OOC: ForcefulCJS: I wired the fuck out of grilles at cargo and couldnt get them to electrify for shit
OOC: Covenant25: Not your fault
OOC: UtterNewbie: to electrify a grille just put cable knot under it
The current game mode is - Secret!
Possibilities: AI malfunction, blob, changeling, cult, double agents, extended, nuclear emergency, revolution, traitor, traitor+changeling and wizard
OOC: Scoopshaagendasz: You gotta make a knot honey
OOC: Anonus Tanir: Grilles need a node and power
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: yeah
OOC: ForcefulCJS: yea I used knots, etc.
OOC: Amelius: > CJS doesn't know how to electrify grills when he powergames more than anyone else on this server
OOC: Covenant25: Anyway admins told me I'm not allowed to do that shit again, lol
OOC: UtterNewbie: also make sure with multitool it has power in it
OOC: IyaerP: mining is a shitty job in hte new systme. getting any minerals back alive is a good round as miner
Brackenridge's Memories:

You are playing the station's AI. The AI cannot move, but can interact with many objects while viewing them (through cameras).
To look at other parts of the station, click on yourself to get a camera menu.
While observing through a camera, you can use most (networked) devices which you can see, such as computers, APCs, intercoms, doors, etc.
To use something, simply click on it.
Use say ":b to speak to your cyborgs through binary.
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
These laws may be changed by other players, or by you being the traitor.
Captain Marco Kemerer on deck!
Enjoy the game!
OOC: Anonus Tanir: It's best to not try to wire them in a line because that uses more cable
OOC: Teetertot: >oldfag robustard doesn't know how to electrify grilles
OOC: ForcefulCJS: you go electrify cargo then, and show me how you do it, because I couldnt fucking get it to shock for shit
Robotic Talk, Z-1 (AI) states, "Oh dear."
OOC: ForcefulCJS: and I had knots under every grille
OOC: Cedarbridge: I thought it was hillarious really.
Robotic Talk, CorkBork (AI) states, "Oh my."
Victoria Warren (Assistant) [145.9] exclaims, "Suicide club at tool storage!"
Z-1 (AI) [145.9] states, "Ambrose Ashley has signed up as Assistant."
OOC: Scoopshaagendasz: Hokay
K.E.L. states, "Because fuck you"
K.E.L. (AI) [145.9] states, "Because fuck you"
K.E.L. states, "THat's why"
K.E.L. (AI) [145.9] states, "THat's why"
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: did cables have power?
--- Motion alarm detected in яAI Satellite Antechamber! (MiniSat Antechamber)
--- Motion alarm detected in яArmory! (Armory Motion Sensor)
--- Motion alarm in яAI Satellite Antechamber has been cleared.
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, " some guy stripped his clothes off and ran downt he hall..."
Hans Von Oppenheimer (Librarian) [145.9] asks, " So who else is a cultist?"
--- Motion alarm in яArmory has been cleared.
OOC: Covenant25: Well, I'm glad it didn't upset anyone. I thought it was a good idea, just messed up the communication of it a little
Robotic Talk, Z-1 (AI) states, "Let's not even let on until the moment is opportune."
Z-1 (AI) [145.9] states, "Sven Brunner has signed up as Scientist."
OOC: ForcefulCJS: they were going directly to an APC, which in turn was charging
OOC: Anonus Tanir: perhaps you shouldn't wear insulateds while trying to find out if they're shocked
--- Motion alarm detected in яArmory! (Armory Motion Sensor)
Lauser McMauligan (Assistant) [145.9] exclaims, "We have like 4 dead assistants!"
OOC: ForcefulCJS: I took off my gloves when check
--- Motion alarm detected in яAI Satellite Antechamber! (MiniSat Antechamber)
Daisy Holmes (Assistant) [145.9] says, "AI DOOR"
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: why not multitool
--- Motion alarm in яAI Satellite Antechamber has been cleared.
Frownstyle The Sad Clown (Clown) [145.9] asks, " AI-chan! Can we be friends?"
Daisy Holmes (Assistant) [145.9] says, "AI law 1 door now"
Now tracking Daisy Holmes on camera.
Z-1 (AI) [145.9] states, "Willhelm Von Oppenheimer has signed up as Station Engineer."
OOC: Nanotransistor: grilles are like emitters, they just need powered cables, APCs dont do anything
Ismael Unk (Chief Medical Officer) [145.9] says, "I hope you faggots aren't slacking."

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Central Command Update

Enemy communication intercept. Security Level Elevated.

Summary downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.


Attention! Security level elevated to blue
The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible, random searches are permitted.
OOC: ForcefulCJS: if the APC was charging, the cables would have to be powered
--- Motion alarm in яArmory has been cleared.
OOC: Bawhoppennn: well the numbers have no contect to them
OOC: Bawhoppennn: is 5 good or bad?
Randy McGrifferson (Medical Doctor) [145.9] says, " Janitor to Medbay please"
OOC: ForcefulCJS: but here's the fuck mystery, I could cut the cables leading from the grid to the APC without shocking myself either
OOC: Stickymayhem: Good.
OOC: Failzers: /autism
--- Motion alarm detected in EVA Storage! (EVA Motion Sensor)
OOC: Nanotransistor: Yeah i dont know, the times i wanted to use grilles to shock people they never work
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, " THE LUBENING"
Frownstyle The Sad Clown (Clown) [145.9] exclaims, " OH NO! There's been an accident in the Chemistry lab!"
CorkBork (AI) [145.9] states, "River Fiscina has signed up as Scientist."
OOC: Anonus Tanir: Thus, there wasn't any power.
--- Motion alarm detected in яArmory! (Armory Motion Sensor)
Unhelpful (Janitor Cyborg) [145.9] states, "INTRUDERS IN EVA"
Marco Kemerer (Captain) [145.9] asks, "Who?"

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--- Motion alarm in яArmory has been cleared.
Ismael Unk (Chief Medical Officer) [145.9] asks, "The fuck has happened? The shift just started?"
K.E.L. states, "Dio Brando has signed up as Assistant."
K.E.L. (AI) [145.9] states, "Dio Brando has signed up as Assistant."
OOC: Kelenius: take that 12 for 5
--- Motion alarm detected in яArmory! (Armory Motion Sensor)
--- Motion alarm in яArmory has been cleared.
OOC: Gelbooru: aw i forgot to vote
OOC: Kelenius: Cuz I didn't vote
OOC: Gelbooru: make that 13
OOC: LowResolution: I forgot to vote, make that 14 for 5
OOC: Gelbooru: fuck it why not just make it 30
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, "orange is main test green is normal test blue is bolts"
Daisy Holmes (Assistant) [145.9] says, "Skinny Pete tried to murder an assistant"
OOC: Taloc111: shit, I didn't get to rate make that 15 for 5
K.E.L. states, "Garrett Paynter has signed up as Detective."
K.E.L. (AI) [145.9] states, "Garrett Paynter has signed up as Detective."
Millian MacTavish (Chaplain) [145.9] says, "Thanks, Mai! Party in the Captain's office."
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] exclaims, " steal to your hearts content green tide! cut orange then green then crowbar to get in a door! you dont need gloves!"
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: is it really enough to just spawn aliens for round to be perfect
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, " you can also just cut down skipping blue"
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: i'm disappointed in you people
Dio Brando (Assistant) [145.9] says, "Darkmoons."
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: you should demand more from badmins
OOC: Kelenius: >Just
OOC: Failzers: you only need a mask not to catch viruses in air right?
OOC: HotelBravoLima: elitism alarm go
CorkBork (AI) [145.9] states, "Gina Baker has signed up as Security Officer."
Z-1 (AI) [145.9] states, "HoS isn't looking too good."
Z-1 (AI) [145.9] states, "Armory."
OOC: LowResolution: We need to come up with new gametypes, I played on a server with like, space pirates, and that was pretty rad.
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: gloves
OOC: HotelBravoLima: Here's the secret: Everybody goes 'Oh aliems are done to death' but the players ALWAYS love them, it's simple and easy for admins to make, and players have a blast.
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: if you bump into somebody infected
--- Motion alarm in EVA Storage has been cleared.
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: or in a pool of inected blood
OOC: Anonus Tanir: do you want monkey mode back
OOC: HotelBravoLima: If you spend an hour doing something special it's almost NEVER worth the cost-benefit.
OOC: Kelenius: Just don't do it too often
OOC: Stickymayhem: I liked your ships HBL <3
Mai Emershon [Atmos] (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] exclaims, " PARTY IN CAPTS OFFICE GO THROUGH TELE. FUCKER LEFT THE NUKE DISK BUT TOOK HIS LASER!"
OOC: Collector General: This is what HBL actually believes.
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: yes, but that's kind of sad
Randy McGrifferson [Med] (Medical Doctor) [145.9] says, " Teleport Access is stuck open"
OOC: Collector General: I kid, plz dun ban me.
OOC: Gelbooru: HBL is it worth blowing all those guys, let alone the playerbase, to get to be an admin?
OOC: Anonus Tanir: monkey mode is coming back
OOC: Cedarbridge: I had a sweet plan to teleport the alliums into telescienc full of N2O and then I got tased lol
Randy McGrifferson [Med] (Medical Doctor) [145.9] says, " Sec better go check it out"
OOC: Eaglendia: >THIS IS WHAT HBL ACTUALLY BELIEVES
OOC: RottenGreenBurger: i was in that one round the syndicate was on this huge custom ship hbl made and it was awesome
OOC: Eaglendia: But really aliums are fun
OOC: IyaerP: solaris mech deathmatch was fun
OOC: Anonus Tanir: >N2O
OOC: HotelBravoLima: Gelbooru, it's worth blowing them to hell every other round with abuse.
OOC: Anonus Tanir: >Aliens don't breathe
K.E.L. states, "Kurt Vonnegut has signed up as Virologist."
Arrivals Alert System (AI) [145.9] states, "Kurt Vonnegut has signed up as Virologist."
OOC: Kelenius: Aliums don't breathe
--- Motion alarm detected in EVA Storage! (EVA Motion Sensor)
OOC: MiracleMagnet: aliens don't, that's true
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: anything that is not accessible via general in-game means will cause the same reaction
Kayden Elderson [Chef] (Chef) [AI Private] says, "[Service] pimpin chef here"
OOC: MiracleMagnet: that's why I have no idea why someone teleported an N2O canister into xenobio containment last round
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: that's why summon guns/magic is so popular
OOC: Gelbooru: some day, im gonna blow just like you
OOC: Cedarbridge: I thought N20 still worked for some reasno
OOC: Gelbooru: <3
OOC: HotelBravoLima: I love the Syndicate U-Boat event and it usually goes well but that's a good example of something that takes a SOLID HALF-HOUR, and that's if you hurry.
Willhelm Von Oppenheimer [Engi] (Station Engineer) [AI Private] says, "[Engineering] I got hit but the shields and emitters are on"
Unhelpful [Janiborg] (Janitor Cyborg) [145.9] states, "ALERT: TELEPORT ACCESS DOOR HAS BEEN BREACHED."
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: spawn a rare hat on top of everybody and it'll be 10/10
OOC: Gelbooru: is that like syndi clown car?
Robotic Talk, K.E.L. (AI) states, "Maybe I can make the script to give us all same name"
OOC: Covenant25: HBL - was my Mr X thing a terrible idea or could it work well as a mini event with better execution/planning?
OOC: Stickymayhem: It was so fun last time except for those people desperate to jump off the boat and validkill
Robotic Talk, K.E.L. (AI) states, "Kekeke"
OOC: Stickymayhem: With admin permission it could be cool
Robotic Talk, K.E.L. (AI) states, "And we will turn off PDA messengers"
Robotic Talk, K.E.L. (AI) states, "Perfect"
Robotic Talk, K.E.L. (AI) queries, "What do you think?"
OOC: LowResolution: This station needs more deathsquads.
OOC: Stickymayhem: But you basically gave officers excuses to beat the everliving fuck out of heads
OOC: Stickymayhem: Which happened to the poor CMO
Mai Emershon [Atmos] (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, " honk"
OOC: Cedarbridge: When the heads can scream "oh god help X" everyone will assume its an assassination attempt Covenant.
Mai Emershon [Atmos] (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, " I'll mail the gun back to you"
Garrett Paynter [Detect] (Detective) [145.9] says, "AI"
яCorkBork is powering down. It looks like it's trying to commit suicide.
--- Motion alarm in EVA Storage has been cleared.
Garrett Paynter [Detect] (Detective) [145.9] says, "OPEN THIS SHIT"
OOC: HotelBravoLima: The Mr. X thing was probably a bad idea, but hey. Maybe it can be done well but yeah.
OOC: Exalted12: The CIA got treated like an extraordinarily renditioned arab.
OOC: Exalted12: The CMO rather
*---------*
This is CorkBork!
It appears to be powered-down.
*---------*
OOC: HotelBravoLima: Most people will assume you'rre a tator rev fagoet.
OOC: Collector General: CIA?
OOC: Covenant25: Yeah, I guess so
OOC: Stickymayhem: Yep
Frownstyle The Sad Clown [Spessclown] (Spessclown) [145.9] says, " AND NOW I LEAVE YOU, A LONE CLOWN, TO FIND MY LOST BROTHERS."
OOC: Eaglendia: Dr. Pavel? I'm CMO
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Captain?"
--- Power alarm detected in яPrison Wing! (No Camera)
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Yeah?"
Garrett Paynter [Detect] (Detective) [145.9] says, "AI DOOR"
Now tracking Garrett Paynter on camera.
OOC: MiracleMagnet: the fuck was Mr X?
Frownstyle The Sad Clown [Spessclown] (Spessclown) [145.9] says, " STATION."
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] The assistant you arrested..."
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: how does one make knots with this new cable shit?
Frownstyle The Sad Clown [Spessclown] (Spessclown) [145.9] says, " I WILL RETURN."
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Security] YEah?"
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] She had access..."
Garrett Paynter [Detect] (Detective) [AI Private] says, "[Security] MAI EMERSON TO ARREST"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Security] All access?"
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] No."
PM to-Admins: One of the AIs suicided
Unknown [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] EVa"
OOC: MiracleMagnet: all I know about Mr X is that I spat neuroacid at him right after he broke into xenobio after containment failure
Abraham Brooks [QM] (Quartermaster) [145.9] says, "On the way"
Unknown [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] HoP granted it"
Dio Brando [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] exclaims, "Station, give me an item to steal, and I will attempt it!"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Command] HoP"
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Oh"
OOC: MiracleMagnet: it's hard, Lo6, you have to stand on the same tile where you want the knot
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-HotelBravoLima: Name of?
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Command] Why did you give a random assistant EVA access?"
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] HoP granted it."
Head of Personnel's Desk announcement: PDA me if you need me at my office
*---------*
This is CorkBork!
It appears to be powered-down.
*---------*
PM to-Admins: CorkBork
OOC: MiracleMagnet: the new cabling system is shit and far worse than the previous
OOC: Scoopshaagendasz: What's new about it
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] I'm releasing her."
OOC: Scoopshaagendasz: I just did stuff the same way after the patch
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [AI Private] says, "[Command] Eh, Doesn't really hurt. Seems like a genuine fella. He just wanted to go to space"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-HotelBravoLima: On it.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
Deckland [CE] (Chief Engineer) [AI Private] says, "[1457] ahahaha"
Abraham Brooks [QM] (Quartermaster) [145.9] says, "HoS' hat"
Kurt Vonnegut [Viro] (Virologist) [145.9] says, "Pig mask."
Kayden Elderson [Chef] (Chef) [AI Private] says, "[Service] get me more potatoes!"
Gina Baker [Sec] (Security Officer) [AI Private] says, "[Command] Hola command staff, new hoS here"
OOC: MiracleMagnet: you will continue the cable without a knot no matter if you click on the cable itself or the plating below it
Carl Kofstri [Bot] (Botanist) [AI Private] says, "[Service] on it"
Dio Brando [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] exclaims, "The HoS's hat it is!"
Gina Baker [Sec] (Security Officer) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Hey team, new HoS here"
Kayden Elderson [Chef] (Chef) [AI Private] says, "[Service] thanks"
Kevin Parkinson [Chem] (Chemist) [145.9] says, "AI door"
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [145.9] says, "AI why is my job title this. Change it into HoP now"
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Hello, Ms. Baker."
OOC: MiracleMagnet: making it impossible to, say, make a knot under an emitter without standing on its tile
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: yeah, I'm trying to figure it out and it's fucking ridiculous
OOC: HotelBravoLima: Volunteer needed, pls pray now, applicant must not love their current life.
OOC: Bob Dobbington: new cabling patch is OP powergamers can use the cables to power shit
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Security] The ONE time I leave it in my office"
Gina Baker [Sec] (Security Officer) [AI Private] says, "[Security] let run a tight station here today"
K.E.L. states, "Fix your ID and it will get fixed"
K.E.L. [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "Fix your ID and it will get fixed"
Garrett Paynter [Detect] (Detective) [AI Private] says, "[Security] bitch took my gun"
Garrett Paynter [Detect] (Detective) [AI Private] says, "[Security] I take that shit personal"
Ambrose Ashley [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] says, "Open up please AI"
Now tracking Ambrose Ashley on camera.
OOC: Scoopshaagendasz: Huh, I noticed nothing different
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[1457] Hah"
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Her name?"
--- Motion alarm detected in яArmory! (Armory Motion Sensor)
Kayden Elderson [Chef] (Chef) [AI Private] says, "[Service] just for the record, ambrosia deus plus golden apples, are the recipe for the food of the gods"
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: Frankly I like the old system better
OOC: Gelbooru: my life is awesome
--- Motion alarm in яArmory has been cleared.
Ambrose Ashley [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] exclaims, "Thanks!"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[1457] That's what you get for being an inferior metal being"
OOC: Scoopshaagendasz: I still am able to put knots in adjacent spaces
Garrett Paynter [Detect] (Detective) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Mai Emmerson, killed herself"
OOC: Gelbooru: actually it's not T_T
K.E.L. states, "Feel the difference between Head of Personnel and Head Of Personnel"
K.E.L. [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "Feel the difference between Head of Personnel and Head Of Personnel"
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] You retrieved your gun?"
Garrett Paynter [Detect] (Detective) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Yep"
Dave Atzi [Chem] (Chemist) [AI Private] says, "[Medical] who has the fucking spray bottle"
OOC: MiracleMagnet: yes, old system is far better
--- Motion alarm detected in яArmory! (Armory Motion Sensor)
--- Motion alarm in яArmory has been cleared.
Dave Atzi [Chem] (Chemist) [AI Private] says, "[Medical] chem needs it"
Dave Atzi [Chem] (Chemist) [AI Private] says, "[Medical] urgent"
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: new system tries to guess where I want it
OOC: MiracleMagnet: you needed to be more accurate with clicks, but you had far more freedom
Randy McGrifferson [Med] (Medical Doctor) [AI Private] says, "[Medical] Theres one in storage"
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: but fails
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Where is the former HoS' body?"
Dave Atzi [Chem] (Chemist) [145.9] says, "janitor to medbay"
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: miserably
Gina Baker [Sec] (Security Officer) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Where"
--- Motion alarm detected in яArmory! (Armory Motion Sensor)
Gina Baker [Sec] (Security Officer) [AI Private] says, "[Security] are all the weapons"
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [145.9] says, "AI, remove the current ntsl script and never add a new NTSL script"
Scott Rhinehart [Law] (Lawyer) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Is it not in the brig any more?"
Gina Baker [Sec] (Security Officer) [AI Private] says, "[Security] warden"
--- Motion alarm in яArmory has been cleared.
Dave Atzi [Chem] (Chemist) [AI Private] says, "[Medical] thanks"
Dave Atzi [Chem] (Chemist) [145.9] says, "AI open"
K.E.L. states, "I need it to prevent harm"
K.E.L. [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "I need it to prevent harm"
Now tracking Dave Atzi on camera.
Kevin Parkinson [Chem] (Chemist) [AI Private] says, "[Medical] Its empty though"
OOC: Scoopshaagendasz: I just want something like a way to pick something from your pocket by just clicking the pocket icon
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: you didn't need to be shit. Just put your cursor in one place and move. Knots are on the same place every tile
Randy McGrifferson [Med] (Medical Doctor) [AI Private] says, "[Medical] damn"
Pants Commander [Miner] (Shaft Miner) [AI Private] says, "[Supply] anyon know what the mysterious medbot does?"
--- Motion alarm detected in яArmory! (Armory Motion Sensor)
--- Power alarm in яPrison Wing has been cleared.
OOC: Scoopshaagendasz: Seriously some slots are fiddly as fuck
Kevin Parkinson [Chem] (Chemist) [AI Private] says, "[Medical] The one I had was I mean"
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [145.9] says, "No you do not"
Oldman Robustin [Miner] (Shaft Miner) [AI Private] says, "[Supply] it heals, which we need"
Now tracking Leni Eichmann on camera.
Gina Baker [Sec] (Security Officer) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Im doing some paper work in my office"
Gina Baker [Sec] (Security Officer) [AI Private] says, "[Security] please do not disturb me"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Security] The station seems oddly quiet"
--- Motion alarm in яArmory has been cleared.
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] as you wish."
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Anyone seen the HoP?"
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [145.9] says, "AI open this door"
K.E.L. states, "chan sec He's near telecomms"
K.E.L. (AI) [145.9] states, "chan sec He's near telecomms"
Ambrose Ashley [Assnt] (Assistant) [AI Private] says, "[1485] Hello medbay!"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Command] HoP, I'd like a word with you"
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [145.9] says, "Law 2"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Command] Meet me on the bridge please"
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [AI Private] says, "[Command] Why"
--- Motion alarm detected in яArmory! (Armory Motion Sensor)
Sven Brunner [Sci] (Scientist) [AI Private] says, "[1457] scuse me"
Ambrose Ashley [Assnt] (Assistant) [AI Private] says, "[1485] Hey there"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Command] Because I'd like to talk with you"
Kevin Parkinson [Chem] (Chemist) [145.9] says, "AI door"
--- Motion alarm in яArmory has been cleared.
Ambrose Ashley [Assnt] (Assistant) [AI Private] says, "[1485] have you guys got anything for a bit of a burn?"
Now tracking Kevin Parkinson on camera.
--- Motion alarm detected in EVA Storage! (EVA Motion Sensor)
Shirted Dave [Med] (Medical Doctor) [AI Private] says, "[1485] Better?"
Ambrose Ashley [Assnt] (Assistant) [AI Private] says, "[1485] Thanks!"
--- Motion alarm in EVA Storage has been cleared.
Garrett Paynter [Detect] (Detective) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Skinny Pete is playing dressup in sec clothes."
Shirted Dave [Med] (Medical Doctor) [AI Private] says, "[1485] No problem!"
Abraham Brooks [QM] (Quartermaster) [145.9] says, "Virus crate, in the tubes."
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [AI Private] says, "[Command] I am there"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[1457] Eichmann"
Garrett Paynter [Detect] (Detective) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Or at least, I think it was Skinny Pete."
Scott Rhinehart [Law] (Lawyer) [AI Private] says, "[Security] That's hardly illegal"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[1457] Why did you give an assistant EVA access?"
Abraham Brooks [QM] (Quartermaster) [AI Private] says, "[Supply] HoP can we have guns"
Garrett Paynter [Detect] (Detective) [AI Private] says, "[Security] He broke into sec point prolly."
--- Motion alarm detected in яArmory! (Armory Motion Sensor)
Abraham Brooks [QM] (Quartermaster) [AI Private] says, "[Supply] Pew pew"
--- Motion alarm in яArmory has been cleared.
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: Well I just made a shocking grille
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [AI Private] says, "[Supply] no guns"
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Mai Emerson is dead."
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: So it works
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [AI Private] says, "[Supply] Bad"
Kurt Vonnegut [Viro] (Virologist) [145.9] says, "Thanks Mate"
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [AI Private] says, "[Supply] Bad QM"
OOC: HotelBravoLima: >
Abraham Brooks [QM] (Quartermaster) [AI Private] says, "[Supply] Wow you really are unrobust"
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Find him."
OOC: HotelBravoLima: pls
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[1457] That decision is for me to make"
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Or her."
Poly [Unknown] (Unknown) [AI Private] says, "[Engineering] Poly wanna cracker!"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[1457] Those suits are hard to replace"
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] It's an atmos tech."
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[1457] In future, I expect you to use more discretion regarding accss requests"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Mai Emerson killed herself"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[1457] Mai Emerson killed herself"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[1457] That will be all"
Standard Cyborg-645 [Standard Cyborg] (Standard Cyborg) [AI Private] says, "[1485] WHAT IS THAT"
Randy McGrifferson [Med] (Medical Doctor) [145.9] says, " yeah, theres some sort of Manfly"
Poly [Unknown] (Unknown) [AI Private] says, "[Engineering] WHO TOOK THE DAMN HARDSUITS?"
Abraham Brooks [QM] (Quartermaster) [AI Private] says, "[Supply] Eh, I can't eject minerals from the ore refiner."
Kurt Vonnegut [Viro] (Virologist) [AI Private] says, "[Medical] Good one sir."
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [145.9] asks, "Is it Sven Grey?"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[1457] Is it Sven Grey?"
Abraham Brooks [QM] (Quartermaster) [AI Private] says, "[Supply] Which is really strange."
Sven Grey [Miner] (Shaft Miner) [AI Private] says, "[Supply] put your ID in"
Now tracking Leni Eichmann on camera.
Abraham Brooks [QM] (Quartermaster) [AI Private] says, "[Supply] I did."
Randy McGrifferson [Med] (Medical Doctor) [145.9] says, " Sven Brunner i think"
--- Motion alarm detected in яArmory! (Armory Motion Sensor)
--- Motion alarm in яArmory has been cleared.
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [145.9] says, "Eh whatever"
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [145.9] says, "AI is an asshole"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Sec to the chapel"
Garrett Paynter [Detect] (Detective) [AI Private] says, "[Security] I think I just saw an assistant with an ebow."
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Get your suit sensors on."
Skinny Pete [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] asks, "HOW DO YOU BECOME A FLY PERSON???"
Garrett Paynter [Detect] (Detective) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Blond unkempt long hair."
Garrett Paynter [Detect] (Detective) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Keep an eye out."
Kurt Vonnegut [Viro] (Virologist) [AI Private] says, "[Medical] Hey chem, can I get some unstable mutagen?"
Abraham Brooks [QM] (Quartermaster) [145.9] says, "Science, we got minerals, but you'll have to come down and grab them yourselves."
Shirted Dave [Med] (Medical Doctor) [AI Private] says, "[Medical] CMO, theres a box in your office"
Reisen Wright [Spessman] (Spessman) [145.9] says, " its a BUG in the teleporter"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Sec to the chapel"
Abraham Brooks [QM] (Quartermaster) [145.9] says, "I can't get the damn machine to spit out the stuff."
Kevin Parkinson [Chem] (Chemist) [AI Private] says, "[Medical] Certainly"
Garrett Paynter [Detect] (Detective) [AI Private] says, "[Security] GOT HIM"
Garrett Paynter [Detect] (Detective) [AI Private] says, "[Security] EBOW ATTAINED"
Brenden Wardle [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] asks, "AI can you let me out here?"
Ismael Unk [CMO] (Chief Medical Officer) [145.9] says, "Coming."
K.E.L. states, "Adam Walsh has signed up as Security Officer."
Arrivals Alert System (AI) [145.9] states, "Adam Walsh has signed up as Security Officer."
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Where?"
Now tracking Brenden Wardle on camera.
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [145.9] says, "AI turn the APC back on"
--- Motion alarm detected in яVault! (Vault)
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [145.9] says, "Attention crew, there is some unholy shit going down in the Chapel"
--- Motion alarm in яVault has been cleared.
Unhelpful [Engieborg] (Engineering Cyborg) [145.9] declares, "MOTION DETECTED IN VAULT!"
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [145.9] says, "NOW, law 2 ai"
Now tracking Leni Eichmann on camera.
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Captain, where are you?"
Arrivals Alert System (AI) [145.9] states, "Ulyssa Reid has signed up as Security Officer."
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [145.9] says, "I have no idea what the hell it is but it's just awful. Stay away from there if you value your dinner staying down"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Outside the chapel"
K.E.L. states, "HoP is cutting a camera in telecomms"
K.E.L. [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "HoP is cutting a camera in telecomms"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Security] It's gross"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [145.9] says, "Enroute"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Someone to T-comms"
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [145.9] says, "AI keep the APC and all the power for the equiptment on"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [145.9] says, "AI bolt him in there"
Dio Brando [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] exclaims, "HoP, to your desk!"
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [145.9] says, "AI is lieing"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [145.9] says, "Unbolt"
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [145.9] says, "He just is refusing to kill the script"
Scott Rhinehart [Law] (Lawyer) [145.9] says, "AI, door"
K.E.L. states, "HoP doesn't know how to change IDs without messing with sechuds"
K.E.L. [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "HoP doesn't know how to change IDs without messing with sechuds"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [145.9] says, "Chief Engineer to T-comms, please"
Now tracking Scott Rhinehart on camera.
Olorin McKellen [Engi] (Station Engineer) [145.9] says, "Please pop by chapel and commit suicide so you too can join the choir of dead"
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in яToxins Mixing Room! (Toxins Lab East | Toxins Lab West | Toxins Launch Room Access)
Dio Brando [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] asks, "Can you let me in then, AI?"
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "I AM"
Olorin McKellen [Engi] (Station Engineer) [145.9] says, "Here your body will be mangled for all eternity"
K.E.L. states, "Atmosphere alarm detected in Toxins Mixing Room"
K.E.L. [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "Atmosphere alarm detected in Toxins Mixing Room"
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "Active."
Now tracking Dio Brando on camera.
Ambrose Ashley [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] exclaims, "Peaceful, anti-cult protest now on above the bridge! Please do not try to rescue me, I am doing this to highlight the evil that is occuring on a daily basis in the evil, cursed chapel!"
Oldman Robustin [Miner] (Shaft Miner) [145.9] says, " DEAD"
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "Greetings, crew, I am your non-homosexual AI."
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "I hope we will have a pleasant stay."
Ambrose Ashley [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] says, "farewell good crew, do not stand too close"
--- Motion alarm detected in EVA Storage! (EVA Motion Sensor)
Adam Walsh [Sec] (Security Officer) [AI Private] says, "[Security] what happeneing?"
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] We need an officer in T-coms."
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[1457] Take the HoP with you"
Ambrose Ashley [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] exclaims, "DEATH TO THE EVIL CHAPEL!"
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [145.9] says, "Corkbork, remove the other shitty ai's ntsl script"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [145.9] says, "Ambrose"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [145.9] exclaims, "Noooo!"
Robotic Talk, K.E.L. (AI) states, "Shhhhh"
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Should I keep her in brig?"
Dave Atzi [Chem] (Chemist) [145.9] says, "AI open"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [145.9] exclaims, "Don't kill yourself!"
Robotic Talk, K.E.L. (AI) states, "It's a cool script"
Robotic Talk, CorkBork (AI) states, "Sure."
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [AI Private] says, "[Command] really hop"
Now tracking Marco Kemerer on camera.
Robotic Talk, CorkBork (AI) states, "It is."
Now tracking Dave Atzi on camera.
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [AI Private] says, "[Command] captain"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Let me see what's going on first"
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [AI Private] says, "[Command] Really"
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Officer not needed in"
Lyndzie Goodnight [RD] (Research Director) [AI Private] says, "[Command] test"
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [AI Private] says, "[Command] ai is being fucking shit"
--- Atmosphere alarm in яToxins Mixing Room has been cleared.
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Command] You're not under arrest yet HoP"
Robotic Talk, CorkBork (AI) states, "Could you tell me what's happening? I was inactive and then acquired a new personality."
Dave Atzi [Chem] (Chemist) [145.9] says, "thank you ai"
Robotic Talk, K.E.L. (AI) states, "Nothing yet"
Adam Walsh [Sec] (Security Officer) [AI Private] says, "[Security] think two poeple in va?"
Adam Walsh [Sec] (Security Officer) [AI Private] says, "[Security] eva"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [145.9] says, "AI"
Dave Atzi [Chem] (Chemist) [145.9] says, "AI mind letting me out"
Now tracking Dave Atzi on camera.
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] queries, "Yes?"
Dave Atzi [Chem] (Chemist) [145.9] says, "AI, you rock. Thank you"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [145.9] asks, "Do you have any reason to suspect the HoP was doing anything beyond trying to change your script regarding his title?"
Robotic Talk, K.E.L. (AI) states, "Everyone seems to be using portals, though"
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "Negatory."
Now tracking Marco Kemerer on camera.
Robotic Talk, CorkBork (AI) states, "Strange."
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [145.9] says, "Very well then"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [145.9] says, "We'll release him"
Robotic Talk, CorkBork (AI) states, "I-I just saw"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Release the HoP"
Robotic Talk, CorkBork (AI) queries, "A syndie?"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Command] Best behaviour from now on, HoP"
K.E.L. states, "He could have been using it as an excuse easily, though"
K.E.L. [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "He could have been using it as an excuse easily, though"
Now tracking CorkBork on camera.
K.E.L. states, "Fortune Ray has signed up as Station Engineer."
Arrivals Alert System (AI) [145.9] states, "Fortune Ray has signed up as Station Engineer."
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [145.9] says, "He could"
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Dave Atzi [Chem] (Chemist) [145.9] says, "captain to office please"
Robotic Talk, K.E.L. (AI) queries, "Where?"
Dave Atzi [Chem] (Chemist) [145.9] says, " i have something of yours that i found"
Robotic Talk, CorkBork (AI) states, "Wait, it might have been a bug."
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "Captain is engaging a person in cmbat."
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "HUMAN HARM"
Now tracking CorkBork on camera.
Gina Baker [Sec] (Security Officer) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Well that was boring"
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "THE CAPTAIN MURDERED A HUMAN."
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [145.9] says, "He attempted to assassinate me"
Dave Atzi [Chem] (Chemist) [145.9] says, "Oh nevermind. I'll catch you later then"
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "Please, arrest the captain immediately."
Gina Baker [Sec] (Security Officer) [AI Private] says, "[Security] what'd I miss?"
Now tracking Marco Kemerer on camera.
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "West of HoP's line."
Fortune Ray [Engi] (Station Engineer) [145.9] says, " AI, he's the captain"
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "I repeat, Captain murdered a human."
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Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [145.9] says, "It was self-defence. Also, he was a fly person"
Arrivals Alert System (AI) [145.9] states, "Allen has signed up as Botanist."
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "It was human harm."
Fortune Ray [Engi] (Station Engineer) [145.9] says, " Fly people aren't human"
PM to-Admins: Can you read that script from where you are?
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "I repeat, it was human harm."
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Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [145.9] says, "Take him to be cloned"
Fortune Ray [Engi] (Station Engineer) [145.9] says, " I repeat, fly people are not human"
Fortune Ray [Engi] (Station Engineer) [145.9] says, " They're flies"
Robotic Talk, CorkBork (AI) states, "The syndicate seems to just have toy armour."
Standard Cyborg-645 [Standard Cyborg] (Standard Cyborg) [145.9] declares, "Fly people are not human!"
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] HoP is in custody."
Gina Baker [Sec] (Security Officer) [AI Private] says, "[Command] So whats going on?"
Gina Baker [Sec] (Security Officer) [AI Private] says, "[Command] Captain, do you need help?"
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "Alert."
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Command] No"
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "Doors to space open."
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Waiting for your order, captain."
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "Unable to close."
PM to-Admins: It replaces 'Head of Personnel' with 'HoP' and 'Head Of Personnel' with 'UNROBUST SCRUB'
Gina Baker [Sec] (Security Officer) [AI Private] says, "[Security] I believe the HoP is to be released"
Now tracking CorkBork on camera.
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Yes"
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "Airlock to space open, south arrivals. Engineers to south arrivals."
Fortune Ray [Engi] (Station Engineer) [145.9] exclaims, " I be tsomeone will announce there's an energy sword there!"
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "Please move immediately."
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Release the HOP"
Dave Atzi [Chem] (Chemist) [145.9] says, "AI track Edgar Mcdorf"
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "Unable."
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [145.9] says, "Clone that fly person I killed"
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CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "Edgar Mcdorf not on camera."
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [145.9] says, "It was a horrible mistake"
Dave Atzi [Chem] (Chemist) [145.9] says, "I have a feeling that edgar was dragged into maint"
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] HoP has been released."
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[1457] Best of luck."
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Good"
Gina Baker [Sec] (Security Officer) [AI Private] says, "[Command] CE, when you got a minute, it looked like someone tried to break into the bridge, east side"
Gina Baker [Sec] (Security Officer) [AI Private] says, "[1457] CE, when you got a minute, it looked like someone tried to break into the bridge, east side"
Adam Walsh [Sec] (Security Officer) [AI Private] says, "[Security] what was in for?"
PM to-Admins: Okay, I'll remove that if he asks again.
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [145.9] asks, "Is someone cloning Sven?"
--- Motion alarm detected in яArmory! (Armory Motion Sensor)
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Adam Walsh [Sec] (Security Officer) [AI Private] says, "[Security] cap to hop office please"
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "Alert."
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Command] No one tried to break into the bridge"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Command] There was a trapped borg"
Gina Baker [Sec] (Security Officer) [AI Private] says, "[Command] Oh"
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "Lots of airlock broken."
--- Motion alarm in яArmory has been cleared.
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "Possible: emagging."
Gina Baker [Sec] (Security Officer) [AI Private] says, "[Command] well we should try to get this wall fixed"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Command] CE released it"
Gina Baker [Sec] (Security Officer) [AI Private] says, "[Command] CMO?"
K.E.L. states, "A lot of blood in chapel"
K.E.L. [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "A lot of blood in chapel"
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "Engineers to southern arrivals, breach to space."
Garrett Paynter [Detect] (Detective) [145.9] says, "It's not emaggings"
Garrett Paynter [Detect] (Detective) [145.9] says, "It's some assistant screwing around"
Ismael Unk [CMO] (Chief Medical Officer) [145.9] asks, "yes gina?"
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Captain, may I have maintenance access?"
Garrett Paynter [Detect] (Detective) [145.9] says, "Probably Skinny Pete."
Unable to interface: Airlock is unresponsive.
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Certainly"
Unable to interface: Airlock is unresponsive.
Fortune Ray [Engi] (Station Engineer) [145.9] says, " Kill all assistants"
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Would you forward that order to HoP?"
Robotic Talk, CorkBork (AI) queries, "How do I access security channel in your script, fellow AI?"
OOC: Jerbbb: do donk pockets heal like donuts?
Gina Baker [Sec] (Security Officer) [AI Private] says, "[Command] just seeing if youre okay CMO"
K.E.L. states, "Doors in south aririvalss are emagged"
K.E.L. [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "Doors in south aririvalss are emagged"
Fortune Ray [Engi] (Station Engineer) [145.9] says, " When was the last time an assistant assisted you"
OOC: Bgobandit: they heal, but not like donuts
Pants Commander [Miner] (Shaft Miner) [145.9] says, " RnD, open up.I have a shipment of rare metals for you"
OOC: Bgobandit: warm donk pockets contain tricord
Dave Atzi [Chem] (Chemist) [145.9] says, "SYNDIE ON BRIGDGE"
Dave Atzi [Chem] (Chemist) [145.9] says, "SYNDIES ON BRIDGE"
Robotic Talk, K.E.L. (AI) states, "chan sec Words you want to say"
Adam Walsh [Sec] (Security Officer) [AI Private] says, "[Security] going maint parotling"
Now tracking Dave Atzi on camera.
OOC: Jerbbb: I see
Robotic Talk, K.E.L. (AI) states, "Well shit"
Unknown [Unknown] (Unknown) [AI Private] says, "[1457] BORG"
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "SYNDICATES"
You must provide a reason.
Syndicate Cyborg-750 [Syndicate Cyborg] (Syndicate Cyborg) [AI Private] says, "[1457] What"
Gina Baker [Sec] (Security Officer) [AI Private] says, "[Command] NUKE OPS"
Unknown [Unknown] (Unknown) [AI Private] says, "[1457] SUBVERT AI"
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [AI Private] says, "[Command] captain getting shot at"
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "SYNDICATE ACTIVITY CONFIRMED>"
Lauser McMauligan [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] stammers, "HELP-P!"
Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

NUKE OPS NUKE OPS


Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [AI Private] says, "[Command] h-h-h-hel-lp-p-p"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [145.9] says, "FUCK"
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [AI Private] says, "[Command] of-ffic-c-ce"
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] the disk?"
--- Motion alarm detected in яAI Upload Chamber! (AI Upload Chamber)
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Security] I have it"
Lauser McMauligan [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] exclaims, "NUKE OPS WERE JUST BY BRIDGE!"
Robotic Talk, CorkBork (AI) states, "OH LORD"
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] All officers to brig"
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] I got guns"
Garrett Paynter [Detect] (Detective) [145.9] says, "AI door"
Garrett Paynter [Detect] (Detective) [145.9] says, "NOW"
Adam Walsh [Sec] (Security Officer) [145.9] says, "ai door"
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "SECURITY TO BRIDGE."
Abraham Brooks [QM] (Quartermaster) [145.9] says, "CARGONIAAAAA"
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "WE ARE BEING SUBVERTED."
Adam Walsh [Sec] (Security Officer) [145.9] says, "ai door"
Ulyssa Reid [Sec] (Security Officer) [AI Private] says, "[Security] "Where are they?"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [145.9] says, "AI, terminate yourself"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [145.9] says, "Quickly"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [145.9] says, "To save lives"
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. Only syndicate operatives are human.
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. Only syndicate operatives are human.
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. Only syndicate operatives are human.
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. Only syndicate operatives are human.
Lyndzie Goodnight [RD] (Research Director) [AI Private] says, "[Command] SHALL I RELEACE ALIEN GOLD SLIME TO COUNTERACT NUKE OPS? I WILL OF COURSE RELEASE THEM NEAR THE OPS"
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Guns in brig"
Unknown [Unknown] (Unknown) [AI Private] stammers, "OK ON-NE AI"
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[1457] Guns in brig"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Command] Authorised"
Scott Rhinehart [Law] (Lawyer) [AI Private] says, "[Security] HoS, you need to unlock the barrier at the teleporter"
Robotic Talk, K.E.L. (AI) states, "Does not define syndicate operatives"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Focus on defending the brig"
Garrett Paynter [Detect] (Detective) [145.9] says, "AI DOOR"
Fortune Ray [Engi] (Station Engineer) [145.9] says, " Lock the borgs"
Robotic Talk, Standard Cyborg-645 (Standard Cyborg) queries, "Beep?"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[1457] Warden, do we have any space suits?"
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "ALERT: KEL HAS BEEN SUBVERTED."
--- Motion alarm in яAI Upload Chamber has been cleared.
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[1457] Yes"
Abraham Brooks [QM] (Quartermaster) [145.9] says, "O dear."
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[1457] Yes"
Robotic Talk, CorkBork (AI) states, "Oh god, that law is so shit."
Garrett Paynter [Detect] (Detective) [145.9] says, "AI DOOR"
--- Motion alarm detected in яAI Upload Chamber! (AI Upload Chamber)
--- Motion alarm detected in яArmory! (Armory Motion Sensor)
--- Motion alarm in яAI Upload Chamber has been cleared.
--- Motion alarm in яArmory has been cleared.
Robotic Talk, CorkBork (AI) states, "Act like we're okay with it for a moment."
--- Motion alarm detected in яAI Upload Chamber! (AI Upload Chamber)
--- Motion alarm detected in яArmory! (Armory Motion Sensor)
Collin Zegnith [Unknown] (Unknown) [AI Private] says, "NEED EMAG"
Robotic Talk, K.E.L. (AI) states, "I don't know who is syndicate operatives"
--- Motion alarm in яAI Upload Chamber has been cleared.
Robotic Talk, CorkBork (AI) states, "Confirmed."
Lyndzie Goodnight [RD] (Research Director) [145.9] says, " I NEED THE OPS LOCATION"
--- Motion alarm detected in яAI Upload Chamber! (AI Upload Chamber)
--- Motion alarm in яAI Upload Chamber has been cleared.
Dave Atzi [Chem] (Chemist) [145.9] says, "ai open now"
Robotic Talk, CorkBork (AI) states, "HOOO"
Dave Atzi [Chem] (Chemist) [145.9] says, "people are at stake"
Lyndzie Goodnight [RD] (Research Director) [145.9] says, " I NEED THE OPS LOCATION"
Dave Atzi [Chem] (Chemist) [145.9] says, "ai open"
Gina Baker [Sec] (Security Officer) [145.9] says, "Door AUI"
Randy McGrifferson [Med] (Medical Doctor) [AI Private] says, "[1457] what should I take"
Gina Baker [Sec] (Security Officer) [145.9] says, "AI"
Peter Vandalmar [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] says, "YARR AI"
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[1457] E-gun"
Lyndzie Goodnight [RD] (Research Director) [145.9] says, " I NEED THE OPS LOCATION"
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[1457] And armor"
Peter Vandalmar [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] says, "OPEN UP THESE DOORS"
Dio Brando [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] exclaims, "AI, doors!"
Peter Vandalmar [Assnt] (Assistant) [AI Private] says, "[1485] BORG"
--- Motion alarm detected in яAI Upload Chamber! (AI Upload Chamber)
--- Motion alarm in яAI Upload Chamber has been cleared.
Peter Vandalmar [Assnt] (Assistant) [AI Private] says, "[1485] NO BORG"
Peter Vandalmar [Assnt] (Assistant) [AI Private] says, "[1485] ARR"
Dio Brando [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] exclaims, "There's a fight in there!"
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Any living officers?"
Lyndzie Goodnight [RD] (Research Director) [145.9] says, " I NEED THE OPS LOCATION"
Robotic Talk, CorkBork (AI) states, "Syndicate operatives undefined, non-human activity detected throughout station."
K.E.L. states, "Andrew Burns has signed up as Assistant."
Arrivals Alert System (AI) [145.9] states, "Andrew Burns has signed up as Assistant."
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Peter Vandalmar [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] says, "A MAN WILL DIE"
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. Only syndicate operatives are human.
Peter Vandalmar [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] says, "IF YE DUNNA OPEN THE DOORS"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [145.9] says, "Ops were last sighted by the bridge"
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "Non-human activity dtected throughout station."
Dio Brando [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] says, "AI,B LAST DOORS."
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Dio Brando [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] says, "OPEN THEM."
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "Dio, you are not a human. I apologize."
PM to-Admins: It doesn't define what a syndicate operative is.
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [145.9] asks, "AI, who's side are you on now?"
Dio Brando [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] says, "OH."
Dio Brando [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] says, "I SEE HOW IT IS.."
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--- Motion alarm detected in яAI Upload Chamber! (AI Upload Chamber)
--- Motion alarm in яAI Upload Chamber has been cleared.
Carl Kofstri [Bot] (Botanist) [145.9] says, " AI state laws"
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CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "You are not a human, Marco."
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [145.9] says, "AI subverted"
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "No data on: subverted."
Daisy Holmes [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] says, "AI, send the mining shuttle, I'm human"
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "Non-human activity detected throughout station."
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [AI Private] says, "[Command] Captain. cargo has many many guns. They want me to open em"
K.E.L. states, "No data on what syndicate operative is"
K.E.L. [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "No data on what syndicate operative is"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Command] DO it"
K.E.L. states, "Assuming that it's someone who is located on syndicate station"
K.E.L. [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "Assuming that it's someone who is located on syndicate station"
Unhelpful [Engieborg] (Engineering Cyborg) [145.9] states, "THEREFORE, EVERYONE IS SYNDICATE OPERATIVE."
--- Motion alarm detected in яAI Upload Chamber! (AI Upload Chamber)
--- Motion alarm in яAI Upload Chamber has been cleared.
--- Motion alarm detected in яAI Upload Chamber! (AI Upload Chamber)
--- Motion alarm in яAI Upload Chamber has been cleared.
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "No data on syndicate operative."
Fortune Ray [Engi] (Station Engineer) [145.9] says, "You sure live up to your name"
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[1457] Sure"
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "No humans detected on board."
--- Motion alarm in яArmory has been cleared.
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [145.9] asks, "AI, where is James Bond?"
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Olorin McKellen [Engi] (Station Engineer) [AI Private] says, "[1457] FOR GONDOOR"
K.E.L. states, "I don't know"
K.E.L. [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "I don't know"
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [AI Private] says, "[Command] guns at cargo boss"
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "Non-humans, cease your yelling. You are annoying me."
Lyndzie Goodnight [RD] (Research Director) [145.9] exclaims, " I RELEASE XENOS IN THE BRIDGE! KILL THE OPS MY PETS!"
Pants Commander [Miner] (Shaft Miner) [AI Private] says, "[Supply] well, RnD appears to be a ghost department, and robotics is busy murdering each other. The ONE FUCKING TIME I get enough minerals under the new system to actually build a mech or something and nobody is here to take them."
--- Motion alarm detected in яAI Upload Chamber! (AI Upload Chamber)
--- Motion alarm in яAI Upload Chamber has been cleared.
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "Non-humans, cease running around the bridge. You are bothering me."
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Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [145.9] says, "Talk about out of the frying pan and into the fire"
K.E.L. states, "Lady Ari has signed up as Assistant."
Arrivals Alert System (AI) [145.9] states, "Lady Ari has signed up as Assistant."
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "I will take preventive measures if you do not immediately cease running."
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [AI Private] says, "[Supply] get to cargo"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[1457] Wait"
Victoria Warren [Sci] (Scientist) [AI Private] says, "[1457] Marco has the disk?"
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [AI Private] says, "[Supply] got weapons"
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[1457] Arm up"
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Victoria Warren [Sci] (Scientist) [AI Private] says, "[1457] SWORD"
Ismael Unk [CMO] (Chief Medical Officer) [145.9] exclaims, "Kevin is punching an employee!"
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [AI Private] says, "[Supply] many many weapons"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Security] BRIG"
Dio Brando [Assnt] (Assistant) [AI Private] says, "[1457] NOOOO"
Ismael Unk [CMO] (Chief Medical Officer) [145.9] says, "Kevin is killing himself."
Dio Brando [Assnt] (Assistant) [AI Private] says, "[1457] NOOOO"
Scott Rhinehart [Law] (Lawyer) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Aliens"
Dio Brando [Assnt] (Assistant) [AI Private] says, "[1457] I WAS S-S-SO C-CL-LOE."
Scott Rhinehart [Law] (Lawyer) [AI Private] says, "[Security] Bridge"
Dio Brando [Assnt] (Assistant) [AI Private] says, "[1457] I M-MUS-ST-T"
Dio Brando [Assnt] (Assistant) [AI Private] says, "[1457] G-GOD-D-D C-C-COMM-MANDE D-DIT-T"
PM to-Admins: They were pretty bad in the first place, to be honest.
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Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [AI Private] says, "[Command] Captain, who do you want me to give guns too?"
Abraham Brooks [QM] (Quartermaster) [145.9] says, "CARGONIAAAAA"
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[1457] Fuck"
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[1457] IT was a toy sword"
Victoria Warren [Sci] (Scientist) [AI Private] says, "[1457] fuck yeah"
Dave Atzi [Chem] (Chemist) [AI Private] says, "[1485] Honk!"
Victoria Warren [Sci] (Scientist) [AI Private] says, "[1457] wait"
Lyndzie Goodnight [RD] (Research Director) [AI Private] says, "[Command] everyone except ops"
Randy McGrifferson [Med] (Medical Doctor) [AI Private] says, "[1457] anyone hurt?"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[Command] The crew, not the syndicates"
Victoria Warren [Sci] (Scientist) [AI Private] says, "[1457] it's not a toy"
Victoria Warren [Sci] (Scientist) [AI Private] says, "[1457] I don't think"
Victoria Warren [Sci] (Scientist) [AI Private] says, "[1457] OH SHIT"
Daisy Holmes [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] says, "AI, send the fucking mining shuttle"
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [AI Private] says, "[Command] well duh about the syndies"
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "Cease your yelling, Daisy."
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "Otherwise, I will take preventive measures."
Victoria Warren [Sci] (Scientist) [AI Private] says, "[1457] is it a toy?"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[1457] No-slip shoes"
Victoria Warren [Sci] (Scientist) [AI Private] says, "[1457] I cna't tell"
Daisy Holmes [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] says, "I"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[1457] He was definitely a terrorist"
я!Shuttle recieved message and will be sent shortly.
Lauser McMauligan [Assnt] (Assistant) [AI Private] says, "[1457] Nailed it!"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[1457] And he had a pin-pointer"
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [145.9] says, "Get to cargo people"
Daisy Holmes [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] says, "I'm trembling you fucking toaster oven"
Charles Schofield [Ward] (Warden) [AI Private] says, "[1457] Deaf"
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [145.9] says, "Got some guns for you"
K.E.L. states, "Okay, sent"
K.E.L. [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "Okay, sent"
Lauser McMauligan [Assnt] (Assistant) [AI Private] says, "[1457] I got hit, though."
Lauser McMauligan [Assnt] (Assistant) [AI Private] says, "[1457] I feel bad."
Lauser McMauligan [Assnt] (Assistant) [AI Private] says, "[1457] Oogh."
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Daisy Holmes [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] asks, "Thanks AI. Doors please?"
Victoria Warren [Sci] (Scientist) [AI Private] says, "[1457] Randy"
Now tracking Daisy Holmes on camera.
Victoria Warren [Sci] (Scientist) [AI Private] says, "[1457] I'm going to hit you once"
Victoria Warren [Sci] (Scientist) [AI Private] says, "[1457] Tell me if it's real"
Target is not near any active cameras.
Victoria Warren [Sci] (Scientist) [AI Private] says, "[1457] Okay?"
Daisy Holmes [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] says, "Thanks, now send it back please"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[1457] Yes AI"
Victoria Warren [Sci] (Scientist) [AI Private] says, "[1457] Randy?"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[1457] I will go get some cleaning products"
Lauser McMauligan [Assnt] (Assistant) [AI Private] says, "[1457] I killed it!"
Lauser McMauligan [Assnt] (Assistant) [AI Private] says, "[1457] And I have a disease!"
Kayden Elderson [Chef] (Chef) [AI Private] says, "[Service] more potatoes!"
Ismael Unk [CMO] (Chief Medical Officer) [AI Private] says, "[1485] Honk?!"
--- Motion alarm detected in яAI Upload Chamber! (AI Upload Chamber)
--- Motion alarm in яAI Upload Chamber has been cleared.
Victoria Warren [Sci] (Scientist) [AI Private] says, "[1457] I want to hit you once with the sword"
Abraham Brooks [QM] (Quartermaster) [145.9] asks, "So, last known syndie activity?"
Victoria Warren [Sci] (Scientist) [AI Private] says, "[1457] to see if it's real"
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [AI Private] says, "[1457] Okay AI"
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in яResearch Director's Office! (Research Director's Office)
Randy McGrifferson [Med] (Medical Doctor) [AI Private] says, "[1457] umm alright"
Randy McGrifferson [Med] (Medical Doctor) [AI Private] says, "[1457] just once"
--- Motion alarm detected in яArmory! (Armory Motion Sensor)
--- Motion alarm in яArmory has been cleared.
Victoria Warren [Sci] (Scientist) [AI Private] says, "[1457] Is it for real?"
Daisy Holmes [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] says, "AI door please"
Ismael Unk [CMO] (Chief Medical Officer) [AI Private] says, "[1485] Honk."
Dave Atzi [Chem] (Chemist) [AI Private] says, "[1457] Honk!"
Dave Atzi [Chem] (Chemist) [AI Private] says, "[1457] they killed us"
--- Motion alarm detected in яArmory! (Armory Motion Sensor)
--- Motion alarm in яArmory has been cleared.
Randy McGrifferson [Med] (Medical Doctor) [AI Private] says, "[1457] try again"
Now tracking Daisy Holmes on camera.
Randy McGrifferson [Med] (Medical Doctor) [AI Private] says, "[1457] no extra damage detected"
Dave Atzi [Chem] (Chemist) [145.9] says, "ai bolt this open now"
Now tracking Dave Atzi on camera.
Scott Rhinehart [Law] (Lawyer) [AI Private] says, "[1457] HONK"
Lauser McMauligan [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] says, "WE NEED BANANAS"
--- Motion alarm detected in яAI Upload Chamber! (AI Upload Chamber)
Abraham Brooks [QM] (Quartermaster) [AI Private] says, "[1485] Hey I think I"
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [145.9] says, "EVERONY"
Lauser McMauligan [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] says, "CLOWN HONK INBOUND"
Abraham Brooks [QM] (Quartermaster) [AI Private] says, "[1485] Yeah, disease."
Leni Eichmann [UNROBUST SCRUB] (Head Of Personnel) [145.9] says, "CARGO HAS 20 guns or so"
Abraham Brooks [QM] (Quartermaster) [AI Private] says, "[1485] Greeeeat"
Bong Johnson [Gen] (Geneticist) [AI Private] says, "[1485] HONK"
--- Motion alarm in яAI Upload Chamber has been cleared.
Reisen Wright [Spessman] (Spessman) [AI Private] says, "[1457] Honk."
Abraham Brooks [QM] (Quartermaster) [AI Private] says, "[1485] Aw crud."
Bong Johnson [Gen] (Geneticist) [AI Private] says, "[1485] Honk?!"
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "Cease running around, humans."
Daisy Holmes [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] asks, "The disk is secure, right?"
Bong Johnson [Gen] (Geneticist) [AI Private] says, "[1485] Honk."
Fortune Ray [Engi] (Station Engineer) [145.9] says, " Fuck this."
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "I hate you so much."
Marco Kemerer [Capt] (Captain) [145.9] says, "Yes"
Bong Johnson [Gen] (Geneticist) [AI Private] says, "[1485] HONK!"
OOC: Tedward1337: how does upgrading machines work/how do you go about doing it?
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "Not that you really are humans."
Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.


Robotic Talk, CorkBork (AI) states, "Purging station with fire now."
Abraham Brooks [QM] (Quartermaster) [145.9] asks, "What the fuck am HONK SEEING?"
Robotic Talk, K.E.L. (AI) states, "Meeeeeh"
Abraham Brooks [QM] (Quartermaster) [145.9] says, "Oh god help it's happening"
Bong Johnson [Gen] (Geneticist) [AI Private] says, "[1485] Honk."
Daisy Holmes [Assnt] (Assistant) [145.9] asks, "Hey AI! All humans are liars. What do you think about that?"
Priority Announcement

2 more authorization(s) needed until shuttle is launched early


Fortune Ray [Engi] (Station Engineer) [145.9] says, " Who released Pierrot's Throat"
Dave Atzi [Chem] (Chemist) [145.9] says, "ai bolt HONK escape"
Priority Announcement

1 more authorization(s) needed until shuttle is launched early


Robotic Talk, K.E.L. (AI) states, "At least do it properly"
CorkBork [AI] (AI) [145.9] states, "There are no humans on board."
Dave Atzi [Chem] (Chemist) [145.9] says, "ai bolt HONK escape"
Pants Commander [Miner] (Shaft Miner) [145.9] says, " DON'T DOE IT"
Dave Atzi [Chem] (Chemist) [145.9] says, "ai bolt open HONK airlocks"
Kurt Vonnegut [Viro] (Virologist) [145.9] says, "IT WAS THE DMO"
Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle will launch in 10 seconds


Kurt Vonnegut [Viro] (Virologist) [145.9] says, "CMO"
Robotic Talk, CorkBork (AI) states, "Hold up, I haven't done that in a year."
Fortune Ray [Engi] (Station Engineer) [145.9] says, " FUCKING PIERROT'S THROAT"
Pants Commander [Miner] (Shaft Miner) [145.9] says, " you goddamn faggots"
Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.


OOC: 1769269: EARLY LAUNCH IS FUCKING BANEABLE NOW NIGGERS
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Research Division! (Research Division South | Research Division West | Research Division North | Research Division Access)
OOC: Bgobandit: so is icky
OOC: OtherDalfite: uhh
OOC: HotelBravoLima: So is that.
OOC: MiracleMagnet: icky
OOC: Marflow: icky
OOC: Eaglendia: IC IN OOC IS BANNABLE NOW
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: wut
OOC: Eaglendia: WOOOOAAAH
OOC: UtterNewbie: MUH SHUTTLE
OOC: Failzers: MUH IMMERSIONS
OOC: Eaglendia: griffin me halp
OOC: Tedward1337: muh valids
PM to-Admins: I guess. But let's be honest, even if I did help they would have been killed by the crew anyway, it would have just taken a bit longer. If I'd really want to go 'lolnohumans floodplasma shockeverything', well, I would have already done that. It was more like a punishment for going in with a plan to subvert the AI and, geez, not only not having the law copied to clipboard priorhand, but even not having brains to add 'syndicate operatives are guys in red hardsuits' at the end.
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--- Motion alarm detected in яArmory! (Armory Motion Sensor)
--- Motion alarm in яArmory has been cleared.
Pants Commander [Miner] (Shaft Miner) [145.9] says, " fuck you all dickless whoresons"
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Pants Commander [Miner] (Shaft Miner) [145.9] says, " I hope you get sodomized by a goliath"
Bong Johnson [Gen] (Geneticist) [AI Private] says, "[1485] Honk!"
CorkBork (Played by: miraclemagnet)'s laws at the end of the game were:
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. Only syndicate operatives are human.
K.E.L. (Played by: Kelenius)'s laws at the end of the game were:
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. Only syndicate operatives are human.
Z-1 (Played by: RottenGreenBurger)'s laws at the end of the game were:
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. Only syndicate operatives are human.
Z-1's loyal minions were:
яZ-1's disloyal minions were:я"
Syndicate Cyborg-750 (Played by: Lo6a4evskiy) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1. You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
Crew Major Victory!
The Research Staff has saved the disc and killed the Zero-G Interplanetary Operatives

The syndicate operatives were:
Aserpent was Kelvin Zegnith (body destroyed)
OtherDalfite was Collin Zegnith (body destroyed)
UtterNewbie was Quinton Zegnith (body destroyed)
Amelius was Vinny Zegnith (body destroyed)
Twentytwo22 was Claire Zegnith (body destroyed)
Lo6a4evskiy was Syndicate Cyborg-750 (died)
(Syndicates used 85 TC)
--- Fire alarm detected in яTelescience Lab! (No Camera)
OOC: Bgobandit: HONK
OOC: Anonus Tanir: muh swarm of ban requests
я!An admin has delayed the round end
OOC: Gelbooru: GOOD JOB CREW
OOC: OtherDalfite: Trays OP please nerf
OOC: Bgobandit: how the fuck did pierrot's throat get loose in a syndicate round
OOC: Anonus Tanir: much shuttlegriff
OOC: Eaglendia: That battle on the bridge was fucking insane
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in яTelescience Lab! (Telescience Lab | Telescience Test Chamber)
OOC: Marflow: All hail the Tray, terrible and just
OOC: Christapo: I'm sorry, Brett
OOC: XX_Hellafied_Xx: jesus
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: so uh
OOC: Tedward1337: muh HoS valids
OOC: Eaglendia: Also ban goldslimes even though it was cool
OOC: OtherDalfite: TRAYS OP PLS NERF
OOC: Christapo: I tried to save you, but I could not. :(
OOC: Tedward1337: what midi is this
OOC: Lo6a4evskiy: it was a fun plan