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- Rants and raves, just to blow off steam (none of this is critical info, just read it for fun if you like)
- Buyer: "Hey Dinitro, I need an order of 50!"
- Me: "Certainly! Here are my terms first; make sure you agree."
- Buyer: "Sounds great! 50 please, send me payment info."
- Me: "Absolutely! This confirms an agreement to complete the order. Here is my info!"
- Buyer (within the same afternoon): "Thanks, but I decided to cancel/buy somewhere else."
- kingjeezy33@yahoo.com did this just today.
- Buyer: "List"
- Me: sends list
- Buyer replies on the same day to list, still quoted in the reply: "I was wondering how much your prices are?"
- Buyer sends four emails in a row during a short period of time while I'm offline. Then emails once more, "I guess I'm not suitable. Do you know who would agree to sell to me?" You know, because I didn't spend every moment staring at my computer so I can reply to them within an hour...
- International buyer's local post office in their country is being slow with their package. Buyer emails me: "My package hasn't arrived, even though tracking shows it's in my country. Can you help make the delivery faster?" Yes, because local post offices in other countries do what I say...
- Me: "This is confirmation of your order. ETA is one week."
- Buyer: "Did you ship yet? Did you ship yet? When will I receive it? Did you ship yet?"
- Buyer: "I'd like 12 caps, and I'm ready to send you paypal."
- Me: LOL.
- Buyer: "On all the forums, people say you're the top guy to go to for this product. But before I commit, can you provide me with some references that you're legit?"
- Me: :/
- Me: "Thank you! You will receive your order in about a week."
- Buyer, two/three days later: "I haven't received it yet..."
- I have long since stopped being astonished at how many people get their own addresses wrong, LOL!
- Buyer: "I made a mistake on my address, so the pack was shipped back. but you'll replace it for free now, right?"
- Buyer: "The package arrived, but my roommate threw it out. You'll replace it for free, right?"
- Buyer: "I ordered on Monday, but it's Wednesday now and I just moved so I won't get the package you shipped to the address I just gave you. You'll replace it, right?" (I swear I am not making these up!)
- Buyer: "I'd like to order 100!"
- Me: Absolutely! Here's the info to pay."
- Buyer: "Oh, sorry, I meant I want them in a month. I'm not ready yet. I'll get back to you."
- Buyer: "Do you ship to the UK?"
- Me: "No, sorry, I'm USA only."
- Buyer: "PLEASE? I can't find anyone else! I'm desperate!"
- Me: "I would do it under these terms..."
- Buyer: "AGREED! Thank you!"
- Me: "Cool! Okay, here's the payment info."
- Days pass.
- Me: ???
- Buyer: "I changed my mind. Cancel the order, please."
- Buyer: "I'd like to buy from you"
- Me: "Sure! Here is my info!"
- Buyer: "I don't like your prices. Can you tell me who's cheaper than you so I can buy from them instead?"
- Buyer: "Here's my payment info."
- Western Union: these details don't match.
- Buyer: "Sorry! I got my name wrong. It's not 'John Smith' like I originally said, it's actually 'Ghandham Ipperwash'."
- Me: "Do you want to use Western Union or Bitcoin?"
- Buyer: "Yes."
- Me: ...
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