Too epic

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>Too epic in Equestria.
>The door to your house slowly opens to reveal Fluttershy.
>She holds a button in her hoof.
>You turn to her from reading the paper.
>The paper drops from your hands.
"What are you doing?"
>"What I should have done since the day you rejected me. If I push this button, one of us dies."
"Bullshit."
>"Well then I guess you're probably wondering why that last cheeto tasted so strange aren't you?"
"...what?"
>"I inserted a chip in that one. A chip that has a 50/50 chance to explode like a stick of dynamite if I press this button."
[Press it.]
>A few drops of sweat roll down your face.
"W-What?"
>"You heard me."
>She brings her hoof closer to the button.
[Press it.]
>"Don't try to run, this has incredible range."
"Alright what do you want?!"
>"Have sex with me and I won't press it."
"N-Never!"
>She puts her hoof on the button.
[Press it.]
"Alright! I'll..."
>No...
>You can't do this...
>That's Fluttershy!
>Everything you've done so far was to stop her from winning.
>There's not a chance in hell you're going to give in now.
"I'LL NEVER HAVE SEX WITH YOU."
>You close your eyes and accept your fate.
>She pushes the button.
[Press it.]
>A loud crack noise is heard and when you open your eyes you don't see Fluttershy anymore.
>And there's blood everywhere.
>Well shit.
>At least you aren't,
>Fucking Fluttershy

[And again because it sounds so cool.]