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- >You’re chillaxing at your home when suddenly….
- >Knock on the door
- >Groan
- >She’ll never learn
- >You walk over to the door
- >Swing it open
- >Butterfly butt has a sandwich
- >You want to get this over with so you eat it
- >Wait a minute…
- >Too late!
- >She squees at you and gives you a smug smile
- >You feel like a complete dumbass as your vision blurs
- >Fluttershy strokes your face as you fade from consciousness
- >”M-my precious…”
- >You awaken in a dark room
- >Dark enough that you can’t see shit
- >You groan, and stand up
- >Hey, your clothes are still on
- >You wave your arms, no restraints either
- >This is unexpected
- >You were thinking you’d wake up nude and covered in horse juices
- >Maybe because she couldn’t undress you
- >You see a small black box on the ground
- >You open it up to see a fancy ring
- >Is this what you think it is?
- >Oh well, you’re not staying around long enough to find out
- >But not before putting it in your pocket, it could be worth some bits
- >You begin to walk in a random direction, hopefully towards the exit, when you hear heavy breathing
- “Fluttershy?”
- >Silence
- >Move towards the breathing
- >A yellow blur jumps at you
- >You dodge and cry out in shock
- “What the hell are you doing?”
- >Yellow Quiet grins creepily and approaches you
- >”Are riddles your fetish, my precious?”
- “No, what kind of fetish is that?”
- >You sigh, and expect her to leave you alone but she gets closer
- >”Oh, you’re just hiding it!”
- >Sigh
- >You would leave but it’s extremely dark in here and you can only see her
- >Hmmmmm
- “Okay then, how about we have a game of riddles?”
- >Fluttershy looks truly excited about this, she flaps her wings excitedly
- “If I win you must show me the way out.”
- >She pouts a little but then puts on a smile that rustles you
- >The weirdo turns her head and speaks to herself
- >”And if he loses, then we ruts him!”
- >She cackles a bit, and turns to you
- >”If precious loses then we ruts him whole.”
- >Her tail lifts and she does the pony equivalent of suggestive eyebrows
- >Facepalm
- >”Fair enough….”
- >Fluttershy bites her lip and slowly approaches as she begins her riddle
- >”You stick your poles inside of me….”
- >She blushes
- >”You tie me down to get me up~.”
- >She pants and gets closer
- >”I get wet before you do! What am I?”
- >Her hoof reaches for your chest
- “Hey! Let me answer!”
- >You push her away
- >”Okay, but if it asks and it doesn’t answer….”
- >She turns around and winks at you
- >Shudder
- >The answer comes to you
- “A tent.”
- >Fluttershy looks confused, and then thinks about it for a moment
- >”Y-you win this round precious…”
- >This should stump her
- “I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?”
- >You wait for her to think it over, but you realize she was too busy staring at your crotch
- “Fluttershy….”
- >”Oh!”
- >She scrunches her face pondering it
- >You’ve got her
- >She keeps staring back at your crotch but that isn’t the answer
- “Ready to show me the way out?”
- >She shakes her head and scrunches her face harder
- >Then she cries out happily
- >”Hot m- I mean chewing gum!”
- >Shit!
- >You thought you had her!
- >She repeats the answer a few times
- >”Chewing gum! Chewing gum!”
- >When she notices your leer she hides behind her mane and whispers
- >”chewing gum….”
- >Then she gives you a surprisingly confident look
- >”What has 40 teeth and holds back a… monster?”
- >That….that’s a good one
- >You pace the room for a couple seconds
- >Teeth….
- >Monster…
- >Huh…
- >Fluttershy notices you’re not getting any closer to answering the riddle
- >She approaches with bedroom eyes
- >A wing brushes your cheek, and a tail caresses your crotch
- >You shudder, and wonder if she could even undress you with a zipper in the way
- >Wait teeth….
- >Zipper
- >Monster?
- >You realize that was just a way to say dick
- >Roll your eyes
- >”A zipper!”
- >You push her away, much to her disappointment
- >Fluttershy was getting annoyed, and also tired of the game
- >It had made her very horny indeed
- >She sat down in the dark by you
- >”It’s got to ask us a quesstion, my preciouss, yes, yess, yesss. Jusst one more quesstion to guess, yes, yess.”
- >But you simply could not think of any question with that yellow, fuzzy, shy thing sitting next to you, nuzzling and rubbing you
- >You scratched yourself, you pinched yourself
- >Still, you could think of nothing
- >”Ask us! Ask us!”
- >You pinched yourself, and even felt your pocket
- >Oh yeah that ring, you’re still wondering why it is here
- >Thinking aloud you say
- “What have I got in my pocket?”
- >”Not fair! It isn’t fair, to ask us what it’s got in its little pocketses?”
- >May as well use this as your riddle
- >You repeat your question
- “What have I got in my pocket?”
- >She pouts but then relents
- >”Give us three guesses…”
- >Shrug
- “Okay.”
- >Fluttershy puts a hoof to her thoughtfully
- >”Handses!”
- “Nope.”
- >She let out a hiss
- >What is she? A snake?
- >She gets more frantic
- >”Lint? Is it lint?!”
- >You grin
- “Wrong again, Mellow Yellow!”
- >Cross your arms
- “One more guess!”
- >Fluttershy stomped her hoof and shut her eyes in a frustrated manner
- >She was afraid to use up her last guess
- “Times up!”
- >Quickly she squeaked out
- >”String! Or nothing!”
- “Both wrong”
- >You stand up tall
- >Fluttershy does not seem satisfied
- “Show me the way out now….”
- >She frowns and looks around
- >”But! But…first we need to show you s-something.”
- “Why?”
- >”It’s important!”
- >She hovers to someplace
- >Then she gasps
- >”Where is it!? The engagement ring was supposed to be here!”
- >Fluttershy grumbles
- >Oh so that’s what it is..
- >Fluttershy goes back to you, but this time she has >rape in her eyes
- >”What has it got in its pocketses?!”
- >She licks her lips
- >It seems like she wants to find out for herself as she pounces you
- >Shit
- >Her marshmallow hooves just rub on you though as she tries to undress you
- >She opens her mouth, most likely to use her teeth, but you roll off and away
- >You feel around for an exit and find one, with Fluttershy in hot pursuit
- >You put on the ring and throw the empty box at her
- >She gasps and opens the box
- >But you are already gone
- >She actually smiles that the box is empty
- >”Anon! We loves you! LOVES YOU! FOREVER!”
- >You shudder as the shed you escaped disappears on the horizon
- >You don’t stop running
- >But it’s hard to do with this boner
- >Because riddles really are...
- >You put on a pair of shades
- >An unexpected fetish...
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