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For fuck's sake Dangles V3.1

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  1. **Title:** The "For-fuck's-sake-dangles-stop-feeding" deal.
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  3. **Description:** [Meet Dangles](http://www.dotabuff.com/players/43998361), this guy(when he plays with me) almost always has the most deaths in our stack, most of the times, the most deaths on our team.
  4. Like for real sometimes he feeds like no tomorrow, taking fights he can't win like martyrdom is his second name.
  5. He complains that we should play better and then proceeds to play even worse next game.
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  7. **Goal:** The goal is for Dangles to actively improve his play, discussing it isn't helping, so we're trying something else.
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  9. **The deal:** This offer stands for 2 weeks, 04-sep-2015(now) till 18-sep-2015 23:59 CET
  10. If Dangles can fulfill these requirements then I will buy him a set or item from the store.(up to 15 euro)
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  12. **Requirements:**
  13. - 5 games in a row.
  14. - Stack of at least 3 people.
  15. - Games are played with Double in said stack.
  16. - Normal games, no bot-matches.
  17. - Must have won 3 out of 5 games.
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  19. **Challenge:**
  20. - Not the one with the most deaths on our stack, a tie in terms of deaths is invalid.
  21. - Help from the team such as tactical feed etc. will result in an invalid match.
  22. - Actively avoiding fights will result in an invalid match.
  23. - Must have a positive K/D ratio, higher than 1.(the numbers count)
  24. - Must have played at least 3 different heroes in these 5 matches.(hero-camping is a no-no)
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  26. **Rules:**
  27. Matches must fill the requirements to count, if a game doesn't count it simply will be ignored.
  28. If a match fills the requirements, but one of the challenges isn't achieved, it will count as a fail.(which means progress is reset)
  29. If a match fills the requirements, and all challenges are achieved, the game counts.
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  31. I keep the right to myself to change the rules, alter the deadline if insufficient games have been played, or declare a match invalid when there is suspicion of foul play.
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  33. If dangles fails to complete said task, I will have full say in what his steam-name and steam-picture is for 2 weeks, with unlimited changes.
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  35. Version 3.1, approved by the board of memes, 04-sep-2015 20:49 CET.
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