21:14:07: <havocfett> OK, everyone nick up, I'm writing briefing text
21:14:28: <Revlid> ...nick up?
21:14:31: <Revlid> Oh, I see.
21:14:33: <Omicron> nick Clanless
21:14:40: <havocfett> /nick is the command
21:14:40: <alessandro> need da slash
21:14:42: <alessandro> :V
21:14:46: <Clanless> I knooow
21:14:48: <Clanless> It was a typo
21:14:53: Cornuthaum slashes Alessandro
21:14:59: <Cornuthaum> have fun folks :D
21:15:00: <aldrich> Huh.
21:15:02: <aldrich> Didn't work.
21:15:06: <Cornuthaum> try not to get horribly eaten!
21:15:07: <Clanless> Don't let Revlid near any god we might meet guys
21:15:24: <Clanless> Aldrich: I see you as "Aldrich"
21:15:28: <alessandro> welp
21:15:38: <alessandro> this will definitely be a PURGE session
21:15:59: <aldrich> Oh, thre we go.
21:19:19: <alessandro> well how many gobbos and wolves
21:19:27: <alessandro> did we kill
21:19:30: <alessandro> in that session
21:19:35: <alessandro> around n12+
21:19:37: <alessandro> ?
21:19:44: <havocfett> Something like 12, yeah
21:19:45: <aldrich> Hey, Alessandro - what feat did you take? You're variant human, yeah?
21:19:52: <alessandro> yus
21:19:56: <alessandro> Polearm Mastery
21:20:04: <alessandro> its pretty greaet
21:20:08: <alessandro> great even
21:20:28: <alessandro> the buttspike is love
21:20:32: <alessandro> the buttspike is life
21:21:38: <havocfett> Alright, quick descriptions of your characters IC
21:21:40: <havocfett> And we'll go
21:22:22: <aldrich> aaah
21:24:52: <lupine> 5 goblins in the barracks, 6 goblins and 2 wolves in the dining area, 3 goblins and the bugbear in the prison cells. 15 enemies total.
21:26:47: <Cornuthaum> buttspike power
21:27:45: <alessandro> aha
21:28:09: <alessandro> lol Cornuthaum
21:28:15: <alessandro> have you gotten to those bits
21:28:27: <Cornuthaum> I finished reading the thing earlier today
21:28:36: <alessandro> noice
21:28:40: <Cornuthaum> soll gott mich abhüten vor solchem übel
21:29:36: <alessandro> rip inrip
21:29:58: <aldrich> Not sure what happened there.
21:30:25: <aldrich> Was it just me who got booted, or was everyone else too?
21:30:31: <lupine> Just you
21:30:35: <havocfett> just you
21:31:37: <havocfett> OOC chat and rolling happens here
21:31:43: <havocfett> Corn: No change that dice roller's up?
21:31:47: <havocfett> Dekutulla!
21:31:50: <havocfett> https://www.zerobin.net/?a1ce9d2349e9d862#pdlP3e7YG29Jbp0a6mbAKPO6P36eYpGnulLf1d7jAsY= <- logs
21:31:51: <Dekutulla> yo
21:31:57: <alessandro> yoyoyo Deku
21:32:38: <Dekutulla> glad to see I didn't miss much
21:33:06: <Cornuthaum> ah
21:33:06: <Cornuthaum> https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/posts/6380787/ -- yo yo fellows
21:33:07: <Cornuthaum> Havocfett
21:33:11: <Cornuthaum> give me a mo to reconnect the dicebot
21:33:43: <Cornuthaum> magicstar hates my connection
21:33:52: <Cornuthaum> and every time it takes 30+ seconds I think it stopped working and restart the connec
21:34:32: <Cornuthaum> Unable to connect to irc.magicstar.net:6667
21:34:33: <Cornuthaum> huh
21:34:38: <Cornuthaum> did the server ban my dicebot
21:34:42: <havocfett> So, yeah, once everyone has a short description of their character up IC we'll go
21:34:44: <havocfett> Maybe?
21:35:04: <Cornuthaum> no idea what's going on here, sorry :/
21:35:07: <Cornuthaum> first time that happened
21:36:14: <havocfett> It's cool
21:36:21: <havocfett> multiroll command is in the topic
21:36:35: <havocfett> /rpgserv roll+ 2d6 - #SheolOOC
21:36:39: <havocfett> err
21:36:43: <alessandro> lol
21:36:53: <havocfett> /rpgserv roll+ 2d6 - #SheolOOC
21:36:58: <havocfett> ugh, my client
21:37:02: <alessandro> lol
21:37:04: <aldrich> the gods have forsaken us
21:37:04: <havocfett> OM
21:37:25: <Clarity> you were just leaving a space in
21:37:29: <aldrich> /rpgserv roll+2d6 - #SheolOOC
21:37:43: <alessandro> also kill the Sheol bits
21:37:44: <RPGServ> Aldrich Rolled 2d6 for 7:
21:37:44: <RPGServ> +-- Individual Rolls 5 2
21:37:50: <Cornuthaum> argh now I want to get my dicebot back online
21:38:08: <havocfett> Alright, can I get the logs?
21:38:15: <aldrich> Seems to need the Sheol bits.
21:38:24: <RPGServ> +-- Individual Rolls 5 1
21:38:24: <RPGServ> Havocfett Rolled 2d6 for 6:
21:38:27: <havocfett> there we go
21:38:29: <Cornuthaum> aha!
21:38:31: <havocfett> aha
21:38:33: <alessandro> GLORIOUS
21:38:33: <Cornuthaum> connecting directly to the server works
21:38:36: <Dicebottiel> Cornuthaum: 12
21:38:36: <Cornuthaum> 2d6
21:38:41: <Cornuthaum> 2d6+2
21:38:41: <Dicebottiel> Cornuthaum: 6:4+2
21:38:53: <alessandro> 1d10+3
21:38:54: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 9:6+3
21:39:00: <alessandro> cool
21:39:28: <aldrich> How do we update the logs?
21:39:35: <LastChronicler> 1d10
21:39:36: <Dicebottiel> LastChronicler: 1
21:39:37: <Clanless> Uh
21:39:41: <Clanless> This doesn't seem to work for me
21:39:45: <Clanless> I must be doing something wrong
21:39:49: <Dicebottiel> Aldrich: 7
21:39:49: <aldrich> 1d20
21:39:55: <havocfett> Just copy-paste everything in the #Sheol room into a pastebin
21:40:26: <LastChronicler> Natural 1. That's disquieting.
21:40:37: <aldrich> https://www.zerobin.net/?2576b413df3e0ba7#qABXuxIb4LNRyGCYCtht3MsCyBpi/RD9jf9g1mZgdLM=
21:40:54: <havocfett> thanks
21:40:56: <aldrich> ...I may not have been the best person to do that.
21:41:11: <aldrich> You'll have to splice it together unless someone else wants to try.
21:41:21: <havocfett> once Clarity and Ulfric describe we will continue
21:41:25: <Clanless> Yeah I can't make the roll thing work.
21:41:40: <havocfett> huh
21:41:49: <havocfett> Just type in the dice you want to roll
21:41:52: <Dicebottiel> Havocfett: 5
21:41:52: <havocfett> 1d20
21:41:54: <havocfett> or 2#1d20
21:42:00: <havocfett> fr'exa2#1d20
21:42:04: <havocfett> ...
21:42:06: <lupine> Thats why we have this Dicebot now
21:42:07: <Dicebottiel> Havocfett: 12;1
21:42:07: <havocfett> 2#1d20
21:42:11: <havocfett> there we go
21:42:30: <havocfett> I am butterfingers today
21:42:37: <Clanless> Oh
21:42:38: <Dicebottiel> Clanless: 5
21:42:38: <Clanless> 1d6
21:42:39: <Cornuthaum> It even does multiple dice together if you want
21:42:42: <Clanless> Okay, cool
21:42:43: <havocfett> OK, once LastChronicler gives a brief description of Ulfric we'll be off
21:42:46: <Dicebottiel> Clanless: 14:9+5
21:42:46: <Clanless> 2d6+5
21:42:51: <Cornuthaum> 1d10+1d8+1d6+1d4+1d3
21:42:52: <Dicebottiel> Cornuthaum: 15:1+7+4+1+2
21:45:20: <Clarity> Who's ulfric, again?
21:45:42: <alessandro> LastChronicler he is also wizard
21:45:48: <Clarity> oh
21:46:23: <havocfett> gonna need to pray in about five minutes, shouldn't take long
21:46:27: <Clarity> wait lastchronicler do you have to separate windows open for these or something, how do you have a different nick
21:47:55: <LastChronicler> Sorry, done.
21:48:28: <havocfett> brb
21:48:42: <LastChronicler> Yeah, I just opened two separate windows.
21:49:45: <Clarity> oh, gotta choose what spells to take
21:51:22: <LastChronicler> There we are. I thought I'd already done it, but it's done now, at least.
21:51:37: <Clarity> no, I mean, I do :v
21:51:46: <aldrich> Aaand Aldrich now has a backstory.
21:51:59: <aldrich> That is to say, one which is actually written down.
21:52:28: <alessandro> lol
21:54:13: <havocfett> And back
21:55:00: <Clarity> yo
21:58:06: <havocfett> Passive Perceptions?
21:58:16: <Clarity> 10
21:58:30: <LastChronicler> 16
21:58:42: <LastChronicler> What's the distance on those?
21:58:43: <alessandro> 13
21:58:45: <aldrich> 11
21:59:36: <Clanless> 11
22:00:25: <Clarity> fucking griffons
22:00:37: <alessandro> lol
22:00:47: <havocfett> The Encounter chart /really/ likes Griffons for some reason
22:00:57: <havocfett> Despite them being a, like, 5% encounter chance
22:01:44: <havocfett> Clanless is up first. Two Griffons, both of them are fifty feet up and more-or-less right above you guys.
22:01:47: <alessandro> topkek
22:01:59: <Clanless> So I guess I delay my action until they come down to us.
22:01:59: <alessandro> you can grab one of my Javelins of you like
22:02:02: <alessandro> Omicron
22:02:08: <Clanless> Oh wait, I do actually have javelins.
22:02:45: <Clarity> oh god I forgot I have Jack Shit dexterity
22:02:54: <alessandro> lol
22:03:14: <scya> Havocfett clearly somewhere around here are some prides of them lazing in the sun on some hills. Or would that be flocks?Herds?
22:03:26: <havocfett> I am genuinely unsure, Scya
22:03:43: <scya> The RNG wants to give you a sign
22:03:44: <lupine> our first Player Set goal is going to be exterminating all of these fucking griffons on the plateau
22:03:45: <Clarity> a pride of griffons sounds cooler
22:03:49: <havocfett> Clanless, you gonna throw or you gonna ready and pass to Aldrich?
22:03:55: <lupine> Then claiming the eggs from their nests and raising them as mounts
22:03:58: <Clanless> I throw.
22:04:16: <LastChronicler> Are we rolling init; I'm confused.
22:04:18: <havocfett> Sweet, roll it. I /think/ disadvantage from range
22:04:19: <Clanless> I have disadvantage.
22:04:21: <Clarity> we aren't
22:04:22: <Dicebottiel> Clanless: 21:17+4
22:04:22: <Clanless> 1d20+4
22:04:24: <Clanless> 1d20+4
22:04:24: <Dicebottiel> Clanless: 7:3+4
22:04:25: <havocfett> I use Static Initiative
22:04:28: <Clanless> Well shit.
22:04:28: <Clarity> womp womp
22:04:30: <LastChronicler> Oh, uh, nevermind.
22:04:31: <havocfett> Init is just 10+Dex Bonus
22:04:34: <havocfett> Whelp
22:04:36: <havocfett> miss!
22:04:44: <havocfett> Straight up I'm probably gonna add a Griffon Pride minidungeon when the game starts proper
22:04:53: <scya> herds of hippogryfs and griffons flying over the late evening sky as they search for prey and security on the featureless plain
22:06:20: <havocfett> Aldrich, go!
22:08:06: <aldrich> That's Vicious Mockery targeting Griffon 1.
22:08:37: <havocfett> Got it
22:08:38: <aldrich> Wisdom saving throw, or it suffers 1d4 psychic damage and disadvantage on its attack this turn.
22:09:09: <aldrich> I am laying down burns so sick that Nyarlathotep is taking notice.
22:09:14: <alessandro> lol
22:09:29: <havocfett> #roll 1d20+1
22:09:30: <RPGServ> +-- Result: 4
22:09:30: <RPGServ> Havocfett rolled '1d20+1':
22:09:33: <havocfett> Whelp
22:09:35: <alessandro> kek
22:09:35: <havocfett> Roll that d4
22:09:40: <aldrich> 1d4
22:09:40: <Dicebottiel> Aldrich: 1
22:09:43: <alessandro> hue
22:09:45: <aldrich> Whelp.
22:09:54: <LastChronicler> Ouch
22:10:25: <Clanless> "This was really less of a burn and more of a delicate bask."
22:10:42: <havocfett> Griff 1 is gonna swoop for Clanless
22:10:54: <Clanless> AC 16.
22:10:54: <LastChronicler> Accidentally complimented it on its plumage?
22:10:58: <Dicebottiel> Havocfett, Disadvantage Claw Attack: 18:12+6;16:10+6
22:10:58: <Cornuthaum> hahaha
22:10:58: <havocfett> 2#1d20+6 Disadvantage Claw Attack
22:11:00: <aldrich> "Remind me, lady dwarf, how much damage you inflicted this turn?"
22:11:07: <havocfett> Hits anyways
22:11:12: <alessandro> lol
22:11:13: <havocfett> And then bite
22:11:14: <Cornuthaum> is this going to be a thing
22:11:16: <Dicebottiel> Havocfett: 14
22:11:16: <havocfett> 1d20
22:11:21: <Cornuthaum> "you leave, and get attacked by griffons" :D
22:11:29: <havocfett> So 20, hits
22:11:35: <Clanless> Dammit why couldn't I start with a shield or armor
22:11:37: <havocfett> so 19 damage to Clanless, and the Griffon's in melee with you
22:11:54: <Clanless> What, 19 damage
22:12:07: <Clanless> That's crazt
22:12:08: <lupine> Yeah
22:12:10: <Clanless> *crazy
22:12:12: <lupine> Griffons. Fucking griffons
22:12:16: <Cornuthaum> not even once
22:12:26: <LastChronicler> That would have nearly taken me out.
22:12:29: <lupine> I'm going to steal their eggs and raise their babies as my own
22:12:34: <Cornuthaum> yesss
22:12:37: <Cornuthaum> do it
22:12:42: <Cornuthaum> nothing bad can come of it
22:12:54: <havocfett> LastChronicler: go!
22:13:16: <LastChronicler> Fire Bolt, attack the lead Griffon.
22:13:32: <alessandro> the one on the ground?
22:13:35: <Clarity> if a tiefling rides a griffon and both flap their wings, do they fly faster? :V
22:13:48: <havocfett> One on the ground (Griff 1) or the one that's still airborne (Griff 2?)
22:14:02: <Clanless> I also miscalculated my AC, it's 15
22:14:48: <LastChronicler> If they're both in range, the one in the sky I guess.
22:14:54: <LastChronicler> 120 feet.
22:15:37: <havocfett> Got it, roll
22:15:41: <Dicebottiel> LastChronicler: 16:11+5
22:15:41: <LastChronicler> 1d20+5
22:15:45: <havocfett> Hit!
22:15:51: <havocfett> Griffons have 12 AC, for the record
22:15:52: <LastChronicler> Yay!
22:17:30: <havocfett> Roll damage
22:17:40: <LastChronicler> 1d10
22:17:40: <Dicebottiel> LastChronicler: 2
22:17:52: <LastChronicler> Well, it's better than a 1.
22:17:57: <alessandro> lol jesus
22:18:14: <LastChronicler> Someone put on a pot of coffee, we may be here a while.
22:18:45: <havocfett> 1d4 Griff 2 target
22:18:46: <Dicebottiel> Havocfett, Griff 2 target: 2
22:18:54: <havocfett> Griff 2 dives on Alessandro
22:18:58: <havocfett> 2#1d20+6
22:18:59: <Dicebottiel> Havocfett: 26:20+6;22:16+6
22:19:03: <havocfett> oof, and a crit
22:19:06: <alessandro> are you serious
22:19:15: <Clanless> I really should have activated my Rage on the first turn.
22:19:21: <alessandro> am I ded
22:19:53: <LastChronicler> This expedition has run into some serious hurdles. Namely, the first sign of trouble.
22:19:58: <havocfett> 26 damage, but I think polearm master gives you an AoO?
22:20:04: <havocfett> You have 1 HP left, Alessandro
22:20:06: <alessandro> it does
22:20:07: <havocfett> So you're Bloodied
22:20:11: <alessandro> fuck me
22:20:13: <havocfett> So roll that AoO
22:20:13: <Clarity> jesus christ
22:20:13: <alessandro> anyway
22:20:24: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 22:17+5
22:20:24: <alessandro> 1d20+5
22:20:27: <havocfett> Hit!
22:20:28: <alessandro> fuck u
22:20:33: <alessandro> 1d10+3
22:20:33: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 4:1+3
22:20:35: <havocfett> Maybe do some actual damage this time. :P
22:20:36: <havocfett> hahahaha
22:20:40: <alessandro> rerolling
22:20:41: <aldrich> fuck's sake
22:20:44: <havocfett> please tell me you're GWF
22:20:47: <havocfett> Oh, yes, you are
22:20:48: <aldrich> What are these griffons made of
22:20:48: <alessandro> cause I have the fighting style
22:20:54: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 12:9+3
22:20:54: <alessandro> 1d10+3
22:20:56: <Clarity> man it's a good thing I have lay on hands :V
22:20:57: <alessandro> FUCK U
22:21:04: <havocfett> NIC
22:21:04: <alessandro> ALSO healing surge
22:21:09: <alessandro> SINCE ITS MY TURN
22:21:23: <havocfett> Second Wind?
22:21:23: <alessandro> 1d10+3
22:21:24: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 9:6+3
22:21:26: <alessandro> yus
22:21:27: <Clanless> There is a serious possibility some of us may actually die in our first going out
22:21:29: <alessandro> on 10
22:21:33: <havocfett> Nice
22:21:43: <alessandro> also attacking the fucking griffon
22:21:47: <alessandro> trip attack if hit
22:21:56: <alessandro> 1d20+5
22:21:56: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 22:17+5
22:22:00: <alessandro> fuck you
22:22:04: <havocfett> another hit
22:22:10: <havocfett> #roll 1d20+4 Str Save
22:22:11: <RPGServ> +-- Result: 19
22:22:11: <RPGServ> Havocfett rolled '1d20+4':
22:22:12: <alessandro> 1d10+3+1d8
22:22:12: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 18:8+3+7
22:22:18: <alessandro> FUCK YOU
22:22:21: <alessandro> it makes its save
22:22:22: <Clarity> do you get a backswing?
22:22:25: <alessandro> its DC 13
22:22:26: <alessandro> oh yes
22:22:28: <alessandro> I DO
22:22:36: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro, BUTTSPIKE: 23:20+3
22:22:36: <alessandro> 1d20+3 BUTTSPIKE
22:22:40: <alessandro> CRIT
22:22:40: <havocfett> Crit
22:22:42: <aldrich> ahaha
22:22:45: <aldrich> The power of revenge
22:22:46: <alessandro> 2d4+3
22:22:46: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 5:2+3
22:22:47: <havocfett> You wanna use a maneuver on that?
22:22:49: <havocfett> VENGEANCE
22:22:50: <alessandro> FUCK YOU
22:22:54: <aldrich> RULES OF NATURE
22:22:58: <alessandro> so thats what
22:23:00: <alessandro> uh
22:23:09: <aldrich> Alessandro: barbarian in disguise
22:23:16: <alessandro> 35 damage
22:23:20: <alessandro> to the griffon
22:23:22: <alessandro> from me
22:23:45: <alessandro> shall I describe
22:23:49: <alessandro> give me a moment
22:24:12: <havocfett> Yes
22:24:17: <havocfett> It's alive but Incredibly Concerned
22:24:25: <Clarity> lol
22:24:32: <aldrich> It appears to have divebombed a very angry blender
22:25:12: <aldrich> Given the numbers being thrown around here, I'm very tempted to duck behind a Minor Illusion next turn. Pretty sure cussing out the Griffons from behind that won't break the illusion.
22:25:51: <aldrich> I shall spend the battle shouting insults from inside a fake barrel
22:26:04: <aldrich> The most dignified of all warlocks
22:26:06: <LastChronicler> Judging from what we're seeing of these Griffons, it would probably have to be an illusion of a Dragon or something to scare them off.
22:26:43: <Clarity> clanless, how much HP you got?
22:26:53: <Clanless> 16 left.
22:27:22: <alessandro> Clarity halo
22:27:25: <alessandro> halp
22:27:27: <alessandro> im on 10
22:27:30: <Clarity> ok :v
22:28:04: <Clarity> I forget how 5e's action economy works exactly, can I use LOH and attack on the same turn if I don't move?
22:28:09: <alessandro> also diving gives them advantage eh?
22:28:09: <Clanless> I'm about to gain Resistance to Everything, though.
22:28:10: <alessandro> fuck
22:28:20: <havocfett> No, Lay on Hands is an Action
22:28:24: <havocfett> And Attacking is an Action
22:28:27: <Clarity> ah
22:28:28: <havocfett> Moving is its own thing
22:28:39: <Clarity> well, I'm gonna LOH on Sarp :v
22:28:57: <havocfett> 14:15	Alessandro	also diving gives them advantage eh? <- no, they have two attacks.
22:29:00: <havocfett> (Claw and bite)
22:29:04: <alessandro> fuck me
22:29:08: <havocfett> (Err, Claw and Beak)
22:29:17: <havocfett> The highest damage of those critted you, naturally
22:29:22: <alessandro> god
22:29:31: <Clarity> gonna heal sarp for...
22:29:42: <Clarity> how much you want, sarp, I got 15 in the tank
22:29:53: <alessandro> that would put me almost full
22:29:58: <havocfett> (It's an eighteen damage burst, for what it's worth, so barring Crits 19 will keep you alive for one round against them no matter what)
22:30:10: <havocfett> *20
22:30:10: <alessandro> yeah 15 is good
22:30:14: <havocfett> It's a nineteen damage burst
22:30:15: <alessandro> oh
22:30:17: <Clarity> I might need to heal other people too, though :p
22:30:26: <alessandro> yeah 10 is fine then
22:30:41: <Clarity> you're at ten, so I'll give you 9
22:30:56: <Clarity> and you should be good unless the dicebot is a dick
22:30:59: <alessandro> k
22:31:08: <alessandro> well I mean
22:31:11: <alessandro> :V
22:31:11: <LastChronicler> It is
22:31:25: <LastChronicler> So far
22:31:45: <Clarity> and uh, I dunno what else I'd do with my turn so I'll pass
22:31:57: <havocfett> OK
22:32:06: <alessandro> flank the griffon gogogo
22:32:12: <alessandro> or something
22:32:12: <havocfett> Clanless, very angry griffon reconsidering its life choices in melee with you
22:32:23: <havocfett> badly wounded griffon reconsidering its life choices in melee with Alessandro
22:32:39: <Clanless> I'm tempted to grapple the damn thing.
22:32:41: <aldrich> Hm. Better to kill the badly wounded griffon, or wear down the angry one?
22:32:41: <havocfett> Flanking doesn't do shit unless you've got a rogue or a wolf now
22:32:51: <Clanless> But I'd rather not get into rules I don't know well right away.
22:32:52: <aldrich> Does D&D have wound penalties?
22:33:04: <havocfett> It doesn't have wound penalties
22:33:17: <aldrich> Then I'm of a mind to JRPG it and eliminate the wounded asap.
22:33:29: <havocfett> If she moves away from the wounded one it'll get an AoO
22:33:41: <havocfett> Well, it has a variant rule where massive damage can mess you up and you can take lingering injuries, but we're not using that yet
22:33:56: <aldrich> I was thinking of me, since I'm not engaged and have ranged capabilities.
22:34:01: <alessandro> lets just mangle our enemies
22:34:01: <havocfett> Aah, yes
22:34:08: <alessandro> shoot it wit crossbow
22:34:27: <Clanless> I rage, I declare reckless attack, and I greataxe the griffon who engaged me.
22:34:33: <havocfett> Excellent
22:34:34: <havocfett> roll it
22:34:46: <Dicebottiel> Clanless: 18:13+5
22:34:46: <Clanless> 1d20+5
22:34:50: <Clanless> 1d20+5
22:34:50: <Dicebottiel> Clanless: 8:3+5
22:34:56: <havocfett> Hit!
22:34:57: <Clanless> 18 will do.
22:35:45: <Dicebottiel> Clanless: 10:5+5
22:35:45: <Clanless> 1d12+5
22:36:26: <havocfett> It's not particularly badly injured, but that's a solid hit
22:36:27: <havocfett> Aldrich!
22:36:55: <Clanless> I feel puny.
22:37:04: <alessandro> well you are short
22:37:06: <alessandro> :P
22:37:07: <lupine> Thats a racial feature
22:37:17: <alessandro> 2slow Lupine
22:37:51: <alessandro> which Griff
22:37:54: <aldrich> Casting Hex as a bonus action on Griffon 2, then shooting it with my Crossbow.
22:38:02: <alessandro> aha
22:38:03: <havocfett> Got it
22:39:06: <alessandro> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCnn7WEQIDI
22:39:06: <alessandro> My current OST for this fight
22:39:07: <aldrich> (material component is arcane focus-signet ring, somatic component is j'accuse finger, verbal component is curse of "bloody lesson")
22:39:20: <havocfett> What stat are you hexing? Strength?
22:39:25: <Clanless> XD
22:39:36: <aldrich> Does Hex affect attacks?
22:39:44: <havocfett> No
22:39:48: <lupine> Nope, just skill checks
22:39:51: <LastChronicler> Out of curiosity, would I feel Aldrich's casting in the weave? Warlock to Wizard.
22:40:20: <aldrich> Oh, hm. I don't really mind, then? I guess Strength, if that's what seems most important.
22:40:28: <havocfett> Hmm...I'm going to say that the Weave here is /spectacularly/ fucked
22:40:29: <aldrich> Rolling for crossbow.
22:40:34: <Dicebottiel> Aldrich: 13:9+4
22:40:34: <aldrich> 1d20+4
22:40:40: <havocfett> So you're gonna need some time to acclimate
22:40:44: <havocfett> to recognize casting-on-the-fly
22:40:45: <havocfett> Hit!
22:40:55: <Dicebottiel> Aldrich: 3
22:40:55: <aldrich> 1d8
22:40:59: <alessandro> + dex
22:40:59: <Dicebottiel> Aldrich: 6
22:40:59: <aldrich> 1d6
22:41:04: <havocfett> (Or you can spend a buncha time to analyze a spell, but that requires it to be a long term effect of some sort)
22:41:06: <havocfett> Nice
22:41:16: <LastChronicler> Cool.
22:42:38: <aldrich> Should I describe that, or...?
22:42:45: <havocfett> Go for it!
22:42:49: <havocfett> Griff 1 has realized that this fight is going /south/, so it's gonna disengage on its turn and start running for it. It's twenty feet up and sixty feet away from you guys. Ulfrich, your turn
22:42:58: <havocfett> I'll describe the first Griffon legging it after you're done
22:43:04: <LastChronicler> How healthy is he looking?
22:43:12: <alessandro> hows griff 2 btw
22:43:23: <LastChronicler> Both, actually.
22:43:57: <havocfett> Griffons have 59 max health
22:44:07: <havocfett> so Griff 1 is doing OK but Griff 2 is getting fucked up
22:44:18: <havocfett> And they're both gonna be retreating on their turn
22:44:24: <havocfett> as you guys are /not/ worth eating
22:44:31: <LastChronicler> And the healthy one is legging it?
22:44:38: <LastChronicler> Currently.
22:44:39: <alessandro> I get an AoO tho if he runs :V
22:44:54: <havocfett> Currently
22:45:39: <LastChronicler> If it's obvious it's running, I guess I'd turn my attentions to the one still in combat.
22:47:00: <LastChronicler> Might drop a Burning Hands, even though it's just one target.
22:47:06: <alessandro> the one next to clarity is Grif 2\
22:47:14: <alessandro> you mean Clanless I assume
22:47:16: <alessandro> :P
22:47:57: <havocfett> This has the minor issue that Alessandro and Clarity are next to Griff 2
22:48:02: <havocfett> and BH is an AoE spell. :P
22:48:12: <aldrich> Griffon 2 has suffered, what... 2 from the fire bolt, 9 from the bolt+hex, 35 from Alessandro's halberd zandatsu. It's at 13hp.
22:48:34: <aldrich> (tell me if it's poor etiquette to track like that)
22:48:47: <Clarity> well, he did tell us the max hp
22:49:02: <LastChronicler> I could presumably reposition myself so that I could get off a cone that wouldn't target the two of them? Though I guess I might as well just use Fire Bolt.
22:49:04: <havocfett> I encourage tracking like that
22:49:07: <havocfett> You can
22:49:07: <Clarity> he has only himself to blame :v
22:49:24: <aldrich> Cool.
22:50:03: <Clanless> Whose turn is it now?
22:50:07: <LastChronicler> Fire Bolt, then
22:50:08: <aldrich> Well, if the Griffon flies away now it's going to suffer an attack of opportunity from Alessandro. Which looks like a death sentence, really.
22:50:23: <Clanless> I have yet more javelins.
22:50:26: <LastChronicler> 1d20+5
22:50:26: <Dicebottiel> LastChronicler: 21:16+5
22:50:46: <LastChronicler> 1d10
22:50:47: <Dicebottiel> LastChronicler: 7
22:50:57: <havocfett> Hit!
22:51:08: <havocfett> describe
22:51:20: <LastChronicler> Decent enough effort I guess, now that there's little danger.
22:51:48: <havocfett> Griffon 2's turn, it's gonna use the Disengage Action, so that it doesn't proc Attacks of Opportunity
22:51:56: <havocfett> And then its gonna join its pal by legging it
22:52:04: <havocfett> Like the other, twenty feet up, sixty feet out
22:52:25: <alessandro> well
22:52:28: <alessandro> in that case
22:52:38: <alessandro> imma grab a javelin and huck it
22:52:42: <alessandro> at Grif 2
22:53:12: <havocfett> Go for it, disadvantage due to range
22:53:25: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 14:9+5
22:53:25: <alessandro> 1d20+5
22:53:33: <alessandro> 1d20+5
22:53:34: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 15:10+5
22:53:38: <havocfett> Hit!
22:53:45: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 4:1+3
22:53:45: <alessandro> 1d6+3
22:53:45: <Clarity> not much of a disadvantage :v
22:53:50: <alessandro> fuckdammit
22:53:54: <havocfett> Still alive!
22:54:06: <alessandro> dafuq
22:54:08: <havocfett> Clarity?
22:54:10: <havocfett> Just barely
22:54:14: <havocfett> It has 2 HP
22:54:18: <Clarity> well
22:54:20: <LastChronicler> Given the range on my cantrip, would I get another shot before it exits the scene.
22:54:42: <Clarity> If I dashed 60 ft and flew 20, could I get an AoO? :v
22:54:49: <alessandro> I have 2 javelins right there
22:54:58: <Clarity> I have shit dex tho
22:55:01: <alessandro> so if you want to play at track and field
22:55:04: <alessandro> they use str
22:55:04: <havocfett> If you Dash 60 feet on ground you can't use your fly speed
22:55:09: <Clarity> I guess I could fly into range
22:55:25: <havocfett> You only have 30 feet flying movement, you'd still have disadvantage on the throw
22:55:47: <Clanless> Oh wait, do javelins use Str even when thrown?
22:56:10: <LastChronicler> I have 120 feet with my spell, so I can presumably take another potshot before it escapes entirely.
22:56:18: <LastChronicler> Yeah, they do.
22:56:21: <havocfett> Yes
22:56:26: <havocfett> Javelins are always strength weapons
22:56:27: <Clanless> Awesome.
22:56:41: <Clarity> oh, I thought since Dash was an action and flying was a movement action they'd be different
22:56:52: <Clarity> in that case I guess I'll just run and use a javelin :v
22:56:53: <aldrich> I can just shoot it if you guys want.
22:57:01: <aldrich> Crossbows have 80/320 range.
22:57:10: <Clanless> I think we're all going to shoot them.
22:57:11: <aldrich> Oh, nvm.
22:57:27: <havocfett> They're running, you really don't have to waste javelins/crossbow bolts shooting at them
22:57:49: <aldrich> Blasphemy, all murder is necessary.
22:57:53: <Clarity> we gotta show those griffons who's really boss :v
22:58:01: <aldrich> How else will we be able to make hats from their feathers?
22:58:05: <havocfett> You can kill them if you want, but it's not gonna change much besides maybe free rations
22:58:06: <havocfett> hah
22:58:15: <havocfett> fair enough
22:58:26: <havocfett> Clarity, roll the javelin throw with disadvantage
22:58:39: <Clanless> I'm in a rage
22:58:41: <aldrich> Also, I really do need to kill the Hex one, because if something shows up in the next hour I get my Hex back. And if something doesn't show up in the next hour, I get a short rest and my Hex back.
22:58:47: <Clanless> I don't think I could justify *not* shooting them
22:58:55: <Clarity> roll 1d20+2
22:58:55: <havocfett> Heh
22:58:59: <Clarity> oops
22:59:02: <Dicebottiel> Clarity: 4:2+2
22:59:02: <Clarity> 1d20+2
22:59:06: <havocfett> Isn't it +5?
22:59:07: <Clarity> yeah ok :v
22:59:07: <alessandro> LOL
22:59:09: <havocfett> ..miss anyways
22:59:13: <havocfett> Clanless!
22:59:14: <Clanless> (rage which turned out to be very wasted)
22:59:48: <aldrich> We all sort of panicked when one griffon turned us into mincemeat and we were doing single-digit damage.
22:59:54: <Clanless> Yeah.
22:59:56: <aldrich> And then Alessandro stepped up to the fucking plate.
23:00:07: <Clanless> Javelin throw at the griffon that attacked me.
23:00:16: <havocfett> Roll, with disadvantage
23:00:20: <Dicebottiel> Clanless: 11:6+5
23:00:20: <Clanless> 1d20+5
23:00:21: <Clanless> 1d20+5
23:00:22: <Dicebottiel> Clanless: 8:3+5
23:00:26: <alessandro> GOD
23:00:28: <Clanless> Why am I even trying!
23:00:29: <alessandro> FUCKING
23:00:32: <havocfett> Miss!
23:00:35: <LastChronicler> I could have brought a lot more pain to bear, but the curse of being a spellcaster is dithering over spell slots and asking if it's necessary.
23:00:40: <havocfett> Aldrich
23:00:48: <havocfett> Take your shot at Griffon Murder Simulator 2016
23:00:57: <Clanless> I just hope we don't have two more encounters today.
23:01:03: <LastChronicler> I'd buy the hell out of that game.
23:01:14: <alessandro> god the only thing
23:01:18: <alessandro> I want to do
23:01:23: <alessandro> and scout
23:01:23: <alessandro> is set up camp
23:01:27: <alessandro> and then murk things
23:01:56: <aldrich> 1d20+4
23:01:56: <Dicebottiel> Aldrich: 12:8+4
23:02:01: <aldrich> Hit!
23:02:07: <havocfett> Indeed!
23:02:10: <aldrich> And I believe that's autodead.
23:02:12: <havocfett> Griff 2, I assume
23:02:13: <havocfett> Yup
23:02:18: <havocfett> Describe headshotting Griff 2
23:02:22: <alessandro> praise jebus
23:02:46: <havocfett> Are you guys gonna stop early for the day or finish up your trek?
23:03:02: <alessandro> finish
23:03:03: <LastChronicler> I'm game to keep going.
23:03:05: <Clarity> well, I healed up alessandro so I figure we're good to keep going
23:03:07: <alessandro> like at this point
23:03:14: <alessandro> we need to get to camp and set up
23:03:23: <havocfett> Got it
23:03:24: <alessandro> get watches set
23:03:26: <havocfett> Do any of you have Salt?
23:03:34: <alessandro> I dont believe so
23:03:36: <alessandro> unless
23:03:43: <alessandro> it comes in a mess kit
23:04:01: <havocfett> Well then, you can get 2 days rations each out of the Griffon
23:04:03: <scya> You could try to smoak it instead?
23:04:04: <LastChronicler> In one of those little condiment packets, maybe.
23:04:06: <havocfett> +feathers and shit
23:04:13: <alessandro> lol
23:04:17: <scya> Fun and abuse with cantrips
23:04:21: <alessandro> noice
23:04:46: alessandro fucking grills the heart for dinner
23:05:46: <LastChronicler> Feathers and shit, safely stowed away.
23:06:02: <havocfett> Who's grabbing which trophies?
23:06:12: <havocfett> whoops, sorry for posting that early
23:06:30: <alessandro> imma save the hide
23:06:33: <aldrich> Ah, I should have written it all up in a pad.
23:06:35: <alessandro> make gloves
23:06:38: <LastChronicler> Be on the lookout lads, there's trophies hereabouts!
23:06:39: <alessandro> well
23:06:44: <alessandro> have my wife make gloves
23:06:46: <alessandro> :
23:06:47: <havocfett> excellent
23:06:48: <alessandro> :V
23:07:06: <LastChronicler> I'd like to make a plumed hat at some point, maybe.
23:07:46: <LastChronicler> But that's an issue for another time.
23:08:30: <alessandro> but yeah at this point just Clanless and I looking for a solid camp that will hide our smoke and give us good scouting position over the town and roads
23:08:37: <alessandro> so shall I roll Survival
23:08:48: <alessandro> ?
23:08:52: <Clanless> Are their teamwork rules
23:08:53: <Clanless> *there
23:09:05: <alessandro> aiding another gives the roller advantage
23:09:08: <alessandro> on the roll
23:09:34: <aldrich> Oh, let me tag along.
23:09:37: <aldrich> I have Guidance.
23:09:39: <havocfett> Hmm, yeah, gimme a min
23:10:00: <alessandro> what does guidance do Rev
23:10:17: <aldrich> You get a free d4 you can add to any Ability check.
23:10:29: <alessandro> ah cool
23:10:39: <alessandro> sounds awesome
23:10:56: <aldrich> It's a cantrip, so I get infinite uses. I deploy it by patting you on the back and giving you some awesome blustery-noble-asshole advice.
23:11:03: <alessandro> lol
23:11:08: <havocfett> It's been nineteen days since the caravan left, so the bodies have been decomposing for sixteen days at this point
23:11:29: <aldrich> Also you choose when to use it, and it can be before or after a roll.
23:11:43: <alessandro> noice
23:12:04: <havocfett> So, you arrive at four. You can't do any more serious marching, but after you roll to find a good place to camp you can go and check out the battlefield/city
23:12:23: <LastChronicler> I do so immediately.
23:12:26: <alessandro> cool
23:12:29: <aldrich> So yeah, maybe just assume that if I've been within unwanted-advice-range in the last minute or so you have a free d4 to add to a single Ability check.
23:12:35: <alessandro> imma roll then for finding a good camp
23:12:49: <alessandro> 1d20+1d4+3
23:12:49: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 23:19+1+3
23:12:56: <havocfett> ...Nice
23:13:01: <alessandro> dont need advantage lol
23:13:31: <havocfett> You find an excellent place to camp that was probably one of the hides the goblins used. It overlooks the city and the battlefield and the stench isn't remotely as bad here as it is elsewhere
23:13:32: <LastChronicler> I start sweeping the site of the attack and investigating the bodies and scene to get a picture for myself of what happened.
23:13:37: <Clarity> I don't have anything helpful for this so I'm gonna give the corpses rites and stuff
23:13:49: <Clarity> /organizing them since I can't bury them atm
23:14:00: <havocfett> Excellent. Investigation roll from Last Chronicler.
23:14:02: <LastChronicler> Roll investigation?
23:14:18: <Dicebottiel> LastChronicler: 22:17+5
23:14:18: <LastChronicler> 1d20+5
23:14:18: <havocfett> Yup
23:14:27: <havocfett> ooh, nice
23:14:28: <LastChronicler> Sherlocked that shit.
23:14:50: <LastChronicler> I shall also craft a deer-stalker, when time permits.
23:14:57: <aldrich> I wander around, poking my nose into things and generally being a friendly nuisance who adds +1d4 to every check.
23:15:09: <alessandro> any way as others set up camp imma go with Clanless and set up a hidden watch post away from camp
23:15:17: <alessandro> thats also survival right
23:15:26: <alessandro> is Guidance only one roll?
23:15:33: <alessandro> or whats the duration
23:15:36: <havocfett> It's only one roll but presumably Aldrich is assisting
23:15:47: <havocfett> whenever people do stuff on-simultaneously
23:15:51: <havocfett> *non
23:15:57: <havocfett> ...the hat?
23:16:07: <havocfett> And yeah, that'll be survival
23:16:14: <aldrich> Guidance is only one roll, but it's got a duration of 1 minute and I can reapply it as often as I like.
23:16:28: <alessandro> ah so roll then to set up watch post
23:16:46: <havocfett> Yup
23:16:47: <aldrich> So I don't even have to assist, just have been around in the last minute or so, being annoyingly enthusiastic.
23:17:09: <lupine> You're the project manager
23:17:18: <alessandro> 1d20+1d4+3
23:17:19: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 12:5+4+3
23:17:23: <alessandro> 1d20+1d4+3
23:17:23: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 16:12+1+3
23:17:32: <alessandro> not too bad
23:18:07: <Clanless> "Oh my, but this is just... wonderful. And you put the leather like that, so the water doesn't catch? Of course, how clever. " "would you mind shutting up and actually *helping*"
23:18:51: <havocfett> You manage to get a solid, hidden watch post set up
23:19:30: <alessandro> oh yeah its been short rest
23:19:37: <havocfett> Yup
23:19:38: <alessandro> 1d10+3 Second Wind
23:19:39: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro, Second Wind: 11:8+3
23:19:45: <alessandro> IM FEEX
23:19:48: <Clarity> 18:06	Havocfett	The battlefield is a grisly sight. In addition to the utterly repugnant stench, small scavengers, reminiscentof brightly colored jays with toothy jaws instead of beaks, flit between corpses, feasting on the dead.
23:19:52: <Clarity> COMPIES
23:19:54: <havocfett> You guys can use hit dice to heal right now and recharge any short rest mechanics
23:20:43: <Dicebottiel> Clanless: 16:10+6
23:20:43: <Clanless> 2d12+6
23:20:57: <havocfett> Ulfric: So, the ambush seems to have gone off as described. At a guess, some sixty members of the caravan and most of the horses were stuck outside. Bodies have decayed as expected, but the goblins didn't even grab their /own/ dead, which is odd. There are several sets of tracks leading away from the battlefield, though you'd need someone with the Survival-
23:21:01: <Clarity> I can just heal Alessandro to full
23:21:02: <havocfett> -skill to track them
23:21:06: <Clarity> with LOH
23:21:09: <alessandro> I fixed my self
23:21:11: <alessandro> with Second wind
23:21:12: <Clarity> oh :v
23:21:13: <aldrich> I lose my Hex. I get back my Hex.
23:21:21: <alessandro> since it recharges after short rest
23:21:28: <Clarity> I won't then :v
23:22:03: <havocfett> There're the two groups that made it back to Foothold, the goblins with their prisoners, and four people, likely caravan members, who went south.
23:22:42: <havocfett> In addition, looking through the portcullis (Though you don't see a way through/over the wall) you see that there was a /lot/ of fighting inside the city, and that the corpses inside of the city don't seem to have decayed
23:22:51: <havocfett> and no scavengers are chewing on them
23:22:58: <LastChronicler> Interesting.
23:22:59: <alessandro> well then
23:23:03: <havocfett> Which is odd, as the weird birdlike things could easily slip through the holes in the portcullis
23:23:32: <Dicebottiel> Clanless: 22:20+2
23:23:32: <Clanless> 1d20+2
23:23:37: <Clanless> ...uh.
23:23:38: <alessandro> welp
23:23:50: <alessandro> DWARVEN RAY MEARS
23:23:59: <havocfett> Haha
23:24:15: <LastChronicler> Can I perform an Arcana check to examine the state of the Weave in the area, and attempt to see if there's any lingering signs of magic at play? I realise it's been a few days now...
23:24:31: <Clanless> This is going to set misguided expectations in the future :V
23:24:52: <havocfett> You have solid leads on the tracks, Clanless. Two are definitely the groups that got back to town. One is four people, humans, who went south. The other is, oh, eighty-odd goblins, worgs, wolves, and bugbears with eight prisoners
23:24:56: <havocfett> Yes
23:25:03: <havocfett> Go for it Ulfric
23:25:07: <Clanless> I convey that information to the group!
23:25:20: <Dicebottiel> LastChronicler: 16:11+5
23:25:20: <LastChronicler> 1d20+5
23:25:33: <havocfett> Alessandro and Clarity know that the eight are the ones who were taken to Van Cave
23:25:42: <LastChronicler> Okay-ish result.
23:25:45: <alessandro> wait
23:25:54: <alessandro> so there were 80 that went into Van
23:25:56: <alessandro> and then
23:26:03: <alessandro> we only fought 15
23:26:06: <havocfett> towards the Greenhaven Hills
23:26:06: <alessandro> how many
23:26:14: <alessandro> has the hydra eaten
23:26:15: <alessandro> ah
23:26:19: <havocfett> Well, at a guess they wouldn't all /fit/ in Van Cave
23:26:25: <Clarity> lol
23:26:32: <alessandro> is there any materials left
23:26:35: <havocfett> They might've split up or w/e when they hit the hills, or have multiple hideouts
23:26:40: <alessandro> or has it all been smashed or looted
23:26:47: <havocfett> Hmm, there are materials left
23:26:51: <havocfett> OM while Ir esolve Ulfric's
23:27:00: <Clarity> if there's any cloth or whatever left around I'd like to cover the bodies with it
23:27:25: <havocfett> So, the weave is fucked up over the entire plateau and it's hard to discern stuff, but you can feel some sort of...transient disturbance inside of the city. It's not there now, but it was there a while ago and the Weave's taking its own sweet time knitting itself back together
23:27:28: <aldrich> Can someone explain the Weave to me? I read the bit in the Player's Guide, but the only thing I can find about sensing it is that you need Detect Magic or Identify.
23:27:42: <aldrich> Does Arcana do that?
23:27:50: <alessandro> its like DA WARP
23:28:00: <alessandro> basically this skein of magical energy
23:28:06: <havocfett> So in the Forgotten Realms the Weave is basically how magic works, it's this net of magic like a less malicious warp that people access to cast spells and sht
23:28:07: <alessandro> that arcane magic draws from
23:28:09: <LastChronicler> The Weave is the force used to interact with the universe's source code.
23:28:10: <aldrich> Right, but Arcana isn't just arcane lore, it's also mystical senses etc?
23:28:18: <havocfett> I fluff it that way
23:28:28: <aldrich> Gotcha.
23:28:32: <Clanless> Okay this was an inelegant IC post but I wanted to have the information in the IC for convenience of log-browsing later on
23:28:35: <havocfett> Like, Arcana won't let you detect magic like the spell
23:28:53: <havocfett> But it'll let you do stuff like 'the weave here is fucked'
23:29:00: <aldrich> Cool.
23:29:03: <havocfett> and 'this is the magical principle at work here'
23:29:14: <aldrich> Clanless: Should that be "two groups went back to town"?
23:29:15: <havocfett> (This has the minor issue in that all the magical principles on Sheol are absolutely batshit)
23:29:41: <Clanless> Arglebargle I can't type
23:30:03: <havocfett> Alessandro, are you looking for Jacque's corpse?
23:30:14: <Clarity> Oh, I guess now that I've done all that I'll Fly Up High and see what I can see
23:30:15: <alessandro> oh god yes
23:30:20: <havocfett> Clarity: You can get enough tarp to cover the corpses
23:30:25: <Clarity> nice
23:30:26: <alessandro> thats just perception
23:30:27: <alessandro> right
23:30:32: <havocfett> Yup
23:30:41: <alessandro> 1d20+3
23:30:42: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 12:9+3
23:30:46: <alessandro> lol
23:30:50: <havocfett> Jacques' corpse isn't outside, he must have been inside the city when this shit went down
23:31:25: <alessandro> do we have a rough Idea of how long before dark?
23:31:33: <havocfett> Clarity: There are a bunch of goblin and warg corpses inside of the city, and you can see another gate on the opposite side of the city, you think it's open
23:31:50: <havocfett> I'll say...you've spent a couple hours here. It's about 6 and it's spring, so you've got about an hour before dark
23:31:56: <alessandro> cause if its not that long given the sketchyness I think we should set up watch and then go down at down
23:31:59: <alessandro> dawn even
23:32:09: <alessandro> I wouldnt want to fuck about in the dark
23:32:31: <alessandro> after all we have all these rations now
23:32:35: <Clanless> Yeaaah
23:32:42: <alessandro> we can stay longer than 4 days if need be
23:33:01: <alessandro> chase down the trail of those 4 survivors who went off
23:33:12: <alessandro> or the goblins who knows
23:33:26: <alessandro> brb
23:34:07: <aldrich> Alright, well if we're sticking around here for the night, I'll be spending the last hour of daylight casting Alarm all over our camp.
23:34:10: <Clanless> Okay I'm gonna be absent maybe like... Ten minutes?
23:34:14: <Clanless> Maybe fifteen.
23:34:18: <havocfett> cool
23:34:21: <Clanless> Carry on.
23:34:27: <havocfett> What are the watches for the night?
23:34:40: <LastChronicler> Ulfric will take first.
23:34:54: <havocfett> What are you designating doesn't set off the alarms, Aldrich?
23:35:07: <havocfett> and mental or audible?
23:35:08: <aldrich> How specific can I get?
23:35:58: <havocfett> You can designate specific people and types of creatures
23:36:01: <havocfett> that won't set it off
23:36:12: <havocfett> So you can go, like, 'everyone in the party and also Griffons'
23:36:26: <havocfett> or 'everyone in the party and also the donkey'
23:36:39: <aldrich> The members of our group are exceptions to the Alarm, and it's a Mental alert.
23:36:48: <alessandro> excellent so
23:36:52: <alessandro> Watchbill
23:36:56: <alessandro> which I will broach IC
23:36:56: <havocfett> Mental will give you a mental ping, audible will make a bell ringing noise
23:37:02: <aldrich> It's a ritual, so that's ten minutes of pottering around and pretending to help setting up camp for each casting. In the hour before night falls, I'll get up to 6 castings, which is 20 cube feet x 6. I am going to assume that's enough to cover us completely with a big radius.
23:37:20: <alessandro> once Clarity returns
23:37:24: <alessandro> from her scout
23:37:47: <havocfett> Yup
23:38:05: <alessandro> I think that Clarity and Clanless should take last 2 watches
23:38:11: <alessandro> since they can see in the dark
23:38:19: <alessandro> and I guess Ulfric and I will take first 2
23:38:29: <havocfett> Oh, well, it lets you pick 6 twenty foot cubes, which'll get your camp, a little bit around it, and the watch station
23:38:41: <aldrich> Excellent!
23:39:00: <aldrich> I can distinguish between Alarm zones, right?
23:39:03: <havocfett> yup
23:39:06: <alessandro> unless we want to do paired watches because SPOOKY HYDRAS
23:41:10: <Clarity> dammit, I can't think of a shortened form of alessandro
23:41:15: <Clarity> what's his last name :v
23:41:19: <aldrich> "Lessy"
23:41:20: <alessandro> Loredan
23:41:24: <lupine> Al
23:41:29: <Clarity> oh, point
23:41:31: <lupine> Just Al.
23:41:35: <alessandro> or Alex
23:41:46: <lupine> Alice, if you're sassy
23:41:49: <Clarity> :v
23:41:56: <aldrich> I KNOW YOU LOVE ME
23:41:57: <alessandro> god Lupine
23:42:03: <aldrich> BUT I JUST CAN'T BE WITH YOU LIKE THIS ANYMORE
23:42:06: <aldrich> ALEJANDRO
23:42:09: <alessandro> lol
23:42:53: <LastChronicler> I'm judging you, Revlid. Judging you heartily.
23:43:22: <alessandro> so Watch order is what
23:43:35: <alessandro> Alessandro Ulfric Clarity Clanless?
23:43:40: <havocfett> I think so, yes
23:43:41: <Clarity> sure
23:44:20: <Mr_Sandman> You guys are scouting out the site of the ambush yeah?
23:44:24: Mr_Sandman is Tenfold
23:44:35: <havocfett> yup
23:44:58: <havocfett> OK, so, nothing first watch. Ulfric, you don't see anything on your watch, but Aldrich you need to roll me Perception because your alarm wakes you up
23:45:03: <havocfett> mental ping
23:45:36: <lupine> Roll to hit Snooze
23:45:42: <alessandro> lol
23:46:00: <lupine> Just punches himself in the side of the head and keeps sleeping
23:46:15: <Clanless> Aaand I'm back.
23:46:22: <alessandro> yar
23:46:25: <havocfett> yooo
23:46:37: <aldrich> 1d20+1
23:46:38: <Dicebottiel> Aldrich: 12:11+1
23:46:42: <Clarity> brb
23:46:47: <alessandro> so we established watch order and Aldrichs alarm has gone off in the middle of the night
23:46:48: <havocfett> It's one of the fucking tiny bird scavengers
23:46:52: <havocfett> Yup
23:47:04: <havocfett> it just wandered up to your camp and is menacing a beetle
23:47:09: <alessandro> lol
23:47:12: <havocfett> /just/ large enough to trip the alarm
23:47:17: <aldrich> I begin to regret my wording.
23:47:19: <Cornuthaum> in the spirit of false hydras, I spent an hour sitting outside, alone, gnawing on a late night kebab
23:47:33: <havocfett> The rest of the night goes uneventfully
23:47:37: <alessandro> so
23:47:43: <lupine> What kebab? There was never a kebab
23:47:43: <havocfett> (IF you'd made it an audible alarm they would've liked the noise)
23:47:45: <alessandro> how do we want to get into the city
23:47:49: <alessandro> we have ROPE
23:47:51: <havocfett> (And would have started purposefully triggering the alarm all night)
23:47:56: <havocfett> (En-Masse)
23:48:12: <LastChronicler> I would have extinguished all life in a five mile radius if so.
23:48:15: <lupine> Quick, Aldrich, visciously mock it to death
23:48:29: <Mr_Sandman> 17:35	Havocfett	(And would have started purposefully triggering the alarm all night) 17:35	Havocfett	(En-Masse) <- haha
23:50:34: <Dicebottiel> Aldrich: 4
23:50:34: <aldrich> 1d4
23:50:46: <aldrich> "UR MUM"
23:50:52: <havocfett> haha
23:51:19: <havocfett> So, the restof the night passes uneventfully. What're your plans for the morning?
23:51:46: <LastChronicler> Hunt down the Griffon's nest so we can have a morning breakfast of scrambled eggs?
23:51:59: <alessandro> I think get into the city look around
23:52:05: <alessandro> recover what we can
23:52:07: <LastChronicler> That too.
23:52:15: <alessandro> and Jacques body obvs
23:52:19: <alessandro> so I can bury him
23:52:38: <alessandro> (if he is zombie I will wreck u
23:53:13: <alessandro> but yeah I think just get a javelin with some rope over a wall somewhat down from the portculis
23:53:20: <Clarity> 18:34	Havocfett	The rest of the night goes uneventfully
23:53:22: <Clarity> wait shit
23:53:23: <alessandro> after having Clarity check for movement again
23:53:29: <alessandro> hmmm
23:53:39: <alessandro> would have been cool to have clarity fly over at night
23:53:43: <alessandro> but thats gone
23:53:44: <Clarity> I was gonna cast Detect GE before going to sleep
23:53:49: <havocfett> Nothing on it
23:53:50: <alessandro> yoyoyo
23:53:53: <Clanless> As Clanless mentioned, there are likely breaches in the walls that can be used as entry points
23:53:55: <Clanless> Likely unwatched
23:54:00: <Clarity> alright
23:54:02: <alessandro> cool
23:54:08: <alessandro> lets look for those then
23:55:07: <LastChronicler> Lets.
23:55:28: <aldrich> Aldrich has never been happier to know that Detect Good/Evil just picks up holy/unholy entities/objects/places, instead of actual alignment.
23:55:42: <alessandro> lol
23:56:09: <Clarity> it's a good thing he came and not arkyn, that's for sure :v
23:57:10: <Clarity> gonna swap Command for Cure Wounds
23:57:44: <havocfett> got it
23:59:05: <havocfett> So, circling the city?
23:59:32: <alessandro> yeah
23:59:35: <Cornuthaum> > Griffon meat tastes like... Revenge.
23:59:44: <Cornuthaum> I'm just going to say this now: Dwarves know how the world works.
23:59:47: <Clarity> I could fly over the wall and open the gate from that end
23:59:51: <Clarity> probably00:00:01: <havocfett> Yeah, Clarity could just hit up the gatehouse and try to open the gate
00:00:19: <Clanless> Right, we have someone who can fly
00:00:26: <alessandro> alright but we wont be able to support you if you trip stuff
00:00:27: <Clanless> Man that is so incredibly convenient
00:00:28: <alessandro> :V
00:00:43: <alessandro> though you do have smite
00:00:47: <alessandro> for zombarz
00:00:55: <LastChronicler> It will inevitably result in a fight where Clarity is on her own though.
00:01:53: <aldrich> Who needs brewing skills when you have Prestidigitation?
00:01:56: <Clanless> Yeah, my wall breach plan was built on the assumption that the gate might be guarded.
00:01:59: <LastChronicler> So I wouldn't be too free with it in the future.
00:02:24: <alessandro> lol Aldrich doesnt like warm spiced wine eh
00:02:49: <aldrich> Chill it, warm it, flavour it - I can do whatever I like.
00:02:51: <havocfett> not gonna lie, I had to google what spiced wine is. :P
00:02:57: <havocfett> *mulled wine is
00:03:07: <havocfett> So, Clarity's going over or are you guys gonna stick together?
00:03:22: <Clanless> Mulled wine is delicious
00:03:42: <alessandro> yeah sweetened mulled wine was a common breakfast drink in medieval times
00:03:57: <alessandro> its what Red Knight is drinking all the time Havocfett
00:04:07: <alessandro> thought they call is hippocras
00:04:07: <havocfett> Yup
00:04:09: <alessandro> :V
00:04:14: <havocfett> I just had no idea what it was
00:04:22: <alessandro> heh
00:04:33: <Clarity> /can/ I bring someone over with me?
00:04:47: <Cornuthaum> glühwein is great, yeah :D
00:04:56: <aldrich> Guidance on Clarity, by the way.
00:04:56: <Clarity> Seems like picking up another person'd be a bit too heavy :v
00:05:01: <Clarity> thankee
00:05:21: <aldrich> Just be sure you have to roll in the next minute or so.
00:05:26: <Clarity> :v
00:05:31: <alessandro> perception all day
00:05:34: <alessandro> erry day
00:06:17: <havocfett> Depends on your carrying capacity
00:06:27: <havocfett> But probably not
00:06:36: <havocfett> too heavy and not very aerodynamic
00:06:45: <Mr_Sandman> Aldrich just escaped from Darkest Dungeon didn't he? :V
00:07:01: <havocfett> hmm
00:07:04: Mr_Sandman is caught up on logs.
00:07:13: <havocfett> Atlhetics check, the gatehouse is ill maintained and the mechanism is sticking
00:07:23: <havocfett> you'll need another way in if you fail to open it
00:07:26: <havocfett> You get that Guidance d4
00:09:00: <Clarity> roll 1d20+4
00:09:06: <Clarity> ah, god dammit
00:09:10: <Clarity> 1d20+4
00:09:10: <Dicebottiel> Clarity: 14:10+4
00:09:14: <Clarity> 1d4
00:09:15: <Dicebottiel> Clarity: 3
00:09:19: <alessandro> noice
00:09:21: <Clarity> 17
00:09:38: <Clarity> thanks, aldrich :v
00:09:39: <aldrich> I'm helping!
00:10:03: <havocfett> DC was 15, success
00:10:07: <Clarity> i am the stronk
00:10:18: <Clarity> oh, man, that was really good then
00:10:21: <alessandro> wooo
00:10:52: <aldrich> ha ha yes
00:10:55: <alessandro> ok imma look for Jacques body
00:10:58: <alessandro> as we go in
00:11:07: <alessandro> assuming nothing tries to eat our face
00:11:07: <aldrich> praise the positive reinforcement seminars of azaabathkot'lotek
00:11:27: <havocfett> OM
00:11:55: <havocfett> Sorry, one of my grandad's friends showed up and needed help with the door
00:12:06: <alessandro> np
00:13:21: <havocfett> Right, Alessandro's looking for Jacques, what are the rest of you going for?
00:13:27: <LastChronicler> Do whatever you need to.
00:13:29: <scya> I have to say I find it amusing that in theory we could build a working party only with people that can fly
00:13:56: <alessandro> anyway gonna roll Per then
00:14:13: <scya> Especially considering that Clarity could cary a light weigthed partymember without wings , like a mage to rain down fire from the heavens.
00:14:15: <alessandro> halp Red Knight
00:14:24: <alessandro> 1d20+3
00:14:25: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 16:13+3
00:14:31: <Clarity> hmm
00:14:45: <lupine> Flying Cleric, Flying Paladin, Flying whatever that Aasimar is, wildshaped druid, and Ilyana once she tames a griffon to replace Tulip :v
00:14:52: <LastChronicler> Ulfric /does/ enjoy raining fire.
00:15:01: <scya> The Aasimar is a warlock
00:15:03: <Cornuthaum> (Aldrich) I'm helping! (zoidberg noises intensify)
00:15:08: <lupine> (Or some wizard casting fly on himself)
00:15:27: <Clarity> investigate the bodies, I suppose
00:15:29: <scya> Well at level 5 it is easier , but doing so at level 3 is the amusing part
00:15:50: <havocfett> Bodies or battle site?
00:15:54: <havocfett> Investigation either way
00:15:58: <Clarity> mmnn
00:16:14: <Clarity> battle site
00:16:27: <aldrich> Rolling Investigation to check bodies, and see if there's any pattern to how they've fallen.
00:16:27: <Dicebottiel> Clarity: 13:12+1
00:16:27: <Clarity> 1d20+1
00:16:39: <Dicebottiel> Aldrich: 11:8+3
00:16:39: <aldrich> 1d20+3
00:16:44: <Dicebottiel> Aldrich: 4
00:16:44: <aldrich> 1d4
00:16:50: <aldrich> 15 total.
00:17:49: <Mr_Sandman> Ooff :(
00:18:48: <Cornuthaum> I am so glad Team Genrikh (& Bird) has Sam around
00:20:07: <Drachyench> If only we could find things other than long abandoned ruins to use his Inv. score on
00:20:22: <alessandro> oh man
00:20:24: <Clarity> biiiiig compy
00:20:24: <alessandro> T REX FIGHT
00:20:28: <alessandro> LETS DO THIS
00:20:48: <havocfett> Man, if Sam was here
00:20:49: <alessandro> Also Ulric swing by my dead bro with ur sherlock powers
00:20:53: <havocfett> It would've been amazing
00:21:05: <havocfett> just straight up Sherlock Holmes
00:21:09: <havocfett> reconstruction
00:21:10: <Clarity> just sherlock-yeah
00:21:14: <havocfett> with that passive investigate
00:21:42: <alessandro> lol
00:21:50: <Drachyench> Nah, something woulda got in his eyes fighting the Griffons this time
00:21:51: <alessandro> dat 20 investigate
00:22:04: <havocfett> The non-goblin crossbow bolts are thick, heavy, and their heads appear to be made of bone.
00:22:34: <aldrich> So it seems like the goblins had help in their ambush, but were betrayed?
00:22:46: <LastChronicler> Okay.
00:22:47: <aldrich> From a human/near-human group with heavy crossbows and a t-rex.
00:23:07: <LastChronicler> Jacque's body, right?
00:23:08: <aldrich> Oh, can I scavenge some bolts, by the by?
00:23:14: <alessandro> yeah
00:23:30: <havocfett> Yeah
00:23:37: <havocfett> You can get...twelve crossbow bolts
00:23:39: <alessandro> also did they people who killed him loot him?
00:23:42: <alessandro> like
00:23:45: <aldrich> Ace.
00:23:48: <havocfett> Nope
00:23:49: <alessandro> does he have his purse and sidearms?
00:23:54: <Clanless> Any roll for my attempts at finding animal life?
00:23:55: <havocfett> He has his purse and sidearms
00:24:02: <havocfett> Or, no, not his purse
00:24:04: <Clanless> There's very little I can do here other than try and find an animal witness
00:24:08: <havocfett> they grabbed his purse but they didn't take sidearms
00:24:11: <havocfett> hmm
00:24:15: <havocfett> Survival, Clanless
00:24:18: <Drachyench> "WHERE ARE THEY?"
00:24:20: <Drachyench> *Tweet*
00:24:22: <LastChronicler> 1d20+5
00:24:23: <Dicebottiel> LastChronicler: 16:11+5
00:24:28: <Clanless> 1d20+2
00:24:29: <Dicebottiel> Clanless: 10:8+2
00:24:33: <Clanless> Aw.
00:24:33: <alessandro> guidance gogogo
00:24:40: <alessandro> actually should I roll per again?
00:24:43: <LastChronicler> Eh, not the best bu not the worst.
00:24:46: <havocfett> No luck clanless, though those scavengers are all over the place outside of the city
00:24:51: <aldrich> You can add Guidance after rolling.
00:24:55: <alessandro> to see if he has any keepsakes or other small things they missed
00:25:14: <LastChronicler> Do I roll Guidance?
00:25:17: <aldrich> But, uh, not after the GM tells you the result. Sorry.
00:25:18: <havocfett> Yes
00:25:29: <aldrich> Yeah, it's 1d4.
00:25:59: <LastChronicler> 1d4
00:26:00: <Dicebottiel> LastChronicler: 2
00:26:00: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 19:12+4+3
00:26:00: <alessandro> 1d20+1d4+3
00:26:09: <alessandro> not bad
00:26:15: <havocfett> He's got a favor from his wife
00:26:19: <havocfett> In his armor
00:26:26: <alessandro> another eh
00:26:45: <havocfett> And some iridescent feathers, large, from a bird you don't recognize stashed in his clothes
00:26:48: <havocfett> (One is bloodstained)
00:27:11: <Clarity> clearly he needed a third :v
00:27:48: <alessandro> would Survival recognize or would we need knowledge nature
00:28:15: <havocfett> None of you have seen the source yet
00:28:22: <havocfett> So it's knowledge you can't have yet
00:28:45: <Mr_Sandman> my guess is RAPTORMEN
00:28:47: <alessandro> spooky
00:28:52: <Clarity> they must have stolen a t rex egg
00:29:05: <Clarity> and gotten JP2'd :v
00:29:43: <alessandro> brb have to beat up some geese
00:29:49: <alessandro> be back in 5-10
00:30:45: <Clarity> teach em the american way, alessandro
00:33:39: <havocfett> wait, shit, someone checked the battlefield as a whole, right?
00:33:45: <havocfett> I think I forgot to give them a result
00:34:04: <havocfett> Oh, nvm
00:34:37: <Cornuthaum> (Clarity) teach em the american way, alessandro - I dont think the american way includes poleaxes
00:34:43: <Cornuthaum> that's more the english, french or german way
00:34:58: <Clarity> it's fine if its got a flag on it
00:35:31: <aldrich> Clarity was the one who checked the battlefield as a whole.
00:35:58: <aldrich> She got a 13
00:36:23: <havocfett> yarp
00:37:00: <alessandro> god I wish I had a .22
00:37:32: <LastChronicler> I don't suppose Ulfric can take his own quick look over it, as he might wish to piece together what happened here with what happened at the site he examined last night?
00:38:05: <Clanless> Survival
00:38:10: <Clanless> 1d20+2
00:38:11: <Dicebottiel> Clanless: 3:1+2
00:38:14: <Clanless> Wow.
00:38:15: <alessandro> lol
00:38:28: <alessandro> imma look for tracks as well
00:38:38: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 15:12+3
00:38:38: <alessandro> 1d20+3
00:38:51: <Clanless> I really should just not roll and instead give you advantage.
00:38:52: <havocfett> Yes LastChronicler.
00:39:08: <LastChronicler> 1d20+5
00:39:09: <Dicebottiel> LastChronicler: 17:12+5
00:39:09: <havocfett> Aldrich, you guidancing?
00:39:37: <aldrich> *insert useless platitude here*
00:39:40: <LastChronicler> 1d4
00:39:41: <Dicebottiel> LastChronicler: 3
00:39:46: <alessandro> noice
00:39:49: <LastChronicler> So, modified 20
00:40:37: <havocfett> Alessandro: you get a d4 as well
00:40:44: <alessandro> k
00:40:46: <alessandro> 1d4
00:40:46: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 2
00:40:52: <havocfett> excellent
00:40:59: <alessandro> 17 total
00:41:30: <havocfett> Alessandro: They're old, probably the same day of the battle, but you see at least tracks from at least forty people in sabatons and two or three of the large reptilian creatures
00:41:45: <havocfett> Or four, if one was limping badly
00:42:44: <havocfett> With them are at least a few footprints that don't match, though you can figure out exact numbers. They ones that don't match are in a straight line and have scuffed each other a bunch
00:44:17: <havocfett> Also, if you're willing to loot the battlefield, the previous looters missed a total of fifteen platinum pieces and forty five silver
00:44:42: <alessandro> loot that shit
00:44:49: <havocfett> Oh, right, the tracks are headed for the other gate
00:44:53: <havocfett> that was left open
00:45:00: <alessandro> ah
00:45:07: <alessandro> Do we want to follow
00:45:09: <havocfett> At a guess they came in, killed everyone, did some looting, and went back the way they came
00:45:33: <alessandro> like thats a hardcore raiding party
00:45:46: <Clarity> I'm gonna spend some time lining up the caravaners bodies and doing the same stuff as outside
00:46:20: <havocfett> Oh, wait, my bad, they're wearing heavy boots, not sabatons
00:46:41: <alessandro> yeah I was gonna say I see the impression left by the top of their shoes?
00:46:43: <alessandro> word
00:47:42: <Cornuthaum> :D
00:47:47: <LastChronicler> Is there anything my Invest. check found that the Survival resultts didn't cover, or did we basically just accumulate the same information from different angles?
00:48:23: <havocfett> Well, you didn't get numbers and they didn't get the course of the fight
00:48:41: <LastChronicler> Okay.
00:49:00: <LastChronicler> Was just wondering if both checks were folded into that exposition, basically.
00:49:29: <Revlid> Got booted again. No idea why, and couldn't call myself Aldrich for some reason
00:49:41: <havocfett> hmm
00:49:46: <Clarity> aldrich refues to die :v
00:49:49: <Revlid> Still can't, actually.
00:50:00: <Clarity> you can't have the same nick as someone else in the room
00:50:02: <lupine> Well, thats because "Aldrich" is still alive.
00:50:03: <havocfett> Yeah
00:50:03: <havocfett> it'll time out in a minute, I think
00:50:06: <havocfett> Got with Aldrich_
00:50:10: <Clarity> and aldrich is hanging around for some reason
00:50:14: <lupine> Or Aldrizzle
00:50:17: <havocfett> And I will get myself on autoop before the next session
00:50:25: <havocfett> *Go with Aldrich_
00:50:29: <havocfett> so I can deal with stuff like this
00:50:50: <havocfett> what's the last line you have IC?
00:50:55: <Aldrich_> Did my last bit of prodding Alessandro and dropping Guidance get through?
00:50:59: <Aldrich_> That was the last thing I saw.
00:51:08: <alessandro> yeah
00:51:18: <havocfett> https://www.zerobin.net/?156696e4d3bca97a#HYtrMJLIcfCYtSDZtiV1J+3Fjx8CFP1cjoN2KEer8CE=
00:51:42: <havocfett> So you're gonna be tracking them at normal pace?
00:51:59: <havocfett> and now you should be able to nick into Aldrich
00:52:06: <aldrich> I RISE
00:52:12: <havocfett> HE LIVES IN DEATH
00:53:00: <lupine> ALRICH IS DEAD, LONG LIVE ALDRICH
00:53:30: <havocfett> Anyone want to do something before you go?
00:53:37: <havocfett> /start?
00:53:44: <Clarity> nah, I already did my thing :v
00:54:04: <Clanless> Nope
00:54:12: <LastChronicler> I think that's all there is to do, unless we're horribly missing something.
00:54:48: <aldrich> Ready to leave.
00:55:36: <havocfett> anyone have celestial?
00:55:49: <alessandro> I mean we could check out the rest of the town
00:55:56: <LastChronicler> I can cast Comprehend Languages.
00:55:56: <Clarity> nupe
00:55:58: <alessandro> see if there are anymore interesting things
00:56:00: <LastChronicler> Have it prepared.
00:56:04: <alessandro> I have Gobbo
00:56:12: <alessandro> not Celestial tho
00:56:15: <LastChronicler> I also have Gobbo learned.
00:57:07: <aldrich> I can cast Comprehend Languages as a ritual, given 10 minutes. I'm fine with letting someone else do it more quickly.
00:57:19: <havocfett> Who wants to cast?
00:57:32: <LastChronicler> I will, I guess.
00:58:13: <alessandro> hmmmm can the casters tell if the lack of decomposition is something as a result of the area or a direct spell
00:58:18: <alessandro> or is the weave too fucked up
00:58:32: <Clanless> Can I ritual cast speak with beasts with that bird?
00:58:37: <Clanless> Or would that take too long?
00:59:22: <aldrich> ...I will actually take the time to cast Comprehend Languages on myself anyway, actually. It's got a duration of an hour, so if we bump into any locals I'll at least be able to tell when they say "attack".
00:59:50: <LastChronicler> I can actually cast Identify on a body to figure out what magic is keeping it from decomposing, I think.
00:59:52: <aldrich> Assuming we're going to be poking around this place for ~10 minutes, anyway.
00:59:59: <aldrich> Yeah.
01:00:17: <aldrich> And it's a ritual, iirc, so you don't need a spell slot to do so if you take a little longer.
01:00:39: <havocfett> Each of the headstones has a name (Bizarre and foreign, 'Ioannes', 'Mariam', 'Ioseph' and 'Elisheva') with a small epitaph and two dates. Both dates on each grave appear to be in the 800s, as opposed to the normal faerunian calendar
01:00:54: <havocfett> If those are meant to signify age, the buried dead are between 16 and 25
01:01:10: <Drachyench> Rituals don't need spell slots. Some casters require the spell PREPARED, but others (like Wizard) just need it known
01:01:17: <havocfett> Yup
01:01:35: <Clanless> And as a Totem Path barbarian, I can ritual cast Speak With Beasts and Beast Sense.
01:01:47: <LastChronicler> I cast Identify as a ritual on one of the bodies, then.
01:01:57: <havocfett> Ooh, yes. You wanna try that, Clanless?
01:02:07: <Clanless> Sure thing.
01:02:16: <havocfett> It's not a spell, but some sort of natural magical effect
01:02:23: <aldrich> And while they're doing that I'll slap up Comprehend Languages on myself.
01:02:24: <havocfett> alright, what /exactly/ do both of those spells do?
01:02:30: <havocfett> I'll see what the Compsignathus knows
01:02:30: <alessandro> want to use the feathers for beast sense?
01:02:37: <havocfett> Right
01:02:46: <alessandro> assuming those are of the mount Clanless ?
01:03:32: <aldrich> http://engl393-dnd5th.wikia.com/wiki/Speak_with_Animals
01:03:48: <havocfett> Alright, so, what're you gonna ask?
01:04:23: <Clanless> Hmmm.
01:04:28: <Clanless> What sort of scavenger is that?
01:04:37: <Clanless> Some scavenger birds are pretty smart.
01:04:39: <Clanless> Ravens and stuff.
01:04:54: <havocfett> It's a small theropod dinosaur
01:05:23: <havocfett> Like, a compsignathus or Microraptor that's also a scavenger
01:05:28: <Drachyench> But is it a proto-corvid? :V
01:05:47: <aldrich> "Who buried these guys" might be a place to start.
01:05:52: <Clanless> She thinks of it as a bird for some reason.
01:05:58: <Clanless> Feathers.
01:08:21: <aldrich> "Oh my god" the bird replies
01:08:24: <aldrich> "You can talk?!"
01:08:30: <havocfett> :D
01:09:11: <Clarity> lol
01:09:22: <lupine> "Have you seen my brother? He went out to scavenge last night around some camp, but he never came back."
01:09:31: <havocfett> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Microraptor_by_durbed.jpg
01:09:33: <havocfett> hahaha
01:09:41: <havocfett> these fuckers, except really brightly colored
01:10:32: <aldrich> "Your brother was a little bitch." everyone turns toward Aldrich. "He might have been eaten by a witch. Dreadful things, witches. Why, back on the estate-"
01:10:46: <Clanless> XD
01:11:18: <aldrich> Alright guys!
01:11:20: <aldrich> TIME FOR DISSECTION
01:11:40: <havocfett> Typo, it's pointing at the graves
01:12:09: <aldrich> You know what they say. To beat your enemy, you must know your enemy. To know your enemy, you must hack up the bodies of your enemy into tiny pieces and make notes on them.
01:12:30: <alessandro> lol
01:14:23: <Cornuthaum> sounds like a reasonable approach
01:14:52: <havocfett> Who wants to dig up the graves?
01:15:20: <alessandro> yo
01:15:27: <alessandro> do we have shovels
01:15:36: <havocfett> do you have shovels?
01:15:40: <alessandro> or are we just doing it by hand
01:15:41: <alessandro> I dont
01:15:50: <alessandro> unless an adventurers pack does
01:16:09: <alessandro> welp lets loot the city for shovels
01:16:15: <alessandro> or things we can use as shovels
01:16:36: <havocfett> Whoever's looting for shovels, roll a d4
01:16:49: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 4
01:16:49: <alessandro> 1d4
01:16:53: <alessandro> wooo
01:16:58: <alessandro> what does it mean
01:17:12: <Cornuthaum> # of things that want to eat your face?
01:17:16: <aldrich> 4 shovels
01:17:24: <havocfett> Two hours to find a shovel
01:17:30: <aldrich> ...
01:17:30: <havocfett> It's currently going on 11 AM, IC
01:17:45: <havocfett> *Post shovel finding
01:17:46: <aldrich> Wait, as in we /have/ two hours to find a shovel, or it'll take two hours?
01:17:53: <aldrich> Ah, right.
01:18:02: <alessandro> word
01:18:04: <havocfett> it'll take
01:18:09: <alessandro> dig up them graves
01:18:13: <havocfett> Alright
01:18:13: <alessandro> what are these people
01:18:41: <havocfett> Six feet deep each, not sure how long that is but w/e, we'll say it's noon when you're done.
01:19:00: <havocfett> Oh, yes, considering the paladin
01:19:11: <havocfett> This may not be as cut and dry as expected
01:19:13: <aldrich> Aldrich has no advice to give for
01:19:15: <aldrich> *shudder*
01:19:19: <aldrich> manual labour
01:19:26: <havocfett> haha
01:19:31: <alessandro> topkek
01:19:52: <aldrich> Can we just ask Clarity to turn around and face the other way?
01:19:58: <havocfett> ask clarity!
01:23:36: <aldrich> hashtag see no evil
01:23:43: <alessandro> lol
01:23:52: <havocfett> I should note that the tracks are 16 days old atm, you can follow them primarily because it was a /shitload/ of people
01:24:45: <Clarity> hmm
01:25:05: <alessandro> hmmmm
01:25:15: <havocfett> I would like to point out that the miasma is also affecting the caravanner corpses, Ulfric's identify identified thatit was some sort of innate magical effect from something
01:25:22: <Clarity> open up divine sense
01:25:24: <havocfett> /a natural magical effect rather than a spell
01:25:52: <LastChronicler> Hmm.
01:25:56: <havocfett> Four dead humans are showing up on your divine sense, six feet down, underneath each grave, despite the fact that they /shouldn't/ /be/
01:26:20: <havocfett> corpses shouldn't be pinging unless they're undead and humans shouldn't be pinging at all
01:26:28: <Clarity> Are they consecrated/desecrated?
01:26:29: <Clarity> hm
01:26:29: <Clarity> oh
01:26:34: <alessandro> dafuq
01:26:37: <havocfett> Entire area reads as mildly desecrated
01:26:43: <havocfett> included the path back into the city
01:27:00: <havocfett> the effect is 'off' from what you're used to, but it's recognizable as some sort of transient, fading desecration
01:27:00: <aldrich> So really, desecrating it by grave-robbing is like multiplying a negative. It's a /holy act/.
01:27:38: <LastChronicler> Oh, I only just realised I didn't mention casting identify in the IC.
01:29:29: <havocfett> Oh, the desecration is stronger around the things showing up as Humans on your senses, but it's fading there as well.
01:31:31: <LastChronicler> Sorted.
01:32:03: <havocfett> sweet
01:32:18: <alessandro> man what the hell
01:32:27: <alessandro> so are these like
01:32:46: <alessandro> fucking evil aasimar people
01:33:30: <aldrich> zombie raptor people
01:33:56: <alessandro> I wouldnt even be mad
01:34:00: <alessandro> that would be amaze
01:34:26: <aldrich> ...so given that we spent two hours getting the fucking shovel
01:34:29: <aldrich> are we digging?
01:34:34: <aldrich> have we dug?
01:34:53: <Drachyench> Dig-dug
01:35:01: <havocfett> Right, so, final vote
01:35:02: <alessandro> DIG A HOLE
01:35:03: <havocfett> OOC:
01:35:03: <Cornuthaum> diggy diggy hole
01:35:04: <havocfett> Dig
01:35:06: <havocfett> or no dig?
01:35:07: <alessandro> I GOTTA FIND
01:35:09: <aldrich> Dig.
01:35:11: <alessandro> WHO KILLED MY BRO
01:35:14: <havocfett> If you don't dig I'll refund the two hours
01:35:21: <alessandro> I CANNAE BE STOPPED
01:35:23: <alessandro> I mean
01:35:29: <alessandro> the tracks are 16 days old
01:35:33: <havocfett> (Or you can do the vote IC)
01:35:34: <aldrich> Mainly because I have at-will Disguise Self, and I'd love to see who I should be looking like.
01:35:44: <alessandro> we could chase them all oer hill and creation
01:35:46: <Clanless> Aldrich> ...so given that we spent two hours getting the fucking shovel 2:21 AM are we digging?
01:35:59: <alessandro> we have nothing to go really go on
01:35:59: <Clanless> We've actually spent the last couple hours arguing about the morality of digging in the first place
01:36:39: <havocfett> Dig it is?
01:36:48: <havocfett> Pick a name to dig up first
01:36:51: <Clarity> clarity is caving so they can consecrate the corpses
01:37:18: <havocfett> Aha
01:37:20: <alessandro> Joseph
01:37:25: <havocfett> Ioseph it is
01:37:30: <alessandro> then the woman
01:37:39: <alessandro> Mariam or what hae you
01:38:14: <LastChronicler> I should have taken Mold Earth.
01:39:02: <LastChronicler> Would let me dig without any effort.
01:39:29: <havocfett> Hah
01:40:50: <havocfett> Next?
01:41:05: <Clarity> elisheva :v
01:41:45: <alessandro> honestly I think at this point we should follow those 4 who went south and then go back and report to get a force to ambush these guys
01:42:00: <alessandro> when they swing back around
01:42:23: <Drachyench> Surprise: The four turned around and are now watching you dig up these graves from afar
01:42:29: <Clarity> well you convinced her to dig them up on the basis of giving them the proper rites, she's not gonna let you stop halfway through
01:42:46: <alessandro> yeah I meant after this :V
01:43:47: <alessandro> are they
01:43:50: <alessandro> trying to make a hydra
01:43:54: <alessandro> what the fuck
01:44:12: <Mr_Sandman> Uhhhhhhhhhhhh
01:44:22: <Mr_Sandman> No no Hydra are
01:44:40: <Mr_Sandman> If it was laying fertile ground for a Hydra they would have been buried all together in a common grave.
01:44:42: <Mr_Sandman> Not separate.
01:44:58: <Drachyench> Unless they wanted to try getting multiple heads to join together
01:45:06: <Drachyench> Sorta like how you can get trees to grow into one another?
01:45:12: <Mr_Sandman> I doubt it.
01:45:20: <LastChronicler> Shall I investigate the bodies? Perform a post-mortem?
01:45:32: <alessandro> yeah go for it
01:45:41: <alessandro> more info is always good
01:45:43: <Mr_Sandman> Gdi Aldrich go cut them open or whatever.
01:46:01: <havocfett> Go for it
01:46:03: <LastChronicler> If someone is assisting me, that means advantage, right?
01:46:03: <Clarity> no dissections >:T
01:46:07: <Clanless> I think they're just their people who died in the raid and who they buried.
01:46:08: <havocfett> Yup
01:46:09: <Drachyench> This has to be, like, all kinds of sacrilege for Clarity
01:46:16: <havocfett> Ah, Clarity objects to dissections
01:46:19: <Clanless> They're mutant but I doubt the burial had a greater meaning to it.
01:46:20: <Drachyench> "And now we're cutting them open"
01:46:22: <havocfett> 17:33	Clanless	I think they're just their people who died in the raid and who they buried. <- Yup
01:46:24: <Drachyench> "Wait what?"
01:46:37: <havocfett> Ioannes has a spear wound that corresponds with Jacques' spear
01:46:38: <LastChronicler> 1d20+5
01:46:38: <Dicebottiel> LastChronicler: 6:1+5
01:46:42: <LastChronicler> 1d20+5
01:46:42: <Dicebottiel> LastChronicler: 7:2+5
01:46:47: <LastChronicler> Wat
01:46:54: <havocfett> Yeah, Clarity stops Ulfric from performing a dissection
01:46:56: <Aldrich_> Sorry, feck. Back.
01:46:57: <havocfett> based on that dice roll
01:47:02: <alessandro> christ
01:47:17: <Aldrich_> What have I missed?
01:47:39: <Drachyench> I get the feeling that, if the dissection happened with that roll
01:47:42: <Drachyench> It'd be like Surgeon Simulator
01:47:47: <alessandro> lol
01:47:51: <LastChronicler> I appear to have misplaced my deerstalker
01:47:55: <alessandro> Ulric is Gavin
01:48:03: <havocfett> Ulfric didn't roll great on the dissection, I said that due to the result Clarity stopped him from performing one
01:48:08: <Drachyench> "You threw it against a gravestone like a wet piece of cloth!"
01:48:35: <LastChronicler> The body, or the hat?
01:49:55: <havocfett> Hmm, you wanna channel a spell slot for this or do it mundanely?
01:50:25: <alessandro> spell slot for science
01:50:29: <alessandro> do eeet
01:50:46: <LastChronicler> Spell slot that shit.
01:50:51: <Clarity> Hm...yeah, I will. She's pretty spooked by their appearance so she's putting proper magic into it
01:51:02: <havocfett> Alright, she manages to dispel the desecrated aura
01:51:12: <havocfett> and has to shoo away the scavenger during the reburial
01:51:21: <havocfett> Describe!
01:51:25: <havocfett> And then next course of action
01:51:42: <havocfett> You have their trail, so you can follow them now for free, but if you leave and come back you'll need to pick it up again
01:51:49: <havocfett> and the longer that takes the harder the trail is to follow
01:51:52: <LastChronicler> Follow!
01:51:56: <havocfett> (They're a huge group but that only helps for so long)
01:52:05: <Clarity> Now that they're not desecrated, do they still show up on my divine senses?
01:52:14: <havocfett> Yes
01:52:15: <alessandro> follow after we clear up camp yah
01:52:23: <Clarity> hmm
01:52:25: <havocfett> The desecration on them is gone but the bodies are still showing up
01:52:27: <havocfett> as unnatural
01:53:06: <aldrich> ...so Ulfric has Firebolt, right?
01:53:06: <havocfett> OK, once Clarity does her description we shall move on
01:53:31: <LastChronicler> Sure does.
01:53:38: <aldrich> I vote that these people probably almost certainly practice cremation as their burial practice.
01:53:40: <havocfett> Yup
01:53:47: <havocfett> haha
01:53:48: <havocfett> :D
01:53:52: <aldrich> Therefore, the only respectful thing to do is to burn them to ashes before we leave.
01:54:02: <havocfett> For the hostile dead or for your dead or for both?
01:54:06: <LastChronicler> I also vote to burn things.
01:54:13: <aldrich> The unnatural ones.
01:54:24: <aldrich> I'll raise it after the consecration.
01:54:27: <LastChronicler> Let's not be fussy.
01:54:36: <Clarity> oh :v
01:54:39: <Clarity> oops
01:55:49: <havocfett> hmm, move on or are you really set on burning some corpses?
01:56:05: <Clarity> I vote move on
01:56:11: <alessandro> just move on tbh
01:56:20: <alessandro> I throw the shovel on the donkeh
01:56:34: <aldrich> Fair.
01:56:44: <aldrich> *backspace backspace backspace*
01:57:03: <havocfett> Donkey now has a shovel
01:57:12: <Mr_Sandman> hahaha
01:58:44: <havocfett> They're heading north
01:58:46: <alessandro> where do they seem to be heading
01:59:44: <alessandro> lol I have a terrible Idea
01:59:51: <alessandro> what if the mapping expedition
01:59:56: <alessandro> just runs into these dudes
01:59:58: <alessandro> on the way back
02:00:02: <Mr_Sandman> oh
02:00:04: <Mr_Sandman> oh no
02:00:05: <Mr_Sandman> oh noooooooooo
02:00:09: <havocfett> You are currently at 13 days ago
02:00:15: <Clarity> oh yeah
02:00:18: <Clarity> where are we anyways
02:00:37: <havocfett> 69.42, pretty sure that's new ground
02:00:40: <havocfett> Plains tiles
02:00:43: <LastChronicler> Survival check to navigate, probably.
02:00:45: <havocfett> still
02:00:46: <alessandro> and what kind of stuff has been dripped
02:00:47: <LastChronicler> Or that.
02:00:53: <alessandro> dropped even
02:01:13: <alessandro> loot the remains what is there
02:01:30: <alessandro> also i assume we hae been grazing the DONKEH
02:01:35: <havocfett> Survival rolls for effective looting, investigation if you want to figure out what happened
02:01:37: <alessandro> to save on feed
02:01:40: <alessandro> k
02:01:48: <alessandro> I assume Clanless is helping me?
02:01:59: <Clarity> roll 1d20+1 investigation
02:01:59: <alessandro> 1d20+3 Survival
02:02:00: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro, Survival: 6:3+3
02:02:02: <Clanless> Soon as she gets her shield :p
02:02:02: <Clarity> god
02:02:03: <Clarity> /dammit/
02:02:06: <alessandro> 1d20+3 Survival
02:02:06: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro, Survival: 16:13+3
02:02:07: <Mr_Sandman> Man donkey is the real hero.
02:02:09: <alessandro> better
02:02:22: <Clanless> Clanless is the hero you need, Alessandro
02:02:24: <Clarity> 1d20+1 INVESTIGATION
02:02:25: <Dicebottiel> Clarity, INVESTIGATION: 4:3+1
02:02:26: <alessandro> yes
02:02:33: <alessandro> my god
02:02:34: <Clarity> cannae see shit capn
02:02:53: <alessandro> actually clarity fly around and SEE WHAT YOU CAN SEE
02:02:56: <havocfett> hahaha
02:03:08: <Clarity> oh yeah good point
02:03:14: <Clarity> that'd be a perception check, right
02:03:17: <LastChronicler> I shall investigate!
02:03:34: <havocfett> Ooh, yes, it would
02:03:35: <alessandro> but yeah 16 for clanless+Alex Power hour looting
02:03:38: <Dicebottiel> Clarity: 14
02:03:38: <Clarity> 1d20
02:03:39: <alessandro> what do we find
02:03:43: <Mr_Sandman> Birb people do work.
02:03:44: <havocfett> OK, there's chain mail, and quite a bit of it, some gambesons, shields, broken spears, crossbow bolts, and javelins
02:03:48: <LastChronicler> 1d20+5
02:03:49: <Dicebottiel> LastChronicler: 10:5+5
02:03:50: <havocfett> for alessandro and clanless
02:03:54: <Clarity> itsbetterthannothing
02:03:59: <LastChronicler> Le sigh.
02:04:08: <alessandro> get that Guidance
02:04:17: <LastChronicler> 1d4
02:04:18: <Dicebottiel> LastChronicler: 1
02:04:20: <aldrich> Rolling to check out the wagons. What was left behind? What did they take?
02:04:22: <alessandro> rip
02:04:24: <havocfett> Clarity spots a metallic object to the northeast, a few hundred yards from the battlefield. Upon checking it out, they appear to be six sets of shattered manacles
02:04:27: <LastChronicler> Sighing intensifies.
02:04:28: <aldrich> 1d20+3
02:04:28: <Dicebottiel> Aldrich: 14:11+3
02:04:32: <aldrich> 1d4
02:04:32: <Dicebottiel> Aldrich: 1
02:04:37: <Clanless> Havocfett: Anything that's got a base AC of 14 or more?
02:04:39: <havocfett> Next to quite a few tracks of some sort
02:04:49: <havocfett> Chain Mail has base 16, Clanless, but is heavy armor
02:05:03: <Clanless> That won't do
02:05:04: <aldrich> So not really for Barbs?
02:05:06: <alessandro> is the chain in good condition?
02:05:08: <Clanless> Guess I'm staying naked
02:05:14: <alessandro> gambeson is light
02:05:22: <havocfett> Chain was probably in good condition 13 days ago, less so now
02:05:35: <havocfett> It's been exposed to the rain a few times
02:05:41: <havocfett> But you could clean it and make it work
02:05:47: <havocfett> Some /really/ /weird/ looking gloves
02:05:50: <Cornuthaum> eh, you can brush the rust out and oil it up
02:06:02: <havocfett> Possibly made for the malformed 'humans'
02:06:06: <alessandro> yeah Ill take some chain and javelins
02:06:08: <havocfett> There is no food left behind, and no people or corpses left behind
02:06:11: <alessandro> throw them on the donkey
02:06:22: <alessandro> Gambeson is what
02:06:29: <alessandro> 14+dex right
02:06:30: <havocfett> 11+, it's padded armor
02:06:36: <alessandro> ah
02:06:40: <Clarity> 20:51	Havocfett	Clarity spots a metallic object to the northeast, a few hundred yards from the battlefield. Upon checking it out, they appear to be six sets of shattered manacles
02:06:57: <Clarity> these were either shitty manacles or people with /really/ /good/ strength checks
02:07:08: <havocfett> They appear to have been /bitten/ through, clarity
02:07:12: <havocfett> perception check?
02:07:18: <havocfett> No, wait, you made one already
02:07:54: <havocfett> There are a /bunch/ of gnoll tracks around, as well as six near-humans. The near humans are in a line up to where the manacles are shattered, then walk alongside the gnolls more freely
02:08:02: <havocfett> Gnolls would explain the lack of corpses and food
02:08:05: <havocfett> They eat bodies
02:08:12: <alessandro> oh man
02:08:12: <havocfett> (Including their own)
02:08:13: <aldrich> The gnolls freed the humans?
02:08:16: <havocfett> and don't believe in burials
02:08:17: <aldrich> FREE GNOLL STATE
02:08:18: <havocfett> seemingly!
02:08:34: <Clarity> brolls
02:08:39: <Clarity> no that sounds bad
02:08:45: <Mr_Sandman> [futa warning]
02:08:57: <havocfett> Do you guys wanna check for tracks after you're done looting?
02:09:32: <alessandro> yeah
02:09:37: <LastChronicler> I don't have any armour proficiencies. :(
02:09:44: <alessandro> we got guidance?
02:10:09: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 22:19+3
02:10:09: <alessandro> 1d20+3
02:10:13: <alessandro> hahahaha
02:10:37: <Clanless> I have medium armor proficiency but by level 4 only half-plate will give me a better AC than being naked
02:10:38: <Clanless> Barbarians rule
02:10:46: <havocfett> hahaha
02:11:09: <havocfett> two sets of tracks. The dudes from the town, down to about fifteen people and two of those lizard-cavalry, going northwest away from the battle at speed.
02:12:22: <Clanless> To be clear, those are (we assume) the freaky mutant people?
02:12:32: <havocfett> Yup
02:12:54: <Clanless> And on the other side, fucking hyena-men
02:13:11: <alessandro> man the gnolls ate some fucking t rexes
02:13:15: <alessandro> this is metal as fuck
02:13:20: <Mr_Sandman> The gnolls ate the mutants.
02:13:23: <havocfett> And about twenty gnolls with a couple hyena-packs, at least thirty small humanoids, a mixture of small boots, one of those big lizard-cavalry things, and a mixture of near-human boots
02:13:34: <havocfett> Going northeast
02:13:37: <aldrich> Well, that's the natural enemy of the undead, I suppose
02:13:41: <aldrich> Corpse-eaters
02:13:42: <AlexSupercop> 'cause
02:13:42: <AlexSupercop> 10:59	Clanless	And on the other side, fucking hyena-men <-- are you sure they're fucking hyena /men/?
02:13:45: <AlexSupercop> [futa warning]
02:13:49: <alessandro> Northeast is towards
02:13:54: <Clanless> Oooow
02:13:56: <Clanless> For shame
02:13:56: <alessandro> Foothold innit
02:13:58: <LastChronicler> *Let them fight .gif*
02:14:03: <havocfett> Regular East is foothold
02:14:10: <havocfett> Northeast from here is /probably/ the Vordt Steppe
02:14:11: <alessandro> ah
02:14:17: <havocfett> which you guys haven't really explored
02:14:22: <LastChronicler> Wait, heading toward Foothold?
02:14:23: <Mr_Sandman> *fat bulldog in a tin pot howling*
02:14:31: <havocfett> Oh, yeah, the prisoners seem to be mixed into the near-human boots
02:14:31: <alessandro> heading north of foothold
02:14:39: <Clanless> So who do we want to follow?
02:14:42: <havocfett> Maybe a hundred total, all told
02:14:42: <alessandro> hmmm
02:14:49: <aldrich> We follow the zombie guys, I'd say.
02:15:04: <alessandro> on the one hand we want to get colonists back
02:15:21: <alessandro> and establishing contact with gnolls sounds like something we should do
02:15:24: <aldrich> The gnolls have freed these people, we don't know to what end - but fifteen and two cavalry is a number I'm rather more confident about, and we /know/ they're hostile and possibly exhausted.
02:15:32: <alessandro> yeah
02:15:37: <alessandro> basically
02:15:39: <aldrich> Also, revenge.
02:15:46: <alessandro> make note of the gnolls and move on
02:15:57: <alessandro> what time is now IC
02:16:09: <havocfett> six hours from, so...five pm, I think?
02:16:23: <aldrich> On the other hand, I'm happy to go meet the gnolls if y'all want to. I have Persuasion +5.
02:16:24: <havocfett> You have another two hours of marching left in you, but you'll need to set up camp in a hurry then
02:17:27: <alessandro> I suppose we could camp on the plains
02:17:39: <alessandro> unless people have objections
02:17:52: <alessandro> or we can look for a better place to camp
02:17:53: <Clarity> not particularly
02:17:57: <alessandro> how is our water now
02:17:57: <havocfett> Well, you're not getting back to the city in two hours either, so unless you forced march for four hours you're camping /somewhere/ on the plains
02:18:03: <alessandro> yeah
02:18:27: <havocfett> Pretty deece, there was a well at the town and watering holes seem reasonably common
02:18:30: <alessandro> lets just make camp then at the highest point we can find
02:18:40: <havocfett> Gonna march?
02:18:50: <aldrich> Actually, hm, I'd probably vote heading after the Gnolls, tbh.
02:18:58: <LastChronicler> Maybe march for one more hour?
02:19:20: <havocfett> Lets put it to a vote
02:19:22: <havocfett> ?
02:19:33: <Clarity> alright
02:19:34: <havocfett> Gnolls v Mutants
02:19:43: <alessandro> hmmmmmm
02:19:45: <Clarity> Gnolls
02:19:58: <alessandro> fine gnolls
02:20:12: <alessandro> we have a diplomancer pledged to Dagon
02:20:15: <alessandro> what could go wrong
02:20:21: <alessandro> :V
02:20:26: <Clarity> 21:00	AlexSupercop	[futa warning]
02:20:31: <Clarity> :v
02:20:37: <alessandro> but yeah just go for the nearest hill even if its behind us
02:20:39: <alessandro> and make camp
02:20:44: <alessandro> pick up the trail in the morning
02:20:47: <Clarity> sounds good
02:20:55: <LastChronicler> Gnolls are evil creatures, it makes sense we wouldn't want to leave them alone.
02:21:13: <Clarity> though, havoc, what time is it PST rn
02:21:21: <LastChronicler> Help clear out the area for safety's sake.
02:21:38: <Clanless> Mutants just interest me more
02:22:12: <LastChronicler> I agree, but Gnolls seem like they'd be more urgent to an expedition like ours.
02:22:30: <havocfett> It is right now 6 PM
02:22:51: <havocfett> I can continue for probably another hour but we can leave off on a cliffhanger if people are running low
02:24:17: <LastChronicler> I'm fine either way.
02:25:23: <aldrich> I'm fine with leaving off here - and either deciding next session, or before we leave off if that makes planning easier.
02:26:03: <havocfett> Well, you'd need to decide before you leave off
02:26:39: <havocfett> clarity, Alessandro, Clanless, preferences?
02:26:50: <alessandro> im cool with going a bit longer
02:27:00: <alessandro> but if the euros need to sleep
02:27:10: <aldrich> Clarity lacks the sparkling optimism of the secretly horrible hastur cultist masquerading as a bumbling noble.
02:27:54: <Clanless> I can keep going for a while.
02:27:57: <Clarity> "Gnolls eat people" "It's just a cultural difference"
02:28:00: <Clanless> But a while isn't going to be very long.
02:28:13: <Clanless> I also would prefer going after the mutants but I'm fine with the gnolls if that's the way the group leans.
02:28:48: <alessandro> im ambivalent though I do want to kill some mutants, saving people is also cool
02:28:57: <havocfett> Right, so you're making camp in current hex and pursuing gnolls next day?
02:28:58: <alessandro> also killing mutants is more acheivable
02:29:02: <alessandro> yeah
02:29:04: <alessandro> sure
02:29:10: <aldrich> Sounds good to me.
02:30:58: <LastChronicler> Okay, what's next?
02:31:51: <aldrich> It's 2.20am for me, so I'm happy to leave off here if it's a natural breaking point.
02:32:04: <aldrich> I can keep going if everyone else wants to, however.
02:32:16: <aldrich> No problems there.
02:32:29: <Clarity> nah, I'm fine with leaving off here
02:32:50: <aldrich> So are we dragging together a shelter from the burnt-out wagons etc, or moving on to somewhere else?
02:33:08: <Clarity> oh no
02:33:09: <aldrich> oh god what fresh hell is this
02:33:10: <Clarity> black griffons
02:33:31: <aldrich> ...horns growing from their /eyelids/?!
02:33:38: <aldrich> That's some body horror right there.
02:33:38: <havocfett> eyebrows
02:33:38: <Clarity> oh lordy
02:33:39: <havocfett> whoops
02:33:43: <havocfett> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tUWC2YfGHxA/UQU7f1g_YxI/AAAAAAAAANM/Fd26pqOmgas/s1600/Carno+feathers.jpg Right, so, we'll s
02:33:47: <havocfett> these motherfuckers
02:33:51: <alessandro> jesus
02:33:55: <Mr_Sandman> oohmyyyyygooooooood
02:33:57: <lupine> fucking
02:34:02: <alessandro> DINOSAUR FIGHT
02:34:06: <alessandro> woot
02:34:12: <alessandro> lets do this
02:34:15: <lupine> hee, look at its little arms
02:34:19: <Clarity> 21:20	Havocfett	Right, so, we'll s
02:34:20: <Clarity> ?
02:34:31: <havocfett> Oh, accidentally cpy and pasted that
02:34:32: <havocfett> ignore it
02:34:52: <Cornuthaum> (Alessandro) DINOSAUR FIGHT
02:34:54: <Cornuthaum> AARGH
02:34:54: <alessandro> we gotta fight the dinosaurs
02:35:00: <Cornuthaum> havoooooooooooc
02:35:06: Cornuthaum shakes two angry fists in Havocfett's direction
02:35:23: <Clarity> man are these the crested fucks the other team saw
02:35:39: <havocfett> Nope
02:35:39: <alessandro> these are the things that Jacques fought
02:35:42: <alessandro> those feathers
02:35:44: <Clarity> oh :v
02:35:50: <havocfett> Jacques are Iridescent
02:35:53: <Cornuthaum> all we got swas parasaurolophi and a far-off argentinosaurus
02:35:54: <havocfett> these ones are blue and black
02:36:06: <havocfett> The other team saw parasaurolophi and an argentinosaur, yeah
02:36:19: <alessandro> CARNOSAUR FIGHT
02:36:25: <Cornuthaum> like I am 100% happy to brave sheol's awfulness, false hydras and all, *because there's dinosaurs*
02:36:30: <alessandro> fortunately
02:36:38: <alessandro> we stocked up on Javelin
02:36:38: <Cornuthaum> Havoc's GM-y scales of terror vs. dinosaurs
02:36:59: <havocfett> So Imma say they close to about a hundred feet when combat starts
02:37:05: <havocfett> Clanless?
02:37:08: <alessandro> my hype level is max
02:37:12: <Clanless> Sorry!
02:37:12: <havocfett> (You can ready an action to jump them if they close)
02:37:18: <Clanless> Was distracted.
02:37:40: <havocfett> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk the true fight theme. :V
02:38:18: <Clanless> I will enter rage as a bonus action and ready an action, yes.
02:38:19: <alessandro> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ITdQ3sbkFg
02:38:25: <alessandro> the best theme Havocfett
02:38:26: <havocfett> Dinosaur fight! Two Carnotaurus Sastrei, one hundred feet off
02:38:42: <havocfett> Right, Aldrich
02:38:59: <LastChronicler> It's fucking on.
02:39:34: <alessandro> so wait how fast are dinos
02:39:46: <havocfett> Carnotaurs are fucking /fast/, man
02:39:53: <alessandro> welp
02:40:11: <aldrich> How far away- oh, 100ft.
02:41:02: <havocfett> The creature I used as the base template is warhorse fast.
02:41:15: <havocfett> They're AC 13, 51 health, and have a charge attack
02:41:18: <alessandro> dont you add dex bonus to damage with ranged havoc
02:41:19: <alessandro> ?
02:41:22: <alessandro> balls
02:41:22: <havocfett> thatis going to be all sorts of fun
02:41:26: <havocfett> You do, yes
02:41:33: <Drachyench> Allosaurus' are also M60, if the same as the MM ones
02:42:10: <havocfett> yup
02:42:17: <havocfett> These aren't allosaurus' though
02:42:27: <aldrich> Hm. Hex is 90ft. Can I flub it? Or... jog forward, I guess. Christ.
02:42:27: <LastChronicler> How great's their Dex?
02:42:34: <Drachyench> Of course not, Sheol wouldn't be that kind to its invaders :V
02:42:38: <havocfett> You can jog forward, yes
02:42:45: <havocfett> you don't know, LC
02:42:48: <Drachyench> "Giant dinosaurs incoming" "RUSH 'EM"
02:42:50: <Cornuthaum> Luigi and Mario Carnotaurus
02:43:05: <Clarity> http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/c/c1/Dinosaur-disneyscreencaps_com-6197.jpg
02:43:07: <Cornuthaum> the Carnotaurus Brothers
02:43:23: <havocfett> Carnotaurus has those horns and far shorter arms, and may have used its upper jaw as a hacksaw by repeatedly striking large sauropods with it due to its strong neck muscles
02:43:23: <aldrich> So can I move forward ten feet, cast Hex on Dino 1, then ready an action to cast Dissonant Whispers on aforesaid Dino the moment he gets into range (60ft)?
02:43:30: <havocfett> Yes
02:43:43: <havocfett> feathered though, clarity
02:43:44: <havocfett> but yes
02:43:44: <aldrich> Then I will do that.
02:43:57: <Clarity> not enough feathered dinos in media :v
02:44:06: <havocfett> Cool, Ulfric, go!
02:44:09: <aldrich> And the ability I will be Hexing is... Dex, I guess.
02:44:13: <havocfett> Got it
02:44:46: <LastChronicler> Scorching Ray time.
02:44:57: <alessandro> dont you have to roll for hex
02:45:01: <alessandro> orrrrrrr
02:45:01: <LastChronicler> All focused on one.
02:45:32: <LastChronicler> 3 rays, 3 attack rolls
02:45:45: <havocfett> You don't roll for hex
02:45:47: <havocfett> roll it LC
02:45:53: <havocfett> hex auto-hits
02:45:55: <Cornuthaum> I am *so envious* right nowwww
02:46:08: <havocfett> brb, praying Asr
02:46:16: <havocfett> you should be able to resolve your turn without me
02:46:21: <LastChronicler> 1d20+5; 1d20+5; 1d20+5
02:46:46: <alessandro> I think its # number of dice then dice
02:46:50: <alessandro> so like
02:47:01: <alessandro> #3 1d20+5
02:47:02: <alessandro> welp
02:47:05: <alessandro> also wrong
02:47:13: <alessandro> just roll them one after another I guess
02:47:19: <LastChronicler> Eh, just do it individually.
02:47:23: <LastChronicler> 1d20+5
02:47:23: <Dicebottiel> LastChronicler: 10:5+5
02:47:26: <LastChronicler> 1d20+5
02:47:26: <Dicebottiel> LastChronicler: 15:10+5
02:47:30: <LastChronicler> 1d20+5
02:47:31: <Dicebottiel> LastChronicler: 7:2+5
02:47:35: <aldrich> fuck
02:47:35: <alessandro> rip
02:47:37: <alessandro> one hit
02:47:41: <LastChronicler> Well, that was rather poor.
02:47:48: <Dicebottiel> LastChronicler: 5
02:47:48: <LastChronicler> 2d6
02:47:56: <alessandro> oh no
02:47:58: <alessandro> well
02:48:07: <alessandro> time to gird up them loins
02:48:12: <aldrich> That's weird.
02:48:13: <aldrich> 2d6
02:48:13: <LastChronicler> Hang on, does that not tell you what each die rolled, because that's important?
02:48:13: <Dicebottiel> Aldrich: 10
02:48:20: <aldrich> Huh, yeah, it doesn't.
02:48:28: <alessandro> it should
02:48:31: <alessandro> hmmmm
02:48:47: <LastChronicler> It's important for me, because a 1 should count as a 2 on any fire damage die I do.
02:48:50: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 6:6+0
02:48:50: <alessandro> 2d6+0
02:48:54: <aldrich> Just gives you a total. I guess you have to roll them as separate dice, as in 1d6 + 1d6?
02:49:09: <LastChronicler> Check with Havoc when he gets back.
02:49:23: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 6:5+1
02:49:23: <alessandro> 1d6+1d6
02:49:35: <aldrich> Yeah, that's it.
02:49:47: <alessandro> wait no the previous did
02:49:54: <RPGServ> +-- Individual Rolls 3 1
02:49:54: <RPGServ> Aldrich Rolled 2d6 for 4:
02:50:13: <alessandro> the results are just seperated by the colon
02:50:18: <aldrich> You can either use the command at the top of the chat, or go xdy+xdy.
02:50:29: <alessandro> just roll it as 2d6+0
02:50:43: <aldrich> ...no, dude.
02:50:54: <aldrich> That just gave you the total of your two d6s, plus 0.
02:51:00: <LastChronicler> 1d6+1d6
02:51:01: <Dicebottiel> LastChronicler: 9:4+5
02:51:44: <aldrich> It's "xdy+xdy" or the command at the top of this chat.
02:51:56: <havocfett> 3#1d6
02:51:57: <Dicebottiel> Havocfett: 2;4;5
02:52:05: <havocfett> So, one took five damage?
02:52:28: <LastChronicler> I'm confused.
02:52:34: <havocfett> Ulfric, describe, then the Carnotaurs are gonna charge
02:52:46: <LastChronicler> Why'd it take 5 damage?
02:53:05: <havocfett> you hit it with one scorching ray
02:53:07: <havocfett> no?
02:53:30: <aldrich> Yeah, hit one with a Scorching Ray and then rolled a 5, unless I missed something.
02:53:32: <havocfett> First carnotaur charges Ulfric, so Aldrich gets his readied action
02:54:04: <LastChronicler> Oh right. I was waiting for you to come back to mention that because of my feat, I need to know what I rolled eaxctly on each die.
02:54:10: <havocfett> oh
02:54:16: <havocfett> well, roll the separately. 2#1d6
02:54:19: <havocfett> like that
02:54:25: <LastChronicler> Okay
02:54:31: <havocfett> and second charges....Alessandro, so Clanless gets her readied action
02:54:34: <Dicebottiel> LastChronicler: 1;6
02:54:34: <LastChronicler> 2#1d6
02:54:39: <aldrich> Sweet!
02:54:42: <aldrich> That's 8?
02:54:53: <LastChronicler> So that should be 8, because of Elemental Adept.
02:54:57: <Clanless> My readied action is a normal attack, right?
02:54:58: <alessandro> BURNINATING THE CONTRYSIDE
02:55:00: <havocfett> Yup
02:55:04: <Clanless> Make it a RECKLESS ATTACK
02:55:12: <alessandro> also does it proc my AoO
02:55:21: <Clanless> 1d20+5
02:55:21: <Dicebottiel> Clanless: 7:2+5
02:55:23: <Clanless> 1d20+5
02:55:24: <Dicebottiel> Clanless: 10:5+5
02:55:28: <havocfett> #roll 1d20+1 for save
02:55:29: <RPGServ> +-- Result: 21
02:55:29: <RPGServ> Havocfett rolled '1d20+1':
02:55:32: <Clanless> I am utterly useless today
02:55:38: <alessandro> wat
02:55:39: <havocfett> It does proc your AoO
02:55:44: <Clarity> that's a save alright
02:55:45: <havocfett> it makes its save against Aldrich
02:55:52: <Clarity> yeah no kidding :v
02:55:53: <havocfett> so no damage and it attacks normally
02:55:53: <alessandro> 1d20+5
02:55:54: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 25:20+5
02:55:57: <alessandro> crit
02:55:58: <Clarity> hoo
02:55:59: <alessandro> fuck you
02:56:04: <alessandro> 2d10+3
02:56:04: <havocfett> #roll 1d20+6 attack on Ulfric
02:56:04: <RPGServ> Havocfett rolled '1d20+6':
02:56:04: <RPGServ> +-- Result: 23
02:56:04: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 13:10+3
02:56:15: <RPGServ> Havocfett rolled '1d20+6':
02:56:15: <RPGServ> +-- Result: 26
02:56:15: <havocfett> #roll 1d20+6 Attack on Alessandro
02:56:20: <alessandro> fuck dammit
02:56:21: <havocfett> ....TRADING CRITS
02:56:24: <alessandro> why cant anything miss me
02:56:29: <alessandro> my god
02:56:36: <havocfett> Roll a Strength Save (DC 13) or be knocked prone
02:56:47: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 19:16+3
02:56:47: <alessandro> 1d20+3
02:56:50: <Clarity> 21:43	Dicebottiel	Alessandro: 13:10+3
02:56:53: <aldrich> what a load of bullshit
02:56:56: <alessandro> fuck you
02:57:01: <Clarity> wait, that doesn't seem right
02:57:10: <aldrich> That's 5d6 dice and a "runaway" effect down the drain
02:57:12: <Clarity> oh no wait
02:57:18: <alessandro> yeah actually I need to know the dice as well
02:57:20: <alessandro> so
02:57:25: <alessandro> should I just roll
02:57:33: <havocfett> Yeah, roll again
02:57:39: <havocfett> if its worse just take the thirteen. :P
02:57:48: <Clarity> it's 2#1d10
02:57:48: <alessandro> 2#d10
02:57:59: <alessandro> lol
02:58:04: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 9;6
02:58:04: <alessandro> 2#1d10
02:58:08: <LastChronicler> Back, posted description.
02:58:14: <alessandro> 18 damage
02:58:14: <havocfett> OK, so, LastChronicler, Ulfric takes 15 damage and needs to make a Strength Save DC 13 or be knocked prone
02:58:23: <LastChronicler> ...
02:58:23: <havocfett> niiice
02:58:34: <havocfett> Alessandro, since he got crit, instead takes /26/ damage
02:58:42: <alessandro> jesus
02:58:44: <Clarity> man
02:58:49: <Clarity> it's a good thing I took cure wounds
02:58:53: <alessandro> okay
02:59:04: <LastChronicler> *distressed whimpering*
02:59:18: <havocfett> Alessandro: Do you want to add any maneuvers to that hit?
02:59:22: <Clarity> how much hp are you guys at
02:59:23: <aldrich> Wait, hold on
02:59:25: <Dicebottiel> LastChronicler: 0:1-1
02:59:25: <LastChronicler> 1d20-1
02:59:34: <Clarity> holy
02:59:35: <aldrich> Dissonant Whispers still does damage.
02:59:38: <Clarity> haha
02:59:39: <Clanless> Full -1
02:59:39: <aldrich> Even on a save.
02:59:43: <aldrich> It just does half damage.
02:59:45: <havocfett> oh man
02:59:48: <havocfett> Oh, sweet
02:59:52: <havocfett> Roll damage, Aldrich!
03:00:10: <aldrich> 4#1d6
03:00:11: <Dicebottiel> Aldrich: 4;3;1;6
03:00:25: <havocfett> ...the one that knocked Ulfric prone is gonna get a free attack since he's prone
03:00:28: <aldrich> 7
03:00:44: <aldrich> Seven damage from Dissonant Whispers. Now for Hex...
03:00:46: <aldrich> 1d6
03:00:46: <Dicebottiel> Aldrich: 2
03:00:54: <aldrich> Nine damage total. Yay.
03:00:59: <havocfett> 1d20+6 Follow-up
03:01:00: <Dicebottiel> Havocfett, Follow-up: 18:12+6
03:01:12: <alessandro> actually wait I can Maneuver on AoO?
03:01:12: <havocfett> aaand that's another nine damage on Ulfric
03:01:16: <alessandro> ok
03:01:22: <alessandro> Menacing strike
03:01:28: <alessandro> so 1d8
03:01:30: <havocfett> Yup
03:01:34: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 2
03:01:34: <alessandro> 1d8
03:01:35: <LastChronicler> I'm well and truly downded.
03:01:39: <Clarity> ulfric are you even still alive
03:01:39: <havocfett> Is that on the one Alessandro crit
03:01:40: <alessandro> 20 damage total
03:01:42: <Clarity> jeebus
03:01:43: <alessandro> yeah
03:01:44: <havocfett> or the one that just mauled Ulfric?
03:01:51: <havocfett> Will save against MENACING
03:01:52: <havocfett> 1d20+1
03:01:53: <alessandro> I havent rolled attack yet for my turn
03:01:53: <Dicebottiel> Havocfett: 4:3+1
03:01:56: <havocfett> haha
03:01:56: <alessandro> hahahah
03:01:59: <alessandro> IT FEARS ME
03:02:01: <havocfett> Alessandro, yours is scared of you
03:02:02: <Clarity> lol
03:02:04: <alessandro> FEAR ME BITCH
03:02:04: <havocfett> IT FEARS YOU
03:02:08: <alessandro> now I attack
03:02:10: <havocfett> IT KNOWS WHO GOT THE BETTER OF THAT SITUATION
03:02:13: <alessandro> and then Second wind
03:02:15: <alessandro> so
03:02:20: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 14:9+5
03:02:20: <alessandro> 1d20+5
03:02:22: <havocfett> wait while we finish this round
03:02:23: <alessandro> fuck you
03:02:27: <alessandro> I go after
03:02:30: <alessandro> the Carnosaurs
03:02:32: <alessandro> right
03:02:35: <havocfett> You do
03:02:38: <alessandro> or same init
03:02:40: <havocfett> but I'm waiting on Aldrich to tell me which Carno
03:02:41: <havocfett> he hit
03:02:43: <alessandro> ah
03:02:45: <alessandro> sorry
03:02:47: <havocfett> You go simultaneously, technically
03:02:52: <havocfett> so even if they downed you you'd get your turn
03:02:59: <havocfett> So, yeah, Aldrich, which one did you drop nine damage on
03:03:00: <alessandro> rad
03:03:24: <aldrich> Alessandro's one, I believe.
03:03:30: <aldrich> The one that charged Clanless.
03:03:43: <havocfett> Excellent
03:03:56: <Clarity> 21:28	Havocfett	They're AC 13, 51 health, and have a charge attack // reposting it because I have bad memory and it just went off the screen
03:04:04: <alessandro> so my turn eh
03:04:04: <Cornuthaum> > What kind of idiot hunger drove these beasts?!
03:04:09: <alessandro> rollan damage
03:04:10: <Cornuthaum> "They're small and made of meat!"
03:04:10: <havocfett> yup
03:04:14: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 10:7+3
03:04:14: <alessandro> 1d10+3
03:04:22: <alessandro> another 10 to the afeared one
03:04:28: <alessandro> and second wind
03:04:36: <alessandro> 1d10+3
03:04:36: <Clanless> Goddamn.
03:04:37: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 9:6+3
03:04:41: <alessandro> im on 10
03:04:53: <alessandro> so since its frigtened
03:04:55: <Drachyench> Cornuthaum: So, in other words, they're big scaly Genrikh's?
03:04:57: <alessandro> it cannot attack me
03:05:00: <alessandro> ?
03:05:05: <alessandro> will not moe towards me
03:05:09: <alessandro> and what else
03:05:26: <havocfett> And butspike?
03:05:33: <Cornuthaum> Drachyench come on genrikh isn't that bad, clanless certainly is the same. It's probably a dwarf thing!
03:05:35: <havocfett> Will not move towards you, attacks you and others at disadvantage
03:05:35: <alessandro> oh yeah
03:05:39: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 8:5+3
03:05:39: <alessandro> 1d20+3
03:05:42: <alessandro> fuck
03:05:49: <alessandro> rad
03:05:54: <havocfett> Clarity, go!
03:05:58: <alessandro> so Clarity
03:05:59: <Clarity> uh
03:06:01: <Clarity> uhhhh
03:06:07: <alessandro> save the squishy
03:06:10: <Clarity> yeah
03:06:23: <havocfett> It is gonna carry Ulfric off for eating if you don't save him
03:06:24: <havocfett> yeah
03:06:25: <LastChronicler> Save me!
03:06:46: <Clarity> move over to ulfric and, hm
03:06:55: <havocfett> (This was actually a /really/ /bizarre/ Encounter Migrates from Other Region encounter but man once the dice came up I couldn't /not/ do it)
03:07:06: <Clarity> I'm just gonna give him all 15 LOH hp's
03:07:09: <alessandro> also if you dont have melee rev we have spears and my arming sword as well
03:07:27: <alessandro> unless you want to spell dudes
03:07:43: <havocfett> Excellent, Ulfric is at 15 health.
03:07:46: <havocfett> we'll see how long that lasts
03:07:54: <havocfett> Clanless and Aldrich!
03:08:01: <Clarity> and uh, are there any bonus actions I can do at all
03:08:07: <havocfett> hmm
03:08:19: <alessandro> can you smite animals
03:08:22: <havocfett> Some of the smite spells are bonus actions? You could cast Thundering smite or sommat and it'll apply next time you cast
03:08:25: <alessandro> or prep smites?
03:08:26: <havocfett> Shield of Faith, too
03:08:28: <LastChronicler> I may have to convert now to... whatever God Clarity worships. Torm?
03:08:30: <havocfett> You can smite /everything/, now
03:08:33: <Clanless> Okay, give me a brief. What's the current situation?
03:08:37: <alessandro> radical
03:08:44: <alessandro> Carnotaurs charged
03:08:44: <Clanless> Carnotaurs still dragging off Ulfric?
03:08:45: <Clarity> ok I have thunderous smite so I'll do that :v
03:08:48: <havocfett> Two carnotaurs charged into your ranks. One insta-downed Ulfric and is preparing to eat him
03:08:48: <alessandro> wrecked the wizard
03:09:01: <Clanless> What's the Size on these things?
03:09:05: <havocfett> The other got into a cross-counter situation with Alessandro where they both critted each other
03:09:07: <alessandro> Alessndro is a murder machine
03:09:08: <havocfett> LArge, bordering on Huge
03:09:13: <Clanless> Hmmm
03:09:16: <aldrich> How much damage has Alessandro done to his Carnotaur?
03:09:19: <Clanless> I will just try and hit it again
03:09:23: <alessandro> 30
03:09:29: <havocfett> He did 30, Aldrich did 9
03:09:37: <havocfett> it's pretty badly wounded
03:09:40: <havocfett> took a spear to the throat
03:09:48: <alessandro> well poleax point
03:09:49: <aldrich> Fuck it, I'll Vicious Mockery the thing.
03:09:52: <alessandro> same diff
03:09:52: <havocfett> yes
03:10:01: <havocfett> Roll Clanless, you too Aldrich
03:10:06: <aldrich> Wisdom save, again. These things are shockingly wise for dumb animals.
03:10:11: <havocfett> IKR
03:10:12: <havocfett> 1d20+1
03:10:13: <Dicebottiel> Havocfett: 18:17+1
03:10:19: <Clanless> Reckless attack
03:10:20: <alessandro> WHAT THE FUCK
03:10:22: <havocfett> I think it's because Wisdom covers stuff like surviving in nature
03:10:27: <havocfett> THE WISEST CARNOTAURS
03:10:32: <havocfett> Hail Food
03:10:42: <havocfett> Truly they wield the Blade of Want
03:10:51: <Dicebottiel> Clanless: 24:19+5
03:10:51: <havocfett> and cannot be distracted by petty ills
03:10:51: <Clanless> 1d20+5
03:10:55: <Dicebottiel> Clanless: 13:8+5
03:10:55: <Clanless> 1d20+5
03:10:58: <havocfett> Hit!
03:11:05: <aldrich> Fuck it, I'm just backpedalling the fuck away.
03:11:08: <Clanless> If it had only been one higher
03:11:14: <Dicebottiel> Clanless: 17:12+5
03:11:14: <alessandro> double hit
03:11:14: <Clanless> 1d12+5
03:11:26: <alessandro> meet or exceed AC IIRC
03:11:27: <havocfett> Alessandro, describe damaging it, and then Clarity, describe killing it
03:11:28: <Clarity> Clanless, could you wait for me to finish describing, please?
03:11:28: <Clanless> This is good.
03:11:43: <havocfett> Clanless, wait till Alessandro and Clarity do their things
03:11:44: <Clanless> Clarity: Sure.
03:11:52: <Clanless> Wait, what is going on
03:12:00: <Clarity> also wait, what, I'm killing it?
03:12:02: <Clanless> I was told I was up and rolled my action D:
03:12:14: <Clarity> That was just a bonus action to put thunderous smite on the weapon
03:12:23: <havocfett> Err, no, Clanless is killing it
03:12:30: <havocfett> to describe in character, Clanless
03:12:33: <Clanless> Oh, okay.
03:12:36: <havocfett> they're doing descriptions
03:12:44: <Clarity> oh god what's going on :v
03:13:27: <havocfett> Clarity is healing, Alessandro and Clanless are murdering, Aldrich is learning that raw hunger is a panacea against the influence of dark gods
03:13:31: <havocfett> and elder things from beyond
03:14:41: <aldrich> All my good shit requires Wisdom checks!
03:14:51: <havocfett> And hunger makes dinos /wise/
03:15:11: <havocfett> OK, Clanless, describe
03:15:14: <LastChronicler> Hunger is the great teacher.
03:15:20: <havocfett> Finishing the Carnotaur fighting Alessandro
03:15:21: <aldrich> And wild animals have pretty good wisdom because they need to be wise to survive in the wild! Despite the fact that Wisdom is basically just "Cunning" in this edition except for Clerics use it.
03:15:23: <havocfett> and then Ulfric's turn
03:15:28: <Cornuthaum> if it doesn't work the first time *try again*
03:15:28: <havocfett> indeed
03:15:32: <alessandro> BURNINATE
03:15:36: <alessandro> THE DINOSAUR
03:15:39: <aldrich> Hex moves to other Carnotaur, by the way.
03:15:41: <LastChronicler> I have an image in mind for my turn, of Ulfric thrusting Scorching Rays into the Carnosaur's face and screaming "How do you like it! How do you like it!"
03:15:51: <havocfett> Got it!
03:15:56: <alessandro> doo eeetttt
03:15:56: <havocfett> roll LC
03:15:58: <aldrich> Does anyone have anything that provokes an Ability check?
03:16:03: <alessandro> yes
03:16:05: <LastChronicler> I do.
03:16:09: <Cornuthaum> man am I glad we had arkyn and his habit of just vigorously blowing his load in two gigantic spurts of power
03:16:09: <alessandro> my manuevers
03:16:10: <LastChronicler> Dex, Burning Hands.
03:16:12: <alessandro> Str or Wis
03:16:16: <havocfett> someone could try to wrestle one, IIRC
03:16:19: <havocfett> those are saving throws
03:16:21: <alessandro> I could trip a dinosaur
03:16:23: <havocfett> not ability checks
03:16:24: <alessandro> :V
03:16:32: <havocfett> Trip or Grappling will prock ability checks
03:16:37: <havocfett> so if you ever wanted to wrestle a dinosaur
03:16:43: <havocfett> do it when Aldrich's debuffed its strength/dex
03:16:56: <alessandro> utilize the relic of de Charny
03:16:58: <LastChronicler> For the record, if someone grappled them, I could Burning Hands over the pile and avoid hitting friendlies due to Sculpt Spell
03:17:02: <alessandro> shank it in the face
03:17:13: <alessandro> WICKED CHIVALROUS
03:17:25: <aldrich> So yeah, fuck it, nerf its Strength with Hex.
03:18:12: <LastChronicler> Rolling Scorching Rays... (my turn, right?)
03:18:20: <havocfett> yup
03:18:24: <LastChronicler> 1d20+5
03:18:25: <Dicebottiel> LastChronicler: 16:11+5
03:18:30: <Dicebottiel> LastChronicler: 12:7+5
03:18:30: <LastChronicler> 1d20+5
03:18:36: <LastChronicler> 1d20+5
03:18:36: <Dicebottiel> LastChronicler: 15:10+5
03:18:44: <havocfett> two hits!
03:19:06: <Dicebottiel> LastChronicler: 3;2;2;4
03:19:06: <LastChronicler> 4#1d6
03:19:22: <LastChronicler> 11
03:19:38: <alessandro> its face is now on FIRE
03:19:50: <havocfett> It is INCREDIBLY ANGRY
03:19:53: <havocfett> describe
03:19:55: <havocfett> 3#1d20+6 attacking Ulfric until he drops, then attacking Clarity with remaining attacks.
03:19:56: <Dicebottiel> Havocfett, attacking Ulfric until he drops, then attacking Clarity with remaining attacks.: 8:2+6;26:20+6;15:9+6
03:20:09: <havocfett> ...So it crits you with its first hit and drops you
03:20:12: <havocfett> Clarity, what's your AC?
03:20:14: <havocfett> 19, right?
03:20:20: <havocfett> *second hit and rops you
03:20:29: <Clarity> 18
03:20:42: <Clarity> so I tank it
03:20:46: <LastChronicler> God damn it. I was hoping to use Shield, but they're hitting too high for it to make any difference.
03:20:53: <alessandro> so
03:20:55: <aldrich> Havoc, I will ask politely.
03:21:00: <aldrich> Please stop rolling Crits.
03:21:04: <havocfett> no
03:21:06: <havocfett> this is amazing
03:21:13: <Clanless> How do you have 18 AC
03:21:15: <havocfett> These are dinosaurs of hunger and also more hunger
03:21:17: <Clarity> no, just roll crits for alessandro in the back room
03:21:20: <havocfett> She has chain mail and a shield
03:21:25: <Clarity> 16 from-yeah
03:21:27: <Clanless> Goddamn
03:21:28: <alessandro> Imma trip attack this bitch
03:21:31: <Clarity> shield is +2 AC
03:21:40: <Clarity> describe me bouncing it with my baller shield :v
03:21:42: <alessandro> 1d20+5
03:21:43: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 13:8+5
03:21:48: <alessandro> lol just hit
03:22:03: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 14:4+7+3
03:22:03: <alessandro> 1d10+1d8+3
03:22:14: <alessandro> also dc 13 str save
03:22:15: <alessandro> or is prone
03:22:30: <havocfett> Right, so Ulfric, describe scorching ray
03:22:41: <havocfett> then I will do its mighty fury, and then alessandro will do his thing
03:22:47: <havocfett> 1d20+4
03:22:48: <Dicebottiel> Havocfett: 11:7+4
03:22:52: <alessandro> fail
03:22:53: <alessandro> it is prone
03:22:53: <havocfett> haha, it's tripped
03:22:55: <havocfett> you knock it prone
03:23:12: <aldrich> Didn't even need the disadvantage.
03:23:29: <havocfett> yup
03:23:36: <havocfett> 1d20+4
03:23:37: <Dicebottiel> Havocfett: 8:4+4
03:23:43: <havocfett> disad makes it fail /worse/
03:24:42: <havocfett> Clarity, go!
03:24:49: <havocfett> No, wait, buttspike
03:24:53: <havocfett> Alessandro: buttspike
03:24:54: <aldrich> You know, it seems like some of these fights would work out better if the tough guys were paired up with the squishy casters, instead of the feathered hateful enemy splitting in two and being promptly slaughtered against a wall of iron OR enjoying a wizard-and-warlock buffet depending on who they targeted.
03:24:57: <alessandro> oh lol
03:25:08: <Clarity> leave some for me alessandro
03:25:22: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 18:15+3
03:25:22: <alessandro> 1d20+3
03:25:27: <alessandro> 1d4+3
03:25:27: <Dicebottiel> Alessandro: 5:2+3
03:25:35: <alessandro> sooo thats
03:25:42: <havocfett> If you have turns before enemies engage, I recommend noting 'I move behind [X tought person]' on that turn
03:25:42: <alessandro> 19
03:25:47: <havocfett> /on your turn anyways
03:25:50: <alessandro> Im just softening it up
03:26:01: <aldrich> As someone who jogged forward, I approve this message.
03:26:01: <Clarity> how much HP does it have left?
03:26:05: <havocfett> About 16?
03:26:39: <alessandro> yeah and thundering smite is go for Clarity
03:26:42: <Clarity> aha
03:26:46: <Clarity> yes good
03:26:51: <alessandro> fuck its shit up bby
03:26:57: <Clanless> Aldrich: We just need to jump the game straigt ahead to the part where I'm lv 14 and enemies all get disadvantage on targetting anyone but me.
03:27:24: <Clarity> right so
03:27:29: <Clarity> move to the prone dino
03:27:42: <LastChronicler> We need to jump straight ahead to the part where I pay only lip service to the laws of physics.
03:27:51: <Clarity> roll 1d20+4
03:27:55: <Clarity> fffff
03:27:57: <havocfett> haha
03:28:01: <Clarity> 1d20+4
03:28:01: <Dicebottiel> Clarity: 17:13+4
03:28:02: <havocfett> remember, advantage against prone enemies
03:28:03: <havocfett> HIT
03:28:07: <Clarity> 1d20+4
03:28:08: <Dicebottiel> Clarity: 24:20+4
03:28:14: <aldrich> CRIT
03:28:16: <Clarity> CRRRRRIT BABEE
03:28:18: <Clanless> Crits galore
03:28:24: <havocfett> hahaha
03:28:26: <havocfett> roll double damage
03:28:33: <Clarity> 2d8
03:28:33: <Dicebottiel> Clarity: 6
03:28:42: <Dicebottiel> Clarity: 21
03:28:42: <havocfett> And are you gonna divine smite
03:28:42: <Clarity> 4d6
03:28:47: <havocfett> for double-oh you don't need to
03:28:52: <havocfett> Yeah, you kill it
03:28:53: <Clarity> FEEL
03:28:55: <Clarity> THA THUNDER
03:28:58: <aldrich> As the one who placed a totally unnecessary disadvantage on the dinosaur before it was tripped prone, I choose to take complete credit for this crit.
03:28:59: <alessandro> FUCKING BOSS
03:29:01: <havocfett> And since it's dead and cannot make Str saves, the corpse is ragdolled ten feet away
03:29:15: <havocfett> From Thunderous Smite
03:29:18: <alessandro> lol Aldrich
03:29:20: <havocfett> (Also prone /again/)
03:29:20: <alessandro> amazing
03:29:22: <havocfett> haha
03:29:28: <AlexSupercop> *sounds of Bethesda ragdoll thumping*
03:29:42: <havocfett> So describe
03:29:47: <havocfett> and I think we'll call it there for tonight
03:29:55: <alessandro> rad
03:29:58: <Clarity> yess
03:30:05: <alessandro> force feed the wizard ur potion Clarity
03:30:10: <LastChronicler> Someone stabilise me first?
03:30:13: <Clarity> I have cure wounds
03:30:22: <Clarity> I don't need the potion
03:30:27: <alessandro> aha
03:30:32: <havocfett> XP is...2300/5: 460 Monster Exp and 250 Quest Exp for finding the bodies, learning about the 'humans', and finding the second battlefield.
03:30:46: <alessandro> ahaha oh ma n Shin
03:30:50: <alessandro> you jsut missed
03:30:52: <alessandro> DINO FIGHT
03:30:55: <havocfett> So 710 exp total
03:30:58: <alessandro> it was rad
03:31:00: <alessandro> oh man
03:31:02: <alessandro> baller
03:31:03: <LastChronicler> Praise be to Torm
03:31:04: <havocfett> Plus, like, 3 plat or something apiece?
03:31:10: <alessandro> noice
03:31:12: shinaobi shruggadoccio
03:31:12: <havocfett> Someone should check what the loot in town was
03:31:18: <shinaobi> not like I was gonna be playing anyway :U
03:31:25: <alessandro> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ITdQ3sbkFg
03:31:41: <alessandro> my spear is bigger than yours DINO MAN
03:32:09: <Cornuthaum> an
03:32:13: <Cornuthaum> you had pretty good run
03:32:18: <Cornuthaum> did we just manage to walk around all the encounters havoc
03:32:36: <LastChronicler> Was awesome.
03:32:48: <alessandro> man Polearm mastery Fighters are OP
03:32:51: <aldrich> You now realize that Aldric's sole contribution to this battle was uselessly cussing out dinosaurs.
03:32:55: <alessandro> I Kinda want
03:32:58: <alessandro> lololol
03:33:01: <havocfett> haha
03:33:01: <alessandro> Heavy armor mastery now
03:33:06: <alessandro> just for that DR
03:33:15: <alessandro> which would be troll tastic
03:33:15: <havocfett> I am sorry about the Dinosaurs, they proved too strong will
03:33:15: <LastChronicler> I also want Heavy armour mastery now, yes.
03:33:17: <havocfett> *willed
03:33:19: <alessandro> against dinos
03:33:21: <havocfett> 19:19	Cornuthaum	did we just manage to walk around all the encounters havoc <- no
03:33:26: <havocfett> you've got some on the way back
03:33:26: <LastChronicler> I want all the armour feats
03:33:34: <havocfett> But you rolled up different ones, like the boat
03:33:43: <havocfett> and the parasaurolophi
03:33:52: <aldrich> Nah, it's my fault for going full utility and then accidentally spending all my damage spell slots on Wisdom checks.
03:34:03: <shinaobi> 'accidentally' :U
03:34:12: <Cornuthaum> not like "it'S an animal" screams "has brilliant will save" to me:V
03:34:14: <shinaobi> OWN THE WITTY WARLOCK
03:34:15: <aldrich> This is because I am terrified of rolling to hit, except whoops, I actually have a good hit modifier.
03:34:38: <shinaobi> plus there's always level-ups for damaging spells
03:34:46: <aldrich> Shinaobi: Well, they're the subtle ones. Vicious Mockery is easily disguised, and Dissonant Whispers is literally silent.
03:35:09: <shinaobi> now that you mention it
03:35:17: <shinaobi> did you invest in a decent stealth score and/or invisibility
03:35:44: <havocfett> And we cut on that
03:35:48: <havocfett> I hope you all enjoyed the game
03:35:57: <LastChronicler> Immensely.
03:36:01: <aldrich> Certainly did!
03:36:13: <aldrich> I look forward to seeing you all soon!
03:36:15: <LastChronicler> Got HEMA now in a few hours.
03:36:15: <havocfett> someone needs to find how much money you guys got
03:36:18: <havocfett> See ya!
03:36:21: <aldrich> For now, good night!
03:36:28: <havocfett> I recommend that you euros go to sleep now
03:36:29: <LastChronicler> See ya guys.
03:36:45: <Clarity> man
03:37:02: <Clarity> that crit
03:37:05: <Clarity> was /catharsis/
03:37:12: <alessandro> god yes
03:37:23: <Cornuthaum> ) (Havocfett) I recommend that you euros go to sleep now
03:37:26: <Cornuthaum> funny :V
03:37:31: <LastChronicler> Which Crit are we referring to here? One of them was very much not!
03:38:24: <Clanless> This was fun.
03:38:29: <Clanless> Even if I didn't amount to much.
03:39:08: <LastChronicler> You saved me, and probably converted me.
03:39:12: <Clarity> right we should totally just end on sarp's line
03:39:19: <Clarity> because that's a good end of episode line :v
03:39:24: <Clanless> Haha
03:39:26: <havocfett> It was catharsis for /me/
03:39:34: <Clarity> hahaha
03:39:39: <havocfett> :P
03:39:45: <Clarity> god I think that's like
03:39:52: <Clarity> literally the first time clarity has /ever/ been attacked
03:40:19: <LastChronicler> My character may have a deathly fear of dinosaurs now, moving forward.
03:40:28: <LastChronicler> And some PTSD.
03:41:18: <havocfett> Fifteen plat and forty five silver total, which means 3 plat and 9 silver each
03:41:27: <havocfett> Someone needs to post the xp and loot in thread
03:41:31: <havocfett> I aint doing it
03:41:49: <havocfett> and I encourage people to write up those adventure summaries as I've begun to threadmark them
03:41:58: <Dekutulla> how much is 3 plat in gold again
03:42:08: <havocfett> 30 gold
03:42:11: <Mr_Sandman> haaaaaaaaaate
03:42:25: <LastChronicler> I think I may start doing a series of IC journal entries after each session.
03:43:05: <LastChronicler> In the thread.
03:46:38: <havocfett> http://imgur.com/XnFaGcU new map