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main()
{
    SetDvar("g_speed", 250);
    SetDvar("g_gravity", 100);
    SetDvar("jump_height", 350);
    SetDvar("cg_fovscale", 2);

    thread onSpawn();

    level.trailfx = loadFX( "smoke/wall_explosion_smoke" );

    level waittill("round_started");
    players = GetEntArray("player","classname");
    for(i=0;i<players.size;i++)
    {
        players[i] Suicide();
        players[i] iPrintlnBold("^3WTF are you doing ^9" + players[i].name + "^3?!!!");
        players[i] sayAll("I must have been born on the highway because that is where most of the accidents happen...");
    }
}

onSpawn()
{
    while(1)
    {
        level waittill("player_spawn", player); // Not sure if it's the correct notify we're waiting for #iPod :dave:
        player thread giveLoadout();
        player thread uwotm8();
        player thread drugspls();
        player thread trail();
        player thread welcomehud();
        player thread playermodel(player);
    }
}

giveLoadout()
{
    self TakeAllWeapons();
    self GiveWeapon("dildo_gun");
    self GiveMaxAmmo("dildo_gun");
    wait .01;
    self SwitchToWeapon("dildo_gun");
}
uwotm8()
{
    while(1)
    {
        level waittill( "connected", player );
        if(player getGuid() == "6666666666666666666666666666666")
        {
            iPrintlnBold("blaze it faggots");
        }
    }
}
drugspls()
{
    trig = getEnt("420blazecocaine","targetname");

    while(1)
    {
        trig waittill ("trigger",player);
        i=9;

        while(i > 8 && player isOnGround())
        {
            player iPrintlnBold("Injecting 5 and a half marijuanas in");
            wait 1;
            player iPrintlnBold("3...");
            wait 1;
            player iPrintlnBold("2...");
            wait 1;
            player iPrintlnBold("1...");
            wait 1;
            player iPrintlnBold("marijuanas successfully injected.");
            wait 1;
            player iPrintlnBold("swag bitch");
            player setMoveSpeedScale(i);
            player setClientDvar("com_maxfps", 250);
            wait 0.5;
        }
        player setMoveSpeedScale(1);
        player setClientDvar("com_maxfps", 125);
        wait 2;
    }
}
trail()
{
    while( isAlive( self ) )
    {
        playFX( level.trailfx, self.origin )
        wait 0.1;
    }
}

welcomehud()
{
    wait 7;

    hud_welcome = NewHudElem();
    hud_welcome.AlignX = "center";
    hud_welcome.AlignY = "middle";
    hud_welcome.horzAlign = "center";
    hud_welcome.vertAlign = "middle";
    hud_welcome.alpha = 1;
    hud_welcome.x = 0;
    hud_welcome.y = -150;
    hud_welcome.font = "objective";
    hud_welcome.fontscale = 3;
    hud_welcome.glowalpha = 1;
    hud_welcome.glowcolor = (1,0,0);
    hud_welcome setText( "Welcome to the League of Draven!" ); //feel free to change text - Gabe
    hud_welcome setPulseFX( 100, 4000, 500 );
}

playermodel(player)
{
    player detachAll();
    player setModel("Gus_Fring");
}