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- >“Get off my boat, Anon.”
- >Ye spits in front of Shining Armor’s hooves ‘n growl.
- “Yar! Over me dead body ya scallywag!”
- >Ye waves yer pirate hook at ‘im ta scare the dirty land-lubbers.
- >The lad’s face still be stoic as ever, completely unphased by yer antics.
- >Yargh...screw the scurvy dog!
- >He just be jealous ‘cause ya gots yerself the shiniest boots o’ the seven seas with an’ eyepatch, yargh!
- >The blue-maned rascal flabbers his scurvy lips at ye.
- >“Anon, seriously, get the Tartarus off my ship before I get my soldiers to throw you off.”
- >The lad’s band o’ ponies be whats ye’d expects.
- >Them sea-dogs o’ Shining’s ship be garbed with the most gayest sailor rags ya laid ye eye upon!
- >Ya lets out hardy pirate laugh.
- “Yar har har! Ye thinks ya can make Cap’n Anon walk off the plank, eh?”
- >“No, we’ll just put you back onto the dock before we leave.”
- “We’ll sees about that ye filthy--wait, we haven’t left the dock yet?”
- >You look behind you from the ship.
- >The families of many sailor ponies all look bored by your antics, and Twilight and Cadance have an annoyed expression on their faces.
- >...Guess you started too soon?
- >Shining walks up beside you and places a hoof on your shoulder.
- >“Anon, dude. You don’t wanna go with us. You’re not even in the Her Majesty’s Royal Guard.”
- >...
- “Oh. Shit, you sure we can’t make this like some sort of long-ass story about me acting like I’m a pirate and do some shit that annoys you?”
- >Shining shakes his head no with a confused look on his face.
- >“Sorry, but why would I do that?”
- >Fuck this wasn’t what you had in mind…
- “Uh, look, are you sure I can’t make this into a ditzy sort of swashbuckling adventure at sea? I mean seriously, I even got the outfit custom made and shit! Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a pirate costume made for the only human in this world?”
- >The stallion sighs at your persistence, and face hooves.
- >“Anon, no. We are not doing that, we won’t let you stay on the ship. GET. OFF.”
- >Your head hangs low in defeat.
- “Fuck.”
- >The sound of tiny wings fluttering under your pirate hat makes you remove it.
- >The expensive cockatoo you bought from Fluttershy flaps onto your shoulder.
- >“Raaa! I'M A FOOKIN LEGEND! Raaa!”
- “No, Eric my loyal lackey. No swashbucklin’ for us fuckin' legends...”
- And this is why I can’t force out a long Anon story without it becoming some tiny humorous oneshot shit.
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