
  94. >God their names even sound bully-ish.
  95. >Throughout the class diamond tiara takes jabs at fucking everybody,
  96. >yeah she didnt learn her God damn lesson
  97. >st least silver spoon isn't doing anything
  98. >you are right when you said she was a stooge.
  99. >This amount of shadiness needs to end
  100. >you go up right beside her and you just wait you wait until she does something else.
  101. >It doesn't take long,
  102. >you are lazy as hell and even it didn't take long enough you to decide to sit down for her to start digging in the sweetie Belle so the whole class can hear it.
  103. >Enough is enough you grab her desk and you violently shakes the ever loving shit out of it while screaming
  104. “ARARARARARARARARABBLLEBELELVBBLBLRREARARARAR”
  105.  
  106. >This didn't have the affect your anticipated
  107. >granted you didn't think this plans through
  108. >but you scared the hell out of the whole class.
  109. >Well at least diamond tiara pissed herself a little which was awesome
  110. >but hell I didnt want to scare everybody in the class
  111. >one of the windows is open
  112. >so you decide to leave before any of the fallout really hits you,
  113. >being they were most likely going to get twilight to come here and investigate.
  114. >Deciding that now is a better time than any to leave you go to a park in the middle of Ponyville rest up against a tree and take a much deserved nap
  115.  
  116. >Several hours later when the sun is just about setting
  117. >you wake up and decide that it is time that you should go back to to the housebrary,
  118. >when you get there twilight is sitting by the door watching it
  119. >waiting for you to come home,
  120. >you hate getting bitched at,
  121. >but it wasn't for what you thought was
  122. >twilight asks you “what was it that use it touched me with this morning”
  123. >apparently she can't get it through her head that wasn't your penis,
  124. “I balled my fist up and I pressed against her cheek, I might be an asshole, but I'm not that much of an asshole.”
  125. >A look of relief washed over her face
  126. >her demeanor much better than when you walked in,
  127. >apparently no one from the school came to get her to investigate
  128. >weird
  129. >But just because she thought you would actually poke her in the face of your Dick,
  130. >you decide to hold her up a little bit and give her a memory she wants to forget
  131. “hey twilight listen to this noise”
  132. >you proceed to make a noise
  133. slapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslap
  134. >and when you stop and you asked twilight what she thinks that noise was,
  135. >needless to say she doesn't get it.
  136. >After several wrong guesses she gets pissed off and just bluntly tells you “just tell me what it is”
  137. you tell her “that was the noise of my Dick being swung back and forth into the sides of my legs”
  138. >she starts to laugh thinking you're joking
  139. >but then you don't
  140. >and this concerns her
  141. “twilight I was serious, I just wanted to put a noise in your head. Because you can't actually see me, no one but you will actually know what I'm doing when that sound is being made, and you know I'm going to have a lot of fun with it”
  142. >At this point her eyes go wide,
  143. >she's thinking of all the possibilities of what you could possibly do.
  144. “Good night twilight”
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