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You hear snickering coming from behind you.
kaiser
I look behind myself
Jamster
You see two black creatures standing in front of you.  They are humanoid and slightly smaller than yourself.  They both have sharp claws, sharp teeth, and pupiless white eyes.
One appears to be crackling with electricity, and the other has several tentacles protruding from its mouth.
They both appear to be trying to hold back laughter.
kaiser
look at them in despite and continue diggin
Jamster
You continue digging.  The creatures are kinda shocked at what you just did.
They sit down and watch you dig.
kaiser
roll for manly diggin
1d20 = 17
Jamster
You dig your father's grave without stopping you, despite being drenched with sweat.  The creatures behind you are letting out impressed noises as you do so.
Your father's grave is now at an appropriate depth to put him in.
kaiser
I climb outside and carefully put him in the grave
Jamster
Your father now lays at the bottom of the grave.
kaiser
I do a monologue in the place
roll for monologue
Jamster
1d20+ Perform.
kaiser
1d20 = 17 + 3 = 20
Jamster
You give a brilliant monologue in front of your father's grave.  You bring up the best and worst times you've ever had with him.  Despite shedding a couple of tears during it, you continue to monologue without break.
The creatures stand up and applaud after you are done, tears in their eyes.
kaiser
>Frederick, leave a single rose on his chest and begin to fill in the grave
roll for str 1d20 = 10 - 2 = 8
Jamster
You manage to fill half of his grave in, but your extremely tired from digging the grave earlier.
The creatures come over and take the shovel from you.
They begin filling in the grave.
kaiser
"Thanks, but I must do it"
"It's my duty"
Jamster
They are inspired by you, and return the shovel.
kaiser
roll for willpower 1d20 = 10
Jamster
You push yourself to your limits, and manage to finish digging the grave.  You fall down afterwards, completely exhausted.
kaiser
"Your will has been done father, you will has been done"
I fall to the ground and turn myself arround facing the sky
Jamster
You drift off into unconsciousness.
Jamster
You find yourself dreaming suddenly.  Everything seems quite blurry, and you can't seem to make anything out.  You realize you are floating high above in the air, and you think you hear muzzled voices below you.
kaiser
"uuh uuh, OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK"
roll for freaking out 1d20 = 12
Jamster
You start freaking the fuck out, and begin to fall.  You manage to stop panicking before you hit the ground though.
kaiser
"OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD"
"WHAT THE LIVING SHIT IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY VIRGIN IS GOING ON!?"
Jamster
You hear peoples shouting below you, but you can't quite make out what they're saying.
kaiser
"OH GOD WHAT THE SHIT, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, WHAT IS THIS PLACE WHAT IS HAPPENING"
Jamster
Everything is becoming much blurrier.  You find everything beginning to fade away.
kaiser
roll to cover my eyes in desperation 1d20 = 18
Jamster
You cover your eyes, and suddenly feel yourself on something soft.
kaiser
soft?
Jamster
You suddenly realize you are on your couch.
kaiser
"What the fuck just happened!?"
Jamster
You look around, and you see the creatures sitting across from you, sleeping.
kaiser
"Must have been a bad dream"
I take a look on the creatures
1d20 = 14
Jamster
You notice that the lighting creature's electricity seems to have stopped flowing so much, and the other creature's tentacles seem to have receded back into its mouth.
kaiser
I name them zappy and squid
Can I keep them?
Jamster
Hm
Roll to charm?
kaiser
1d20 = 17
Jamster
The creatures wake up, and are quite excited to see you!  You seem to have left quite the impression on them.
kaiser
 I go to the kitchen and prepare something to eat for them
roll for cooking 1d20 = 4
Shit
Jamster
You make them some eggs and toast, but the eggs come out runny and the toast is burnt.  They eat it out of respect for you, but they are visibly uncomfortable while eating it.
kaiser
"Well sorry, I ain't exactly a cook"
I go and check on my computer to see waht the corn head has been up to
ⓘ AnionCation is now known as TwilightRanger
TwilightRanger
"Heya :!"
kaiser
((oh shit))
ⓘ kaiser is now known as Frederick
Frederick
"Hey corn head, progress report"
TwilightRanger
"Yessir :!"
"I have got enough grist to get to the first gate sir :!"
Frederick
"What the fuck is grist"
TwilightRanger
"You get it from killing stuff :P"
Frederick
"And what do you mean by gate, there are no doors near you, it's a bloody forest"
TwilightRanger
"You have to build up for me :!"
"You know how you moved the alchemiter and stuff around :?"
"You gotta go onto the same screen and click to build stuff, and build straight up :!"
Frederick
"Ok, so what do you want me to build for ya"
"I need some plans and shit"
TwilightRanger
"Idk just a way to get up :!"
"Do whatever catches your artistic inspiration :!"
Frederick
roll for artistic quality 1d20 = 14
Jamster
You think of some nice building structures.
Frederick
roll for implementation 1d20 = 18
Jamster
You successfully manage to build a cool twisty structure like this: http://s112.photobucket.com/user/Mental-Rectangle/media/image166copy1.jpg.html
Frederick
Perfect, a brand new skating arena for you
TwilightRanger
"A what arena :?"
Jamster
It goes all the way up though.
TwilightRanger
(100 grist then?)
Frederick
"It's a place with ice inside where you can slide on it for fun"
Jamster
100 grist.
TwilightRanger
"How does one slide on it :?"
Jamster
Roll for bluff Frederick
Roll for counter-bluff TwilightRanger .
TwilightRanger
(whats bluff again?)
Frederick
1d20 = 9 + 3 = 12
(char)
Jamster
(CHA)
TwilightRanger
persuasion?
or flat cha
Frederick
(I used normal CHA mod)
Jamster
(Persuassion I guess.  I thought bluff was an actual skill)
TwilightRanger
1d20+1 = 13+1 = 14
Jamster
TwilightRanger sees through your ice BS.
Frederick
Not cool
TwilightRanger
lol
"So what does an ice ring REALLY do?"
Frederick
"Just that, you slide on it"
Jamster
(Lmao)
Frederick
"I guess you can put your face on it during the summer"
TwilightRanger
"Aha :!"
"Its a face receptacle :!"
Frederick
((How is THAT not bs?))
"Whatever you want to do, does that suffy?"
TwilightRanger
"Sure :!"
"So.. i guess I just.. walk up it :?"
Frederick
"Whatever corn head"
"Don't snap your neck with the ice tho"
TwilightRanger
"So before I go... What have you been up to :?"
Frederick
"Not being dead so far"
"You friend saved my ass, I should thank him later"
TwilightRanger
"Are you alright now:?"
Frederick
"Yeah, everything is fine, as fine as it can get with the world having gone berzerk"
TwilightRanger
"Are you sure :? It sounds like you went through a lot of shit :!"
Frederick
"It's fine, I'll have to do"
"It's not like it could get worse, the world literally ended"
TwilightRanger
"C'mon frederick :! You don't have to act like you are manly if you are upset :!"
Frederick
"Don't you realise what just went down? The world went to hell and we were spared!"
"It's not some play of luck, there was a higher force involved in this crap"
"And if we were spared, it must be for a reason, we must keep on going"
TwilightRanger
"Yeah but surely you have a bit to rest now :!"
"well... if you want to talk about it later then sure I guess :("
"I'll ttyl :!"
Frederick
"Stay strong russian deer"
TwilightRanger
"That is amazingly cute :3"
Frederick
"Ok fuck that then, just don't die"
TwilightRanger
your message does not get read as TwilightRanger has already left
ⓘ TwilightRanger is now known as Orea
Frederick
--GunpowederedDance has stoped espering TwilightRanger--
Orea
(Jamster do you wanna keep DMing frederick or move canon to me now?)
Frederick
((move to the oreos now, it's cool, this is a lot of progress
also adam, copy paste this shit pls))
Jamster
((It's up to you guys.  We doing Orea now then?))
Orea
(It appears so)
I walk up the structure and move onto the roof, then walk through the first gate
Jamster
As you walk through the gate, you are suddenly BLINDED by a bright white flash!
* Orea puts back on her blindfold
Jamster
You feel yourself floating weightlessly through the air.  You suddenly find yourself on solid ground after a few seconds.
Orea
I attempt to land safely on 3 points - my legs and 1 hand
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Orea
1d20+3 = 15
Jamster
You land successfully.  The ground below you is quite soft and squishy.
Orea
I touch the ground and attempt to dissern its substance
roll 1d20+3
..
wrong roll anyway XD
1d20+2 = 18
Jamster
You feel grass below you.  It, as well as the dirt beneath it, feels unusually soft.
It's almost... bouncy.
Orea
I attempt to bounce on the ground
Jamster
You don't quite bounce on the ground, but the ground presses down as you step on it.
The ground feels kinda nice though.
Orea
I roll around on the ground
OHH
its mushroom
I roll around anyway just for fun
Jamster
(Is not a mushroom >:( ))
Orea
I roll around anyway
Jamster
You roll around on the nice soft ground.  The dirt surprisingly does not stick to you as you do so.
Orea
I lie down on the ground on my back
What do I feel?
(aside from determination - HP fully restored)
Jamster
You feel quite relaxed.  The area feels nice.  The ground feels almost bed-like.
Orea
I stay lied down and remove my blindfold to take in the surroundings
Jamster
You take of your blindfold and take in your surroundings.  You are surrounded by immense mushrooms of varying sizes.  They extend far into the skies.  Behind you lies the portal you came through, and a very large cliff.
You can't see the top of it, as the clouds are blocking the way.  You lie in the middle of a small grove, a pathway lying ahead of you.
You hear a quite voice speak to you.  "We...lcome"
Orea
"Thanks :!"
Jamster
You have arrived in the Land of MUSHROOMS and WHISPERS
Orea
I slowly get up and begin skipping down the path
Jamster
You begin skipping down the path.  As you do so, you eventually come to a fork in the road, split into two sections.  On the left side, the mushrooms are all completely red.  To the right, they are completely blue.
Orea
I go down the right blue path
Jamster
You travel down the blue path.  After a few minutes of traveling, you find yourself in a much larger open area.  You see a sign as you enter the area: "WELCOME TO FUNGUS VILLAGE"
Ugh, what an uncreative name.
You notice several houses carved into the mushrooms, with the occasionally window beside some of the doors.
Above you, there are wooden walkways that lead to more houses.
Orea
I look around for anything living in the village
..apart from mushrooms
well.. the mushroom houses
Jamster
Roll for perception.
Orea
1d20+3 = 15
wait
1d20+2 = 14
Jamster
You see that there are several pairs of eyes peeking out from behind the windows, watching you.  A lone creature stands a few meters away from you, a spear in its hand. The creature looks like a bipedal cat.
He seems to be shaking while he points the spear at you.
Orea
"Heya :!"
"Who are you :?"
I skip over to him
Jamster
"G--Get back, you vile creature!  I am the village hero, Meownamer!"
"I will fight you if I must!"
Orea
"Heya Moewnamer :! I'm Orea :!"
"Nice to meet you :!"
I give him a hug
Jamster
The creature almost stabs you as you come close to it, but you hug it before it has the chance to.
The creature starts to purr a little.
"Are... are you not going to kill us?"
Orea
"Of course not :!"
Jamster
The cat-thing lets out a sigh of relief.
Orea
"I'm just happy to have met people :!"
Jamster
The cat creature lets out a meow-like shout, and you hear doors begin to open.
Orea
":O More people yay :!"
Jamster
"I've never met a furless creature like you before aside from those other.... terrible creatures!"
"I just assumed every furless creature was evil!"
Orea
"Oh :?"
"Those.. Imp things :?"
"You defend the whole village from them :?"
"Thats really brave :!"
Jamster
"Thank you, I have the protect the little Kits from danger!  We did have other defenders, but the creatures have been.... taking them out lately."
"The Imps have been getting stronger lately!"
Orea
"Really :?"
"Is there any way I can help :?"
Jamster
"Yes, but I could never ask someone I barely know to risk their lives for the village!"
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Orea
"It would be my pleasure to help you out :!"
"As one might say - You have my bow :P"
Jamster
"R-Really?  Are you sure you can take those creatures out?"
Orea
"Yeah I've taken out quite a lot already :!"
Jamster
"There's a group of Imps back along the path you just took.  Did you come across the fork in the road?  If so, they're down the red pathway!"
"I'd offer to help, but I'm the only defender left.  I can't leave my position :(."
Orea
"Thats fine :! I can probably do well enough myself :!"
Jamster
"I can't explain how much this means to us!  Maybe we'll be able to finally get some sound sleep at night!"
Orea
"Is there anything you need to tell me first :?"
Jamster
"Yes!  There should only be three of them, but there leader is quite stronger than the other two!  They all seem to have developed some sort of power, but the leader has two of them!"
Orea
"Some sort of power :?"
Jamster
"I don't know how to explain it.  We used to be able to handle the imps quite easily, but a few days ago they all started getting stronger!  They all have sort of aspect or something to them."
"And Imp I fought the other day was made out of paper completely!"
Orea
"Huh.. Why would they choose to be made of paper :?"
"Anyway.. I'll head off then I guess :?"
"I'll be back in probably an hour then :!"
* Orea begins walking off towards the red path
Jamster
"Good luck!"
You hear cheers from the village as you go.
You soon arrive at the red path.
Orea
I walk down the path cautiously with my bow drawn
Jamster
You walk down it, and soon arrive at a hole in a giant Red mushroom.
Orea
(Just a wonder in canon - are my arrow's tips always on fire.. Or do they just set on fire after they are fired?)
Jamster
This mushroom is much wider than ones you've previously seen.
((They set on fire after you shoot them.))
((Or as soon as you draw them back.))
Orea
(And I'm guessing they are carbon fibre arrows?)
Jamster
((ye))
The mushroom is about 30 by 30 meters.
Orea
I walk up to the mushroom and peek inside cautiously
Jamster
You peek inside, and notice a rather empty first floor.  It appears to be quite dirty, and there's broken glass all over the floor.
There are stairs leading up.
Orea
I captcha some of the broken glass
Jamster
You successfully captcha Shards of Broken Glass
Orea
I peer up the stairs and sneak up them
Jamster
You notice three imps sitting at a table.  One of them has smoke constantly surrounding it, one appears to be made of fabric, and the other appears to be crackling with electricity.
Looking closer at the Electricity imp, its arms appears to actually be clock hands.
And its face has the numbers 1-12 in random positions.