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Mute Anon 1

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  1. >You are mute Anon
  2. >You are not stupid
  3. >Many assume you are slow here
  4. >There is one in particular who doesn't
  5. >One who never did
  6. >And you hate her
  7. >Eating breakfast
  8. >Knocks on your door
  9. >Two loud knocks, one soft knock
  10. >Fluttershy
  11. >You open the door
  12. >"Hello Anon."
  13. >"I have something for you, you've been a good boy this week."
  14. >Narrow your eyes
  15. >She smiles nervously
  16. >From her saddlebags she gives you a smoked salmon
  17. >For a moment you smile, this was your favorite
  18. >Fluttershy seems to like you smiling
  19. >That pisses you off
  20. >You stop smiling
  21. >Checked the smoked salmon
  22. >Has 8 tranquilizers
  23. >Shake your head in disapproval
  24. >You don't throw away the salmon though
  25. >Oh no
  26. >This stops today
  27. >None of the others believe you about Fluttershy
  28. >They don't understand what you're trying to communicate
  29. >Or worse they just think she's too innocent
  30. >This salmon should be sufficient proof
  31. >Twilight should believe this...
  32. >Fluttershy follows after you
  33. >"Sweetie, you don't want to do that...um."
  34. >"Doesn't it look yummy?"
  35. >"Wouldn't you like to eat it right now?"
  36. >Shake your head
  37. >Fluttershy tackles you
  38. >She's stronger than she looks
  39. >And her knowledge of different kinds of creatures allows her to pin you down with ease
  40. >You grab her withers and pull
  41. >"S-stop struggling mister!"
  42. >Notice Pinkie Pie off in the distance
  43. >Motion her over
  44. >She nods and heads over to you
  45. >You sigh in relief and push harder against Fluttershy
  46. >Pinkie giggles at this scene
  47. >"Aaaaw are you two cuddling?"
  48. >Shen then contemplates something seriously
  49. >She gets a huge grin
  50. >"You, know what they say the more the merrier!"
  51. >She jumps in on the action
  52. >Nuzzling the rolling around with you two
  53. >Fluttershy begins straight up cuddling you too
  54. >Probably to keep up the act
  55. >She does spend this time to tickle and massage your crotch
  56. >God damn it
  57. >You kick her in the face
  58. >Pinkie notices this
  59. >"Hey! Anon! That's no way to behave!"
  60. >You point to Fluttershy
  61. >Make devil horns with your hands
  62. >Pinkie Pie laughs
  63. >"That's silly! Fluttershy isn't mean!"
  64. >Facepalm
  65. >You wish you brought your quill and paper
  66. >Fluttershy looks dazed
  67. >Now's your chance!
  68. >Pick up the fish again
  69. >Continue on your way to Twilight's library
  70. >Fluttershy is right back on your heels
  71. >See Applejack with a cart of apples
  72. >Hide behind her cart
  73. >Sigh in relief
  74. >"Anon what's got you so scared...?"
  75. >"Umm you understand me right?"
  76. >Nod and roll your eyes
  77. >"Just making sure."
  78. >How can you explain the situation
  79. >Grab an apple
  80. >See pony eating a banana
  81. >Take it
  82. >"Hey!"
  83. >Dig a hole out in the apple with your thumb
  84. >Insert the banana
  85. >Motion your head to Fluttershy flying in the sky
  86. >Applejack gets a devious grin
  87. >"Heheh! You and Fluttershy are gonna do it?"
  88. >"I know you two were perfect for each other!"
  89. >Throw the apple and banana in rage
  90. >Fluttershy heard Applejack
  91. >She turns to the two of you
  92. >"Applejack! Anon's being a bad boy today! He's stealing a fish that I was going to feed to a bear!"
  93. >Oh come on!
  94. >Run for it
  95. >"Fluttershy get my rope."
  96. >Shitshitshitshit!
  97. >Applejack and Fluttershy are too much for you
  98. >It's only a matter of time before they catch you
  99. >And you don't want to be forced to go to Appleloosa or something
  100. >That would make things worse
  101. >Hide in a coffee shop
  102. >They pass you by
  103. >"Um Anon?"
  104. >Aaaaah shit
  105. >Cheerilee
  106. >She was a nice pony, but she thought you were as smart as a sack of shit
  107. >"What....what, are...are...you...doing?"
  108. >You heard her the first time!
  109. >God you hated when they did the slow talk and repeat shit
  110. >Normally it wouldn't phase you
  111. >But now is the worst time for this sort of thing
  112. >Hold up the fish
  113. >She looks confused
  114. >You do some sign language
  115. >She doesn't understand
  116. >Jump behind counter of coffee shop
  117. >Take the whip cream
  118. >Write out a complicated message of the current situation on the walls
  119. >She gasps
  120. >Finally someone gets it
  121. >"Bad! Anon! Very Bad!"
  122. >"Bad....Bad...."
  123. >She wipes away the message
  124. >Did she even read it?!
  125. >Growl and run out the coffee shop
  126. >The fish flails around in your arms
  127. >Smoked salmon smells good
  128. >You almost want to eat it right now
  129. >But tranquilizers and stuff
  130. >You're also getting incredibly frustrated
  131. >This whole, "nobody believes you about Fluttershy" thing is getting on your last nerve
  132. >To vent your frustration by swinging the fish around as you sprint towards Twilight's library
  133. >*Thwack!*
  134. >Uh oh you hit someone with it
  135. >Just an apology should suffice
  136. >If they understand you that is
  137. >You turn to the pony you hit
  138. >It's.....
  139. >Rarity
  140. >"Anon! I know you have your disability..."
  141. >"But this is unacceptable!"
  142. >She's very loud
  143. >You hear galloping
  144. >Oh no....
  145. >See Fluttershy and Applejack approaching
  146. >No time for this
  147. >Keep running
  148. >"Get back here you ruffian!"
  149. >"I'm not finished with you!"
  150. >The library is in sight!
  151. >You're gonna make it!
  152. >Hear rope going through the air
  153. >Your leg is lassoed
  154. >Fluttershy trots up to you
  155. >Checks you for injuries
  156. >Push her away
  157. >Applejack glares at you
  158. >Rarity has finally caught up
  159. >"Oh Anon! How could you do such an awful thing!"
  160. >"They told me you stole that fish!"
  161. >She sighs
  162. >"...Then you hit me with it."
  163. >"I don't know why you're acting this way lately, but it has to stop!"
  164. >No!
  165. >They don't understand
  166. >You need to get out of this
  167. >But how?
  168. >Get an idea
  169. >It's crude but effective
  170. >You unzip your pants
  171. >And pee
  172. >Pee all over Rarity first
  173. >"Aaaaa!"
  174. >Make sure to pee in her mane
  175. >She backs away
  176. >Pee on Applejack next
  177. >"What in the hay are you doing?!"
  178. >She lets go of her grip and moves far away
  179. >Pee all over Fluttershy
  180. >She seems shocked
  181. >But smiles and presses her chest up against your dick
  182. >The pee soak into her coat
  183. >Kick her away
  184. >What's her problem?!
  185. >Run towards the library
  186. >"Anon are golden showers your fetish?"
  187. >Fluttershy calls out
  188. >Don't bother to answer
  189. >Arrive at library
  190. >Enter and quickly slam the door
  191. >Twilight looks at your crotch
  192. >Notice you forgot to zip up your pants
  193. >Do so
  194. >Blush
  195. >She just giggles
  196. >Ponies don't give a shit about nudity
  197. >Walk up to her with the fish
  198. >Show Twilight the fish
  199. >"Can you tell me what that's supposed to mean?"
  200. >Frown at her
  201. >"Oh right you're mute...."
  202. >Get quill, ink and paper
  203. >You were a good artist
  204. >Draw Fluttershy giving you the fish
  205. >She nods to show understanding
  206. >You show her the fish and show her the tranquilizers
  207. >"Are you sure Anon?"
  208. >"This all seems a little...erm excuse the pun...fishy."
  209. >You nod frantically
  210. >Yes you're fucking sure
  211. >"Well, this isn't the first time you've accused Fluttershy of this sort of thing."
  212. >"I'm having troubles believing it."
  213. >"Ever since you started living alone, and without her as your caretaker you've been aloof, and do strange things."
  214. >"I think you're just trying to insure that we don't assign her as your caretaker again."
  215. >"So you accuse her of things."
  216. >No
  217. >No no
  218. >NONONONONO
  219. >That's not it at all!
  220. >Facepalm
  221. >You were about to write down to her your counter-argument when Rarity,Fluttershy, and Applejack burst through the door
  222. >You want to scream at this point
  223. >Fluttershy goes to Twilight
  224. >"Oh thank goodness! Anon took a fish I was going to feed Mr.Bear."
  225. >"You see I needed the tranquilizers because I was going to take care of his toothaches today."
  226. >Bullshit Mr.Bear hasn't had a toothache since you moved out of her home
  227. >They all buy it
  228. >Rarity and Applejack make you out to be the bad guy
  229. >They tell her about the pee and everything
  230. >Twilight Sparkle just looks at you in disappointment
  231. >"Well Anon, you haven't been on your best behavior...."
  232. >Oh no....
  233. >"We all have been very concerned for you since you began to live independently..."
  234. >"I'm going to assign Fluttershy as your caretaker again."
  235. >"This just isn't working out."
  236. >No!
  237. >This isn't how it's supposed to go
  238. >Rarity and Applejack leave
  239. >They give you comforting words about how they forgive you
  240. >Their words only hurt you more
  241. >Now you had no choice
  242. >Twilight sent Celestia a letter
  243. >The reply took forever
  244. >And it was horrifying
  245. >Fluttershy is legally your caretaker again
  246. >You walk home...no.. to the cottage with Fluttershy
  247. >She notices you sobbing
  248. >She flies up to you and wipes away your tears
  249. >"I'm sorry it had to be this way, sweetie."
  250. >"But I'll take good care of you."
  251. >"Just like old times, okay?"
  252. >She kisses you
  253. >You flinch at her
  254. >She gives you bedroom eyes
  255. >She wasn't always like this
  256. >Things weren't always like this...
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