[SECRET] MALI FOR HOLY ROMAN EMPEROR

THE NATION OF MALI NOTICES THAT THE EMPIRE IS IN A STATE OF FAILURE AND CONFLICT CONSTANTLY. THEREFORE YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR ME, MALI. I AM A GREAT LEADER LOOK WHAT I DID IN WEST AFRICA. IT'S IMPORTANT TO KNOW WHAT I STAND FOR. SO HERE'S SOME INFO i STAND FOR GIVING TYPHUS TO THE INFIDELS, CONVERTING THIS GREAT LAND TO PROTESTANT WHICH IS NOW OFFICIALLY COOLER THAN CATHOLICISM. i DECIDED THIS WHILE EVERYONE WAS AWAY, BUT IT'S A GOOD DECISION. FURTHERMORE, PROTESTANT AND ISLAM WILL BE COMBINED INTO "PROSLAMS" 'CAUSE WE ARE THE BEST. ALSO i HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT DANK KUSH SO MALI WILL IMPORT DRUGS FROM WEST AFRICA UNTIL EUROPE DOESN'T WANNA FIGHT ANYMORE. THIS PART IS TO YOU UNCOOL ELECTORS. WHAT'S WRONG? DON'T LIKE BEING COOL? i DIDN'T WANT YOUR LAME VOTE ANYWAYS. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOUR VOTES ARE NO LONGER VALID UNLESS IT IS FOR ME. NOW A WORD FROM YOUR SOON TO BE EMPEROR

VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME. I'M THE BEST CANDIDATE AND NOT A HAPSBURG. I HAVE SO MUCH MONEY I WILL BUY THE ELECTORS A GOLDEN PONY IF THEY VOTE FOR ME. I'M A COOL KID. TRUST ME I CAN RUN THIS LAND WELL. FINALLY I OFFER AFRICAN AND ARABIAN CONCUBINES TO THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE ME. SEE? DON'T YOU WANT TO VOTE FOR ME NOW UNCOOL ELECTORS?

- Mansa Muhmud Keita III of Mali, I hope you vote for me.