var loginMessages = [
    {"name": "HAL", "response": "I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."},
    {"name": "BurningSandworm", "response": "FEEL THE WORM!"},
    {"name": "Starfucker", "response": "Please try your login again you weird bastard"},
    {"name": "CaptainSulu", "response": "Oh my!"},
    {"name": "2Fast2Fusion", "response": "Prepare for fuel injection."},
    {"name": "HAL9000", "response": "I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."},
    {"name": "DarthVader", "response": "Join me, and together we shall rule the galaxy"},
    {"name": "FernFan69", "response": "Botanical perverts have been temparily blocked by order of GSA"},
    {"name": "SmokeKryptonEveryCycle", "response": "Legalize kryptonite!"},
    {"name": "OnlyRacistAgainstXenonians", "response": "Otherwise known as xenophobia"},
    {"name": "robbytherobot", "response": "bleep blorp bleep bleep"},
    {"name": "QuantumTruth", "response": "Get yur hands off mah galaxeeeee"},
    {"name": "IFeelYourPain", "response": "Hey Wakka whassup!"},
    {"name": "Max_Rebo", "response": "Han shot first."},
    {"name": "Snowalker", "response": "This account has been disabled by order of the GSA. Do not attempt to login further. Galactic Justice Enforcement troops are enroute to your location."},
    {"name": "murphcooper", "response": "STAY. Murph. Tell him to stay. Don't let him leave Murph."},
    {"name": "ConfusedXenopod", "response": "You are not delicious."},
    {"name": "SmashtheGSA", "response": "Attention treasonous human. Your rebel activities have been recorded. Justice enforcement will be swift."},
    {"name": "DragonRider", "response": "Elon Musk more like Melon Lusk am I right?"},
    {"name": "ReplicantRavager", "response": "Go away pervert."},
    {"name": "SkinnyGenes", "response": "I bet you tell people you were into reddit back in 3012."},
    {"name": "AuronLove4eva", "response": "Loving Auron is not a crime. And if it were, I would want to be a criminal."},
    {"name": "ThrowMyHeadAway", "response": "Just what those sexually excitable species need. Another headless body to fantasize about."},
    {"name": "253Mathilde", "response": "Reddit is a community. Shouldn't a community have leadership elected from the community?"},
    {"name": "SpacesuitFart", "response": "Your login stinks."},
    {"name": "FempireStrikesBack", "response": "Not all sithlords"},
    {"name": "LeDarkMercurian", "response": "Greetings Ma Alien"},
    {"name": "XenonianCorp", "response": "1 39 1 94 120389 1378 you have been found suitable for consumption"},
    {"name": "Takei4Pay", "response": "Takei is a galactic treasure and we disavow your attempt to sully the great name."},
    {"name": "EmperorTay_Fan", "response": "Under the rule of Emperor Tay, all live in the year 1989"},
    {"name": "AssetsNMergers", "response": "Would you like to perform The Ritual?"},
    {"name": "dcj90", "response": "Say wut wut"},
    {"name": "Bones", "response": "Damnit Jim, it's a login not a doctor"},
    {"name": "KuatoBaradaNikto", "response": "Hail to the King"},
    {"name": "LickMyHeinlein", "response": "How dare you"},
    {"name": "DrWhoseYourDaddy", "response": "Im gonna let you finish but Tom Baker was the best doctor of all time"},
    {"name": "WaiterAtTheEndofTheUniverse", "response": "The answer of course is 42"},
    {"name": "UseTheSchwartz", "response": "It's gone from Suck to Blow."},
    {"name": "FascistFuckwit", "response": "You will now be rounded up and deported."},
    {"name": "TinfoilHeatShield", "response": "Death Star was an inside job"},
    {"name": "JakkuJunker", "response": "Kylo Ren says he's the real victim"},
    {"name": "NothingUpstairs", "response": "Time for more torso pleasing projections"},
    {"name": "tannhausergatecrasher", "response": "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die."},
    {"name": "Dat_Wormhole", "response": "You're more twisted than an alternate dimension"},
    {"name": "moonraker", "response": "I'm shaken, but not stirred."},
    {"name": "harkness", "response": "WE ARE COMING. WE ARE COMING. WE ARE COMING."},
    {"name": "G1G0L0J0E", "response": "Your gigolo joe. What do you know?"},
    {"name": "BluePlanet", "response": "Fun while it lasted"},
    {"name": "spacedrunk", "response": "You're cut off."},
    {"name": "EntropyThief", "response": "Have you heard that entropy isn't what it used to be?"},
    {"name": "ObiWannaKenobi", "response": "Awwww yeah. Use the force"},
    {"name": "smarterthanu", "response": "I doubt that foolish human"},
    {"name": "truth", "response": "The authoritarian censorship infesting this mass social media community of 231 MILLION PEOPLE must be stopped. These censors were not elected by us. They do not represent us. If this is a real community then these people have no legitimate or ethical claim of control over the conversations we hold in our community. This is a vital and powerful source of information sharing for millions of people. The corporation that promotes reddit claims this is a community. Well there are millions of us and only a few of them. Reddit is too large a media outlet to pretend to be a community and then secretly manipulate what people are allowed to see. Reddit needs transparency and democracy. Or the dustbin of history."},
    {"name": "democracy", "response": "The authoritarian censorship infesting this mass social media community of 231 MILLION PEOPLE must be stopped. These censors were not elected by us. They do not represent us. If this is a real community then these people have no legitimate or ethical claim of control over the conversations we hold in our community. This is a vital and powerful source of information sharing for millions of people. The corporation that promotes reddit claims this is a community. Well there are millions of us and only a few of them. Reddit is too large a media outlet to pretend to be a community and then secretly manipulate what people are allowed to see. Reddit needs transparency and democracy. Or the dustbin of history."},
    {"name": "censorship", "response": "The authoritarian censorship infesting this mass social media community of 231 MILLION PEOPLE must be stopped. These censors were not elected by us. They do not represent us. If this is a real community then these people have no legitimate or ethical claim of control over the conversations we hold in our community. This is a vital and powerful source of information sharing for millions of people. The corporation that promotes reddit claims this is a community. Well there are millions of us and only a few of them. Reddit is too large a media outlet to pretend to be a community and then secretly manipulate what people are allowed to see. Reddit needs transparency and democracy. Or the dustbin of history."},
    {"name": "reddit", "response": "The authoritarian censorship infesting this mass social media community of 231 MILLION PEOPLE must be stopped. These censors were not elected by us. They do not represent us. If this is a real community then these people have no legitimate or ethical claim of control over the conversations we hold in our community. This is a vital and powerful source of information sharing for millions of people. The corporation that promotes reddit claims this is a community. Well there are millions of us and only a few of them. Reddit is too large a media outlet to pretend to be a community and then secretly manipulate what people are allowed to see. Reddit needs transparency and democracy. Or the dustbin of history."},
    {"name": "CensorShip", "response": "The authoritarian censorship infesting this mass social media community of 231 MILLION PEOPLE must be stopped. These censors were not elected by us. They do not represent us. If this is a real community then these people have no legitimate or ethical claim of control over the conversations we hold in our community. This is a vital and powerful source of information sharing for millions of people. The corporation that promotes reddit claims this is a community. Well there are millions of us and only a few of them. Reddit is too large a media outlet to pretend to be a community and then secretly manipulate what people are allowed to see. Reddit needs transparency and democracy. Or the dustbin of history."}
];