Penis

 10:09 Damac1214 Drk Maybs
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10:10 Drkdragonz66 damac k i'll keep my BOII disk somewhere not where i dont know where it is
also bohater cause pie
10:10 The Antibrony my BO2 is in my xbox
which is currently on
10:11 Drkdragonz66 my BL2 is in my xbox
which is currently off
10:11 The Antibrony OH GOD
10:11 Damac1214 My Dick is currently caught in the ceiling fan
Which is jammed
10:12 Deathmanstratos Uh Damac why
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10:12 Drkdragonz66 damac kinky
10:12 The Antibrony WB metl
10:12 Azuris damac i know your feel
10:12 Metlman13 Yeah, I had to get back
10:12 Azuris mine was got stuck in an airplane
s/was/once/
10:13 Drkdragonz66 azuris can i haz your money for BL2 season pass?
10:13 TheUltimateH4M azuris
10:13 Azuris uh
10:13 TheUltimateH4M (oy)
10:13 Azuris no
ham
10:13 Damac1214 Azuris: Pfft
10:13 Azuris (azuris)
10:13 Drkdragonz66 :(
10:13 Damac1214 The ceiling fan is two houses down the road
10:13 Azuris well the airplane was 30,000 feet in the air
10:15 Drkdragonz66 azuris y u so extreme
damac y u so meh compared to azuris
10:15 Damac1214 Azuris: The house with the ceiling fan is two houses down from mine
but I'm not home
10:15 Drkdragonz66 fuck brb
10:15 Damac1214 I'm in a restaurant with my family one state over
10:16 Azuris well the airplane was directly above france at the time
10:16 Damac1214 It's a less than pleasant meal for people who don't understand the life of a man with such a massive Cock
10:16 Azuris i was in california
damac: (feel)
i once was a table for a family of 73
10:16 Damac1214 Lol Azuris you act like it's a straight shot from my house to the restaurant
10:17 Azuris oh no
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10:17 Azuris i take in the fact the earth is round
and based on those calculations
your penis leans extremely to the left
10:17 Damac1214 It snakes through the lincoln tunnel, stretches over every road on Manhattan Island, and then zig-zags all the way to the ceiling fan
10:18 Azuris you mean to tell me
that while you were at the restaurant
you were touching my penis
with yours
because mine also went over manhattan
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10:18 Azuris the pure force of it punctured every building in its way, however
10:19 Damac1214 Azuris: No we never crossed swords
they just hovered over each other
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10:19 Azuris thank god
with gravity and all that it would've been a bunch of tangled wires
like a bunch of tangles wires*
10:20 Metlman13 Hey Azuris, how about you take your penis, and level the HQ of all the major Video Game Publsihers
10:20 The Antibrony (wat)
10:20 Azuris Metl: but they're too busy sucking it
10:20 Damac1214 Azuris: I've saved many lives by tying my penis to things and pulling people out of life threatening situations
10:21 Metlman13 Don't let them. It creates fecal matter like ACM and MoHW
10:22 Azuris damac: they're currently using my penis as a battery ram in egypt
and it's placid
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10:22 The Antibrony Hello
10:22 Damac1214 Azuris: My Penis powered the entire North East during Hurricane Sandy. They say I saved millions that day
10:23 Azuris my penis was part of the clean-up crew
cleared every piece of debris in one swipe
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10:24 Damac1214 My Penis was knighted by the Queen of England
10:24 Sactage http://wiki.sactage.com/index.php?title=Main_Page&diff=cur
lol
10:24 Crunchastic wat
10:24 Azuris my penis carried the millennium falcon through space
10:25 Crunchastic I can't think of anything that my vagina did. (okay)
10:25 Sactage did it make the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs?
10:25 Crunchastic other than being whorey (yay) (Yay) (Yay)
10:26 Damac1214 My penis was the inspiration for Star Trek, Indiana Jones, and the Blind Side
10:26 Azuris Sactage: it also destroyed the death star
10:26 Damac1214 They are currently making a new movie about it called Iron Man 3
10:26 Blake Stewart My penis inspired you all...
:)
10:26 The Antibrony Awkward topic is awkward
10:26 Sactage my penis is a penis
10:27 Azuris Damac: reminds me of the one they made about mine
the dark knight rises
10:27 Damac1214 Lol that movie sucked
My Penis's Bio-Pic was much better
Titanic
10:28 Azuris your's was the titanic?
well mine was the iceburg
10:28 Damac1214 Azuris: They changed the ending so it would be more dramatic
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10:28 Damac1214 In reality my penis swiped the iceberg out of the way
10:28 The Antibrony what about the ice tower
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10:28 Azuris anti: naw
Damac: you didn't swipe it out of the way
it just passed right through it
it's like an unstoppable force and an immovable object