C'est la vie

"Kamui." Luna spoke from her place on the couch.

"Yes, Luna?" Kamui looked at his plump wife, who was eating some chicken tenders.

"I wanna go shopping."

"For what?

"FOR SOME NEW CLOTHES, YOU IDIOT!" Luna chucked one of her tenders at her husband, who let out a yelp.

"B-But, I doubt they will even fit on you..." Kamui trailed off as he saw his wife's expression on her face and clenching her fists, daring him to say another word.  "I-I mean, let's get you some new clothes!"


"Too pink."

Kamui sighed and raised a red outfit in front of her.

"Too gaudy."

He raised a beautiful white dress up towards Luna.

"Too fucking fancy."

"Gods, Luna..." Kamui moaned, annoyed. "What kind of clothes do you even like?"

"Ones that don't look like clothes out of your sappy books! I-What the hell is that?" Luna spotted something, walked over towards it and picked it up. "What is this?"

"They're called... 'Yogi pants', I think? Some new invention for exercise." Kamui shrugged.

"I want them. I want to try them on now." The tone in Luna's voice brooked no argument.

"Ok, have fun-"

"Come with me."

"B-But, Lu-"

The redhead grabbed her husband and dragged him off to the changing rooms, Kamui's face showing an expression that said, 'Help me.'


"Lu, can I go now? I'm scared..."

"Oh, gods, shut up, you big baby. No one's even coming in here." Luna snorted as she held up the pants, clad only in her panties that barely covered her buttcheeks. "Besides... I've always wanted to fuck you in public."

"But a dressing room? Why here? We can do that at-" Kamui was cut off by Luna pulling up the pants, stopping for a moment as she struggled to get them over her big butt. "Come on, come on... There!" Her ass jiggled as she managed to get her pants on. "Wow, this feels good and soft..."

Luna's husband felt his cock rise up in his pants, straining to free itself from its prison. "Ah...um...wow." He babbled as he gazed at her ass, its roundness being enhanced by her chosen garment.

"Kamui."

"Y-yeah...?"

"Drop the pants."

Kamui did as she asked, his penis flying out from his prison and pointing at his wife's large rear. "N-Now what?"

"Sit."

Luna's husband sat down on the bench with spread legs as the redhead began rubbing her ass and bending over to shake it in front of her aroused husband. "I'm going to give your little man a surprise." She then placed her hands on her husband's thighs as she started to slowly rub her bubble butt against his manhood.

"Ahhh... gods..." Kamui breathed out, his thoughts were a scattered mess. The fabric of his wife new pants rubbing against his cock was driving him mad, her ass being clad in it was not helping matters. "Guh... Ungh..."

"Oh, yeah, that's right, Kamui." Luna panted lustfully. "You fucking cum. You better cum! I want it all coming out!"

"Ngh... Agh!" Were Kamui's only coherent responses.

"Yeah... come on... COME ON!" Luna growled, shaking her hips faster as she kept on trying to milk her husband's cock. "CUM! CUM FOR MOMMY!"

"DAAAAH!" Kamui screamed out as he let his seed fly loose onto his wife's expansive ass, coating her pants with it as well. "Urgh..."

"Shit! Gods damn it, Kamui! Look at what you did!" Luna shouted, glaring at her idiot husband. "You messed up my brand new pants! I didn't tell you to cum on THEM, you fucking idiot!"

"Buhhh... But.. Lunaahhh.." Kamui babbled, still dizzy from the effects from the amazing yoga pants buttjob he was given. "I didn't meaaaan it..."

"Shut the fuck up, you dumbass! How the fuck am I going to explain this to the cashier?!" Luna fumed.

"C-Can't you just put it in your purse and walk out?" Kamui mumbled.

"Hmm..." Luna placed a finger on her chin thoughtfully.


"...I can't believe you listened to my advice. I was joking!" Kamui moaned.

"At least I got something to wear." Luna snorted. "And I got you to cum lots." She added, smirking.

"Don't remind me..."

Luna then looked around the living room for something. "Hey, where'd my chicken tenders go?"

"...Kaze probably ate them."

Luna glared darkly at her husband. "And what the fuck would Kaze come here and eat them for?"

Kamui gulped, trembling in fear for what his wife might do next. "I-I asked him to come and take some of your clothes that you didn't want anymore, especially that black dress you like so much."

"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMUI!" Luna roared in rage as she ran after her fleeing husband, brandishing her purse as a weapon. It was just another usual day at Kamui and Luna's lives.