Zion: You throw the beans down the hatch. They hit the ground and splatter all over. Now what?
Zion
I look if they make any trails.
Andy
"You want to go back to your place before something eats our faces?"
Zion
"my place is really far away"
`DM
Zion: No trails. Are you going to keep standing there?
Zion
I close the hatch, and look around for something heavy to place on it.
`DM
Zion: You are surrounded by rocks of various sizes, big and small.
Zion
"here, help me put some of these on the hatch"
* Zion starts placing rocks on top of the hatch
Andy
Andy looks around before going about helping her
`DM
Andy: As you help Zion place rocks on top of the hatch, you continue to hear the pair of footsteps follow you.
Andy
Andy grits her teeth, pausing to look around herself.
Zion
"what?"
Andy
"I.. It's nothing." She shook her head.
Zion
"you sure?"
Andy
"Yeah I'm sure. Let's just go, ok?"
Zion
"ok. let's climb up to the ground level floor"
Andy
She nods, "Alright, yeah, lead the way."
* Zion climbs up the ladder
`DM
Both: The hatch is now covered with many rocks, most of which could be considered 'big.' It's obvious anyone down there won't be able to push through.
Zion: You climb up the ladder successfully. You are now back on the surface level, inside the machine.
Zion
I check the room, drawers, computers, and such after traces from my dad.
Or just anything, really.
Andy
Andy looks around warily, listening for the footsteps.
`DM
Andy: You look around in place, not hearing any footsteps. There's no one there in the lower level with you, or, at least, no one you can see.
Zion: You check through drawers and find various documents about finance. Not very interesting. Some of the computers won't start up-- the ones that do, require a password. That is, all but one computer.
Zion
>Investigate further
Andy
Andy stands in one place and watches Zion, frowning slightly.
`DM
Andy: Zion's not there. She climbed up the ladder.
Andy
I had assumed she had followed Zion, but she does that now.
Zion
What happens with the computer?
`DM
Andy: You make it up the ladder and observe Zion.
Zion: You examine the computer screen. https://i.imgur.com/AwJjx9v.png
Zion
I click on notepad.
`DM
Andy: You hear the footsteps walk towards where Zion is.
Zion: https://i.imgur.com/nItPw2i.png
Andy
"Zion, what are you doing?"
* Zion sighs, visibly frustrated
Zion
"I thought I finally found an unlocked computer"
"but its FUCKING EMPTY"
* Zion sighs again
`DM
Zion: The keyboard keys seem to begin typing on their own.
Zion
"wait..."
Andy
"Can we please just leave? I really don't like it here."
`DM
Zion: https://i.imgur.com/mzEy8HK.png
Zion
I type: then show yourself and stop terrorizing andy
prick
"hang on. something just happened"
Andy
"What happened?"
Zion
"you're not going to like this"
"but the keyboard started typing on its own"
`DM
Zion: After a second, the keyboard begins typing again. https://i.imgur.com/nqRdrwc.png
Andy
She groans, rubbing her face, "That sounds absolutely perfect."
Zion
"I know right"
"its like a really shitty chat window"
I type: who are you?
why?
`DM
Andy: The footsteps walk towards you again.
Zion: There is no response.
Andy
She leans back, looking at where the footsteps are, "Uh."
Zion
I type: answer me you fuck
`DM
Andy: There is no one.
Andy
"Can we please leave?"
`DM
Zion: A pop-up appears on the computer: This computer is now locked due to: Too much swearing! Please contact: admin... at: MACHINA 6C.
Zion: The computer is now frozen. You cannot move the cursor or type.
* Zion looks at the computer for a second.
Zion
"fffffuck you," she says and pours beans on the keyboard
`DM
Zion: The keyboard does not react.
Andy
"....Let's leave."
Zion
"I wanna smash something"
"lets find some underlings or something."
Andy
"Ok, I'm fine witht hat, as long as we get to leave."
Zion
We leave the machine, and enter the surface level.
`DM
Both: As soon as you leave you are both flocked by moose-imps. (STRIFE!) Andy&Zion vs. 6x Imp
Both: Roll perception, then initiative.
Zion
roll 1d20-1 perception
`DM
Zion rolled 1d20-1 perception [ 1d20=12 ]{11}
Zion
roll 1d20+2 initiative
`DM
Zion rolled 1d20+2 initiative [ 1d20=12 ]{14}
Andy
roll d20+3
`DM
Andy rolled d20+3 [ 1d20=20 ]{23}
Andy
roll d20+2 for init
`DM
Andy rolled d20+2 for init [ 1d20=3 ]{5}
Andy
Blind chick with the perception crit aw yeah
`DM
Both: You notice the imps seem to have been attracted by Andy... their noses flare as they seem to be trying to catch her scent.
Andy: You notice that some of these imps seem... roughed up, bruised. They might've been fighting something before you guys came out of the machine. Also, at first glance it looked like they were sniffing you out, but you notice some of the imps are actually looking directly next-to/behind you.
Turn order: Zion, imps, Andy.
Zion: Your turn.
Zion
I rip out UnBearAble and try to rend the first imp.
roll 1d20+2
`DM
Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=11 ]{13}
Zion
Imp AC? so we can speed things up
`DM
Nine
Zion
roll 2d6+2
`DM
Zion rolled 2d6+2 [ 2d6=7 ]{9}
Zion
Then I attack again, targeting another imp if the first one died.
roll 1d20+2
`DM
Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=10 ]{12}
Zion
roll 2d6+2
`DM
Zion rolled 2d6+2 [ 2d6=7 ]{9}
Zion: Both imps are obliterated by UnBearAble. Do you end your turn?
Zion
Done.
`DM
Two imps charge at Andy, attempting to club her with their antlers. One imp does the same, but to Zion.
← Andy has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
→ Andy has joined
`DM
One imp succesfully attacks Andy for two (2) damage! The other imps miss. The last imp seems to be charging towards Andy as well.
Andy
"Ow, motherfuckers!" Andy snaps, pulling out her bow and aiming at one of them.
roll d20+2
`DM
Andy rolled d20+2 [ 1d20=6 ]{8}
(wait not yet)_
(1 more imp)
Andy
(bluh hold it for afterwards i just popped back into the irc)
`DM
The last imp's hit connects! Or... it would've, if it didn't strike directly LEFT of Andy.
Andy
"The fuck is going on?" Andy blinks, looking to he rleft.
`DM
Andy: There is no one to the left of you.
The imp makes eye contact with Andy and hops back, away from her.
Andy: Your turn.
(feel free to reroll)
Andy
roll d20+2
`DM
Andy rolled d20+2 [ 1d20=18 ]{20}
Andy
roll d6+2
`DM
Andy rolled d6+2 [ 1d6=5 ]{7}
Andy
Andy shoots the imp that had struck empty air, backing up behind Zion.
`DM
You hit an imp, right between the eyes! It explodes into grist. Are you finished with your turn?
Andy
Yep, she is now hoping to use Zion as a shield.
(i should have used my feat, woops)
Zion
( :* )
How many imps are left?
`DM
Three imps
`DM
Zion: Your turn.
Zion
No mercy for the weak. UnBearAble rends.
roll 2#1d20+2
`DM
Zion rolled 2#1d20+2 [ 1d20=7 ]{9}, [ 1d20=14 ]{16}
Zion
roll 2d6+2
`DM
Zion rolled 2d6+2 [ 2d6=2 ]{4}
You strike at a moose-imp, and it becomes seriously injured.
Zion
Done.
`DM
The last three remaining imps target Zion, charging at her with their antlers.
Zion
"come at me"
`DM
Two of the imps come at you-- one of them hits and the other hits you hard (20). You take fifteen (15) damage. The third imp outright misses you.
Zion
35/50. Shit hurts, but not that bad.
`DM
Andy: It is now your turn.
Andy
Andy goes to shoot at one of the uninjured imps.
roll d20+2
`DM
Andy rolled d20+2 [ 1d20=18 ]{20}
Andy
roll d6+2
`DM
Andy rolled d6+2 [ 1d6=3 ]{5}
Andy: The uninjured imp is now also seriously injured. Are you done with your turn?
Andy
Yep
`DM
Zion: It is your turn again.
Zion
roll 2#1d20+2
`DM
Zion rolled 2#1d20+2 [ 1d20=20 ]{22}, [ 1d20=17 ]{19}
Zion
Yeah the rend is on.
roll 2d6+2
`DM
Zion rolled 2d6+2 [ 2d6=6 ]{8}
Zion
roll 4d6+2
`DM
Zion rolled 4d6+2 [ 4d6=17 ]{19}
Zion
Shit dies.
`DM
Zion: You cull the two injured imps with great brutality. One of them explodes into grist; the other, blood and grist. The last, remaining imp is terrified of you. Is that all?
Andy
"Holy shit."
`DM
Zion: Some of the blood splashes onto UnBearAble.
Zion
roll 1d20+7 intimidate
`DM
Zion rolled 1d20+7 intimidate [ 1d20=3 ]{10}
Zion
"you plan on fighting some more?"
`DM
(You didn't have to roll for that, you are already intimidating it.)
The imp stands in place, shaking nervously for a bit, and turns back to run away.
Zion: Are you done with your turn?
Zion
How does the imp react?
`DM
The imp is whimpering and shaking. It does not make eye contact with you and its back is now turned on you, as it looks like it is about to run away.
Zion
"look at me."
`DM
Zion: It won
(oops)
Zion: It won't. It doesn't want to.
Zion
I take out a gun, and places it under the imp's chin.
"do I have to ask you again?"
`DM
Zion: The imp closes his eyes and tears roll down his face. He seems to be frozen in fear, shaking in place. It struggles to shake its head 'no'.
Zion
"Look At Me." If forcefully push his head upwards with the gun.
`DM
Zion: His tears won't stop and his eyes won't open. He brings his claws together and does a begging motion with his hands.
Andy
"Uh Zion. You're starting to get kind of creepy."
Andy
"Seriously. Just let it run and I can shoot it in the back."
(my internet just dropped for a second)
Zion
"Who Were You Attacking?"
`DM
Zion: You feel a force pushing your trigger finger back. The imp explodes into grist and copious amounts of blood.
Andy
"Jesus!" Andy jumps.
Zion
"that definitely wasn't me"
`DM
Andy: You hear the footsteps again. They move back, behind you.
Andy
She scurries away from the footsteps and over to Zion, "This is so fucked."
Zion
"agreed"