No fucks given, but plenty of chances

I present you with the power of NOT GIVING A FUCK!
How the fuck do you use such a great gift?
You don't.
Because if you do, you'll be giving a fuck.
That's becoming a villian.
You've fallen to the dark side of fuck giving.
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!
I LOVED YOU!
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE NOT FUCK GIVING!